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Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in a long time tomorrow.
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Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in a long time tomorrow. Need some pussy licking tips that will make her go wild
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>>688508571
Make sure you blow lots of air in her pussy. Make sure you make a seal with your lips and just fill her up with air, she'll love it
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While eating her pussy stimulate her clit with thumb
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>>688508734
this kills the girl
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>>688508571
Start slowly, lick her clit, try with open mouth, try with sealing it. Every women has different needs, just try out what fits her or even ask her, what she likes more. From time to time go deeper, stick your tongue in and move it slowly back up to the clit.
Slowly increase your speed and end it with furious and intense licking.
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>>688508571
Just finger her while you are working her clit over, it's not hard.
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>>688508965
she'll blow up like a baloon.
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>>688508571
ask her what she likes, not us.

>b but i'm too retarded to talk about sex with my gf
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Ez mode: Spell out the alphabet w/ your tongue on her clit.
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Do this.
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>>688509338
underage and burn
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>>688509368
i came
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>>688508571
Everything is about consistency and reading the girl; clit is to sensitive work your way back around but be like a fucking metronome. Ask any girl, watch any girl masterbate until she comes and it is all about consistency. Also think downward pressure, look how their hand would be pushing down and try to mirror that type of pressure.

I am a fucking master at making girls cum, I've been giving them fucking hives and surprised squirting to ladies since the late 90s.
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Op is underage
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Give 'er the old lickaroo.
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>>688510303
>found the virgin
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>>688509368
biggest queef of all time to follow
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>>688508571
Have a hot chili before eating her. This will add a nice tickling sensation that is guaranteed to drive her wild.
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>>688509368
what is he doing to her
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>>688510303

>giving them fucking hiv
wat
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Every girl is different. My gf like me to aggressively suck on her clit. This makes her cum in a matter of seconds. I personally like to fuck her for a few minutes then quickly go down on her making her orgasm non stop. I repeat until im ready to cum or until she's completely exhausted.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU
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>>688508571
She likes a finger in her butt while her pussy is licked.
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Just imagine her clit is a miniature dick. Im sure you know how to work one if those.
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Youre the man, who cares how shes feels.
Treat her like an object and just do what pleases YOU and she'll love it.
Women are programmed to be subserviant.
>INB4: this is a joke
Its not
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>>688508571
Dont concentrate just on the clit, go for the hole too. And dont rush it, take it slowly, let her enjoy it
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>>688508734
releases mustard gas
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>>688510856
>>688511243
Good god boys --- virginity has not treated you well.
You make a girl nut and she can break out in hives from being so flush...
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>>688512075
Wow you must be really good in bed Kappa
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>>688512693
What the fuck are hives? Did you eat out a bee?
And generally people who need to include a lot of bragging with their advice obviously never got laid.
Why are you so desperate to prove yourself in front of strangers?
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>>688509368

Sauce
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>>688508571
Just ask the guy that's been laying into her the entire time you've been gone.
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>>688508571
Imagine her pussy is a juicy thick cock and go wild, OP
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Eat her ass like a dog licking peanut butter from a jar.
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>>688508762
>stimulate her clit with thumb

Virgin detected. If your tongue is focused on anything other than her clit, you're doing wrong.
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Nibble on her labias. Suck them but not too hard. If you're gonna use a finger, focus your tongue on her clit+peehole. Licking the ass is nice too.

Don't let your hands be useless. Grab her ass, grope her tits or sumshit.

Gf loves it when I eat her. She likes it better than sex because her vag gets sore after sex most of the time. She still wants sex after getting eaten though. She doesn't want it if I just eat her out
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>>688513040
1) the anon asked a question, I am not bragging I am staying evidence for the advice ya moron
2) if your not a virgin of sorts you don't know shit and have been failing miserably; women fake it all the time so ya keep trying to be right when you don't know your ass from your elbow.

