2/10

>>688517051
Looks like absolute shit

>>688517051
What are the meat disks ? spam ?

>cooking
>applied heat to some shit

cool anon, very cool

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>>688517051
You can't call making shitty eggs cooking.

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>>688517326
Something like that.

Is this even cooking? Nothing looks cooked, looks like pre made shit mixed on a plate. 0/10

1/10 wouldn't eat

What the fuck, do you eat RAM for breakfast?

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>>688517051
not bad actually

>>688517533
No, I just eat at my desk.

2/10 would feed to dog

>>688517051
That doesn't really count as cooking mate try again.

>>688517051
not good

>>688517469
haha that filename you cuck.

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rate my ability to cut fruit and put it into a bowl

>>688517051
basic bitch / 10

>>688517051
I'd tell you to make me a sandwich bitch but you're not even good for that

>>688517051
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>688517051
wow, shit like that can only be seen on /b/
are you suffering from some form of retardation by by any case?

>>688518530
made it look good, add some chopped nuts and dark chocolate. lots of pussy wil come to you 8/10

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>>688517051

>>688518530
i like your choice of fruit, 10/10

>>688518794
I'm already a grill m8 :)

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rate my ordering out skills...

>>688519029
marry me you glorious slut

>>688518530
5/10. I hate raspberries.

>>688519085
looks good but needs more ketchup/10

>>688519172
only if you're into creampies

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>>688517533

>>688517051
Who the fuck eats crackers with ham and eggs? Is this a limey thing or something?

>>688519268
Giving or receiving?

>>688519268
i'd creampie myself if i could

>>688519515
receiving... I fucking love them

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R8

>>688519589
I'd hook up with you only because of that fruit bowl, i shit you not.

jesus /b/ what kind of pathetic shit do you guys eat? My self ate some lamb sausage with tzatziki, spinach, red onion, feta cheese and bread

>>688519699
unidentifiable, unappetizing euro garbage/10

>>688519085
Looks fucking dank but pick off those tomatoes. tomatoes are only okay when diced, the fuck is wrong with people?

>>688517051
legit wouldn't eat that

>>688519699
>No cheese.
>No eggs.
>No bacon.

Laughing eagle/10.

>>688519589
That's pretty greedy. You should give them out sometime.

>>688519881
Hahha good one my burger friend! That shit is so tasty you wouldnt believe, just the white wine i used to cook the beans in is better than anything u ever tasted.

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Rate mine.

>>688520227
>cooking.

>>688517051
According to the world health organization, proccessed meats like the one on your plate are class1 carcinogens, which definately cause cancer. with non proccessed meat being just "probable human carcinogens"

eggs are probably the unhealthiest food ever too


our bodies and brains run on carbs not dead animal flesh and fetus's

good luck with your cancer gains


good luck with your cancer gains.

good luck with your cancer gains

>>688517628
Shut up op, you don't fool anyone.
That's so fucking lame, scrambled egg, some crackers and a slice of salame.

>>688519871
niggah you gay

>>688517051
1/10 Denny's

>>688518530
10/10

>>688519917
what are you, gay?
pansy ass motherfucker.

>>688520194
what whine are you using?

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>>688520370

>>688520370
You forgot to tell us that you're vegan. 2/10.

>>688519085
Have you ever considered going pro in ordering out?

>>688517051
7/10 would ask you to fix me a plate.

>>688520425
Am I still gay If i tape a pair of tits on your chest, put a paper bag on your head and fuck you in the ass? I'll make you moan like a bitch too.

>>688519699
Fuck you, i'm hungry now/10

>>688517051
10/10

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>>688520039
The burguer had cheese inside btw. >>688520039
>>688520039
I bet if you tried these peas you would cry knowing the veggies in your country are dull, bland and flavorless. You really cant imagine the quality of veggies here, ive to america and yours are garbage. We dont need to add much things to food, you would ruin them with ur ketchup and bacon bulshit

>>688520227
Looks tastier than Op's, that's for sure.

