I'll fuck the guy

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>>688481824
I'd take the peggin by Bailey rather than fuck a vapid cunt

>>688481824
Fucking Amy would just be a chore, she's so ugly and fat I'd never cum and the sex would drag on for way longer than needed.

At least if I bang Bailey, I can pretend I'm just banging a hot girl in the ass, cum inside and be done with it.

>>688481824
Who's the other tranny?
Also I'd take option C

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>>688481824
Bailey, no hesitation.

>>688482408
Think about what you just said.

FUCKING FAGGOT

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Bailey any day

>>688481824
Amy, just out of curiosity.

I'd let Bailey fuck me in the ass then make me suck my own shit off her cock while she unloaded down my throat before I'd even look at that other pig while sh was naked.

>>688482545
I'd take my chances with the hot thing with a dick than an ugly fat thing. I can ignore the fact bailey has a dick, I can't ignore Amy's face, juggling fat and voice.

>sausage or ham

Is there an option to peg bailey while she fucks amy in the ass?

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>>688482408
>fucking amy
>chore

you are whats known as a homosexual

>>688481824
>>688481824
Amy Schumer with gusto and then I'd order us a pizza while we made eachother laugh. I'm sorry here /b/ros but this is just like two fundamentally different creatures here; one that's taken a false personality to the point of surgical procedures to maintain a body image contrasted with the other who knows the realities of this world and it's existence and now makes others laugh when presented with the raw absurdity of it all.

Bonus, Amy bears a ~65% physical resemblance to a blood relative.

Bonus bonus, I come out looking like not a fucking faggot.

>>688482990
>I come out looking like not a fucking faggot.

No, you're still a faggot.

>>688482919
>fucking something 300 pounds over your own weight

You are what people call a desperate virgin.

bailey jay looks a little bit like elliot rodger weirdly.

>>688482889
Kek

>>688482893
Because seriously, I don't want Amy Schumer's vag anywhere near mine, but i can totally see strapping a big black dick on and giving bailey a good seeing to while she fucks amy... that'd be hot

>>688483317
Tits or gtfo. You know the rules.

>>688483466
You first neckbeard

>>688481824
Right.

>>688483466
You heard the "lady" whip out those moobs
>>688483537

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>>688483155
ive banged more babes than you can think of

>>688483687
∞ babes?

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>>688481824
I'd rather fuck a good looking trap over an ugly woman any day.

>>688483687
Funny thing about girls is that they can be fat, ugly or both. And you don't seem to have a preference, so I don't think they count.

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>mfw neckbeard and would still be hesitant on fucking amy shlomo

>>688483808
gay

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>>688483808
if you ever find a 10/10 trap, wife 'em there a rarity and no babies ever possible.

>>688483537
Dude, flash your tits already

>>688481824
Amy may be fat and ugly, but the other one is a man. Fucking a THIN man doesnt make you not gay. If he draws tits on his chest, even with a surgeons help, he's still just a skinny dude with tits drawn on.

Not that theres anything wrong with being gay, but thats super gay.

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>>688481824
BJay all the way.
>Would fuck till dawn and crash on couch
Being a faggot is better than being a pussy wiped virgin in every way.

>>688482774
Faggot

hatefuck amy
I want her to cry

>>688483537
>>688483645
>>688484312
Samefag

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>>688484312
There, tits, now stfu

>>688482990
>Not a faggot
Jesus you fucked Amy schumer, with the cocks she had to take in order to get famous, i wouldnt touch that vagina without a fucking hazmat suit.
Correct answer is kill yourself you fucking disgusting faggot

If either gives anal, I'll take the blonde.
If the blonde is vaginal only, I'll take the Trap.

>>688481824
Amy, and then cry under the shower for an hour for not being gay enough to dodge that bullet.

>>688481824
I wouldn't fuck either one,they both look like guys to me

>>688484542
Only it wasn't... lol only 1 of those was me

>>688484722
only one was me also

>>688481824
If I can duct-tape her mouth and put a grocery bag over her face I'd fuck Amy 'I have a vagina' Schumer

>>688482638
>>688482919
>>688482990
>>688483579
>>688484699
The real faggots ITT

>>688484699
IDK, pretty sure Amy's also a tranny

I'd fuck bailey jay if she'd return the favour

>>688484887
I dont think so...

>>688481824
>these women

You mean this woman and this man

>>688485065
Have you seen her vagina?

ITT faggots trying to rationalize fucking a man.
I'd fuck any woman over any woman-looking man because at the end of the day dipping your dick into another man's nutella jar is fucking gay

>>688485092
An ugly man to boot, Amy shumer should kill himself.

>>688485101
No, but she showed it to jimmy fallon on air... so...

>>688481824
Neither are women

One's male, other is a dirty Khazar

Neither.

>>688483808
Faggot

>>688481824
Bailey, no contest.

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>>688481824
The feminine penis.

>>688485218
Jimmy fallons a faggot, he was obviously looking at dick

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ill fuck both and then murder/suicide

>>688482062
So, Amy?

>>688485138
What about a woman's chunky chocolate pudding cup?

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>>688482889
I'll just make my own sandwich when I get home, thanks - menu here sucks.

>>688485361
>Fuck a dude that looks like a girl
>fuck a woman so ugly that could have a dick.
Choose Bailey and you know you are fucking a man
Choose Amy and you will not know until you are fucking her

>>688485384
If thays you, then fucking the would BE murder, what with all the nigheraids

Left? She's not that bad looking. A cock would also make me cum fast.

>What about a woman's chunky chocolate pudding cup?
That is fucking ok with me

someone who's self important so has twitter send amy schumer this link

>>688485138
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills every time this thread pops up - If anyone prefers to fuck a dude with hair and fake tits over a woman, no matter how ugly the woman, then that dude is fucking gay as fuck. Why try to rationalise that to a point where you don't admit to being a dick-lover?

