sleepover memories thread
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sleepover memories thread
pew pew pew
hello kobold
>>688470720
Sup snuff?
>>688470873
bored. posting cute
Boop
hello Harpo
Hope Cboys are aight
>>688471620
Nothing really.
Thinking of getting an S-video cable for my Nintendo systems.
>>688471492
For a second I thought you were Kiss.
Now I'm sad
Sup?
>>688470203
Watching tales from the crypt or telling scary stories. Sleeping on the floor. Getting raped
>>688471683
works for now
>>688471694
what for?
>>688471814
Maybe I could be your Kiss tonight~
>>688471927
SNES and N64.
Don't want to buy knock off cables but the official ones are expensive.
>>688472036
Whats wrong with 3rd party?
I think they're only like $8.
>>688472185
Most aren't real S-video but just composite being fed to the S-video connection.
>>688471927
I guess you'll have to do
>be me
>16
>me and my friend wer... WHAT THE FUCK ARE FURRIES DOING HERE I WAS GONNA GREENTEXT YOU FAGS NOW I GOTTA KILL MYSELF
>Tell nef i say hi
fluffy bara chubby
>>688472491
where is this from
>>688472392
>Be underage
>>688472645
Japan.
>>688472692
ill ask again which anime is that from
>>688471899
>soccer team had a team sleep over and one of the other boys (we weren't even really friends)
>found a secret place in the coaches house for me and him to hide in for a bit in a game of hide and seek
>was less than 12 by a month or two
>had a boner and it was close quarters and when I started grinding against him he didn't move just pushed back
>we didn't say anything and I just rubbed for less than 30 seconds before I jizzed in my underwear
>he immediately ran off and didn't say anything
>stayed there frozen for 10 minutes before I gently ducked out of my undies and creeped off to a bathroom and flushed them down the toilet
>>688472777
Figure it out.
UNIX
>>688472777
it took me 30 seconds on google
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
holy shit anon why are you so fucking lazy
this is why your parents are disappointed in you and despair at you ever settling down with a nice girl
>>688473162
>spoon feeding
>>688473015
I'm glad you like my taste in art.
>>688473355
Just doing my kind deed for the day
>>688473409
Hell yea I do.
>>688473469
You're just enabling his laziness
nothing good about it
>>688473608
My apologies for pokeymans though, I only have real kemo and furry art on my hard drive: this is my solid state drive.
>>688473609
It's part of my master plan
If I enable everyones laziness
They'll never get anywhere in life
By being slightly less lazy than them I naturally have a massive advantage
and can become rich and powerful with little effort.
I am enabling my own laziness in the long run
>>688473802
You think like a communist.
>>688473737
Pokeymans ain't bad
>>688473964
No, I think like a capitalist lurking among communists, waiting for the perfect moment to strike
>>688473970
They aren't bad, but I myself consider r34 to be inferior to original content.
>>688474133
Does it lack originality? Maybe, but the quality of it can often surpass OC furry.
>>688474436
One day I will rule you all
>>688474518
I hope I can secure a favorable position in this new world.
>>688474622
You can be junior vice president.
>>688474818
Rad
I hope I can keep my Moderator status.
>be me
>be 5 or 6
>have friend for sleepover
>in my room late at night, ready to get to sleep
>we've been playing super probotector
>died to the big skeleton boss with claws
>friend makes a comment about the curtains in my room
>"that pattern on the curtains looks like the skeleton claws"
>friend falls asleep
>I stare at the claws all night, can't sleep
>next day get my mom to take those curtains down
>>688474471
Sometimes.
Gonna sleep.
>"Night~"
>>688474894
You'll have more responsibilities.
Sneks and other cold-blooded animals.
>>688475219
no Braixen
>>688475219
Night anon
>>688475099
Sometimes, not often. I misspoke. There's a lot of both (r34 and OC furs) so it'd be hard to determine which has more quality
>>688472582
what a stud
Don't know why this turned into a furry thread but okay
>>688475690
All sneks fault
I just want to live alone with an English speaking Sylveon, why can't that come true
I have the thing you love
but the need in me is way too much
if I open wide
one of us may get lost inside
me or you, one of us is going to
need
to
die
>>688472036
Do you have an FA?
