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Im in school. Trips decide what i do. No killing
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Im in school. Trips decide what i do. No killing
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>>688476678
Cum on desk and trick somebody into sitting in it
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Break a desk
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>>688476678
Just leave, dont say anything
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>>688476678
>i'm in school

underageb&
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>>688476678
Read the bee movie script
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>>688476678
call the teacher a faggot and ditch for the day
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>>688476966
and whip your dick out
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>>688476991
darn
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>>688476948
Bump and kek
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Go into the women's bathroom and claim you are trans
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>>688476966
win rar
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>>688476937
Im in school you fag
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scream "I GOT TO GO FUCKING PEE" and run out of the class
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>>688476678
whip out your dong and aggressively jerk off to completion in full view of an entire room full of your fellow students
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Whip your cock out and jerk off
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>>688476937
Im in highschool u fag
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Take your dick out and slap the hottest girl in class with it
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>>688476948
Rolling for bees
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>>688477071
rerollerino
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Stand up whip peener out run to the door while flapping wiener.
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study hard and make your parents proud
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>>688476678
poop your pants
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>>688477089
get
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>>688477071
222 right here ez.
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>>688477071
tripiti triping
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Shit pants
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>>688477223
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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>>688477223
NOO 1 OFFF FFS
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>>688476678

Ask the cutest girl in class if you can smell her feet.
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>>688477223
Damn
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>>688477254
if she says no say, 'well it must be your cunt.'
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punch someone in the throat
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Fart on the teacher at their desk and make eye contact with the closest student possible
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>>688477223
>ONE job
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Find a girl wearing a skirt and lift it up and take a picture of her panties and post it here.
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fap
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>>688476678
Give the naughtiest girl in your class a spanking.
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>>688477366
Rolling for this
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>>688477397
AND RECORD IT
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pee in your own mouth
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>>688477366

This.
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>>688477366
Roll
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>>688476678
Rape your teacher. Record it. And post proof.
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Everyones getting so fucking close.


If this gets trips, throw something at someone, preferrably a teacher
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Kiss your teacher
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ask the captain of the football team to prom in front of everyone in the cafeteria
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>>688477366
roll
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flash dick
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>>688477034
OP said trips newfag
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how about learning and utilising school facilities to better an education?
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Steal someone's bag and throw it into a dumpster. Post evidence
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>>688476678
Study you fucking dumbass
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Shit your pants, stick your hand into you pants scooping a large amount of shit out and put it in your mouth saying mmmmm chocolate
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sit at the front of all of your classes, ask questions, and study hard
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>>688476678
do a killing
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>>688477564
>>688476678
samefag
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Get off of 4chan and fucking pay attention
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grab your teachers ass and look in eyes saying cyka blyad
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scream nigger
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Take a stealthy shit right on your chair
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ask the nerdiest girl out on a date
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>>688477397
>>688477447
Roll
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>>688476678
Stop thinking about fucking 4chan while in class. You're their to learn.

If you're a nigger though I advise you to punch yourself in the balls as hard as possible.
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rape your next teacher muhuhahua
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>>688476678
cum on your hand and bitchslap a male friend and call him your slut
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>>688476678
walk up to the front of a full classroom pull down your pants ass facing to the students bend over stick a finger in your butthole while singing the national anthem as loud as you can
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>>688477366
>>688477447

This
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Cum on your friend from behind.
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>>688477692
Roll
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>>688477397
>>688477447
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>>688477735
Summerfag
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>>688477738
roll
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Shout allahu akbbr
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>>688477740
get
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Jack off in class while recording it, then upload to here on web file
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>>688477738
rolling for this
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>>688477735
This
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winzipő
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>>688477720
>>688477729
>>688477735
>>688477738
>>688477740
>>688477750
Winrar XDDDDD
I love summer!!!!!11!!!1
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>>688477738
This please
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>>688476678
Jerk off and cum in the nearest female student.
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Take of your clothes and Run through the school Screaming: our lord is coming, our lord is coming!
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>>688477071
This
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Go on one of the school computers. Give it a virus or two
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>>688477692
rerollllll
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Write a poem and a love declaration anonimously. Put it in a 10/10 girl's bag. Do the same with the ugliest beta cringe in school. In the declaration write that anon wants him/her to meet at X time in X place in school. Hide and record the meeting
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Sing this in class as loud as you can, record it and share the video here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
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>>688477955
Rereroll
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>>688477738
rolling
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learn something
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approach the class nigga n high five him and act cringy
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>>688477927

