>>688476097
im not willing to risk my life for a county that is morally backward and ran by puppets for the rich

>>688476459

>he is right you know.jpeg

>i am educated
>not a victim of military propaganda

>>688476097
High blood pressure
They didn't want me

>>688476097
because i'm a leftwing commie

>>688476097
im too fat dawg

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>tfw rejected
I'm not even good enough to die for this country...

Our army doesn't generally do much and is horrifically underequipped. And our new government is liberal faggots ("if you kill the enemy, they win") who are bound to rape it even more. I was partway through the application process when I decided to just go to school instead

>>688476097
>Danish
>dont want to be Americas slave

>>688476097
but.... i did....

>>688476750
>>

good idea. what cuntry u from?

I'm rich.

>>688476097
Why would I want to stay in a tent full of assholes playing NBA 2k16?
You don't do shit in any of the branches that matters

>>688476097
because I got into a good school and my family isn't poor

>>688476097

It is true that some individuals seem to have little need for
autonomy. Either their drive for power is weak or they satisfy it by
identifying themselves with some powerful organization to which they
belong. And then there are unthinking, animal types who seem to be
satisfied with a purely physical sense of power(the good combat
soldier, who gets his sense of power by developing fighting skills
that he is quite content to use in blind obedience to his superiors).

>>688476097
i'd rather die for a hot pocket than my country

>>688476097
Already served, Fuck off kiddo.

Because I don't want to be canon fodder for fake wars, when all they are for is ruining peaceful country's and stealing their resources, thanks but no thanks!

Im a veteran
Ask me anything niggers

>>688476097
Because I'm not dumb enough to believe that being in the military is just like Call of Duty.

>>688476816
Canada
Fun fact, other than MPs and special forces who get SIGs, all the sidearms used in the military were made during WWII and basically don't work

I make more money and have better benefits than 85% of the people in the military

>>688476926
Considering most active duty and veterans support Trump, do you think the mental retardation in the military is hurting our readiness?

>>688476981

well who the fuck'd expect canada to be battle ready anyhow?

>>688476926
How shitty was it once you left?

I have a friend about to get out and he seems to think that in his 4 years of service the military is going to give him a bunch of shekels and put him through college

>>688476687
you wont die for it, but you will die IN it

Because im not a bitch, and the military is gay

>>688476097
I don't negotiate with terrorists

I'm pretty dumb...NOT THAT dumb.

They kicked me out because apparently I'm obsessive compulsive.

Im going to be drafted in a few years time.

I live in France
>Best damn excuse in the world

I'm not a degenerate

They didn't accept me because my back is too curvy and whatnot

>>688476097
I'm enlisting in the Army National Guard on the 14th.

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>>688477995

>>688477051
Active duty here, everyone I work with thinks he's fucking clown shoes

>>688476097
i can think for myself

>>688476097
i'm a richfag and smokes weed, how does that work? idk

>>688476097
Don't want to die a Faggot...oh

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10/hr, slave, poor man fighting the rich mans war.

or

37/hr and actually be able to live my life where I want to, the way I want to.
Heres a turbo.

>>688476097
I'm a manlet, I'd be bullied to no end

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I couldn't take orders and not know the over all objective. and i damn sure wouldn't be willing to die for America either.

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>>688476459
This

>>688476097
I'm Italian

It's nice to be out, I got tired of dealing with marines as a doc

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I was smart enough to get scholarships for college

>>688476097
living in turkey

>graduate high school
>can't afford college
>get only a few thousand from grants and shit
>don't wanna take out loans
>try to join Navy
>get rejected
>try to join air force
>get rejected
>try to join army
>get rejected

Well at least I tried, but apparently I'm not mentally stable enough to even do grunt work.

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I would like to but tell me how if am not american?

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>>688476097

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>>688479536

>>688477995
France has some of the best troops in the world

I have the easiest/fun job in the world and make >$30 an hour. I dont want the pay cut

>>688476097
I wouldn't be a good fit. I killed a mouse recently and i cried for a few hours.

>>688479702
Doing what?

>>688479710
Join the swedish army, they take fags and mujahedin.

