Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun, long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Hey everyone.
Tohsaka claimed
Shizuru get
>If trips, Sachi get
still here
and
>>688466938
thats alright.
Miho claimed
Post feet.
Just one more hour and im done with this crap.
>>688467867
Rolling for Sachi myself
>>688467933
1 more hour is 5am
>>688468065
Go to sleep then.
gee, i sure do love capping off!
>>688468157
>autism
>repetitive behavior
>>688468265
>>688468184
Im to awake for that.
>he thinks I care that he's posting
>>688467203
With enough disposable income people with buy anything. Fucking labels and what not.
>>688467437
I think I used all of those though sadly.
>>688467484
Haha, I know right?
>Best idol claimed
>>688468644
Your sleep schedule is fucked.
>>688468896
I know.
Shiro, even though I'm not into loli
>>688468888
Besides the parking space, they NEED TO worry about the pollution
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>night my sweet Cinnabun! Kisses~<3
>>688469343
Night Shinoa
>Tohsaka
>>688467933
just drink the bleach and it will all be over
>>688469064
hmm?
sounds like you are into loli
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>>688467933
(Attempting) thieving scoundrel.
>>688469502
What's with the disapproving look?
Is loli bad?
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688468941
Getting closer and closer
>>688469502
>>688469839
Reroll
God I love Doom.
So much fucking fun.
>smug claim
>>688469343
Sleep well shinoa
This song describes me
I know it sound good to you! 'Cause it sound excellent to me! I'm the shit, yeahhhhh! Yeah, I'm the shit!
I do it 'cause I'm convinced I do it 'cause I'm the shit I'm never on the fence! Ah! I'm never on the fence!
Yeahhhh! I'm the shit! Yeaaaah! I'm the shit! Yeah! I could even take keys on y'all! I can even make it a hunnid degrees on y'all, I'm the shit! Yeah, yeahhhh! I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhh, I'm the shit!
Mumble 'cause I'm the shit Yeah, I can mumble 'cause I'm the shit, I can mumble I don't have to say shit 'cause I'm the shit I don't have to say a goddamn thing 'cause I'm the motherfucking shit And you know it! I'm the shit!
Say it wit' me! I'm the shiiiit...
Sometimes I feel like the shit Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like I'm shit Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin', then sometimes wanna sit I didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeaaaaaah, I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! Yeaaaaaaaaah! I'm the shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh, yeah! I'm the shit!
I know it sound good to youuuuu 'Cause it sound good to meeeeee I'm the shit! Yeah, yeah, I'm the shit!
You need to walk away from the mic 'Cause I'm the shit! I did it tonight I'm the shit! Yeah, I do it riiiight I'm the shit! I don't even have to sing in key Ohhh! It's ALL ABOUT ME! I'm the shit!
>>688469839
no but saying you don't like it when you have a loli waifu is
>>688469950
reroll
>>688469950
Why the hell are you even rolling? Just to tease me?
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688470120
https://youtu.be/kjIVkl34Vig
>>688470387
>>688470397
Reroll for sachi
>>688469950
What?
>>688470588
>That Syndra pose
I like that
Worst thread ever.
>>688470351
Cont'd
ABOUT ME! I'm the shit!
Run back to the mud! I'm the shit! I could do this shit all night! I'm the shit! I could do it in the day, I'm the shit! I could do it any way, I'm the shit! Yeahhhhh, I'm the shit!
That's it Yeah, I can say it Now I can say it, don't you see it?
I don't even sweat!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm the shit! I'M THE SHIT! I SAID I'M THE SHIT!
It might sound good to you It sound excellent to me
Fuck! I'm the shit! I'm the shit!
I take a piss 'cause I'm the shit! I can fart on it, I'm the shit! I can squat on it, I'm the shit! I get dome on it, I'm the shit! I make her climb on it, I'm the shit! This song will be I'm the shit! The sun love me, I'm the shit! The moon is jealous of me! The sun is jealous of me! The rain is jealous of me! EVERYTHING IS JEALOUS OF ME! I'M THE SHIT!
I'M THE SHIT! I'M THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH
You can't have a piece of my pie! I'm the shit! I'm that guy! I'm the shit! I don't know why! But I'm the shit!
Yeah, I'm the shit Don't even have to scream I don't even have to dream I'm the shit, I make you cream 'Cause I'm the shit Yeahhh, I'm the shit
When I stand up, everybody sit, I'm the shit Asshole
>>688470588
RIP AND TEAR.
>>688470791
>>688470351
>my sides
> >4 minutes of Andre 3000 screaming about he's the shit
>>688470649
To the end.
