Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun, long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>688450643
FISH
>>688450643
Penny!
>Is going to bed now
>Just wanted to claim before bed
Goodnight everyone!
>>688449998
not to much mostly vidya games and job searching i did see my psychologist today but thats it today ill job search tomorrow
>>688450239
thank goodness dont scare me like that how are you?
I'm gonna try to sleep now.
Goodnight.
>maybe
>Rattle rattle
Rolling for Sachi
>>688450148
>then Makoto left me aroused!
Oh poor you... maybe you should do something about that!
>Your the cutie, not me.
You're way cuter!
>>688450239
Feeling better?
>>688450361
Oh, kek.
I gotta stop spending money
>>688450754
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdnHKdb-Oss
Miho claimed
>>688450352
Your sweet milk makers are more then enough.
>>688450362
The rate of masturbation has only gotten worse over the past 3 - 4 years
Galko I need serious help dude this is not ok
>>688450890
fish
>>688450798
Night again lol
>>688450825
Night!
>>688450522
Maid?
>>688450531
What was lost can always be found again
>>688450646
I haven't given up on you
>>688450682
Yes you have lmao
>>688450786
file name
>kek
>>688450825
i wish you luck
>>688450964
fish
>Uraraka Ochako claimed
>>688450643
If I pull that [smug] off, will you die?
>>688450876
What are you buying?
Chinese read headed centipede is claimed.
still here
and
>>688450378
well the things you suggest i would have to force myself. I dont really want to do that
>>688450646
not what i was thinking but i can roll with it
>>688450802
nice. it looks like the place i applied wants me to do a blood test which i do not look forward to
>>688450825
I wish upon you luck in getting sleep Galks!
>>688450944
Just realize how fucking worthless you are when you masturbate so often, helped me.
QOTT: whats your favorite type of cake? Besides ass
Cookie cake
>>688450862
I should indeed. It's very bothersome.
>I may need some help cute stuff~
>>688451047
>>688451288
fish
>>688451185
fish?
>>688451022
You haven't?! I'm so hapI need you to throw me off a bridge right now. I need to exhaust myself through death-defying feats.
>>688451084
I bought lunch for my buddy today then 2 sailor moon rods they costed me 45 together, I wanna save money for AX but I keep spending it here, I have some saved up but I wanted at least 500 for AX
>>688451022
Beautiful words frenemy, how are you doing tonight??
>>688451288
Red Velvet
>>688451300
>I may need some help cute stuff~
Mmm, maybe you want a hand?
>Or two
>>688451288
Sachertorte!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachertorte
>>688450798
>>688450825
Night.
>>688450876
I gotta earn money.
>>688449847
Huh never knew that. They always left a bad after-taste to me to be honest.
>Kek, these next few days are going to be manly af. Probably get to part 2 by Friday.
>>688449957
>Getting out of bed
>Ever
Have fun mang.
>>688450040
Same here man. Kek, seeing it would be just enough for me.
>>688450239
Glad to hear that. Feeling any better Yuno?
>>688450531
PC right? That's even more confusing.
>>688451288
>Besides ass
>:^(
Ice Cream Cake.
Anri Sonohara!
>>688451488
>>688451488
wew
>That is very nice
>>688451288
Ice cream.
would fuck
>>688450825
>>688450862
>>688450876
>>688450913
>>688450944
>>688451047
>>688451208
>>688451554
trash
>>688450643
>>688450786
>>688450798
>>688450826
>>688450964
>>688451054
>>688451084
>>688451173
>>688451185
>>688451300
>>688451311
>>688451644
>>688451577
fish
>>688451272
But anon I'm such a horndog that doing that literally does nothing
Honestly during the I do it 2 times MAX but for whatever reason I need to wank before I sleep
>>688451799
>picks cucked girl
>think he can tier waifus
top shithead anhero bro
>>688451208
Just force it.
>In
>>688451288
I don't have a favorite. I just love cake.
>>688451488
If you can spare them I would love it~
>>688451856
>>688451272
>during the I
Meant during the day
>>688451799
If Yuki is your waifu then you have good taste dear anon.
>>688451687
I posted that pic 2 times only, glad you like it, kek.
>>688451667
Cute gif.
>>688451554
Yeah I use a controller so it isnt too hard but still with this lagy computer its hard as hell
tan version of your waifu GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigzN-4JR14
Musical shitpost!
>>688451799
Am i the only one happier to be in "Trash" than to be in the above category that this degenerate wants to stick his thing in?
>>688451453
>my Resident Evil reference was lost
Does body spray cost that much? I don't use AXE anymore, but I can't imagine it's that good. You should spend it all and live in poverty like me.
>>688451288
I don't eat cake. But...red velvet, if I had to choose.