>>688520635
not vegan, I just dont eat animal products. still wear them and dont care. you forgot to look up the definition of vegan 1/10

>>688520773
no that's just retarted

>>688520971
Still doesn't change the colossal faggot you've become and the shame you've brought to your family.

>>688520894
ok, you cooked peas and an octopus, what else did you do? I want to eat that

>>688518530
Make that for a chick and she'll lick your balls dude. 10/10 son

>>688520894
looks fucking repulsive. what the fuck are those things in it? cant tell if it's a meat, seafood, or veggie

>>688517326
Spam isn't round dude

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Ill post some of mine

>>688521300
squid, tard

>>688517051
lazy/10 mini sandwich was right there
>>688517469
glad that is the cooking you miss most, proof she was for you, congrats you're free

>>688518530
diabetes/10 but yummy

>>688519085
munchies/10

>>688519699
7/10 needs salad

>>688521306
You can make it round.
Get a cookie cutter.

>>688517051
Eggs are over cooked and not mixed properly, you need to start with a light touch of olive oil then finish with a small amount of butter.

Plating is wrong and looks cheap, if the eggs were proper you could of piled small portions on the crackers with a slice of meat and maybe half of a cherry tomato/mushroom/goat cheese.

>>688520894
> Ive been to other lands and I prefer my country's food, which I've been eating since childhood.

No shit, sherlock. That doesnt make it superior, just what you are accustomed to.

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>>688520894
>2 cans of peas, and 3 pieces of baby octopus.
Jesus Christ what shitty third world country are you from?

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>>688517051
Where's your veggies at, Anon?

Also, IRONIC pic related

>>688521220
Not octopus, squid. Im out of pics, not really in the habit of taking pics to food, just cooking and eating.>>688521220

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>>688521377

>>688521210
actually they stopped eating animals aswell to fix their health and it worked amazingly. cholestrol wayyyy down and felling way better.

goodluck with your parental death goals of 2016.

wanting to be healthy is such a faggoty thing isn't it? I mean who wants to not die early of preventable illness, im such a dumb cunt.

lol you depressed suicidal teenage immature fuckboy

Is that a bed of cum underneath it?

>>688521210
Fucking Kek

>>688519085
>tomatoes in a donair/shawarma/kebab/what ever

Just no and I really like tomatoes.

>>688517051
Nigga thats crackers sausage and some scrambled eggs my 2 year old was dissapointed by this shit

>>688517051
I hate it when people sprinkle a bunch of seasoning on eggs like that.

>>688521489
Hahah those peas costed 20 euros, they are so tender that they melt in your mouth. And thats squid retard!!!>>688521489

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>>688521051
that's ok i made you a sandwich
rate my cooking guys

>>688521420
>was
*wasn't,
sorry anon, I meant to cheer you up, you can buy food or learn to cook

>>688521543
you sound like a food snob from italy, kys. Just because something is expensive it doesn't mean you're a good cook

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>>688521543
squids look disgusting and I don't like the sauce they come with in my country, but I would eat it with peas. How did you make that dish?

>>688517051
I'd eat the fuck out of that tbh. Presentation is shit but that's good food regardless.

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>>688521344

>>688517051
how did u cook that RAM?

It's not the greatest thing I've ever seen, but you clearly did not overcook the eggs like most shitheads do. Try spicing them up by adding some green onions sometime.

The back bacon looks adequate too. But the biscuits are where I draw the line.

>>688521344
10/10 would eat

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>>688521802

>>688519176
MODS

>>688519085

psitopolis

>>688521847
7/10 would bite really hard

>>688521471
I say it again, anything is better than Op's/10

>>688522004
Ty its pan seared black drum with baked shrimp and a crab meat bechemel pasta

>>688517051
not cooking/10

>>688521941
being disgusting enough to eat this thing

>>688521489
oh and btw, good peas don't come out in a fucking can. You eat garbage. i eat quality product straight from the farmer. (btw i tried ecological local veggies in california and they are flavorless too). You really have no idea!

>>688520515
says the guy eating a fruit yah fruit

>>688521626
Veganism is a cult and your behavior is like that of a tribe. Just sayin´, anon.