This, give us access. I'll upload payload and everything.
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>>688476678

Go back to teaching ur students.
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>>688478056
This
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Slap your ass and yell "daddy harder!" on camera of course
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>>688478030
roll
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Fist your ass in the cafeteria while screaming "Allah Snackbar"
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>>688477366
Pls make it
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Learn to solve easy differential equations
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Smear some shit on your desk and post pic
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>>688477816
Roll
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>>688476870
Roll
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>>688477777
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Spray people with a watergun full of piss.
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>>688476678
Throw pen at teacher after violently kicking away chair.
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>>688478030
rolling
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Be aware of wasted trips!
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>>688478374
Reroll
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>>688478374
Yeah
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Kill
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Trace your erection on the board in front of the classroom.
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just announce you want to sacrifice all the "hot girls" to high lord keemstar
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scream allahu akbar and throw your bag away, run out of class after that
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>>688478665

ONE FUCKING JOB!
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>>688476678
phantom shit them, take a dump in the urinal or write on he wall with it
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ask some fatty feminist out on a date
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Just whip it out, turn and stare at the nearest girl, and start slowly stroking it, each stroke making your grin a bit more of a leer.

If you manage to cum before they kick you out, shout "STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU CIS SCUM" as you finish, and run out of the classroom.
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>>688478665
roll
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if they tell you to do something just say something about not taking demands from cis scum
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>>688478665
rollerino
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>>688478864
pls
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>>688478665
Rolling for this, OP has to record himself doing it too
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>>688478864
si
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>>688478665
roll
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>>688477071
roll
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>>688478665
Roll
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>>688478665
this
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find the prettiest girl in your class, fuck her in the ass.
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go to google translate
choose hungarian
type kurva anyád
loudspeaker
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>>688476678
take a shit while sitting at a desk then spreading it with your buttcheeks
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Reach into your bag and yell "I'VE HAD ENOUGH"
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>>688476948
The entire thing
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>>688478665
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>>688478665
Ez roll
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fart loudly and say
>4chan made me do it
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>>688476678
take a shit on teachers desk. Record whole thing, post here.
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>>688478665
reeel
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>>688479222
Fucking waste of trips on a gay post
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>>688479222
OH GOD I GOT TRIPS
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>>688476678
study hard
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make a chopper with your dick in front of your class
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>>688479222
winrar
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>>688479222
stupid
I say
reroll for next set of trips
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>>688477031
kek bump
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>>688479222
Well
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pull down your pants if someone notices jump out the fucking window
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Throw backpack at teacher, run away yelling allahu ackbar
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>>688476678
Ask to use the bathroom and leave and go home
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>>688479222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsGYNfagHlU
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>>688479230
Roll
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>>688479515
I know, seen it. Was glorious.
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Finger you anus then stick your finger in someone's nose.
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>>688479230
dont just fart, sit on the hottest girt in class and spew fucking shit literally everywhere
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This is the /b/ equivalent of really hot foreplay, followed by a really premature, quick ending that leaves everyone disappointed.

OP isn't even here anyway.
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>>688476678
Raise your hand and say feminism is a sign of mental illness.
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>>688479714
Kek rolling
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>>688479714
reroll
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>>688479714

Roll
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Draw a svatiska on the board and post proove here
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shit your pants
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Shit your pants and pretend to have a seizure
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Check me.
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>>688480894
Fag hahah
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>>688480913
>>688480894
Same fag kek
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break your fucking legs backwards and then try and do yoga with your shit legs in front of everyone
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