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I am awake. I had a fucking night terror. Dogs barking made it worse and I woke up. Plz post coffee furs. I need coffee but my fox won't be here with it till high noon.
>>688487083
I'm going to be making your images to a gif if possible. Just gimme time to wake up.
>>688487212
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight!
>>688487140
If you pick me, we can make America great again.
>>688487068
>I really wish I could find the source on this.
I have the video if you want it. Well the video of the murrsuiting, without the nignog reaction
>>688487217
>This is literally the second pic in every s/fur thread WTF
>>688487212
Damn right.
>>688487215
Maybe. It'll take a lot of talking before I really trust anyone here.
>>688487243
Don't you mean "purr"fection? Heh.
>>688487277
Right? But the girl is what really gets me. That body is literally perfect in my opinion. Every single detail.
>>688487391
Sounds like a plan, my man.
>>688487406
Yes, and?
>see fursuiter at a cosplay thing
>regret not chatting them up because they looked cute, even though I know that I'd never have been able to bring myself to do that
>>688487406
>This is literally the second pic in every s/fur thread WTF
Is this a meme yet?
>>688487406
Not really. But I haven't posted in these for a while.
>>688487406
You think that's bad, you should have been here for the Gorsha invasion.
>>688487389
Haha, why?
>>688487448
I hate not being able to fix it.
>>688487448
Damn, speaking of purrfection. She looks tasty
>>688487530
Not on the level of being in a shark girl's belly.
>>688487530
It's starting to be. Not sure how I feel about it.
>>688487551
Trust me, I do to. But I just don't know what the fuck to do, or where to even begin.
>>688487607
Glad you like it, anon.
>>688487538
2nd best artist.
>>688487656
Who's first?
>>688487551
Need something to help me properly wake up. Also I need caffeine to function at early times.
>>688487616
With how much I post, it certainly won't take long.
>>688487616
True that. All hail space shark belly guy
After 4 fucking attempts at these Rorschach tests that you guys call captchas I finally passed. I'd rather deal with grass than this, Jesus.
>>688487389
Power nap huh
>>688487448
Was referencing that anon like three threads ago that was complaining about it.
>>688487530
I tried
>>688487709
Don't force it dude. Forced memes are the worst.
>>688487738
Haven't been on in ages so I'm a little behind on current events. Shark dude gone on his space trip yet?
>>688487640
A friend.
>>688487682
Gorsha, of course! Though her Instagram profile sucks.
>>688487698
Why as in playing with edits?
>>688487698
>Also I need caffeine to function at early times.
Might want to switch to coffee with rum, arrr!
>>688487801
Debatable. However, each to their own.
>>688487783
>After 4 fucking attempts at these Rorschach tests that you guys call captchas I finally passed. I'd rather deal with grass than this, Jesus.
Just use backspace, you'll usually only get a few numbers or something. I always never get them, and never even try to solve them.
>>688487698
Man, that Aryan goddess is just incredible. Thank you for posting her.
>>688487783
I know, mate. I know.
>>688487794
I'm not forcing anything, I'm just posting my intro. It's the response that's becoming a meme.
>>688487801
Yeah I don't into friends. I can go months and even years without talking to a non-family-member in real life. I don't even start conversations with my one true IRL friend. It's that bad.
>>688487885
Coffee with rum is crap. Tea with rum is all good. Whiskey or baileys is better in coffee.
>>688487794
>Shark dude gone on his space trip yet?
Naw, I don't think so. He's into model rockets and stuff now.
>>688488002
Jack Honey is pretty good in coffee
>>688488087
Thanks
>>688487890
Well of course, yeah! But this is 4chan, and what I say is true, and other opinions a shit!
Sorry, I'm getting sleepy.
>>688488002
This.
>>688487993
Then let's fix it if we get to meet up someday. You should come to Commiefornia for a while sometime and stay with my girlfriend and I, we have an extra room.
>>688488135
No problem, one of the few images have on my phone
>>688487623
Thanks.