>>688477065
Australia.

a life to waste.jpg

>>688479793
I deal cards at a casino. Easy money

>>688476097
we have nothing to defend. if russia wants our coast, they take it within a day.

>>688476097
I'm not taking a bullet for Jews

Get fucked

>>688476097

suppressors and army fags how typical.. Dumb fucks.

>>688476926
What country?

>>688479949
That actually does sound pretty chill I'll look into it, I don't know much about cards, gambling etc.

>>688476097
I don't want to be a little puppet for the government and die for people who don't give a shit about me

>>688480240
yeah, doesnt he realise that using a suppressor decreases range by 2

what an idiot

>>688476097
I'm not going to join the army because here only 1000 soldiers actually fight, the others just run through the forest.

I tried but i was turned away for medical reasons

>>688477065
>>688479809
And the UK.
Commonwealth afterall

>>688480265
do you enjoy counting things?! it's pretty stressful. ching chongs are rude as shit and chain smoke. you're going to second hand smoke 3-4 packs of cigarettes each shift.

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>>688476097
Tried, denied due to mental instability.
Being bipolar, they're afraid I'm going to go Full Metal Jacket.

>>688476097
I failed the medical exam. Bad knee.

>>688480554
You get used to it though. And people without thick skin don't last anyway

>>688476097
>Austria
>Great Army

...

>>688477065
It's a lie we have a license from Colt we produce the C8's basically A4 m4/m16 with some small changes. The license covers pistols. We gave all our old weapons to the afgan army who promptly traded them once America got enough new shit produced.

>>688480573
Mmmmmm mercyyyyy

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>>688476097
I did join. I'm getting kicked out because I called a female Corporal a cunt. Fuck this new Army bullshit.

>>688480240
YEAH, WHAT AN IDIOT!!!1! ITS NOT LIKW THE GUBSHOT WILL BE HEARD FOR MILES DUE TO IT ECHOING AROUUND THE VALLEY!

>>688478624

How much progress has that given you?

>>688480688
You've got to be shitting me.
They can't handle being called a fucking name? They should just punish your ass, make you apologize, and move the fuck on. Pansies.

>>688480688
insubordination?

>>688480808
Every branch is like this, it's all shit.

>>688480808

But anon, that would be "hazing".

>>688480699
That's the point.. It don't matter. Full load rounds in a suppressor? Or you suggesting he's using a DMR with sub sonic rounds.. STFU you've not served a single fucking second.

>>688480889
sexual harassment, obviously. zero fucking tolerance!

>>688476599
This, comrade.

>>688480939
>>688480940
Well fuck that shit, then.
And what's this crap I've heard about them handing out stress cards?

>>688476097
i have a heart condition. it would be my dream

>>688477995
>I live in France

>French Foreign Legion

>one of the most hardcore Military units on the planet
Your entire training basically takes place in the middle of a desert in the north of Africa and you're expected to either pass or end up in hospital.

Real man's use fist's.
U are pussys with guns that cry for air support 5 minutes after engaging in combat

>>688481030
>tiny heart syndrome.

i've read your posts before you fucking cry baby. go to sleep!

>>688480951
fucking cunts.

>>688476097
>Australia
>gr8 army

>"are you wearing clean underpants this morning private?"
>"sir yes sir!"
>"did you wipe the way I showed you private?"
>"sir yes sir!"
>"so you don't mind if I inspect?"
>"sir no sir!"
>"okay, pull down your pants and bend over"

Also, fuck doing literally THE hardest job for very little pay and risking my life at the same time. Also, guns are for pussies who are too afraid to face their enemy when he gets back up again.

I'm not dying for some jew

WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU PUSSIES HAVE FOR NOT JOINING YOUR COUNTRY'S GREAT ARMY !?

i dont live in china

>>688476097
whats urs nigger?

>>688481100
lifers don't rock the boat. if there's new regs to follow they will throw you under the bus if you jeopardize their career.

>>688481197

Jews fucking hate us. I'm suprised nobody cares.

