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2016-06-08 16:35:39 Post No. 688513115
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:35:39 Post No. 688513115 [Report]
Best green texts thread

Bonus for OC
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:42:36 Post No.688513844
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:42:36 Post No.688513844 [Report]
>be me 16
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:47:20 Post No.688514366
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:49:31 Post No.688514607
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:59:18 Post No.688515622
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 16:59:18 Post No.688515622 [Report]
>>688513115
Post some, nerd
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:00:00 Post No.688515680
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:00:35 Post No.688515742
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>>688513115
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:00:53 Post No.688515773
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:01:11 Post No.688515795
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:02:57 Post No.688515951
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:02:57 Post No.688515951 [Report]
>>688515742
>>688515773
>>688515795
Nothing funny takes this long to explain
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:07:32 Post No.688516445
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:12:01 Post No.688516934
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:12:01 Post No.688516934 [Report]
>>688516445
Savage
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:24:06 Post No.688518260
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Bump
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:26:52 Post No.688518531
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:26:52 Post No.688518531 [Report]
>>688515742
jesus christ. that was one hell of fucking read.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:30:30 Post No.688518930
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:30:30 Post No.688518930 [Report]
>>688516445
SAVAGE
A
V
A
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E
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:32:52 Post No.688519206
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:34:07 Post No.688519327
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:34:07 Post No.688519327 [Report]
>>688513115
damn that's fucked
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:36:12 Post No.688519551
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:36:20 Post No.688519560
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:36:33 Post No.688519588
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:37:33 Post No.688519708
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fucking best one
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:38:18 Post No.688519789
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:39:14 Post No.688519903
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:39:27 Post No.688519935
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:39:27 Post No.688519935 [Report]
>>688518531
was it worth it?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:39:28 Post No.688519937
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:39:58 Post No.688519990
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:39:58 Post No.688519990 [Report]
>>688519560
I can't stop laughing!
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:40:13 Post No.688520017
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:40:13 Post No.688520017 [Report]
>>688519937
not green text idiot
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:40:59 Post No.688520102
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:40:59 Post No.688520102 [Report]
how does one green text btw?
>like that?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:41:16 Post No.688520126
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>>688520102
oh shit i did it
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:41:41 Post No.688520170
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:41:41 Post No.688520170 [Report]
>>688520102
>new fag
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:41:46 Post No.688520181
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:41:57 Post No.688520202
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>>688520017
had it in the folder by accident
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:42:17 Post No.688520239
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>>688515951

Some of it isn't funny, some of it is win. You want giggle, go to a ylyl thread you canker sore.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:43:05 Post No.688520330
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:43:05 Post No.688520330 [Report]
>>688516445

Oh

OH I felt that.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:44:23 Post No.688520482
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:46:06 Post No.688520664
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>>688515951
dude, it's quite the opposite
>proof
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:46:17 Post No.688520684
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:46:17 Post No.688520684 [Report]
> be me
>be 20
>home alone
> fucks family pet
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>>688513115
>relevant to my inote rests as I am a litteral dickfarmer.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:47:09 Post No.688520784
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:52:45 Post No.688521341
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>>688520170
>not so new anymore
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:53:06 Post No.688521376
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:53:36 Post No.688521427
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>>688521027
kek
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:54:41 Post No.688521545
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OC asf
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:54:53 Post No.688521569
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:55:02 Post No.688521581
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:55:02 Post No.688521581 [Report]
>>688519789
Always one of my favorites.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:55:52 Post No.688521695
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 17:55:52 Post No.688521695 [Report]
>>688520181
>could not stop screaming MAMA-MIA
Fuck me that was hilarious
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:03:06 Post No.688522448
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:03:06 Post No.688522448 [Report]
Someone have this incest >greentext in better quality?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:03:30 Post No.688522484
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>>688522448
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:03:56 Post No.688522533
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>>688513115
> Be me
> Be sessioning hard on a school night
> fuckingstupididea.org
> whiskey shots because not drunk enough apparently
> wake up next day
> atrocious beer shits and whiskey belches
> Go to work
> UselessBaggage.com
> Go to Subway for lunch at 10:30
> Decide to order foot long meatball sub
> Ask for "Football meatlong"
> Get strange looks.
> Make mental note to use in next green text bread.
> dayissalvaged.net
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:04:26 Post No.688522596
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Pic related for most of this thread.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:06:39 Post No.688522824
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>>688519588
The cringe
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:09:35 Post No.688523177
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MOAR Tendies!!
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:13:15 Post No.688523601
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:13:15 Post No.688523601 [Report]
>>688523154

How am I supposed to make sense of the clusterfuck of bullshit?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:13:21 Post No.688523616
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:14:44 Post No.688523759
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:15:04 Post No.688523796
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:15:04 Post No.688523796 [Report]
>>688523601