>>688470866
CLICK CLICK BOOM BOOM
>>688470750
>>688471037
Fuck off with this trash already. Not everyone deserves a response.
>>688470750
Can I just say that the few days that you weren't here, were very nice days.
>>688471635
Now THIS is a good claim.
Good morning everyone
>>688471758
Hey Chara
>>688471758
hi chara
>>688471718
Dont blame one person for an entire community being shit.
>>688471758
Hello charabitch
>Mi Liu who's the fucking shit
>>688470750
Hey Spike baby. Back for some no pants time?
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688471866
Can I when all that person ever does is complain and whine?
>>688471851
Morning Aizawa!
Since I'm currentinly listening to a soundtrack of the game... did you ever play Persona 3?
>>688471852
Heya Tomoko! How are you?
>>688471921
>charabitch
W-what?!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>688472302
im ok. yourself?
everyone's waifu in this theard must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
>>688472223
I suppose you can think whatever you want. There are many shit posters, whiners and trolls. How can you pin it on one person?
>>688472407
Same here. When I wake up a bit more I'll send some applications out.
>>688471866
Spike you're a nigger, go away.
>>688472302
I have never played a single Persona game, although my bf really likes them.
>>688472618
I don't. But I don't like you in particular.
>>688472905
Aww, that's too bad. I can recommend it though! The games have a nice story and lore.
>>688472812
oh fun. place i may work wants to take blood for a drug test
>>688472223
Hey, that's Akiko's job.
>>688473281
Actually I've never played persona either I've seen people play it, the anime and parodies but I never actually sat down and played it
>>688473418
At work claim
>>688472302
Aww i luv u too my snoogums <3
>>688472618
Mah niggest
>>688472905
>bf
Is this goy a faget or wot
Rolling for trips why not
>>688473621
I tought we already knew waifu is a community filled with boys that likes the dick.
>>688473315
Blood for the Blood Lord (Boss) it is! Are you afraid of needles?
>>688473523
It's the opposite for me. I've never seen people play it and I never watched the anime. I only ever played the game.
But I never played Persona 4...
>>688473621
Yes, me too, now gtfo of my face, you're too close!
>is this goy a faget or wot
obviously, I mean, there are no girls on the internet!
>>688473898
>Chen in berserk
What's she gonna do, honk Guts' problems away
>>688474038
>being so frustrated to write with exclamation marks
>>688472935
>>688473177
There's no reason you should. I'm a very easy person to dislike.
>>688473621
Keep trollin
>>688474097
I'm going to drink all the alcohol from the table
>>688474038
yeah i hate them. its going to suck because i cant relax
>>688474429
You wouldn't. Won't even share with me?
>>688474387
>Using someone's else words because you're too much of a faggot to say it yourself
Akiko claimed
>exam graphic design today
>busses don't ride today
>Run to school
>feel alive
>arrive at school
>exam canceled
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>run back home
>feeling fit and alive
>Girl with B-grade zettai ryouiki cycles past me
>skirt waves in the wind
There are good days
>>688474437
I see. I can't really give you more advice than anyone else... just... look away I guess?
>>688474038
>gets closer
Is this far enough, charabitch?
>>688474520
Why would I share it?
Just if you have tabbaco, than we may share some
>>688474607
Is /waifu/ the new 4chan's blog or what?
>>688474607
Pics or it didn't happen, Akikobitch
>>688474734
It's evolving trash.
>>688474607
Way to live it up, I got a decent green text for the thread when I get home
>>688474607
They're exceedingly rare but they happen.
>>688474623
i do. still going to hurt and suck for like the next 2 days
>>688474852
Lol dude u ghey or wat
Claimed, morning all
>>688474607
Nice
>>688474607
So... what was the color of the panties?
>>688474639
Why did I leave my knife in the kitchen today out of all days? That's too close, back off!
>>688474834
Yo Mugen!
>>688474942
For 2 days? That sounds like people can't use a needle. 1 Day okay, but 2 days?!
>>688474734
>Be me
>Elementary School
>See kid being bullied by 2 Girls
>They say he's a psychopath
>Goodietwoshoes.exe
>Tell off the girls
>Feel good and become friends
>Turns out he's annoying as fuck
>Tard level annoying
>Be now
>Turn on news
>He got arrested as a serial killer
>The girls were right
>Mfw
Friendly reminder that everything under C is inferior and should never be seen in public
>>688474788
I was running and I'm not gonna take pictures of some random girl like a fucking creep
>>688474834
This better be worth it
>>688474852
As I said, there are good days
>>688474985
Aizawa is actually a faggot
>>688475026
Hello Mio
>Akiko
Alright, I thought about it.
