Give us a picture and then we'll give you an answer.

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This is her, with the cousin mentioned in the text, Donny

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Here's another- she looks happier in this one

Maybe she used the wrong emoji.

>>688400658
You fuck your aunt. You fuck your aunt right now you lucky son of a bitch.

>>688400949
I don't think so man. She isn't too witty with her phone, but she said xoxo too... she's sorta affectionate but I don't know man, it just seems too crazy to be an accidental emoji click

>>688400522
....sssshhhhhit.
You have a hot aunt.
That's about as good at it gets for 50 year olds with no surgery.

Post her replies faggot

>>688400113
Play it cool. If she's actually interested she'll make the first move. Otherwise you'll completely ruin your relationship with your aunt and maybe your entire family.

>>688401344
she has had no surgery but her husband could totally afford it. her house could eat my apartment five times in terms of square footage. it's where we have all of our family parties. she's not currently responding... ahhhh bros help me out. like if I went over or invited myself over, bombs could go off

>>688401574
thank you for the voice of reason. wow I needed this

>sends winky face
>guys guys my aunt is dtf, what do

you sad sad people

Maybe just text a little flirty but dont lay it on her be subtle

current status

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>>688400113
That's not a come on. Make sure your aunt wants your dick before you whip it out, moron.

>>688400113
wait are you basing this all on a 50 year old using a certain emojii?

>>688400113
Send her a dick pic

>>688401962
tell her if she is lonely you could stop by

>>688402017
and other evidence, like excessive attention to me at the last family gathering. noticeably so than other cousins she sees less often than me

>>688401714
Yeah, this. What the fuck are the rest of you dopey cunts all about?

uhm, seems like she's not alone

I think you've misread this completely

think about it before you pursue further, poke around in a smart way without giving it out

make her expose herself, if you give her a chance and she doesn't take it there is nothing to talk about

>>688402271
she is alone, my grandparents live in the area but not in her house

>>688401962
>peru

Looks like you like getting pozzed. Kek keep up the good work kiddo

Sent her this " I can cum keep you some cumpany if youd like but i like to sit naked with a beautiful woman in my lap care to be her ;)"

>>688402271
but her 'invite yourself' seems to imply to do so when they are around

???

>>688401962

that seems like she just stated her house was pretty big and then told you to go see your grandparents. i mean unless you can steer the conversation back to her being alone in her house then i don't think anything will come of this. ask her what she has planned tonight

>>688400113
This is real life OP not some internet story. This shit is rare to happen.
That said, I don't think someone who has 2 children around the same age is really into that shit. Give it a good wank or nail your girlfriend if you're getting urges from a few fucking emoticons

>>688401264
>one emoji
>she surely must want to sleep with me
I am impressed you have a girlfriend at all. An alternative idea would be to try cock, based on your reasoning I suspect you might be a faggot

>>688402544
She clearly means invite himself to his grandparent's house, not her house.

Lrn2grammar

>>688402558
that scares the fuck out of me. that feels like it could overstep a boundary. but hey, I could just say fuck it. I'm leaving for the entire summer after this

>>688402645
that is also valid. but I mean, will I get this opportunity again? I don't think so. My girlfriend and I are tight, and going to the same local college. We might not last there, I understand that reality, but we've been going steady.

OP think hes aunt wants to fuck just because shes nice to him. OP is an autist with not experience with females and is going to try to fuck his aunt, and ruin his family.

>>688402808
>>688403013
Dollars to donuts, you'll stop thinking crazy after you cum.

Fap anon, it's good for your health/

>>688402805
I was under the impression they were with her that's why

Your aunt doesn't want to fuck you, you will just embarrass yourself .
Make the Peru ticket one way only.

>>688401714
lol out loud

>>688403071
This

>>688403077
the mental health benefits of jerking off are fantastic. OP here. I think I'm gonna cut this conversation off, although she hasn't opened my last message... any ideas on what to say along the lines of "hope you have a nice night" that can shut down the conversation but could also toss her a lob in case she does want me to come over..?

>aunt accidentally misses the shift key; sends semi-colon instead of colon.

>her nephew turns up a day later and rapes her

OP is the harshest fucken grammar nazi ever.

>>688403367
I understand that she is talking about my grandparents and my grandparents alone. But she still talked about how she is alone at night and I know she's an avid fancy wine drinker. This could happen, as much as an autist I seem

>>688403367
kek

> Anon what are you doing here?
> I-i-i-i ....u lonely?
> Anon please go.