Denial, you fucking faggots - not just a river in Egypt.

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>>688482889
>sausage

>>688481824
I have to fuck one , but I CAN fuck both in a three some. Wouldn't mind fucking both and me and Bailey double team Amy's fuck holes .
Would love for both of us to creampie her cunt and knock her up .

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>>688485698
not cool dude

>>688485880
Wait, do you realize we are on the same side over that?

>>688485698
lrn 2 english, you fucking slum-rat.

>>688485958
Come on, you know the guy in the pic is probably the guy who gets both aids and ebola, and produces nigger-ebol-AIDS

>>688485998
Yeah, wasn't directed at you, just ranting over the point you made. I just don't get these fucking faggots.

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>>688486053
>lrn 2 english

>>688485940
they are both traps, enjoy their "cunt" in your ass

>>688485853
Alright then, cause... double standards are fine as long as everyone agrees on them

>>688486140
No may-mays in reply, you sneaky twat - let's see them fucking bawss typing skills again.

>>688486145
It's a stick pussy, dude.

>>688486147
Which double standard are you talking about, you fucking mongoloid? The asshole isn't the offending part here, you fixated little homo - if you stick your dick in a dude, you're faggot.

>>688486216
No dude it's a macroclit

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>>688486273
The way you stated it originally, the problem could have been the man or the nutella...

>>688485344
wow before the boob job

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>>688486070
Racism is not okay in this progressive society

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>>688482507
Honestly... i prefer the pre implants chest... she shoulda just kept her money till she had enough for the bottom surgery and been a flat-chest queen... i know it is niche, but it's fucking hot too

>>688482919
Amy schumer has no good defining quality, the stupid slut isn't even appealing to the eyes. She is what's wrong with woman in the 21st century, you are what's wrong with boys in the 21st century

>>688482552
I see what you did there, lol because amy is literally a human miss piggy

>>688484335
Jay wouldn't make a big deal of it and would probably be fun in bed
Probably gonna leave in the morning with a drink from your house

Amy would try desperately to joke with you at a bar and follow you until you were drunk enough to think what she was saying was funny and that she was attractive enouphe to fuck
The next day she would make a fuck load of posts with you asleep
"New bae"
waste your food
shit in your house and forget to flush
and accuse you of rape if you do ANYTHING to make her leave/criticize her

>Fuck a cute dude
>Be a faggot

>Fuck an ugly bitch
>Spend your life with her or be in prison for "rape"

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>>688486584
Ueah her tits were def hotter pre-augmentation

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If you would rather fuck Amy Schumer over this trap I'd say you're the one that's a faggot.

>>688486458
Shut up and go bern something

>>688486695
Why does it fucking matter so much? You're coming across as a 7 on the kinsey scale...

>>688486695
Sauce?

>>688486693
I don't get the big deal about bailey she's average for a trap

>>688481824
I would fuck Amy because I am not gay also I like chubby girls.

>>688486850
Google audrina hilton

>>688481824
Bailey could totally rock a Tharja cosplay

>>688486857
>Girls
Anon...

>>688486853
Me either, honestly shes got a nice face, and she had a nice small chest but fucked it up with pornstar implants is all i'm saying

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sex bomb

>>688486904
Cheers /b/ro

>>688487100
I would hit that so hard

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Why i rather her

>>688481824
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So I was going to stream. How do I be a good streamer?

>>688481824
Fuuuuckkk....sigh
....linetrap

>>688487283
kys

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>>688487100
Sex bomb pffffffft xD Wtf are you talking about you're delusional

>>688481824
I'd fuck the trap if the trap has a pussy.

She's hot I just can't fuck a chick with a dick. Can't bring myself to visualize me dojng it.


So, unfortunately, Amy.

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Am I the hero /b/ deserves fellow newfriends?

>>688486289
Use your words.

>>688486347
Nope, definitely the penis that spoils it for me.

>>688488601
Just tell that guy not to make an Overwatch video

>>688488908
Already told him to bruh

>>688488601
>Triggered
Hope she reads it in time.

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>>688488601
is amy ITT?

>>688488601
You're the faggot nobody deserves.

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>>688489145
That depends. Did this thread suddenly get a lot fatter and less funny?

>>688489178
/this

>>688488597
Yep - "unfortunately" is the key word. Just because I'd fuck her over a dude, doesn't mean Amy's hot - no promises I wouldn't be thumbing in a softie, but at least I'd be thumbing it into a chick.

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>>688486198
What are you even saying?

>>688489357
it didnt so she must be here

>>688489541
Fuck off Amy
Your loose pussy and bad jokes made me a faggot

What's up Amy, thanks for stopping by. I'll take the tranny, though.

>>688481824
>woman
Fix'd

This is the anon that posted the screenshot of the tweeted link to Amy. I have decided that because I am such a dank memster, that I want to be known. Other than my name, which hopefully will fade soon, I shall be henceforth know as an0n420. Thank you and that is all fellow /b/tards

>>688482777
Nice trips

if you fuck anything with a dick you are a fucking faggot.
case closed.

>>688481824
There's only one woman on that photo but I'd prefer the guy. No homo.

>>688481824
only one woman there champ
the left one has a dick

>>688489532
I take it you and Rajeet took the same reading and writing class together? I am mocking anons inability to reply in anything resembling legible English, by writing in semi-legible English, thus making my witty repartee even more cutting.

You fucking faggot.

I'd do either or. If only one can be chosen, I'll go with the vagina. Plus it's more socially acceptable to be out and about with Amy vs Bailey.

Really wish she would have been shot at that movie release

>>688490194
Tan the real question is
>which guy looks more like a woman?