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2016-06-08 07:38:20 Post No. 688467648
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:38:20 Post No. 688467648 [Report]
Ok /b/ I'm in need of some help here.

When banging a chick, what do you say before you finish to let her know/ask her to jizz inside?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:15 Post No.688467770
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:15 Post No.688467770 [Report]
>>688467648
"i'm cumming." jesus is it really that hard?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:24 Post No.688467787
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:24 Post No.688467787 [Report]
>>688467648

Just ask where she wants you to finish you dumb fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:27 Post No.688467795
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:27 Post No.688467795 [Report]
The best thing you can do is say nothing.
That way the element of suprise is there. Chicks dig it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:28 Post No.688467798
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:39:28 Post No.688467798 [Report]
I'm gonna jizzle my nizzle
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:40:01 Post No.688467866
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:40:01 Post No.688467866 [Report]
>>688467648
hey I think I left my keys in the car, back in a minute
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:40:43 Post No.688467938
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:40:43 Post No.688467938 [Report]
tell her you're going to fill her tight pussy with hot fucking cum, she'll love it
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:40:46 Post No.688467946
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:40:46 Post No.688467946 [Report]
>>688467648
fo shizzle ma nizzle where u want dat fapperizzle
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:41:08 Post No.688467983
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:41:08 Post No.688467983 [Report]
>>688467648
I like
>this is a safe day for you right?

helps when she is hesitating on getting that abortion
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:41:43 Post No.688468044
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:41:43 Post No.688468044 [Report]
>>688467787
Yeah but then the mood kinda dies with it
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:41:58 Post No.688468068
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:41:58 Post No.688468068 [Report]
>>688467648
Just shout "Its's High Noon" and money shoot her. Works everytime
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:42:13 Post No.688468095
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:42:13 Post No.688468095 [Report]
>>688468044

Who cares, you're done. Thats all that matters.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:43:41 Post No.688468225
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:43:41 Post No.688468225 [Report]
>>688468095
I guess. Even with one night stands, I try to be a little more courteous than that lol
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:44:07 Post No.688468267
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:44:07 Post No.688468267 [Report]
I always say: Lay the foundation, pupper
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:45:00 Post No.688468358
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:45:00 Post No.688468358 [Report]
>>688468044
Only if you say it like an autistic fuck. It's possible to say this without being a total faggot and ruining the mood...
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:46:37 Post No.688468527
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:46:37 Post No.688468527 [Report]
>>688468267
Sleep tight, pupper

>>688468358
Can autistic people get laid even?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:46:57 Post No.688468563
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>>688468267
>always
>cites some prime autism
>Always says this when masturbating
>Never gets laid
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:47:19 Post No.688468606
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:47:19 Post No.688468606 [Report]
>>688467648
Don't say anything in particular just do what you want cum where you want be a fucking man.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:49:06 Post No.688468795
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>>688468527
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:50:14 Post No.688468921
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:50:14 Post No.688468921 [Report]
>>688468606
Inb4 paying child support
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:50:46 Post No.688468970
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:50:46 Post No.688468970 [Report]
>>688468795
Yeah fair enough anon
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:51:46 Post No.688469079
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>>688468921
The child support comes after, obviously
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:53:22 Post No.688469255
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:53:22 Post No.688469255 [Report]
>>688468921
>>688469079
Men don't pay child support they raise their children.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:53:26 Post No.688469263
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:53:26 Post No.688469263 [Report]
>>688468358
this
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:53:41 Post No.688469298
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:53:41 Post No.688469298 [Report]
>>688467648
you shout

"MY PINK TORPEDO IS GOING TO LAUNCH ITS MISSILES IN YOUR DOCK"

she'll know what you mean
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:55:32 Post No.688469527
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:55:32 Post No.688469527 [Report]
GO GO GADGET CUUUUUUM
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:58:27 Post No.688469827
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:58:27 Post No.688469827 [Report]
>>688467798
Made me lol!
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:59:51 Post No.688469971
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 07:59:51 Post No.688469971 [Report]
>>688467946
Fucking kek'd
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:00:10 Post No.688469998
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:00:10 Post No.688469998 [Report]
>>688467648
"open up your fucking mouth"