>>688487783
I slept 5 hours when I last disappeared then reappeared in these threads. Then I took an hour power nap to sync up. Well, I was gonna sleep till noon, but yeah.
>>688487801
I occasionally play with edits. Or make webms work on 4chins. also that pic is being named flashbang fox.
>>688487885
I'm about to inject a can of monsta.
>>688487993
zieg heil and all that.
>>688488152
I really appreciate the offer, but that would be WAY out of my comfort zone. I wouldn't mind meeting up, but staying with someone does not sound good to me.
>>688488227
The blonde hair and blue eyes is certainly nice, but what really gets me is the fact that she's muscular and fucking 7'6. Oh mama, I love me some amazon women like you wouldn't believe.
>>688488227
Ooh which one? Smashing some "The Doctor" here.
hey does anyone want to play bf4?
>>688487967
>Backspace
what is
>>688488502
>This includes hell
>>688487185
Solve this and earn $ 500 on PayPal!
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>>688488227
Mr. Art Man, I salute you.
>>688488403
That's why we talk it out. But another time, J gotta fap and then go to bed.
I love you Dash. No homo. You're my rock.
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes, I forget how cozy it is in these threads.
Good night!
>>688488642
Night mang, have a great birthday.
>>688488585
The key you use to erase a character. You could also click on it to get another one. Most of them are very fast to solve, you got the only variety which sucks. But I see them very rarely
>>688487551
>implying Hetty wasn't ten thousand times worse
>>688487616
Belly guuuuy
You need to come on Skype more!
>>688488642
Night Taco
>>688488707
No, please, don't post any more cute big cats like that, you'll make me die a of a heart attack. They're my weakness.
>that means please post them
>>688488642
Have a good one! Gn8 and see you around
>>688487993
Ah, gotcha.
>>688488063
Hope I can catch up with him sooner or later. Got a few stories involving the fuckwit who stole my scotch. Anyone here that knows what I'm talking about?
>>688488135
I'm yet to try that. May get some when I have disposable income again.
>>688488780
Not me dude.
>>688488701
I got 8 in a row, I'll try it again tho.
>>688488834
You talking about your asshole roommate?
>>688488834
If you do, start out with a little and work your way up until you find a nice mix. Mine usually ends up being half and half so I rarely do that
>>688488834
There's more people obsessed with shark bellies here?
>>688488707
HOW DOES THIS IMAGE EXIST IT IS TOO GRAND
>>688488534
that looks awesome. about to enjoy an black zero.
>>688488403
It's still sad to me she's rare.
>>688488834
>Got a few stories involving the fuckwit who stole my scotch.
Ah nice, I'd love to hear some news about that piece of shit as well, I was a lot in these threads as well a while back.
>>688488967
maybe.
>>688489010
We need to find a way to get more of her.
>>688488864
>I got 8 in a row, I'll try it again tho.
That's odd. Maybe you get other ones after you've solved one for once? Or Goggle just hates you.
>>688488968
Someone on /b/ had a very flirty pet what-ever-that-is.
Cougar?
Mountain lion?
She even once presented for him apparently.
>>688487502
Just an extra thing on this; how might I find this person?
There's only a few hundred thousand people it could be, but I don't know what furry groups exist amongst said people.
>>688488967
Shark belly guy was what got me into fur in the first place, as it appealed to my vore fetish and resulted in pretty mad dong expansion. I love shark grill bellies, but he's on another level.
>>688487993
>Aryan goddess
Ja!
>>688489323
Indeed, he's straight and yet still gotten me to do things for him ouo
>>688488917
His friend but yeah. Ended up disappearing because court with that guy. Got him jailed for 6 months, assault, tresspassing, drug use and selling alcohol and cigs to minors.
>>688489077
Well I'll sum it up because a lot has happened. Because that guy got jailed his brother or cousin or something tried to get some black power or mongrel mob or some gang group to try and fuck me up. But because my neighbours (whom I babysit for and are cool with in general) are black power. Nothing's happened so far. Course things may change since some Headhunters, Tribesmen and Highway 88 or whatever have moved in pretty close to my place.
