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2016-06-08 11:07:06 Post No. 688483247
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:07:06 Post No. 688483247 [Report]
You just got stabbed in the heart.

Your assailant hands you a phone with youtube open.

You can only watch one youtube video before you die.

Choose wisely.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:07:50 Post No.688483308
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:07:50 Post No.688483308 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:08:07 Post No.688483330
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:08:07 Post No.688483330 [Report]
>>688483247
2 girls 1 cup
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:08:56 Post No.688483389
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:08:56 Post No.688483389 [Report]
>>688483247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt-vyehWn1U
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:10:18 Post No.688483484
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:10:18 Post No.688483484 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRL6ocEK-M

Goodbye, sweet king. My only regret will be not witnessing your achievement of bringing down the world.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:11:25 Post No.688483571
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:11:25 Post No.688483571 [Report]
>>688483247
>stabbed in the heart
>time to watch one more youtube video
Are you fucking retarded?
If you're stabbed in the heart, you have fucking 5-15 seconds left to live.
Your average youtube video is going to be >20 seconds.
You need a reality check buddy, i would suggest going outside
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:11:52 Post No.688483611
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:11:52 Post No.688483611 [Report]
https://youtu.be/lvdBBwvZen0
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:12:26 Post No.688483650
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:12:26 Post No.688483650 [Report]
>>688483247
relink his phone to cp site
take him with me to hell
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:13:03 Post No.688483691
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:13:03 Post No.688483691 [Report]
>>688483247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgChlR9QWk

10 hours is plenty of time to message people to get my wounded ass to a hospital and put the assailant's ass 6 feet under
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:13:58 Post No.688483752
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:13:58 Post No.688483752 [Report]
>>688483571
Play the game you twat.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:14:04 Post No.688483758
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:14:04 Post No.688483758 [Report]
>>688483571
I would suggest the same for you, kid. Surviving a wound straight to the heart is much more common than you think.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:14:06 Post No.688483766
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>>688483571
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:14:58 Post No.688483837
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:14:58 Post No.688483837 [Report]
Chuck her in the ute
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:15:26 Post No.688483868
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:15:26 Post No.688483868 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upBPLxnYpdE
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:15:37 Post No.688483884
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:15:37 Post No.688483884 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04cF1m6Jxu8
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:16:18 Post No.688483936
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:16:18 Post No.688483936 [Report]
>>688483247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Definitely this. Might as well go out on a light note
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:16:47 Post No.688483975
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D9VZjISYTM
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:16:57 Post No.688483984
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:16:57 Post No.688483984 [Report]
>>688483752
>>688483766
No time for fun and games when you take a knife direcetly to the heart
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:17:04 Post No.688483999
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:17:04 Post No.688483999 [Report]
>>688483691
>>688483484
>>688483389
>>688483330
>>688483308
>>688483611

All excellent choices.

Here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JAccRt4Hco
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:18:23 Post No.688484109
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:18:23 Post No.688484109 [Report]
Under the circumstances, it's gotta be this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQV-0fwwCQM
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:18:57 Post No.688484152
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:18:57 Post No.688484152 [Report]
>>688483936

You've been light your whole life, how is that ending changing anything
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:19:08 Post No.688484170
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:19:08 Post No.688484170 [Report]
>>688483758
>surviving a wound
>knife to the heart
Some people like yourself struggle with this concept, but you'll only survive one of the above outcomes
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:20:18 Post No.688484263
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:20:18 Post No.688484263 [Report]
>>688483975

>opens video
>30 second add you can't skip
>dies before video ever stars
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:20:39 Post No.688484290
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:20:39 Post No.688484290 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8Ip5GthR4
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:01 Post No.688484391
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:01 Post No.688484391 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:09 Post No.688484401
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:09 Post No.688484401 [Report]
>exit out of app
>call 911

Anyone dumb enough to hand their victim a fucking phone deserves to be caught
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:45 Post No.688484451
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:45 Post No.688484451 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqdSavf5AE
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:58 Post No.688484467
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:22:58 Post No.688484467 [Report]
STABBED THROUGH DA HEART AND YOU'RE TOO LATE DARLIN' YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:23:05 Post No.688484481
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:23:05 Post No.688484481 [Report]
>>688483247
scruffy's gonna die the way he lived: laughing at pointless shit on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:23:30 Post No.688484509
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:23:30 Post No.688484509 [Report]
>>688483936

oh fug I with an erection
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:23:40 Post No.688484523
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:23:40 Post No.688484523 [Report]
>>688483571
fuck this cunt
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:24:19 Post No.688484573
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>>688484523
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:24:46 Post No.688484608
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>>688483884
Fucking win
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:25:48 Post No.688484686
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:25:48 Post No.688484686 [Report]
> "crash course in open heart surgery"
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:25:55 Post No.688484698
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:26:33 Post No.688484739
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:26:33 Post No.688484739 [Report]
>>688484523
No safe spaces here fgt
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:26:55 Post No.688484759
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:26:55 Post No.688484759 [Report]
https://youtu.be/ha4xY7ED9dw
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:27:52 Post No.688484834
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:27:52 Post No.688484834 [Report]
>>688483247
The video of my stepdad raping me
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:28:14 Post No.688484858
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>>688484391
>>688484451