>>688476097
I tried to join the US army but they wouldn't let me in because of my autism :(

>>688481025
Kids can cry in boot camp, and get to step out and "calm down" fatties can yell "training time out" and everyone has to stop on a count of them

They couldn't handle my dubs

>>688481025

I've only heard about this a couple weeks ago. Apparently recruits during basic have these cards and present them or something whenever a DS is being "too hard". Drill sergeants aren't even aloud to yell anymore. I'm not implying barbaric gibberish/nonsense is ok, but simple authoritative explanations on why you are fucking up should be expected in this field.

>>688481264
jews on the bus get gassed gassed gassed.

>>688481149
Never understood that mentality. I've been told it's all about honor, but what value does honor have when you're one of thousands of grunts fighting thousands of foreign grunts trying to kill you?
And if it's a one on one fight we're talking about, what's it matter how I beat your ass? If I go full nigger and just blow your brains out, your opinion on my honor doesn't mean shit. And even if you do try to guilt trip me into fist fighting you, the second you start to lose your honor goes out the window and you pull some fourth grade nut shot because all that matters to you is winning.

>>688480804
i'm not dead, oh ye and i own my own company

>>688476097

Thinking about signing up after the summer. Don't know what to do with my life and have nothing here. I see it as an opportunity to travel the world, make friends and get fit. I don't really care what I have to do for my faggot government

Cuz I'm already in the Marine Corps.

>>688481435
go to bed jessica. no one is interested in your stupid opinions.

>>688481353
>>688481376
You've got to be kidding. The whole point of boot camp is to break you down and then build you into a soldier.
If they aren't allowed to break you down, what's the point?

>>688481476
Cream Corn

>>688476459
So I guess you're going to spend the rest of your miserable life working like a slave for these people. You can't escape.

>>688481578
ooo rah devil doge!

It goes against me to kill. That is all.

Also swords are a fuckton cooler than guns.

>>688481043
>"Foreign Legion"
You can't join the legion if you're french I'd assume. It's a last resort get out of persecution free card for foreigners.

>>688481645
>you can't join the legion if you're French

All the officers are required to be French Nationals.

uwotm8

>>688476097
I did, I did 5 tours of Afghan and Iraq in total.
I'm not fit to be a positive and useful member of society any longer.
I see the face of every person I've killed every night when I close my eyes to go to sleep, later when dreaming I will relive it all again.
"Boo-hoo!" I hear 4chan cry, I don't give a fuck any more, If I had my time all over again I'd do it all over again without changing a god damned thing.

>>688476097
7 years in the infantry. cant wait for my PMC application to go through

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>>688481745
>fake and gay

no one feels guilty for killing dirtnigs.

>>688481435
What I'm saying is, I'd rather not carry a gun and fight some idiot's war if I can help it. Some people join so they can feel like a big man with their gun.

When foreign invaders come with guns, I'll pick one up and use it.

Also, nobody dies from a nut-shot.

>>688481544
Whoops wrong reply, anyways because of that we had a lot of edgy disrespectful shitlords coming into my A School. Every year it gets worse with the people that come out

>>688480950
U SHUD STFU!! I DINT SAY NEFIN ABOUT SUPER SANIC ROUNDS. ILL GO FUL LOAD IN UR ASS IN A MINITE. I DONT DO ARMY CAUSE I I NOT A FAGOT WHO THIBK IM A BIG TUFF MAN!

>>688476097
My country has shit army.

>>688481874
I think you're operating under the assumption that everyone is as autistic as you are.
See, most people aren't psychopaths and don't pretend to be.

But you go ahead and do that little columbine you've been planning when summer ends.

>>688481935
i'd rather be a big man with a gun than a trifling ass bitch who's afraid of being a big man with a gun.

>>688481745
I did two tours myself and never saw a shred of action. All I fucking did was sit around the FOB all day.

>>688481935
Fair enough. More power to you, then.

>>688482049
you're not half the junior detective you think you are, nancy.

>>688482084
Stop giving him power!

>>688481746
would you recommend the nat guard?

>>688481937
Question, could a grunt just tear up their stress card and take their shit like a man, or would that be a no-no?

>>688476097
The UK is cutting down its army so it's not recruiting as much now. Always reserves I guess.