There is absolutely nothing sexual you retard. She is just nice.
OP is confirmed autist.

>>688403351
"Have a good night. I want to fuck you."

>>688403533
>could

MAKE it happen
'aunt can I talk to you alone with a few wine glasses in between, I'm so confused about me and my gf and going to college. Just need advice if you aren't doing anything tonight'

>>688403533
Ask her if she wants to open a bottle of wine tonight then

>>688401264

I can say without shame that I have never used an emoji in my entire life. With that out of the way: after reading this series of texts, I had zero clue whatsoever as to why you'd think she was coming on to you. Zero clue where this "hint" is that you are inferring. Then I read the rest of the thread and I find out it's because of the stupid fucking smiley face. Take that out and there's nothing. Retard.

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Full body to keep you niggas interested

>>688403071

Yup, dude's interpreting an emojii from his admittedly technologically inept aunt as a come on because he doesn't know how to conversation.

OP, it's time to take a break from 4chan son, it's messing with your head.

>>688403013
It's family, if you guess the intention wrong, worse case you look like a retard in your whole family. You can't run away from that, leaving a few months in the summer doesn't change that. Also your GF could leave you because of it maybe ? Depends on her. Anyway, I'd keep messaging and keep it on the somewhat-flirty-but-safe-side, but meanwhile fantasize the crap out of it if you want lol... Even if she invites you to her house alone, it can go either way, just expect nothing . GL Op.

>What's going on, aunt Diane?
>You're getting your cock sucked, kid!

I sincerely fucking hope my nephew ever misconstrues my niceness as sexual advances.

>>688403788
Go for it man

where are more texts

>>688403788
Fuck m8 bang her. Post her replies goddammit

>>688403860
thanks homie. what you said about my gf is true. I've never cheated on her before and I feel like if I did it would eventually come out and it would be so shitty. she still hasn't read the last message but I'll stick to the safe side.

>>688403367
Kek

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>>688403367
Lost
Your aunt is gross not worth it op. post gf

>>688403904
If hes an autist like op, be afraid.

>>688400113
are you retarded? there's nothing here to suggest she wants your cock

>>688401962
Ask her if she'd like to have sex & if something bad happens then just say your phone auto corrected or you used voice to text

>>688404164
>Oh well, might as well keep it in the family...

White knighting.

>>688403672
Send this, if she's dtf she will know what it means

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You guys will probably think I'm a total autist for this move but I used her pet Lab as a scapegoat to bring up the lonely card

>>688404337
Wrong thread, anon?

>gets apologetic text
>my aunt must want to fuck me
Poster child of retardation 2k16

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>>688400113
wat suburb nigga

trynna roll thru & cock ur aunt

>>688404504
>hi anon its your aunt.
>DUDES SHE WANTS MY D WHAT DO

>>688401574
Yea with a situation like this you can play it cool and slow. Since she already said she's alone and knows your plans didn't go through suggest just coming over to say hey for a bit and take it from there.

>>688404393
Gross. Now she knows you're thinking about her being lonely. You fucked up kid.

Your aunt has better things to do than fuck her neckbeard nephew.

Send a dick pic

you should go see her. when she asks if you'd like some tea or cookies, say yes then strip down while she's in the kitchen. she wants it.

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>>688404393
boy, you dun goofed

from now on she'll not only think. but have text confirmation that you're a full autist

>>688404573
just go fuck the face out of that kid

That emojis probably look like a worried face to her mate

>>688404683
Its the only way to find out OP

Whos Bo

>>688404798
yeah. "i have a gf but i wont want to bang her". OP is an idiot

>>688404683
Just say wrong person once she responds op

anyone have the links to archived wincest?

>>688404393
keep bumping thread
i want to see where this goes!!!!!!!

>>688403367
Hahaha

>>688403769
Agree, back in my day we sent eachother letters with words in them. Now all I see is a bunch of wannabe-1337-speech, what is the world coming to?

Also, totally reads like she wants 2 bone, go 4 it. Your leaving soon anyways and if shit turns south, kys.

>>688404393
if you are really thinking this might mean anything then just go over and hang out with her for a little while. You could say you did it cuz she seemed bothered by being alone. Then if she had any intent for something to happen she will probably try it while you are over. If nothing happens within an hour just leave. No harm no foul.