>>688517326
I figured it was like ham or something.

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>>688517051
What the fuck did you do to those eggs? Are they instant? Sorry m8 but that's not even really cooking.

Here's my dinner from last night.

>>688521626
Mate, i think you missed the point of the insult, let me rephrase it, no ome cares, fuck off.
Why would you even start an argument and trying to brag to everybody that you're a grass eater, i will say again, no one cares.
K lol thx bye.

>>688522332
yeah boy my favourite dish

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>>688522002
>The back bacon

In no universe with comprehendable laws of physics is that fucking back bacon, you colossal thundercunt

>>688522332
>Posting a picture that's posted multiple times a day on 4chan

You're not original, faggot.

>>688522332
this made me laugh hard

>>688520894
nice, but my tastes are weird
shokushu goukan/10

>>688522247
not a vegan, just have a plant based diet.

choosing to eat plants rarther than unhealthy animals is not cult like behaviour :p good try on justifying your poor food choices with a bullshit point though.

>>688521847
There is almost no content in the sandwich, the meat is raw and you're lacking of condiment or seasoning.

>>688517051
0/10 I wouldn't let you cook for me sorry op

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>>688522022

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...Nobody here makes real food. That's sad.

>>688522389
beans, rice, pasta, pizza fruit potatos tofu
grass? suck my dick you dumb fuck.

informing people if important health information = bragging?

I guarantee you are a fat slow fuck with no energy

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>>688521991

>>688522509
Lol, we evolved eating meat. Also, chimps and other primates also eat meat from time to time. Veggies are good as fuck, but meat is also good as fuck. Omnivore is the best. Also, if you get cancer sometime, think about how the plants helped you. Or not

>>688518530
I can't tell whether it pearl wheat or oat in your plate. What is it exactly? And what is that red sludge in which grains is soaked?

>>688522557
kek

Shitpost/10

>>688517051
I'd eat it

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>>688522606
>>688522698
Really

>>688522332
Blasphemy

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My version of chicken noodle soup and dumplings. Using a chickpea/mashed potato mix for the dumplings, and then frying them.

>>688520194
nah m8 that looks like prison food

>hurr I used wine to cook I'm a real pro!

Kindly off yourself.

>>688521991
Stuffed pepper? What is it stuffed with?

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>>688522861

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>>688521447

There are some spamish products that are round but in OP picture i see a skin so it started round and not spam

McDonald's in Hawaii has Spam and Eggs with square and round spam

>>688522712
no we didn't thats a myth to make you feel good about your bad choice. "meat is good as fuck" it might taste good when spiced up with plant matierial. but its not goof FOR you. and there is overwhelming evidence that its detrimental to health and plants are beneficial.

Dr Michael Gregor dedicated his whole life to reading every nutritional study that comes out and it almost all points to plant based diets being healthy and animal products killing people.

Dr Kim A Williams is the president of the American College of Cardiology and he says humans are herbivores. Omnivores and carnivores dont get clogged arteries from eating animal cholestrol but we do and its the number 1 killer of humans.

Do you even knowledge?

>>688522687
Why so upset?
Sorry, can't suck your dick, since it's meat and, well, you know, we don't want to get cancer now, do we? Please close 4chan and go to reddit so grass eaters praise tou for the weak beta ass herbivore you're.

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>>688522861
7/10
Cant tell if Ceviche or just a tapas? Que estas?


This is my grilled cheese...

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>Judging food on looks

Are you shitting me? Do any of you niggers understand what food is?

>Hey, lets make a thread where we judge art on what sound it makes when you fart on the fucking canvas

Oh god my sides you people are hopeless. Most food looks like shit/slop anyway, Unless you've got a great camera and a good selection of filters to fit differently looking dishes, its gonna look like shit, even true gourmet stuff.

AHahahahahahaha wow, holy shit you people are stupid. Must be Americans for sure.

>>688522861
>dat portion size

What are you, midget?