>>688482158
no.

>>688482175
Take what like a man, exactly? What do you think is happening in basic training?

>>688476097
i am gender/feminist studies male student. I am also vegan. I like multiculture and I dont like wars. I am triggered by watching war pictures.

>>688482175

Not sure, but usually there's an atmosphere created among peers where you get shit for being a pussy.

>>688482251
if you joined you could get triggered while you get triggered.

>>688482244
The normal shit.
Hazing, PT, team building, etc.
My understanding is that the only difference is if you were a fuck-up, your CO could tell you so and beat it into you physically or verbally.

>>688482301
Now I am triggered by your post. Why you, male CIS always want me to get PTSD?

>>688482193
why? 30 y/o never enlisted w/ college degree.

Looking for a brotherhood (no homo), plus the free edu and benefits couldn't hurt. My work will also keep paying me while I train.

>>688482251
If you join, get triggered, cry PTSD, you can claim welfare for the rest of your life.

>>688476097
because i would have two options:
1. go to middle east as a nato soldier
>howaboutno.jpeg
2. spend the next 5 years erecting fences on the border and basically doing what border customs are for
>thanksbutnothanks.exe

>>688482368
there is no hazing. there is no beating. there is no screaming. that's all gone and hasn't been part of training for years.

>>688482379
See
>>688482441

>>688482472
Then what's the point?

But anon, I am in the army. And will get out in eight days.
Conscription sucks ass.

>>688476097
I have something better to do

>>688482426

I'm not trying to reel you in, but there's plenty of people your age doing the same thing, but for the love of your soul...go officer.

>>688482426
guard units have jew budgets unless you're going SF. so you'll get shit gear and poor training because they won't have the shekels to send you to schools or ranges etc. when you...if you deploy it will be with guys who have inadequate training and fucked up old broken gear. if you must, then join as a pilot or SF.

>>688476981
Total lie

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>>688479588
Who let's fags in the armed forces ?
Is that those Dutch ? Just a wild guess.

>>688482529
the point is learning how to follow directions. be at a certain place at a certain time in a certain outfit. discipline? it's a joke dude. you play the game for a couple months and then your unit sorts you out. you don't really learn anything until you deploy and experience combat.

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>>688476097
i live in a neutral country. feels good.

>>688479076
The real reason most of you don't serve

>>688482891
i'd rather be a hostess anyway.

>>688482891
Good goy, die pointlessly for Israel

>>688479591
No they don't

>>688482968
to the ovens!

>>688482584
Thanks.

>>688482649
I doubt I'm smart or strong enough.

It'd be the KY Nat Guard (Ft Knox) - usually MP or artillery.

>>688482744
Swedish....

>>688483017
>implying that actually happened

>>688483062
Of course it didn't happen faggot, the ovens are a 4chan meme.

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I live in South Korea, it is mandatory to go to the military here. 95 percent of our men are veterans, get over yourselves faggots.
Thank you for your service

>>688483032
jesus christ. if you want friends in the army don't join the mos everyone hates. you'll even hate yourself. artillery is for simpletons. you will be shit on at every turn. your training will suck as so will your field exercises. if you ever deploy you won't do anything. you'll never go outside the wires. does that sound exciting? no!

Got rejected for not hearing well enough at 15kHz and above (in one ear).

Motherfuckers wouldn't even have let me have a desk job.

>>688476097
I'm trans

>>688483249
fuck you gook. you're not veterans of any war or violence. you just put on the uniform and prance around in parades. bunch of gook faggots calling yourself veterans...ha. how embarrassing.

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>>688483336

>>688476097

So, without being asked or told, I fell out of a vagina within an area that ink and pencil lines said was different from other places.

As a direct consequence of where I was born, I have a set of beliefs, values, a language, and a perspective on the world, the universe and the way it should be.

This is all highly subjective, and the truth is, mostly unimportant. No one has the answers because there are none. This is a crazy, messed up coincidence that resulted in sentient consciousness... I just care about having a job and money, and spending time with my gf and dog...


