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Who wouldn't fuck mystique? She's damn hot
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Who wouldn't fuck mystique? She's damn hot
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just about anyone with a rational mind wouldn't.
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>>688432813

traitor

>WHITE POWER!!!
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>>688433042
so then most males would.
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>>688433159
I mean she is white
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>>688432813

I wonder if she has Ridges in her Vagina.
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>>688432813
My dick says yes.

My brain says yes too.
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>>688433042

You Sir, are an idiot.
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>>688433297
Her vagina can probably take whatever form she wants.
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Xmen does teach you to be more open minded and accepting am I right?
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>riding hard
>getting close
>morphs into Trump
>buckets
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>>688432813
Sorry: I have a healthy kek to conzider. Looks a bit rabid.
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>>688433498
Exactly.
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>>688433297
it'd probably be like sticking your dick in pic related
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>>688434023

>mfw
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"She can turn into anything! EVEN AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY!"
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>>688434023
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What of she turns into you when your fucking?
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>>688434386
masterbation
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http://www.letsjerk.com/xxx-men-shagging-shapeshifter-xxx-parody
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>>688432813
Are we talking Mystique in her blue form or in terms of shapeshifting posibilities?
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>>688434687
Blue form
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>>688433295
Shes BLUE
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>>688434955
DA BA DEE DA BA DAI
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>>688434535

>yfw you realize you can never fuck yourself, only masterbate
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>>688435109
I think that's her mating call
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>>688435109

kek
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>>688434687
I'd love to fuck her in her blue form. That shit's kinky.

But her shapeshifting power could make for some awesome sexy roleplay if you hook up with her longterm.
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Oops
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>>688435254
She must have a hard time getting the point across to guys, then.
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I'm blue
Abo dee abo die
Abo dee abo die
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You'd come home and your wife would think you suck papa surf's ass
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>>688436448
is that a bad thing though?
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>>688432813
Do you mean mystique or j. lawrence? if the latter, hell no.
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Love that cum fake
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>>688437395
Mystique. I find the OG one hotter than the J law one
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>>688437395
Yeah, Jennifer wasn't such a good choice for a new Mystique. Pity.
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I know who I'm fappING to tonight
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>>688438525
Ya she is too nice of a person to play a fucking sexy bad ass
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>>688432813
So, imagine that Mystique is your gf.

Assume she's totally into you. This is the same fantasy I always thought about with "I Dream of Jeanie" and "Bewitched".

Essentially, the bitch could become ANY woman you wanted - every night of the week.

Gentlemen, this would Rock.
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>>688432813
i was fapping to her before she was a pop culture movie icon
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>>688439044
And the blue form is just kinky as shit! You could fuck multiple forms in the same night. Just don't get in an argument with her cus then she'd just turn into your mom...unless you're into that shit...
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>>688439044
>I Dream of Jeanie
>Bewitched
Danm thats some vintage pussy right there
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>>688439044
She'd pretty much be the ideal girlfriend.

She's already exotic as fuck by being blue and having golden eyes.
Not to mention that she's flexible as hell.

But on top of that there's close to literally endless possibilities for playing around by having her change form.

Yes, it would rock.
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>>688439483
Vintage pussy is good pussy. Who was that hot Batman and Robin catwoman, again?
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>>688440107
Exactly perfectly put
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>>688439483
I actually lived in the Penthouse of the apartment building that Elizabeth Montgomery lived in just before she died.

She was super nice. I rode the elevator with her several times. Never told her how I used to get boners thinking about her when I was a kid.

Life is strange, mah friends.
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>>688440107
You'd have to be careful, since (as a chick) she might get pissed if you kept asking her to be Chloe Moretz over and over, or Flo from the Progressive commercials (you sick bastard)...
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>>688440305

Eartha Kitt and Julie Newmar
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>>688440305
Julie Newmar.
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>>688440698
Julie Newmar for sure.
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>>688440305
>>688440698
>>688440924
Diamonds hard. She's what? 83 now?
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>>688440646
Heh.
Fair point, I guess.

Then again, it's not like you'd run out of options anytime soon when she can transform into freakin' anybody.

She could even have fun trasforming into a mortal enemy and let you pretend to have your way with them with a bit of rape play.
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>>688441508
The tragedy of time.

What is hot will become not.

Remember that, when you're looking into your gf's eyes - she is so young... so hot... so wet...

But one day, she'll be a dried out prune, farting in her sleep.
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>>688432813

Could you imagine the friction from Quicksilver?
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>>688441843
I'd make her watch old movies and turn into Sophia Loren at 20 and Ava Gardner at 18...

And then Pepper Pot, just so I could slap the shit outta her.
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>>688441856
pretty dope
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>>688441856
fake
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>>688441855
Shit happens, nigga.
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what if she turns herself into pic related
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>>688445365
Is that an overweight short hared thunderf00t?
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>>688433476
Oh shit she can make her pussy hugh your dick hhnngg
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>>688443304
The scene he posted?
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>>688445552
no
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>>688445365
Then your relationship may be in trouble.
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>>688441856
This scene had the whole theater laughing rather loudly. It was awesome.
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You're bending it...
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>>688441856
Quicksilver has to be the best thing about the young xmen movies. So overpowered. Shame he won't come out again since there won't be anymore prequals, Evan Peters did him justice
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>>688441856
Yeah him and the flash should both just burst into flames from air friction uh resistance or whatever.
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Buckets
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>>688447216
Speedforce, duh!
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