>>688488920
I know how I like my coffee, should be fine.
>>688488967
I'm not a vore kind of guy, but I am into shark boobs.
>>688489371
I actually took a year of German in high school, plus half a year online. Not enough to know exactly what you and that other guy were talking about, but I can pick out words. Wish I could be fluent in it.
>>688489454
Sweet justice.
>>688489226
>Someone on /b/ had a very flirty pet what-ever-that-is.
>Cougar?
>Mountain lion?
>She even once presented for him apparently.
No way
>>688487185
>septum piercing on a furry
as if septum piercings couldn't get any dumber
>>688489454
>But because my neighbours (whom I babysit for and are cool with in general) are black power. Nothing's happened so far. Course things may change since some Headhunters, Tribesmen and Highway 88 or whatever have moved in pretty close to my place.
You always surprise me how fucked up all that shit actually is. Hope they'll leave you alone!
>>688489558
Can't find the greentext, unfortunately.
>>688489454
But the one thing they did do to fuck me up I should mention is make me lose my job. Flatmate's friends made a whole bunch of false complaints towards me for each time they came to my work and talked with me. Got like 80+ complaints in 2 months and boss was too much of a retard to figure out what was going on so because of that, plus taking "too much" time off for court related shit. I got sacked last week. Sorting shit out with employment relations and work and income to go back on the dole. Shit sucks.
>>688489717
Whangarei is a messed up shithole. And I doubt anything will actually happen. I've got my bases covered if shit does though.
>>688489746
Dat res. hnnng
>>688489104
but how?
seizure warning and slight resize because 4chins.
>>688489096
Yummy
spielt jemand battlefield oder lol auf euw ? cant speak good english i am sorry x)
>>688489552
>I actually took a year of German in high school, plus half a year online
Cool stuff! Well it's a funny thing. I was in a "weird sextoy stuff you want" thread, OP was the Splorch (pic related). So there I met this guy, the one who was here yesterday. He also has an egg/ovipository fetish so we talked about stuff and things. He then asked me where I was from and he ended up being from Germany as well. Germans really have the weird fetishes I guess.
So I told him that I was Mew and stuff, therefore he recognised me. Now the thing is there's a German furcon (Eurofurence) and I actually may end up going there together with that guy. Which is totally fucking crazy since I'm a furry for three months now. That would be so damn weird, but if he's still up to it and I actually have time (which I don't know yet) I'd pull it off.
>Also splorch, it's the best name ever for that toy. Splorch holy shit!
>>688489558
Yeah I remember that, but don't have anything saved either
>>688489622
>as if septum piercings couldn't get any dumber
>Muh piercings!
I like septum piercings tho, just like I like all kinds of piercings
>>688490059
>I got sacked last week.
Fuck that sucks, sorry /b/ro!
>>688490170
High res is my fetish.
>>688490171
Hell if I know, we just need to make it happen.
>>688490286
Ah, yeah I figured it was about that, I noticed Eurofurence. Kick ass, man. I hope you can go.
>>688490286
Eurofurence was fucking awesome when I went when I was on exchange. Managed to convince my host family to letting me with a few of my local mates. Also my german is so freaking schlecht. I've not spoken it properly in nearly 2 years.
>>688490266
Negativ.
>>688490705
Oh my god those hips. The best!
>>688490586
This image does not need to be this big but it is and that's good.
I'll just huddle in this corner with my inferior res'
>>688490524
>Kick ass, man. I hope you can go.
Yeah I'd be scared shitless, and it would throw me ridiculously far out of my comfort zone. But no doubt it'd be an unforgettable experience, however it may turn out.
>>688490548
That sounds good! When did you go? I've only ever been on tech related cons so I have no clue how it would be. Wish I could go to Anthrocon or Rainfurrest (if it will be again) one day, they seem so huge. But that's on another continent an monnez tight.
>>688490930
>>688489558
Stop rubbing it in my face you meanie
>>688490387
You're also an abject failure of a human being
derp
>>688492728
>derp
herp
>>688487530
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