Getting a girl nut is the best way to get what YOU want too simple jack
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>>688514323

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/why-am-i-a-mood-ring?utm_term=.dipqwM3QQ4#.hhQ4VLmxxJ
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>>688513523
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>>688514323
Aren't you also this faggot?
>>688510303

And I still don't know what a hive is.
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>>688514257
Not always fuckboy. Sometimes the girl likes it when you go deep with the tongue at which time you should use your fingers on the clit
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>>688514303
>labias
The plural of labia is labia. It's like "moose" or "deer". The plural is the same as the singular.
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>>688512693

Do we have different definitions of hives? Are you talking about big itchy bumps that people get when they have bad allergic reactions?

It is simply and hilariously untrue that orgasms make women break out in hives.
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>>688515144

Maybe his girlfriend is allergic to his saliva.
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>>688514642
>at which time

See, the problem here is that you're suggesting something that the first anon didn't suggest. He's wrong because you don't *only* focus on stuff other than the clit. Switching it up and putting more and more focus on the clit until she cums is fine. That's a good technique. But she doesn't want to be fucked by your tongue.

Eating pussy is about licking her clit. Plain and simple, licking the clit is what will make her cum. Everything else is just set and setting, it's to excite her mentally.

And if you think that eating pussy is about licking everything other than her clit, you're a moron.
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>>688508571
Just slide your tongue up and down her pussy a few times.

To get her wet, find the the clit and bite it with slight less strength you would a medium rare steak.

Girls love that.
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>>688508968
>Slowly increase your speed and end it with furious and intense licking.
Wrong, thank you for playing.

Cunnilingus should be slow and steady. Women like it to last. They're not like guys, frantically trying to get off as quick as possible.
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>>688510856
Sauce?
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Get your hands under her arse cheeks and knead them like dough.

The bigger the arse, the harder you need to squeeze. Trust me, she'll like it.
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>>688515890
I get what you're saying my dude and I agree. A lot of guys seem to not understand that. They think that the tongue should be a surrogate cock and just fuck the girl but it's like no one took health class. Most orgasms come from the clit not penetration.
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>>688508571
Post that question on allstarhiphop so her other boyfriends can give you clamdigging advice.
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>>688515974
>Women like it to last
Well, when I'm eating pussy I like it to last, too.

>frantically trying to get off as soon as possible
If this is what you think sex is for men, I feel sorry for you. Plateau and edging are the best. In fact, a comment like that makes me think you're a peri-pubescent boy or a teenaged girl who's never had good sex.
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>>688514323
>Getting a girl nut is the best way to get what YOU want too simple jack

Jesus christ is this even english?
I love it when 10 year olds post on 4chan and pretend like they've had sex. Girls don't nut, retard
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>>688517193
> Yes they pecan
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>>688508571
With your teeth, tear off her clit. This will send stimulating shocks throughout her body. As for the severed clit? Don't worry, she'll grow a new one.
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>>688516740
>Well, when I'm eating pussy I like it to last, too.
Awesome consistency there. So which is it, slow and steady or
>furious and intense licking

>If this is what you think sex is for men, I feel sorry for you.
It isn't. It's what I think people like you think sex is for men.
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>>688515113
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>688508571
This entire thread is complete fucking cringe.
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>>688508571
more side to side than up and down
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>>688511409
I nearly killed myself
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>>688513523
this
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xvideos /video1354094/learn_how_to_lick_pussy_the_right_way
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>>688519005
Link won't work
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>>688519133
you need to add the .com between the spaces

http://www.xvideos.com/video1354094/learn_how_to_lick_pussy_the_right_way
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>>688508571
dont lik puzzy. u get germz
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>>688519645

But it's s t delicious
What are the odds of getting an std.
Had a chance to go down on a girl but she smelled of melted butter and piss....
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>>688517944
>It's what I think people like you think sex is for men.

Except for the part where my post directly contradicted your accusation. What exactly are you trying to say?
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ITT: virgins arguing about how to give oral.

Was I the only one who noticed "im meeting my GF FOR THE FIRST TIME"?
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>>688519928
pizzy puzzy an shit hole full of germs. u die
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>need pussy licking tips
>totally not a virgin
nigga ufo real?
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involuntary female orgasm. search video for female ejaculation how to. you're welcome
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>>688508571
Ask a girl. This being /b/, read the following:
asstr org /files/FAQs_and_Information/How_to_Eat_a_Pussy.txt
There are some other weirdly specific howtos in the same site.
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