Luxray too
Yes yes I get it
>having an FA
It's a pretty spicy meme but I still wanna know
Ayy, we're back.
>>688475690
>Aprilia RSV4
I like you.
>>688476074
You broke our 4chan
>>688476142
>Ayy, we're back.
We left?
>>688476168
4chan did.
>>688476194
What timing, I didn't even notice the time between posts
>>688476240
It was about 25 minutes.
>be me, about 12-13
>sleepover at mom's friends house, has sister about 3 years younger
>She always wants to sleep in same bed with us, says she's scared
>tries to play with my penis
>don't let her
She'd always try to see me naked after using their pool.
Felt wrong that she was younger than me though.
>>688476408
>Be directed to sleepover memories thread with suggestively furry image.
>Start posting g/fur
>This is life now
FUCKING CHRIST MATE
Will somebody PLEASE cure me of this autism, I do not want any more affinity for the best innick, of the f variety.
He's a punk ass cholo motherfucker, he is not supposed to be so damn cute.
But he is.
>>688476554
it was always gfur
>>688476481
Lucky
>>688476588
You right
>>688476622
i don't even know brotato
>>688470203
Kill yourself Faggot
>>688476707
Maybe you should see a doctor
>be youngin
>sleep over with sociopath bro (didn't realize at the time, but was always cool to me so fuck it)
>he asks me if I have any crushes
>discussion quickly devolves into fantasies involving hot/popular girls
>he starts talking about chaining them up in a shed and raping them and shit
>boneractivated.exe
>can't resist fapping while he describes fantasies
>it's dark and I'm going slowly so he can't hear
>excruciatingly slowly
>feels good for reasons I won't understand until later (denial/edging fetish)
>cum buckets
>feel guilty as fuck because religious family had brainwashed me
At the time I was convinced he had no idea, but now I'm sure he did.
Horny little bastard was probably jerking it too.
And thus began my slow descent into bisexuality and general deviance.
Hurray for sleepovers!
>>688476899
I agree.
>>688476142
aay thanks fam
>>688476162
Good.
>>688476582
Post your butt for cure.
1/10
10/10
I'll actually do a sleepover thing
>be 17
>start being a furry
>invite friend over
>we goof off playing vidya
>next day he asks if he can use PC
>nonchalantly say yes
>go use restroom
>comeback
>see laptop closed and he looks at me strangely
>"how long have you been a furry,anon?"
>never speak again
It was a bunch of Glaceon r34
>>688478191
I'm very sorry
was he angry?
>>688478172
seeing these small, compressed images hurts. it's a great set, but here they are in better quality if you're interested
e621 net/pool/show/4225
>>688478191
Should've raped him.
>>688475309
did they just mix Sylveon with trash
Angery
>>688478191
>Find glaceon r34 on friends computer
>WTF my friend likes this shit too?
>Better play it off like I'm not cause he'll think I'm just as weird as he is, even though I am.
>>688478440
Yeah my source wasn't great. Appreciate the link.
Hi, Snuggles. Hi, Eddy. Snuggles, are you ready to have the burden of being caretaker to a stack of drawings?
Snuggles, Kaybe wants to know if you are.
Eddy, Kaybe wants to let you know that message was for Snuggles and not you.
>>688478191
>many years ago
>writing email about something important with dad next to me, helping
>attach image
>last download spot was smut collection
>me "o shit"
>him "lol I don't care if it's cartoony shit"
>laughs it off
>embarrassed as fuck
>few days later, playing borderlands
>him "what are ya doin, downloading more porn? *laughs jokingly*
>still embarrassed
and that's the story of how I inadvertently revealed my power level to my dad
>>688479159
Sounds like a cool dood.
One of my all time favorites.
IMG cap. Will continue if someone else bakes a bread
Goodnight, sluts.
>>688480273
Ninight