>>688405073
do this, she will make the move if she's into it

Go visit, if it doesn't work out you can always fuck your uncle right

Are you mental, she does not want u

>>688404195
You just aren't reading between the lines or horny enough to see it.

>>688405014
bump for google drive full of wincest

>>688404573
Aunt is hotter... Go mrs robinson on that pussy nigga.

I'm dumbfounded by the people calling her "hot"

how fucking low are your standards

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>>688405302
Ok buddy trust me.

Jerk off
Read the conversation again.
You played yourself

>>688403367
I giggled

>>688404393
Congrats now if she is smart she can infer that you are trying to fuck her. I have a feeling based on your hyperactive imagination that your"girlfriend" is a neighbor who said good morning to you one day.

>>688405633
dubs dont lie

>>688401962
Trust me, OP if you send her a dick pic you'll be in
please do it

>>688402269
Hi Britfag

OP update us nigga

>>688405007
>Just say wrong person once she responds op

this. tell her it was meant for papa.

>>688403894
Classic

>>688404602
lmfao

You may as well post your girlfriend's tits while we're waiting

>>688406040
this

bump for update

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still no response, so here's more of me and gf at Relay for Life. were young, wide eyed and hopelessly liberal

>>688404393
> Send nude
> If the small chance it goes bad claim it was for girl
> you cant lose?

Bump and send her a Dick pic

>>688406146
This whole thread has to be bait. It's just too easy.

>>688406146
oh fair enough she's horrid, you should definitely try and fuck your aunt

send that dick pic.

>>688406146
Ok definitely go for the aunt

post ur gfs facebook profile pic op we need a better look

>>688406146
You like your iPhone?

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Jerk off, then think about it.
Im sure you'll make the right deciscion

>>688406282
but she makes me happy dude. and sucks a mean dick

>>688400113
I would like to slap you and hire you a prostitute.

Before we get into how ridiculous it is that you've translated a winking emote into sexual advances let's just stop and think about what would happen in the most remote chance that you are right.

First of all, you would forever be the guy that fucked his aunt, and you would lose your family. Even if they don't actively drive you out of the family, not one of them is going to look at you or treat you the same ever again. If you cured cancer the day after people would not say "Omg that's Anon! He cured cancer!", instead it would be "Omg that's that Anon guy who cured cancer! But he's a total auntfucker, weird right?"

Secondly this planet has 7.5 billion people on it. You're telling me that out of all these people, you absolutely have to fuck this one? Craigslist is packed full of 50 year old women who want to get it on but you have to pick one that's in your family? Is your girlfriend asexual? More importantly are you willing to risk humiliation, regret, guilt, etc for a chance to get laid?

Please, for the love of christ, stop this now. I guarantee that your family will already be talking behind your back about how weird the texts you sent are. Suppose you had even a 75% chance of making this work, is it worth the risk to get laid? No. Even if you succeed you would regret it and have it hanging over your head for the rest of your life

>>688406282
Sjw detected.

Your girlfriend is hot. Bang her and think of your aunt, but don't mess with the family

Post ur aunt and moms facebook pro pic so we can compare

More pics of aunt and gf for comparison

jesus christ you are autistic

don't do it OP

>>688406146
die libtard scum

>>688406388
im not sayng cheat on her with anyone, but this is wincest and you'd probably get over it if she finished you

>>688406412
Truf

op we need facebook pics

Tell her you want her to sit and ride on your face.

Facebook, idk about the conversation, I mean it's your aunt...

>>688406412
>>688406447
I appreciate your time spent typing. This has all been radical and foolish and just a crazy coke dream. I should jerk off, watch the primary election results roll in tonight, and fuck my girlfriend tomorrow.

Show us your girlfriend's tits OP, tired of waiting now

Omg you amerifags why are you so Nice to him. Just send the Dick pic. And Hope for the best om. Or become a faggot.

