I do. Taste like leather.

Fuck no.

>>688424304
Ass eating is my prude wife's one true kink. She always cleans really good though. She's a nurse and seen some eColi.

>>688424304
then tell her to shower and scrub it first

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>>688424634
This.
>eat that ass til you burp

>>688424304
By girlfriend OP meant Dad

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>>688424839
That bitch got Tardigrades for feet

>>688425948
Fuckin kek

doit man, dont really have a taste.

>>688426000

>>688424304
Yes, love it

>>688427333

>>688424304
use a piece of saran wrap if you are worried.

>>688424304
always.

>>688427263
delicious.

>>688424304
yes :3 my gf loves it

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>>688424304
Go buy a dental damn, no need to risk e.coli, you can die from that shit... Not to mention C.diff and other anal bacteria

>>688427967

You must be a medfag.

If you don't want to do it, then tell her straight up. I don't eat ass

Whash that bitch first scrub her asshole very well then you can
Eat that ass stupid cunt

Just eat her ass you cunt..

>>688424304
I never knew a girl who wanted that.

>>688424304

>niggerstonguemyanus.bmp

My dream is to find one of those girls obsessed with being "clean" and being really into ass play. I will marry that woman, worship that ass on the daily

>>688428580

Lol yeah wtf. One girlfriend ONCE looked at me, gave me a fiery grin, pointed at the ground in front of me and said get down on your knees, crawl across the floor and lick my ass (literally, word for word). Twas a gift that keeps on giving (diamonds).

>>688428257
Hard fucking germophobe, I love eating pussy, just not the shithole...had a friend get c.diff from eating ass, couple months of shitting red mucus jello diarrhea with no solid shit..I'll happily stick to the pussy

>>688424304
as long as she bathes first, its fucking amazing

>>688428997
are people really eating ass without washing it first? the fuck is wrong with people.

Enjoy your pinkeye.

>>688424304
EAT THE POOP

Listen anon, what you gotta do is be smart. No one wants to be told, hey make sure you clean your asshole before i put my tongue in there. Do some shit before. My suggestion is take a shower with her, clean her body (all of it dont focus on the chocolate starfish) but make sure you do that, and with the soap finger her ass and make sure you got that mr.clean as hell. Dont be awkward about that shit

Clean her pooper well and do some rim licking... while you also eat her pussy.

No need to stick more than the tip of your tongue past her brown starfish, past about 1/4" in, she can't tell the difference between your tongue, your finger, or one of your MLP action figures.

My kinky Russian ex loved ass play. The only thing that made it fun for me was shoving a vibrator in one of her holes, pushing her face down and fucking her so that I could feel the vibration against my dick. It also made me realize I'd never double-stuff a girl, because you can *FEEL* what's in one hole while you're in the other.

>>688424304

Eating ass is the woman's job.

yes I eat my gf's ass. I've done it when it's washed and not. it just stinks more when it's not washed. I also like to kiss and lick her feet.

IF SHE WANTS YOU TO EAT THE ASS TELL THAT. Now that I may have you attention, tell that hoe to buy a anal douche to clean out her colon so you don't get any poop be logical you pleb

>>688428997

Yes I was being sarcastic. I am also very skeptical of your description of how your friend developed a serious C. diff infection. I will also add that some studies have found C. diff in up to ten percent of female vaginal vaults.

Germaphobes never really understand infectious diseases.

>>688428909
that sounds fucking amazing. I must be dating prudes

>>688429324
Heat of the moment man, lots of unplanned sex with sitter near. And there are plenty of ass fiends that would eat an unwashed ass without a second thought, it's pure filth...

>>688428748
AMEN

>>688429965
shit, any tips on how to approach? Been with my gf for almost 2 years, every time i get near her feet or asshole she freaks out... starting to think I should dump her

any bitch that likes her ass fucked with is either a tweaker or drunk avoid at all cost

>>688430148

It was amazing in that moment, but what was happening there was classic insanity/kinkiness slider stuff. She had a perfect bubble butt and loved to get fucked in it... but she was a cheater, threatened to kill herself a couple of times, faked a pregnancy when I tried to break up with her after she cheated on me... etc.

Was it worth? Honestly, for me it was, but I am a fucking perv so yeh.

>>688424304
could you have picked a worse fucking picture, a fucking nigger?

>>688430390

Poppers, dude. Gets her asshole to relax.