>>688451084
It would be extremely painful
>>688451173
Noticed
>>688451185
Glub glub?
>>688451436
Stay up for a other 6 threads. That's pretty death-defying
>>688451453
Thank you and I'm doing fine. Watching some jojo and relaxing. How are you?
>>688451554
Learn something new everyday
>part 2, you'll have the same alarm sound as all jojo fans would. You'll understand soon when you reach part 2 by Friday as you said
>>688451488
Saved :^)
>>688451288
Moist cake
>>688450944
How many times a day?
>>688451947
shouldnt it come naturally and still longer dress
>>688451799
>>688451820
fish
>>688452122
>bubbles
>>688451488
Wew, what an extremely nice picture.
>>688451208
whats got you scared about the test?
>>688451799
thats just like your opinion man
>>688451799
>
>>688450378
Hello luv
>>688450457
A little, still got this cough
>>688450539
Better than earlier
Whats up?
>>688450802
Other than con illness, Ive been good
>>688451554
better than earlier
I pissed some guy off on overwatch. Idk how. I only play Mercy
I'm gonna try and go to sleep now, didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Goodnight everybody.
>>688450825
Goodnight.
>>688450913
I too like being surrounded by soft, see you tomorrow milk drinker.
>>688451288
Tiramisu if that counts.
>>688452223
Before I go though I've got something for you that I'll post next.
>>688452146
From like twice MAX in 6th grade to 4 on average now
>>688452347
>>688451288
Ice cream cake.
>>688451977
>>688451977
Once again, it's very nice.
>I will now actually try to sleep
>>688452223
fish
Damn it Ruri.
Please.
Where are you.
>>688452114
Wait what?? No no no not AXE AX, Anime Expo!
>>688452122
Ohhh JoJo I wanna read it but I already have alot of other stuff on my list first!
>>688452223
>>688452366
-Holstaur.
>>688451947
>If you can spare them I would love it~
Oh sure I can spare them for you, would be a pretty fun time.
>>688452144
Mugi? :^)
>>688452247
I have another butt picture but it's much lewder than this one, even if it's still not nood.
>>688452366
Sleep tight Holst.
>>688452402
>I hope you have a short life kid
Damn, the edge.
>>688452484
Goodnight Galko, hope you manage to!
>And thanks again
>>688452480
Extremely good taste.
>>688452585
I really really hope he shows up soon.
>>688452366
Good night you beautiful milk giver.
>>688452732
>>688452682
shouldn't it be in a small pool ?
>>688452692
fish
>night
>>688452342
thats good hopefully you are felling better
>cute gif nice donut
>>688452482
what
>>688452682
you could pour water on it to make it more authentic whilst hugging
>>688452270
the fact that they got to stick me. I hate needles. things should not be under the skin like that
>>688452482
>>688452211
>Shorter
Some things need a kick start
>>688452732
Of course...
>and returning the favor would be even more fun.
>Very lewd post
>>688452391
Ya thats too much
>>688452342
How are you shipmate
>>688452122
I want a bane mask too
>>688452090
>Controller
Oh then that'd be right up my alley. Haha, I'm sure it still runs it better than mine could.
>>688452111
>Simple and Clean
Ayy nice.
>>688452122
What other fruits do you enjoy? Oranges are A-1
>Alarm sound
>Implying I ever use a alarm.
Maybe this'll make me start.
>>688452342
Well that's good, what are you up to?
>>688452366
Night.
>>688452122
You're a [smug] guy
>>688452122
I barely stay for 5 posts, so I agree, haha. Also
>checked
>>688452663
Oh. Oooooh. That makes more sense...
W...when is this anime expo?
>>688453007
how fresh can a fish get?
>>688452804
I actually have a friend on steam that has that pic as ava.
Yuki a cute.
>>688452925
Very nice pic.
>Oh I would surely enjoy that... Fun indeed.
>>688453147
what is wrong??
>>688452111
you got the trips when you weren't rolling :^)
>>688452990
I dont knoooooow we should have a shitty computer battle!
>>688453061
Haha it is next month In Los Angeles its the first through the fourth, I am only going the second day but I am still excited!
>>688453276
internet is slow rn >.<
>>688451799
appreciate the support <3
>>688452879
oh i get yah never had that fear myself ive found my blood being taken to be fascinating watching the vile fill and what not im sure you will be ok just think of your waifu when they put it in
>>688453116
Interesting.
>>688450944
Beat off once til you nut. Beat off again till you nut againm shit hurts but it'll keep you from touching your ding ding dong
>>688452223
Glub glub blubber?
>blub4lub
>>688452342
I hope it's not strep throat
>>688452663
Gordon maki into it. He seems to take a liking to it
Oh damn how long is the list?