If she don't want to, then she ain't the girl for you.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:00:49 Post No.688470080
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:00:49 Post No.688470080 [Report]
>>688467648
dude wtf.. i never ben with a girl who diddent know..

she can actually feel that you spray her inside with a huge load... build up over several hours of fucking..
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:01:15 Post No.688470127
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:01:15 Post No.688470127 [Report]
I would just get close to her ear and yell Wubalubadubdub!
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:05:38 Post No.688470558
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:05:38 Post No.688470558 [Report]
Donkey punch the twat.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:06:14 Post No.688470608
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:06:14 Post No.688470608 [Report]
Portugal. I was thinking Spain. Great wine in Spain. People put too much emphasis on French wine. Spain and Chile is where it's at. Anyways, pic related.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:06:19 Post No.688470617
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:06:19 Post No.688470617 [Report]
>>688467648
normally you check this before you fuck!

ask if she is on the pill or if you need condoms, or ask if you need to pull out etc...
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:07:56 Post No.688470792
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:07:56 Post No.688470792 [Report]
>>688470608
Sorry. Wrong thread.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:08:22 Post No.688470816
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:08:22 Post No.688470816 [Report]
>>688467648
Pull out quick, jizz into your hands, then flick it quickly into her face while shouting Spiderman.

Chicks love that funny shit.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:08:45 Post No.688470845
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:08:45 Post No.688470845 [Report]
>>688470608
OP say this to her.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:09:07 Post No.688470885
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:09:07 Post No.688470885 [Report]
>>688469255

The girl I got pregnant? Total cunt.

But if she hadn't miscarried I would have raised the kid.

>Or rammed my head into a brick wall until I literally died.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:09:20 Post No.688470906
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:09:20 Post No.688470906 [Report]
>>688470792
You could say this.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:09:58 Post No.688470963
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>>688470617
>condoms
>Implying
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:11:05 Post No.688471055
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:11:05 Post No.688471055 [Report]
>>688470080

Several seconds you mean.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:11:22 Post No.688471085
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>>688470816
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:12:16 Post No.688471156
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:12:16 Post No.688471156 [Report]
>>688467648
https://youtu.be/Jm_6U-MWmXk?t=40s

seriously disappointing that this hasn't been posted yet.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:12:48 Post No.688471203
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:12:48 Post No.688471203 [Report]
>>688470792

what thread? i like wine. been drinking spanish a lot too lately, good shit.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:13:12 Post No.688471257
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:13:12 Post No.688471257 [Report]
>>688471156
Because we don't all have your autism.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:13:13 Post No.688471260
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:13:13 Post No.688471260 [Report]
Just scream like you're fucking loud nigra
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:13:16 Post No.688471269
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:13:16 Post No.688471269 [Report]
>>688471156
I'm a firin' my...oh, too late.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:14:27 Post No.688471369
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:14:27 Post No.688471369 [Report]
>>688471257
classic 4chan isn't autism.. get your shit straight b/rother
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:15:04 Post No.688471436
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:15:04 Post No.688471436 [Report]
>>688471203
Cool. You should start a wine thread. The thread this is in is about to 404 I think, but it's hanged women.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:18:00 Post No.688471714
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:18:00 Post No.688471714 [Report]
>>688467648
would you like to have a child with me?
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:20:01 Post No.688471870
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:20:01 Post No.688471870 [Report]
>>688471085
>>688470816
/thread
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:21:11 Post No.688471974
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:21:11 Post No.688471974 [Report]
>>688467648
I start counting down from 10, Ron Jeremy style.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:21:49 Post No.688472044
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:21:49 Post No.688472044 [Report]
>>688467648
Geronimo
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:22:37 Post No.688472124
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:22:37 Post No.688472124 [Report]
Ooops.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:22:41 Post No.688472129
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:22:41 Post No.688472129 [Report]
>>688468068
Every god damn thread.
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:24:02 Post No.688472259
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:24:02 Post No.688472259 [Report]
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>>688468068
damn mcrees! he needs a fucking buff
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:25:10 Post No.688472364
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Anonymous 2016-06-08 08:25:10 Post No.688472364 [Report]
>>688472259
Triggered
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