Or when you're sucking her clit get a couple fingers in her and when she gets hot let your pinky tickle her asshole, when you can, slip it a little bit in. Wait till she comes close to orgasm so if she complains you tell her to shut up and let it happen or you'll blue ball her.

>>688430390
for ass I just kind of laid her down on her stomach, and took her pants off and started by rubbing her back. then when she was relaxed I went down and kissed each cheek. then started licking up and down her ass.

for feet I just asked her after she got back from work if she wanted me to rub her feet. obviously she said yes and I just slowly progressed from rubbing them to smelling them to licking/kissing them.

>>688430649
if she wants her ass eaten, she better do something about all those white trash symptoms. If she's got exposed insulation, who the fuck knows what else is wrong in her life.

>>688430767
>>688430751
Yeah I've tried all of this shit word for word, doesn't work. She's just really non-sexual. Go figure

>>688430649
Jesus, look at that shit hole. Roof is all fucked up and pink walls, like are you for real?

>>688430649
MORE

>>688430557
you're fucking the wrong women retard

Let's see a pic of your wife,.. If she's hot enough, I'll eat her ass for you.

>>688430926

Well played sir. Well played.

>>688430649
this looks like a sex slave setup
probably in some shithole abandoned Whothefuckknows-istani warehouse

>>688430912
yeah bring up that you NEED to do these things to be sexually satisfied. If she still denies access dump her bitch ass homie

>>688430649
dive my fuckin tongue deep in that asshole, regardless of the setting.

>>688430147
You have to have c.diff in your system to spread it, so obviously the girl had it and didn't tell him/didn't know(at that time).. I'm a cellular biology fag who had to study this shit, so if anything my education on infectious diseases and STIs made me way more fucking paranoid than I was. But yeah one night stands with random sluts in college very much increases your chances of getting a bunch of fun shit...

>>688430912
just move on bro. That shit's gonna nag at you forever and one day you'll just lose it. Not worth staying with a bitch that doesn't care about your needs

>>688430557
yeah, a real woman only does missionary and only for procreation.

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>>688431036
2/2

>>688431207

Also that dead thousand-yard stare. I sniffled... then I came.

>>688430912

Eh, dump her. She's no fun.

And I don't even like playing with ass for its own sake, I only get turned on by it when it's requested. If she's that boring you're doomed anyway, sex eventually gets a little routine and if she's that prudish she'll eventually want some strange dick in her mouth or twat and good chance at some point it'll even be black.

Mind you, the second you dump her she'll probably go drinking with one of her whore girlfriends and somehow end up getting double teamed and spit-roasted, and probably give up the ass immediately. It's just a law of the universe, can't win against it with prudes.

I do, but only after she showers, but mostly only because her butthole is totally hairless.

>>688431398

Or he could have gotten it from the environment. A door handle, who knows. That stuff stays alive for months, only bleach will kill it. This idea of a healthy young man developing a serious C. diff infection after getting a little in the mouth doesn't really sound right. Maybe if he was taking antimicrobials at the time. Also, this idea you have of licking some natural E. coli and it potentially killing you is... silliness.

It makes sense that you would become paranoid studying these things from a purely bio perspective. If you had actual training in medicine, you would see these things the way I do and not the way you do.

>>688432297
eh...I'd give it a try.

I like my girlfriend to fart in my mouth tbh

>>688432480

Please, be less honest.

>>688424304
I did it to my wife a couple times and gotta rush out of kissing her after.
but it is much better to have her rim you, then blow a load in her mouth and go have a smoke.

>>688431564
Everything you seed seems very accurate, I feel like that's exactly what will happen.


On a side note, guys pls post more butts so i can get off since my gf wont do it for me

Agree with overposter. you rim her. She rim you. blow load then a smoke

wy eat at mcdonalds when
theres an applebes next door

>>688432855

Don't feel bad about it she just doesn't want enough from her own body... yet...

Probably your last chance at making this work is to say to her that you don't want to finger her ass exactly, but tell her you want her to to explore herself, and have you help her with it because better than just sex or love is two people pushing their own boundaries and exposing themselves with each other, that kind of connection is intimate beyond anything

At least that's what you say.

Then you get to stick it in her pooper after you stretch her out a bit with fingers and that mini buttplug you buy on adamandeve together while you're both on chat at your respective places of work, making the whole thing feel dirty and exciting.

>>688432480
i approve this