>>688404393
this actually was a pretty slick move. need updates, OP. drown out the white noise of the other /b/ autists, because im here to help ya figga dis OUT. the most important thing is that you don't respond out of emotion because then you WILL fuck it up. post her replies, read my (our, i guess) responses, and then send it when it feels good. you got this

>>688407003
No, fuck your girlfriend tonight. You're too worked up and need to get it fully out now

>>688404573
show your gf's tits

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no tits for you guys but here she is in a dress she got recently

>>688407424
she? lol

>>688407424
damn she looks like a man, i'd bang ur aunt

>>688407225
I've kinda hit a sadness roadblock because she hasn't read the last two messages. I have hope down to the head of my dick that things could get saucy fast. I will keep you guys in the loop no matter what

>>688407304
Can't, she's working and isn't available :(

>>688407003
Don't back down you pussy! Has your aunt ever sent you a flirty emoticon? Probably not. Has she ever repeatedly mention how she all alone in her house? Nope. The only reason women bring up the act that they are alone is to hint that there is no risk of being caught. She's definitely trying to pick some forbidden fruit. So be a fruit and not a fag.

>>688407569
easy, easy man. she's middle aged. she's not as hyped on techno DOPE as we are. just relax. the key to the equation is that you are relaxed

>>688407424
Excellent, well done OP. All that build-up and bollocks, and the only thing we're rewarded with is a sideways bloke in a dress.

We need a pic from social media op

>>688407424
75% chance of being a trap. Watch out OP.

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throwing you guys a bone- sorry I'm just nervous about sharing. Call me a pussy all you want

>>688407847
them shoulders are broader than mine

"Bitch hurry yo geriatric ass up and reply!! My /b/ros are waiting!" Send that.

Tell your Aunt you need to sit down and have a serious discussion about whether Hitler did anything wrong.
You'll probably get in less trouble for that than trying to fuck your Aunt.

>>688407931
this is a man, wtf

>>688407424
I'm pretty sure this is a man.

>>688407931
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT; "im just nervous" you need to CHILL and let me take care of this interaction. you will know which responses are me because it will feel right. NOW CALM DOWN

>>688407931
Just blur her face and share the tits.

Op if you want help we need a pic from facebook or twitter.

>>688407981
Sure, but is your chest hairier?

>>688400113
>suburban Chicago white kid

what suburb m8?

>>688408133
Dubs spoken

>>688407424
it is op in her dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>688408131
Yep, that's a foolproof plan. No worries OP, just do that.

>>688407003
This is the most logical thing I've read. BTW, did I miss a chance to vote? FML if I did.

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>>688408128
Dude what is this cringe

>>688408128
What is wrong with you?

>>688408128
you're right, I know it's all psychological just because you just seem more confident, but I trust you. I'm gonna call you truthman. Thanks, truthman.

Hey man, my ex cheated on me with her nephew.
>he only fucked my ass
Are you srs??? You don't even let me fuck your ass!
>we were doing poppers though, so it's not like it hurt...
Fuck you, bitch. I'm out
>you can't tell a woman what she can't do with her body, you misogynist pig!
Whatever, you are literally out of your mind.
>oh so now you are making fun of mental illness? I dated a piece of shit, I guess.
K.jpg

>>688408223
Downers Grove, out west.

>>688408393
orland park here

>>688408097
I'm pretty sure it's OP in a dress

>>688408291
depends on where you live. Unless you live in the Dakotas, Montana, California, or New Mexico, you can not vote. Sorry buddy. I wish everyone voted, but that's unrealistic

>>688408393
Oh bad move OP, I was playing along until this bit, but now I'm firmly in the NYPA camp. It was fun while it lasted though.

>>688408575
NYPA? and I mean why does me living in Downers change how you see me? it isn't that scummy yo

>>688400522
>>688400658
urgh, she's not even remotely attractive, don't screw up your family relations on the faint chance of getting some old, unattractive pussy

>>688408325
you'll know if i steer you wrong. but fun fact, i am your only chance in this sea of autism to find out whether or not she is interested. if she's not, you will get off scott free. you can't lose

I dont see anything resembling flirting or a come-on you need to chill out sheesh.

Tell her to hurry up and reply. My dick is going limp over here.

>>688408689
you're like a safeguard. I wish she would respond man :( like what could she be doing? having a night with some friends? her sons and husband are out of their mansion

meh aunty is probably asleep by now

>>688407424
>>688406146
>>688407931

Well you've shared 3 pictures of your gf's face and only one half of your own, so you obviously have no qualms putting her on blast for the world to see, you just want to protect your own ass.

Way to show you care about her, by plastering her face on /b/ so a bunch of degenerates can insult her and cum on pictures of her face.

You should probably dump her to spare her the trouble of dating you, forget fucking your aunt and perhaps just move on to animals or something.