Let's see if what you faggots say is true and stir up some more weeks long drama.
>>688475115
happened last time i got a regular flu shot. its probably my fault i cant relax
>>688475224
what now spike?
>>688474812
It is.
>>688475123
Whoa
>>688475224
What did he mean by this?
So, who are the waifu's shitposters at the moment?
>>688475115
White, or bright pink
>>688475123
>tfw that guy now claims here as Chara
>>688475224
So what's everyone's problem with Spike anyway? I think he's an okay guy.
At least he doesn't shit up the thread with RP and gay shit
>>688475224
Okie you sklounst
>>688475124
So it didn't happen
>>688475115
>presses nose against yours
Is this good enough?
Im done with my shit.
>>688472465
And your's was in a barn?
>>688475124
Hey Akiko!
>>688475432
He's an annoying holier-than-thou cunt who constantly bitches and moans about the threads, yet, surprise, never leaves them.
>>688475563
I thought that was Dio
>>688475115
Yoooo, how's applications going?
>>688475124
You will find out when I get home if it's worth or not
>>688475523
It was born in a library.
With Rory claimed I got to go with my backup plan
>>688475123
Ahahaha
>>688475432
wait what
>>688475372
oh, that could also make sense. Sorry then, no idea how to help you relax
>>688475498
I swear to god, if you don't make distance in the next five seconds, I will stab you the next time I have my knife!
>>688475686
I just woke up man, still sleepy
Gimme an hour or so
Rolling for trips
>>688472465
Thats a bit harsh mate
>>688475795
Well, sorry.
>totally not sorry though
>you understand
>>688475498
Shit. Ya got me kid
>>688475548
Hey
I'm down for some more games later if you guys are up for it
>>688475563
This can apply to a lot of people, I don't see what makes him stand out
>>688475650
Thanks for proving my point
>>688475686
I'll be gone in a few hours though, you better make it quick
>>688475835
shit-tier claim
>>688475844
yeah its alright. ill just get over it
>>688475835
>Claiming worst girl
>Not Mercy
>>688475925
Mhmm sure am, I don't have any plans for today so I can play whenever people are ready too
test
We back boys
It lives.
what the fuck happened? anyways, back to what i was saying:
why the fuck do i get on these threads later everyday? i need to fix my schedule.
hello everyone
What the fuck happened
>>688476235
Hello Squid girl
>>688476182
Someone's a touch annoyed with my presence
my oh my
Never mind the filthy erotic, 12 times a day cock jerking, cum swallowing, lewd posting faggots.
Spike's here!
>>688476308
hello. i tried to join a little while ago but it was broken so i just waited.
That was odd
>>688476346
thats ok spike
Mio killed it just by existing
Chinese red headed centipede claimed
>>688476693
heres a better image
>>688476811
That's a decent claim
top tier lovebites
>>688476853
Shittiest claim.
>>688470351
>>688470791
Nobody really cares, but you can just Do ya Thing,
>>688476693
>>688476811
>Chinese
>red
>>688476235
Hello squid girl
>>688476590
That's because I'm too awesome. It couldn't handle it
>>688475844
As MI LIU- THE SHIT's lips pressed against CHARA's lips he felt an immense pleasure wash over him as CHARA clawed MI LIU- THE SHIT's back. He let a moan of pleasure escape his lips. Chara pulled away from Mi Liu and said
>"you like that baby?"
Then Mi Liu responded with a pleasurable moan.
Chara unbuckled the belt to Mi Liu's jeans. Then she opened the fly and took them off. She put her soft hands on Mi Liu's MEMBURR. At first his MEMBURR was soft, but then it grew harder as Chara stroked it. Then she started sucking just Mi Liu's mushroom tip. More pleasurable groans came out of him as his MEMBURR got blew by Chara. She was the best at sucking.
Cont
>>688477129
>Mio
>Awesome
Nice try
>>688477095
This guy gets it
>>688477125
hello there. i think i heard somewhere that it was your birthday? or something like that, maybe it was someone else.
>>688477284
Forget birthdays.
Where's my fucking death day?
>>688477284
No its my birthday.
>>688477276
well it's better than just posting
>claimed
>>688477393
Then Happy Birthday to you!!
>>688477379
it'll happen. you just got to pull through everyday like you are doing now.
>>688477523
Thanks
>>688477216
Cont'd
Then finally, after about 35 secounds he blew his warm load into Chara's mouth. She swallowed his steamy jizz and then took off her pants.