By getting some reading comprehension.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:15:36 Post No.688523857
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:15:36 Post No.688523857 [Report]
>>688523601
are you stupid? cant you read?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:16:18 Post No.688523931
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>>688523601
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:18:16 Post No.688524137
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:19:27 Post No.688524260
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>>688523796
>>688523857
>>688523931

Idiots.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:20:18 Post No.688524375
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:20:18 Post No.688524375 [Report]
>>688524260

Says the faggot who cant read
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:22:08 Post No.688524578
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>>688523601
>>688524260
>not able to read the original post and the enlarged picture post in >>688523154
>calls people idiots
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:27:32 Post No.688525214
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>>688524260
>coming from someone who doesnt know how to read
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:27:58 Post No.688525266
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>>688524578
>>688524375

You're idiots because I was obviously talking about the clusterfuck of posts plastered about the image. What's the point of plastering this huge array of unorganized responses? Just post the goddamned story.

Fucking autists.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:28:52 Post No.688525362
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:29:04 Post No.688525382
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>>688523759
Those cost 2-3$ each
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:29:44 Post No.688525453
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>>688525266
its a collection of responses that show how much of a fag OP in the picture is, you can read 1 and you basically read them all.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:31:30 Post No.688525651
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:31:30 Post No.688525651 [Report]
>>688525266
>I CANT GET THE STORY BECAUSE EVERY POST THATS PRETTY MUCH "LMAO U R FUKED" ISN'T IN ORDER!
being this stupid in 2016
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:31:47 Post No.688525685
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>>688525382
pretty expensive!
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:34:13 Post No.688525991
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>>688525266
literally just look at the middle of your screen and scroll down and you can see the whole story you stupid fuck
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:36:48 Post No.688526344
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>>688525266
just another day on /b/ with autism like this
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:37:13 Post No.688526408
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>>688525651

No I got the story. I just had to wade through the buttfuck that was that image to find it.

Are you retarded or something?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:38:26 Post No.688526573
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>>688515742
Nice story, worth the read.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:38:38 Post No.688526598
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>>688526408
are you ? because literally the whole story is in the middle of your screen?
>BEING THIS MUCH OF A NIGGER IN 2016
keking my ass off
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:39:39 Post No.688526728
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>>688519560
My fucking sides o lordy, i cant stop lauing
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>>688525266
lol the b8s this guy must be retarded
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:40:27 Post No.688526822
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>>688523406
too close anon. far too close.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:41:35 Post No.688526941
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:42:24 Post No.688527051
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>>688525266
LOOOL i bet this guy is a shemale lol olol olol i bet hes a shemale
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:46:41 Post No.688527590
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>>688526598

>the middle of your screen

Yup. Right down the middle. There isn't 5 or 6 posts inbetween each OP post. It's not wading from the left side towards the middle of the screen to make room for more responses.

Are you really this stupid? How are you not getting that I'm saying the image is a clusterfuck of bullshit?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:47:54 Post No.688527734
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>>688519206
Horseshit story because:

a) Fat blobs of crap don't keep sledgehammers handy.

b) Ambulances don't carry sledgehammers.

c) Even "wood" houses have what they call .. extra wood .. around doorframes for what they call ... structural support. Have you ever tried to sledgehammer through a pair of 2x4s? No.

d) How the fuck are two people going to get a giant fat blob to the door, let alone to the ambulance, especially when "his foot can just fall off"? They won't.

e) I don't care where they live or what agency they were with, the fire department or ESU would have been all over that shit with partner saws, chainsaws, and all manner of other bullshit, in much less time than it would have even taken to find this apocryphal sledgehammer.

f) When you have a cardiac (or potential cardiac) patient, the very last thing you give a shit about is foot pain. You look for edema, but don't rotate a giant shitty swollen foot, even by "accident".

g) Human feet don't just fall off, without looking horribly gangrenous and like runny shit in the first place. That would be goddamn obvious, would have probably already killed the dude, and wouldn't have required rotation of the foot to inspect.

This is one of the most bullshit greentexts ever to have been believed on /b/.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:49:38 Post No.688527938
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>OP starts off with no OC
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:49:57 Post No.688527990
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>>688515742
glad i read that
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:50:32 Post No.688528061
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>>688527590
im not sure if your just joking at this point literally one text post over nothing
>clusterfuck
maybe if you were so fat OP you could see over your fatty eyes
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>>688527734
oooh everyone make way for sherlock fucking holmes
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:51:51 Post No.688528223
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>>688516445
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 18:52:50 Post No.688528335
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>>688528061

What?

This >>688523154 is the image we're talking about right?
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