>>688522952
Yea its stuffed with pulled chicken saffron rice ... I got 6 grams of saffron for xmas...portabella ...pinto and black beans that i reduced tomatoes in

Spam is fucking delicious for breakfast with eggs. Fried bologna sandwiches too, with cheese and mayo. Fuck you fags. I'm hungry now.

>>688523194
>thinks eating murdered tortured animal flesh is the same as sucking a dick of someone who asked for it
>too much of a dumb faggot to realise hes wrong

>>688523397
i vape

>>688523229
Fried creole tomatoes
And green onion grit cakes with shrimp and homade remoulade dressing

>>688522471
>multiple times a day

This isn't old /ck/ you faggot. The pic never gets posted anymore and when it does it always hooks new fish.

>>688523243
Was a test app for a dinner party i threw me and the old lady piged out on fried tomatoes and grit cakes

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>>688522698
Yasssssssss...


This is my Mojo sauce for making cuban sandwiches.

>>688523183
You are biased towards plants being the healthiest. There are tons of people living a long, healthy life eating nothing but meat (eskimos).

And no, I like beef tartare. With no plant seasoning. So I guess you´re wrong, anon

Also, it seems like you put all your power into 2 men who are biased towards eating only plants.

"The bible says God is real". You see the flaw here, don´t you anon?

>>688523587
your life has literally come to this point

>>688523183
We die anyways, like it or not, why not letting people eat what they what and shut the fuck up? No one gives an actual fuck that you eat your veggies and shit, we also do, we just happen to like meat as well.
Do us all a favour and just jump from a building with a bowl of salad.
Also, our own biology proves we're omnivores.
We have the front teeths for cytting meat and the molars to grind roots and plants, so basically, fuck off.

>>688517051
Sadness aside, you need to A) put a small amount of milk in the eggs before cooking and B) slight undercook the eggs. That rough, burnt egg patty looks fucking horrid.

>>688523183
Can't tell if you're trolling or not lol

>>688523183

The only problem is we don't run after our meat and kill it anymore and eat it fresh

>>688522971
2/10

>>688520370
wtf do you eat then

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Your fork is on the wrong side of the plate

>>688520039
>No "cheese"
>No American salted shrapnel
>No salmonella eggs

>>688523397
Oh wow, thanks for opening my eyes faganon.
Now i realize how much i like the taste of torture and death.

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>>688523641
Oooooo nvr can go wrong with trinity you reduce it for like 6 hours ?
Saffron curry egg drop soup and some cream chees sweet patato ragoon

>>688523525
Nice /b/ro, sounds like a good set up!

>>688523850
dick

>>688523646
Top Medical proffesionals who study heart health aren't going to openly lie about that kills you and what doesn't.

All those books and bullshit "doctors" promoting high fat high meat diest just want to make money of dumb fucks like you who like hearing good things about their bad habbits. Get some brains.

"Hurrdurr bacon is healthy omg so awesome"

Im done here

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Kys/10

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>>688523975
Actually, I low simmer, without reduction for about 2.5hr, and then use the liquid as a 6hr marinade for my pork, as pictured here.

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>>688521344
>>688521991
>>688522698
>>688522861
>>688522971
>>688523975
Last one heres some homade pizza

>>688522923
>frying something then submerging it in broth
>cutting veggies that small for a fucking soup
>presenting it all like a pasta dish from the 90s
>pretentious tryhard presentation for fucking CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

I'd love to see your take on buttered toast

>>688518530
Ocd/10

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>>688523076
I really miss going to the McDonald's after a morning swim at the Haleiwa beach park.

The best part is the Taro pies

>pic related

Also PB&J on half Taro and Guava bread.

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>>688523975
Oh, same poster, but heres the setup I use...

>>688523975
Yea this is my oven shes fully restored and has great insulation and temp control for being nearly 50
>>68852428

>>688523658
>your life has literally passed this point

>>688524139
I hope you live forever with your plants anon, seems like that´s your goal! Cheers, going to eat some bacon, at least I´ll live one more day happy

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I made a grilled chicken, broccoli, and cheese stuffed bread dish the other day that I was pretty happy with.

Fork should go on the left side of the plate