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>>688502988
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
MODS CLEAN HOUSE NUKE THIS FAGGOT TO HELL
>>688502988
Where's your foreskin?
>>688502988
something is very very wrong here
>>688502988
phalloplasty
>>688502988
Jesus atleast fucking shave it.
>>688502988
I think you have some kind of mushroom there
What the fuck
wtf? is that a trans dick?
>>688502988
This is a surgically created penis. Either a F to M transgender or a male who had lost or a malformed penis.
In the first case the head will have practically no sensation and in the latter the sensitivity will be in a broad range. In both cases it will not become erect.
>>688502988
Sex change?
Show pussy please.
If that was done properly they would have used hairless skin on the bellend.
Also the cock would be half the size and width to give the woman a real sense of what it's like to 'feel like a man'.
I would love to know if they managed to incorporate the clit to be able to cum.
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about how mine looks.
sage for shitty newfag bait
this is old
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>>688503710
mutilation sucks
>>688504046
I feel like your crown was polished by the gods.
>>688503710
What is wrong with the head?
Its super skinny
Those things you cannot change, but you must have no self respect to have hair on the shaft
The most disgusting part of that thing is the hair on the "head" of the thing. I like cocks, but that is not one.
>>688502988
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>688502988
Id reather just pay someone eles for there dick or buy a hobos dick. I mean damn i should creat a website so trans m2f f2m can like browse for privates and buy them or trade them when they are teady to go post op. I will call it meatchopandswap . C o m
>>688504313
Solid 10/10 tbh
>>688504046
8/10
>>688502988
I wish i had a jerry rigged pool noodle and arm skin dick, but I'm stuck with this real one.
>>688504313
Thats gross
>>688505315
Im a chick, and damn, how many inches is that?
this is me soft
What do you think?
>>688502988
What part of skin did they take to make this?
>>688505514
guess?
>>688505557
if u lost weight you'r be able to show off both of your inches!
>Also small cocks r cute.... if ur skinny....
>>688505562
Ugly man i wouldnt fuck you , even my tights pussy would get board of that
Seriously some cocks just look so nice and big and in proportion, then other just plain retarded
>>688505557
kill self
>>688505562
Disgusting
>>688505626
7.5"?
>>688502988
No me gusta
>>688505897
good guess, that's usually how long I am. On a good day I'm slightly longer/harder
7 inches here rate me
>>688505626
Am i right?
>>688506091
Oh nice , sexy :) how do you on a good day it gets ... bigger?
>>688502988
Wtf is that horror show prop
>>688502988
flesh stick/100
ill rate your tits bitch
>>688503487
nothing changed, it just got a a new appendage that literally doesnt do anything.
What if the guy who posted this is just and old perv , that isnt his picture, and just want us guys to show him our cocks!?
>>688505765
you really think small cocks are cute? all i hear is hate on small dicks and it fucking kills my self-esteem...im a bit over 5 inches hard and not super thick or anything
>>688506554
No one cares
>>688506123
are you in the UK? do you wana meet?
>>688505557
I totally prefer short cocks and chubby guys. Just a preference. To me you're a 10. Would suck you every day and drown in your cum. I'm a guy.
>>688506640
obviously your mother does she was slobbering on my little pecker all last night
>>688506805
where you located?
>>688506554
Can we see it hard pleeeeease???
>>688504309
Only faggots shave their junk.
>>688506881
Virginia
>>688506925
Only faggots call their groin "junk"
>>688507038
only faggots call their dick "groin" lol
>>688506554
Small cocks on a fat guy can be hot if he's dominant and esp. if he cums quick from head. But a soft Dick pic is worthless. Let's see it hard.
>>688506518
there are so many better ways to find dick pics on the internet lmao
>>688506819
Lol take a pic
>>688506819
Or maybe your a LIAR LIAR everyone can see LIAR LIAR THATS ALL YOULL EVER BEEE
Where the fuck is the fat guy with the 5 inch little monster???
I miss having erections
>>688506805
That cos you cant handle a big cock like us women you lil bitch haha
>>688506885
na im shy :P
>>688507584
Peel that foreskin back. Uncut cocks are gross as fuck.
>>688508021
cba to take a new pic. can't you just rate the looks and size as it is?
>>688506554
if ur a bit over 5 inches ur not small.