Her juicy pussy was soaked. Mi Liu dug in like a savage. His pussy eating was fantastic but his method uncivilised. Pussy juice flew everywhere. Then Mi Liu was showered in motherload of Chara's vanilla flavoured pussy juice.
Mi Liu slid his five dollar foot long into Chara's dick holster...
Cont
Well G'night guys. Tohsaka out.
>>688477567
Is it actually your birthday or was that a couple hours ago?
>>688477660
goodnight!
>>688477634
>his five dollar footlong
my chassis
>>688477660
night
>>688477634
After a total of two minutes Mi Liu was about to cum. He didn't want a fucking little faggot and he used baby oil as lube so now he had to pull out.
He pulled his long dong silvers out of Chara's tight pussy and squirted out a packet or two of tartar sauce onto Chara's sweater. Chara moaned as Liu slid his bratwurst into her pooper.
Cont
>>688467649
tripfag thread kill yourselves
>>688478002
>not using tripcodes
Hi guys I'm ba-
>>688477216
>>688477634
>>688477887
S-see ya, I'm... writing some applications, byebye
>>688477887
Cont'd
Mi Liu's dick plunged Chara's asshole for a while. They used up all of the lube so he was going in dry...
Chara's POV
His dick was burning her asshole as he thrusted his pelvic region into hers to perform the sideways monster mash.
But Chara, she liked the burn. She had to do this more often.
Cont
>>688478128
Topkek
Sorry I'm REALLY bored
>>688478128
No wait! dont go!
>>688477695
No its today.
>>688477634
>>688477887
>slid his five dollar foot long into Chara's dick holster
>squirted out a packet or two of tartar sauce
>Liu slid his bratwurst into her pooper.
Cont
Fuck man
>>688478170
But then Chara felt something
She was about to shit
Mi Liu felt the shit and kept fucking
He came
And when he pulled out a shocking event occured.
You know how whales have blowholes. And also how lime geysers squirt water.
It was a blowhole geyser of built up shit flying over the place.
They all died.
The end
>>688478402
doing anything special today? going anywhere, eating something special, gifts or anything?
>>688478556
that ending was anti-climactic. i have no idea why i expected more
>>688478287
Don't worry, I had a good laugh
I just... wasn't prepared for this.. On a side note, you really want to get stabbed, right?
>>688478357
Yo squid girl
>>688478631
It's Mi Liu, what did you expect?
>>688478664
If you stab me can I stab you in the butt?
With my thick uncut salami
>>688478664
yo! youre not leaving!
>>688478723
I... I dont know. I said it beofre and ill say it again, i have no idea why i expected more
Megumin claimed
>>688478664
Ooh sounds kinky.
I don't mind,
>Mi Liu
>>688478871
hello there.
>ika
>>688478939
Hello my friend
>Koopa
>>688478631
No just going to be home today. Still trying to make my self sleep at night and not days.
>>688478805
I'll cut off your salami
>>688478859
nah, but I'm really writing some applications in the meantime
>>688478936
They all say that before they scream
Guess i have to
>>688477250
>>688479043
seems to be silent at this time of the night/day. hopefully it gets busy soon. i need to leave soon.
>>688479263
Nothing special at all!? its your birthday! you should celebrate it!
>>688479332
What time is it for you?
>>688479510
12am
>>688479367
Yo Switzerland Anna guy
>>688479332
>I'll cut off your salami
Ouch my ding-a-ling
>They all say that before they scream
I'll be moaning with pleasure bby
>>688479750
fuck man, youre 3 hours behind me. where do you live?
>>688479750
You're 6 hours behind me
Damn bby
>>688479831
I highly doubt that, but trust me, I'll have my share of fun
>>688480063
Poorope
In Austria
>>688480223
I like to take it slowly
>>688479510
That would imply im not broke.
>>688480291
You forget I have survived an anal cavity search
>>688480291
but thats past the international time zone thing. shouldnt you be ahead of me not behind?
>>688480345
you cant do anything at all? your room mate wont do anything for you? your family?
>ika
>>688480291
>poorope
>poo
>>688480291
So you like to take it just like my dick?
>>688480569
A fictional one!
>>688480583
no idea, I'm not good with that
>>688480659
stop it
>>688480701
n-no
I'll make a new thread
>Chara
>>688480291
Fuck
I live in FL
The tropical storm sucked
>>688479750
Hallo hallo oachkatzlschwoaf
>>688480899
I like your cheese
>>688480966
Hehe thank you, me too.
Have you ever tried swiss chocolate?
>>688480926
Cock rates