no, laughing whores
and id wear both your asses out

>>688492388
I got a girlfriend, fuck off

no. i could make them cum

Chicks never ask that, they just assume u are or they dont.

Just say yes and hope they have a fetish for that shit

>not knowing how to greentext

>>688492388
Implying people care at all

if you say yes then they will look at you as a beta male who cant into sex, and if you say no then they know you are lying and will tell everyone you are a virgin

Getting in this situation, there is no good outcome

No, no I'm not

I've a fuckin girlfriend since 2013, so.

No, but I've been married so long my virginity might be growing back...

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>>688493960
real talk my nigger, im 8 years in and i know all about that

>nah i went slummin a while back to get it over with

Ez

>>688492388
No...And I can prove it to you (especially you on the left)

>>688493958
What year is it now?

>>688492388
Am 28, had sex more times with more people than I can remember. In a relationship with a girl, been for almost 2 years now, she's 20 was 18 and a virgin when we met. She was kinda timid at first when we started fucking, now she's a freak. She doesn't let me fuck her ass that often but last Saturday she let me and I fucking pounded that ass like there was no tomorrow. About 6 months into our relationship her dad who lives in Norway asked her if she'd had sex with me, her response: "My boyfriend has fucked me in every hole." My girlfriend is awesome.

Does my hand count? I think it does, so no I'm not a virgin

>>688494511
what a great story thanks for sharing

>>688492388
kissless virgin but i got a handjob in the nosebleeds of a stadium

>>688494735
>story
tale*

>>688492388
i'm actually a vegan.

>>688492388
If im socially awkward my chances of winding up in a bus with a bunch of pretty girls is very low, and even if i wound up in that situation the chance of them acknowledging im there is almost nil.

I've never understood the point of these threads.

Im on 4chan at two in the morning. Girls dont talk to me.

>>688495577
your observations are keen.
the point of the threads is that theres someone out there even sadder than you. they actually took the time to make this shit thread.

>>688494511
>"My boyfriend has fucked me in every hole."
Jesus Christ more stories?

Also any tips on having a more active sex life? I just got out of a relationship.

>>688496240
yeah, be a scumbag and date a girl who hates her dad

she'll drain your fucking balls. basic psychology

>>688492388
Hell yeah

>>688494735
You're welcome. This is just a glimpse of my life but if you want I can elaborate.

>>688493960
>>688494116
for real, is it true that most married couples aren't having any sex? I get it that 60+ couples dont really do it anymore, but only after eight years? How long does it typically take for the shit to dry out? Shit. Im not planning to ever get married

>>688493960
This

>>688496626
if you're a good match and you're both living satisfying lives, it wont dry out. but if you get to know each other and dont like each other or youre under constant stress, it can turn bad. if its both rather than just one, its usually over very quickly

personally i still get tail about twice a week and its good

>no, but even if I was, it's not like I'd be admitting it to you

>>688492388
Nah, babe(s)

>>688496240
how old are you? The approach is very dependent on your age, economy and looks.

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>>688492388
>Not anymore I'm not

>>688497070
23, I'm doing well financially, looks are about 5-6/10 on a good day, bad day 4/10

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>>688497268
sweet spot for you is gonna be 30yr old and have money

>Why do you ask?

Yes we are

>>688492388
I lost my virginity to a 29 year old 2 years ago when I was 17 lol

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>tfw close to being a wizard

>Fuck you bitch ass trick who give a fuck bout that fuckin slut fuck you might show you a fuckin boot sole

>>688497367
I'm ok with that.

I'm pretty skinny so if I keep working out I think I can manage being a solid 6 by 30.

Being a 6 isn't that bad tbh.

>n-n-no way! a-and you?

>>688496626
I may have been exaggerating a little on my post. Sex has definitely become less frequent over my 6 years of marriage. She was like a fucking animal when we first met...

In getting it about twice a week... Personally, not enough for me, but enough for her. It's good also.

Is that wedding cake I tell you. But all means, get married. Just don't have cake...

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I actually know these girls


pic related

How do I lose my virginity? Help me, fellow anons

21 and counting, should I kill myself?

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>>688498087
This is the place to do it

>>688498058
start acting like a normal person: get a job, talk to people, go out into the world and get the fuck off 4chan.

being a wizard isnt for everyone

>>688498087
Get a hooker mate, the rest will come with experience.

>>688498087
Become a wizard. Whores ar overrated

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>>688498058
Maybe you should try finding it first

>>688498207
Nah, I'm not the hooker type, and you know what is the saddest part, I just began a long distance relationships with a girl who is 15
>mfw I'll have to wait other 3 years to get laid

>>688498430
wasted 2 years of my life on that shit bru, break it off TODAY
tell her the wizards of /b/ proclaimed it

>>688498430
Well good luck anon, but don't put all your eggs in one basket, try talking to older girls in the meanwhile. I just use Tinder, it just seems to work for me and my buds.

>>688498087
28 and counting. Suprisingly, it hasn't really bothered me at all in the last two years or so. Not sure if thats a good or bad thing

>>688494511
>>688494735
>>688496240
Ok, let me say it like this. I am by no means a player. I just have decent looks and a relatively charming personality. Not all the girls I've fucked have been good looking but every chick I've been with has been means to an end. The ability to seem calm.
I was 13 the first time I kissed a girl. When I was 14 I went to a party that this 18 year old girl was throwing. We got drunk and the girl and I and 1 other guy went to her room after the party to sleep. I had been making out with the girl and ended up going down on her. She didn't do anything to me. I left her house around dawn in a high of proportions. The sun seemed brighter, the flowers smelled better, the birdsong was amazing. I'll remember that morning forever.
Later that year I got myself a girlfriend. I'm around 6 feet tall she was around 5.5 and also 14. We dated for 3 months but I never had sex with her. I wasn't ready to have sex with random women but I was ready to have sex with her. She had been sucking my cock for 3 months and I mean deepthroating like it was second nature to her. We also did this thing where I would lie on my back and she'd lie on top of me with her back towards me and I'd put my 14 year old, 'virgin', diamond cock between her legs and I'd push my dick against her pussy with my hand and masturbate her soaked 14 year old pussy with it until I'd blow buckets into the air spraying us both.
It's still one of the most erotic things I can remember.

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nah bb lost that the night Kobe retired
So one at a time or both

>>688498662
>try out tinder
>get some matches
>try and get something going
>they ignore me every time
I can't talk to women, which is why I gave up.

>>688498620
I can't, I became emotionally depending upon her, as much as her upon me
>>688498662
But that would be cheating, I can't do that to her

>>688498731
what a wonderful tale thanks friend

>>688492388
> are you?

>>688498859
do it faggot. you got to grow up sometime, somehow.

>>688496626
Once a fortnight and she likes to strangle me during it

>>688498795
that's your problem
you're trying to fuck tinder whores

>>688497601
Lost my virginity at 20. Ever since I've probably had sex two times a day on average. Fuck that jpg

>>688498731
This right here, this is a tale. Thanks for sharing it with us anon.

>>688498032
10/10 would threesome-foursome-whatever

>>688498926
She would probably kill herself if I break up, before we met she had a strong depression and cut herself a lot

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>>688499194
They are sexy as fuck.

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>>688492388
No, I'm a wizard.

>>688498032
they belgian by any chance?