>ur average.
cocks smalller than 4 inches are cute. (those r small)
>like if i could find a skinny/cute guy with a 2 inch penis i'd die of glee. (but then again i wanna do perv things like make you shave and show off how small you are at a nude beach)
>>688505557
where are your balls mate
>>688505475
Master race/10
>>688506925
Wannabe pornstars
>>688508271
let's be honest though most GIRLS of this generation think 8 inches is average and anything under is laughable and incapable of inducing any form of pleasure for them and their selfish cunts.
honestly though my dick is pretty small irl despite the 5 inch figure, add on to that im overweight
>>688508644
that's a godtier cock, the kind that makes my knees weak. 9.5/10
Mine
I'd like to see some balls along with these, please
My penis can't erect anymore. Masturbating the issue? Do testicle size involve?
>>688508271
my gf literally always calls my cock cute.
i'm almost 4 inches
>>688508644
pretty fucking good/10
>>688506123
fat fuck/10
looks normal shape wise though
>>688508711
>let's be honest though most GIRLS of this generation think 8 inches is average and anything under is laughable and incapable of inducing any form of pleasure for them and their selfish cunts.
thats just not true. Most girls don't get off from penetration anyway. As long as your big enough to function (over 4.5 inches) then girls really arent too picky about cock size. I mean 1/2 of the planet has a dick smaller than 5.5 inches. Girls also complain about sex with larger dicks because 1) it hurts 2) it takes more time and effort 3) it hurts
>maybe don't believe the hype.
>>688503710
That's interesting.
Born that way?
Or complications from phimosis?
>>688509044
:P i bet it is cute
>post pics
>>688502988
R8
>>688509140
he has a "skin bridge" its a VERY MINOR complication of circumcision. I have one but its not as unsightly, its fairly common.
And mine ?
>>688509044
cuck
>>688509185
here it is (again)
>>688509192
2/10
its gross
>>688509450
>implying my gf fucks around
nope, sorry she doesn't
>>688509044
that would turn me the fuck on honestly
she ever make fun of it a'la sph?
>>688509475
more? less pants
>>688502988
man I rather have a pussy than a dick like that
How do you guys get that erect? I Can't Even get thrm amymore.
>>688509192
So that's where bad dragon models dicks from...
>>688509360
Can they remedy it, or is he stuck with it?
>>688509488
I know. I hate having this thing attached to me but im stuck with it.
>>688509561
no, not really. she just calls it cute, asks me to fucker harder and deeper when i'm balls deep. sometimes she's said that she wishes i was bigger.
>>688509622
less pants? you can't even see my pants in the pic. also not gonna post another pic
>>688502988
rate muh dick
>>688509404
Oh fuck please enter me/10
That head is begging to be suckled
My balls are attached to my dick.
>>688509809
>she's said that she wishes i was bigger.
does that ever damage the old ego?
>>688509360
>its a VERY MINOR complication of circumcision
You're an idiot. It's a huge unaesthetic deformation.
>>688503710
I think that one part of skin on the left side of the head comes from a botched circumcision, right b/ro? Can't they get you squared away with a little plastic surgery?
That ought to be covered by insurance, I think
>>688504046
Very good sulcus
>>688504313
Good photoshop skills
>>688505315
Not a gay man, but holy cow, you're sportin' some fine wood there, cowboy!
>>688509065
please rate? i want to know how much gays want me
>>688508644
Kinda looks like a perspective trick. I think the can is held lower than the dick.
>>688511217
That's an okay crank, man. Does it bend up or down when you get hard?
>>688511334
thanks /b/ro
My right testicle doesn't show up often due to being smaller than my left. I did have that hernia removed in 2014.
>>688511973
Happens to the best of us, man. My rightie is much smaller than my leftie. My GF likes to slip it in her mouth in n out. It brings me right to the brink. Have yours try it....Slowly! The 1st time mine did it she just about sucked it out of its socket, and that is NO FUN. Take it fm me
>>688511011
One of us, One of us, One of us.
>>688502988
congrats on joining the superior order of the male race. welcome friendo
>>688503870
kek
>>688505818
get the fuck out with your gender issues retard, you're not a girl, deal with it
if you are, you know the rules
>>688502988
FUCKING SHAVE YOUR BELL END YOU DIRTY FUCKING CREATURE
>>688511586
No its pretty damn straight. Turned 2 girls to squirters tho
My girlfriend says that I'm average. pls r8
>>688509936
8/10, Zach. Money Store is 10/10 and Bottomless Pit is 9/10. Ples keep making the music.
Rate pls
>>688512741
If you trim your pubes you'll be like 7in.
Uncut master race.
>>688512947
I know, that;s why I cut them.
>>688511194
I agree with this fag
>disgust intensifies
rate
I usually keep it all tucked
>>688513442
very feminine
>>688507172
Only dicks call their cock faggot
>>688502988
out of all the shit ive seen on /b/ this is one of the few things that made me feel physically ill
gnarly