I'm howling over here shit man
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:28:58 Post No.688484909
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:28:58 Post No.688484909 [Report]
is my assailant down for a duet with me?

i mean, he stabbed me in the fucking heart, it seems only fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:29:20 Post No.688484930
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:29:20 Post No.688484930 [Report]
>>688483247
10 hour video so ambulance can pick me up and operate me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:32:17 Post No.688485122
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:32:17 Post No.688485122 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04cF1m6Jxu8
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:33:52 Post No.688485265
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>>688483247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:34:22 Post No.688485305
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:34:22 Post No.688485305 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6eFl7hCiA
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:35:00 Post No.688485364
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>log in to youtube account
>start streaming
>watch my own live video until he gets bored and kills someone else instead
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:35:44 Post No.688485414
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:35:44 Post No.688485414 [Report]
>>688483247
meshuggah feat koreancore
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:36:38 Post No.688485477
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:36:38 Post No.688485477 [Report]
>>688485305

I would try to die faster
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:38:02 Post No.688485565
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:38:02 Post No.688485565 [Report]
>>688483247
http://youtu.be/gw98ARXfcqk

Perfect
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:38:16 Post No.688485581
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:38:16 Post No.688485581 [Report]
https://youtu.be/nIQr96eMIps
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:38:30 Post No.688485602
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:38:30 Post No.688485602 [Report]
>>688485414

I don't know if this is what you meant but I just found my new favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4pgbGLQaHY
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:39:41 Post No.688485678
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:39:41 Post No.688485678 [Report]
Any video? Video what is 27 hours long?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:41:22 Post No.688485770
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:41:22 Post No.688485770 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbt61vcAkG0
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:46:01 Post No.688486088
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:46:01 Post No.688486088 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:46:50 Post No.688486141
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:46:50 Post No.688486141 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXKfGxeHIY
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:47:59 Post No.688486221
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:47:59 Post No.688486221 [Report]
I wouldn't want to wait, so probably a fast one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DDsl-6guFs
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:51:03 Post No.688486423
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:51:03 Post No.688486423 [Report]
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:55:01 Post No.688486697
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:55:01 Post No.688486697 [Report]
>>688483247
I shall die in peace and rest my soul to this beautiful song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NjmWRps28
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:55:18 Post No.688486715
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 11:55:18 Post No.688486715 [Report]
>>688483247
I'd spend my last minutes formating my phone so nobody's gonna watch the 64gb of weird stuff i have
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:02:10 Post No.688487143
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:02:10 Post No.688487143 [Report]
>>688486088

check'd and DANK
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:02:20 Post No.688487158
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:02:20 Post No.688487158 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMEEtwRiCsk
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:09:09 Post No.688487655
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:09:09 Post No.688487655 [Report]
https://youtu.be/obPR48Zcyw4
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:24:27 Post No.688488850
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:24:27 Post No.688488850 [Report]
>>688484698
LEGEND NEVER DIES
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:34:38 Post No.688489635
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:34:38 Post No.688489635 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67zTv5GFDY
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:37:27 Post No.688489845
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:37:27 Post No.688489845 [Report]
>>688483247
Any pewdiepie video.. I'd instantly be at peace with leaving this world.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:37:33 Post No.688489855
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>>688483247
> stabbed in the heart
> you can only watch one YouTube video before you die
What are you autistic? You will die instantly
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:48:36 Post No.688490855
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:48:36 Post No.688490855 [Report]
>>688484481
same video = deathwish
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:49:57 Post No.688490969
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:49:57 Post No.688490969 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPfnj8_4W4
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:58:11 Post No.688491721
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 12:58:11 Post No.688491721 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56hV7mtHfZg&ab
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 13:09:25 Post No.688492778
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 13:09:25 Post No.688492778 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS78f4WUbXs
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 13:11:06 Post No.688492942
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 13:11:06 Post No.688492942 [Report]
>>688483247
Dumb OP, not thinking about loopholes.
>im alive for the duration of the video
>10 hours anything to hobble to a hospital
>get patched up
>kill phones power
>video never ends because I didnt see the end
>effectively immortal
>high five the doctors
>dance into street
>hit by bus
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 13:16:39 Post No.688493495
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>>688483247
https://youtu.be/gEzDD0dZU8U
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