Merry meet, /b/.
I am a Wiccan witch. My spirit name is Serafina, but you can call me Croakey.
Ask me anything.
>>688491598
Kys. Please?
>>688491598
why do you look like gaben's retarded sister
Are you crazy?
>>688491652
Why
>>688491700
I don't. I'm warning you, don't make me angry.
>>688491703
Maybe just a little bit ;^)
>>688492002
>I'm warning you, don't make me angry.
I am immune to your charms, witch. I have more power than is possible for you to attain. You know that dark place where you cannot go? I have been there and I can kill with a word.
no nudes, plz
>>688491598
Maybe ancient Wiccan knowledge may help me...
How can i GET everytiem???
TITS OR GTFO
>>688491598
SAGGY TITS or GTFO
Also Timestamp Witch
>>688491598
Nice b8
>>688491598
Why do you enjoy destroying our harvest? Are you in fear of the holy inqisition?
>>688491598
Do you smell as bad as your photo suggests?
>>688492541
This
Your made up way of belief was created by two Freemasons.
Btw, I'm a Freemason. And I have to go to lodge in like an hour
>>688491598
Why don't i get dubs anymore?
>>688491598
How do you get griffon semen out of a lamé cloak? I've tried everything.
Oh hi
Zoroastrian is better
>>688492403
Alaka Mon At-tu Ala
Kissa ra oreume
Quet Revera Sef Mopilee Aquar Pudeo
May luck fade, dying away
Luck burns away from thee, until thy water sets thy free
>>688493058
Hey there anon! Are you aware that Zoroastrianism is where George R.R. Martin drew inspiration for the religion of the Lord of Light? Wow!
>>688493140
>>688491598
You can be a witch but you'll never be witcher
>>688492650
>>688493255
ZOMG you know!
>why do i do not hate this anon??
Let's burn the scum
GOD WILLS IT
>>688493509
No I do not.
>>688493140
If you use words like "thy" it makes everything you say a spell.
>>688493509
YES I DO
>>688493654
Fuck off 9fag god
>>688491598
i bet you miss daddies cummies.
>>688491598
>I am a witch
>2016
>Implying that magic exists
Time to oil up and burn you
>>688493509
Well, i really do not care.
This is awkward friends...
>>688493654
>>688493767
>>688493654
This poster is horus.... don't trust what he says.... also purge him
>>688494034
Nah, not really
>>688491598
are you aware that you have a mental illness and need to seek psychiatric help...?
>>688491598
its a trap!
>>688493846
kek
>>688493140
*thy water sets thee free
>FTFY
>>688494094
We are the Ultramarines, the Sons of Guilliman. Whilst we draw breath, we stand. Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath.
>>688494391
*thy water sets thou free
>FTFY
You fucking twit.
>>688493140
>Alaka Mon At-tu Ala
>Kissa ra oreume
>Quet Revera Sef Mopilee Aquar Pudeo
>May luck fade, dying away
>Luck burns away from thee, until thy water sets thy free
Alaka Mon At-tu Ala
Kissa ra oreume
Quet Revera Sef Mopilee Aquar Pudeo
May luck fade, dying away
Luck burns away from thee, until thy water sets thy free
>>688491598
Could you kill king duncan?
>>688494540
You can't use my own words against me. So mote it be.
>>688494531
am embarrass
>>688491598
What's your defect? Usually only people who lack traits they'd like to have join cults, so what's wrong with you?
This thread is beign derailed in the name of God Emperor of Mankind
El-A'awer
Talbis Iblis
Gulshan-i-Raz.
Zat-i
Zat-i-Shaitan.
>>688494731
I've found out how to use my powers. It might make me seem like a freak to some people, but that's only because I'm different.
>>688493140
>invented in 1954
>uses old english
Pretentious as fuck. Kind of reminds me of mormonism, just even more retarded.
>>688495005
So you're nothing special and that's your way to cope with your inferiority complex? Now THAT's fucking original.
>>688495253
I warned you not to make me angry.
i have questions for op
1. Why are you on 4chan.
2. Which do you prefer more... Banana or pear.
3. Do you miss daddies cummies?
>>688495086
Yeah because it was invented by modern Freemasons. That's where their degree system comes from. That's where "so mote it be" comes from.
Mother fuckin Allistair Crowley. The bad boy of freemasonry.
Then fat bitches turn it into a religion color their hair and suck down gallons of cum
So mote it be
>>688492002
>I don't. I'm warning you, don't make me angry.
Why not, you already hulked out.
>>688491598
Don't you know any spells to be less ugly?
>>688495401
Or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
>>688495512
At least Melisandre showed such courtesy
>>688496047
>>688495407
ANSWER WITCH
>>688493044
Kek
>>688495407
>1. Why are you on 4chan.
To meet people and teach them about magick.
>2. Which do you prefer more... Banana or pear.
I like both, but probably pear.
>>688496772
yeh but do you miss daddies cummies.
>>688492403
for he is muadib
>>688495005
>that's only because I'm different
>>688496994
I have cursed people before
>>688497100
That, and people are scared of what I can do.
>>688497307
lmao replied to the wrong person asshat troll
>>688497307
I'd be scared of you in public because whatever disease caused your hideous mutations might be contagious
>>688497307
>people are scared of what I can do
What people? If you're so keen to teach people about magic, why not go to the middle of a city or something and show your powers, rather than going on /b/ where nobody has any reason to believe you?
I don't even know why I'm replying to such an obvious troll