And yet you want to know why I dont want to have a career wherein I will be trained to murder other people, because their set of beliefs and values (they only have because of where they were born) are different from mine...

Ferget it.

>mfw army atm
>7 days till finished at lieutenant
>does not change my civil life at all

>>688476097
Because army here is compulsory for anyone past 18. If you fail your GCSE, you go straight into army at 16. This, of course, means everyone who has no future and no plans for the future stays in the army after their 2 year conscription. I'll be serving alongside idiots for a country so small that we'll probably die before the enemy puts boots on the ground.

>>688483257
Not really looking for action or to be a cop.

Couple of weekends a month, make things go boom and play army and in return I get a few $grand, benefits and free edu? What am I missing?

>>688476097
Because I'm not a faggot.

>>688483398
Not the cool kind faggot, this is /b/.

>>688482158
>>688482426
I do recomend it. i did 4 active and 3 guard. they can repay your college loans and shit. get a job that translates into civilian is my only advice

>>688483402
smart answer

My country's army does mostly engineering / country improvement work. Little killing outside of special ops.

>>688483432
you're missing a lot. i tried man. go for it, you'll have a blast.

>>688483428
Is it fun killing innocent people? scumbag

>>688483402

wow, you sound braindead

Because I spent 6 years in the marines. I wanted to be the best not in the dui club.

>>688483428
how much more responsibility is the commission? Is the work worth the pay?

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>>688476097
Because I'm actually autistic

>>688476097
Because I don't have an IQ so low I have to dig for it.

>>688483428
Also i dont get it why these fag neckbeard nerds with their ponies dont go to army, here it is a duty

>>688483477
No loans, but looking to go back for a 'real job'. Thanks.

>>688483508
Thanks

>>688483032
haha i did 2 years in the KY nat guard, i was in the ravenna aromory. it's not bad dude. the once a month thing does step on more of your life than it sounds like tho

I don't have an excuse. I have reasons.

Also you didn't specify which country.

>>688476815
Same...

>>688476097
meh, don't feel like it

>>688483246
True

It was typhus and lies, and you goyim bought it hook line sinker rod reel and copy of Angling Times

We richer than Nazi's now ;^)

>>688483612
there is nothing free in the army, so prepare your anus. you will pay for every benefit you think you're entitled to.

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>>688476097
Because i fight them

>>688476097
i'm not a retarded faggot

>>688483730
no, but seriously?

>>688483249
having served is not the same as being a veteran. veteran means having been in a war.

>>688476097
My country has never once used its military for anything but personal gain for the rich, why the fuck would I want to die or spend years in some shit hole country just to line the pockets of some dumb fuck in Washington?

We have literally never once used our military to defend our own country, we're always sticking our noses in other peoples' bullshit or trying to steal something from someone. Tired of being world police while our economy tanks and our infrastructure crumbles.

>>688483613
damn, small world! I'm in Louisville (duh), I think the weekends would be at Bowman field or in Frankfort, so it'd be a 10-30 minute drive.

Recruiter said the weekends would be +/- 16 hours, I had envisioned a 48 hour thing.

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>>688483783
You're forgetting someone...

>>688480619
XD

>>688483870
>i'm 12 and what is this?

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Only if you're poor or from a poor family you join the army and hopefully you get shot.

>>688483882
He also told you his dick tastes like strawberries.

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>>688483312
No room for deafies in the hearing man's army, you audibly challenged faggot.

>>688484035
eeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>688483882
depends on how cool your unit is. 48- 60 hours was common for me being infantry. cant imagine finance or medical or the like have to sleep in the woods tho

>>688483962
I'm just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare me my life from this monstrosity

>>688484080
In the woods? But there's spiders out there.

My country have defunded the army for the last 20 years and focuses on funding muslim immigration instead

>Sweden

>>688484100
mama, just killed a man.
put a gun against his head.

>>688476097
>great army pfff
the only thing the american government has going for it is its tech.

hence "give me british officers, canadian troops, and american tech and i shall rule the world."

>>688483249
haha. stupid cunt!you serve to the rich. kill your leaders. bring real pace..no more military

>>688476097
Because i know what the Venus Project is you dumbfucks.