>>688452956
Gotta shoop :^)
>>688452990
Dragon fruits are my favorite
>hears a non spoiling meme
https://youtu.be/iCa6o_zzZXs
>>688453374
thanks fish
>>688453061
For you
>smug
>>688453445
>>688453455
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlc9GfUDwew
>>688453420
what is rn???
and sorry mine was disconnecting , must be a storm coming or something
>>688452732
I miss him seconds after he goes offline each night.
We once went almost a week without talking and it nearly killed me.
Ruri is seriously the best thing thats happened to me and if anything bad has happened to him I don't know what the fuck I would do.
I just hope he's busy with Uni and nothing has happened.
>>688453543
that is a fish but what are your thoughts on squids ?
>>688453395
Sounds fun. Ive always loved cons, but haven't been to a lot of them. Are you going with friends or in a trenchcoat?
>>688452925
thats not even clothing and i think it would be easier if i eased into it so i could stop if you know
>>688453436
im fine with the blood its just that metal being in me just doesnt sit right i get all tense and just ugg
>>688453440
...
I have a feeling.
>>688453564
>I just hope he's busy with Uni and nothing has happened.
Same man, same.
If I see him when you're not around I'll be sure to tell him.
>>688453330
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kill me.
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688453553
rn = right now
storms are scary, stay safe ;-;
Im waiting for bernie sanders to step down from running for president.
>>688453445
I suppose it isnt that far down but I need to go buy the first book then, I have to finish Sailor Moon, catch up on My Hero Acadamia, Akira, and Ranma 1/2 so I guess not that far so next time I go out I will look for it
>>688453661
>In a trench coat
kek, last year I was alone for like almost the whole day my friends didnt come until late in the day and I felt so weird, I made some con friends but they had there own things to do so that didnt last long, but I am going with friends from the start this year, taking more pics and buying more stuff this year than last!
>>688453445
I probably could uf i had just the mask already cut out
Being on mobile really limits you
>>688453832
they are fun to watch
Rumia claimed
>>688452841
Going to doc tomorrow anyways
>>688452956
Was shit earlier now I'm fine, you?
>>688452990
Destiny grinding, hoping I dont feel shit again
>>688453445
My throat has hurt when I coughed yesterday but not today
>>688453710
That was very...releaving.
>Thanks kyouko~
>>688453703
Then next time just give it a little taste.
>Code white.
>>688453625
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SDgq_t8zJ0
>>688454361
Glad to be of help!
>You're very welcome cutie.
>>688454310
Getting pissed off for no reason again
Wabt to get out of this game of cs:throw
Want bane mask on my waifu
You know the usual
>moka
>>688452841
My waifu is a life outside of weeb animes
>>688454525
who are the evil guys of the sea world ?
>>688453395
Ayy I'd be down. I'd have to buy it first though kek. Only have it on the PS4.
>>688453445
How are those? Never had one.
Topkek, that's the part I want to get to. Their theme is fucking hype.
>>688454310
Hope so too man. After a certain while what's even left to do in Destiny?
>>688454721
fish
There's an owl outside my window that won't shut the fuck up.
>there goes any hope I had of sleeping
>>688454858
so everyone is an enemy down there ?
Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.
>>688454977
Fucking owls.
They are pretty fucking annoying indeed, there's small forest near my house and every now and then they make so much fucking noise.
>>688454977
it is said that when an own sing near a home someone will die that night
sleep tight
>>688454165
I used to be really scared of them as a kid, especially when the lights went out ;-;
>>688453508
>is infiltrated by the smug
>>688454040
Every time I try to start a conversation with someone, they're socially inept. Like, met a girl in full Pikachu costume and noticed she had a cool figure. I asked about it and she stared at me for a good minute before hurriedly answering quietly. So I'd prefer to go with my weeb friends.
>>688453543
There goes the original song!
>>688453440
HEY THAT'S TOO FAR!
>>688454040
Damn dude
>I never read manga
>>688454147
I'm mostly on mobile though
>>688454310
Weird
>>688454782
The flesh is really soft and easy to chew on. Lots of small seeds but they don't get in the way since you can swallowing pretty easy
I'll be waiting for you~
>>688454977
Oh my God they're watching you
>>688454977
You got a BB or airsoft gun?
>>688453703
yeah i wish i could help but all i can offer is kind words you have to do the drug test yourself
>>688454310
hopefully the doc can help all i can offer is a get well soon
>>688454701
my god you have transcended
>>688455409
What are you shooping with?
>moka
>>688455383
so thunder and small bugs ?? that'd be nice to see
>>688455262
I live near some woods, but I rarely hear them. This fuck is like right outside my window.
>>688455380
Good.
>>688455409
?
>>688455413
I can't tell exactly where it is, just really close.
>>688454555
Your the cutie! Not me!
Checked.
>Now I'm tired.