instead of shitting in the toilet, shit on the cock

>>688397892
clearly state your price and ask for half upfront.

Clean that dirty wall.

>>688397892
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/

>>688397892
Well, suck it.

Kick it

>>688397892
somebody remember that episode of the Shield in which a closeted faggot set mouse traps on gloryholes?

>want to get cock sucked
>don't want STDs
Oh life is suffering. I wish I could find an easy safe way to get my cock sucked everyday.

>>688397892
Ask for $20 and do what i do best

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>>688398623
Saliva can't carry HIV

>>688398062
kek

>>688398807
If he has she (lol) has oral herpes and has an out break at the time of sucking, those sores can spread it.

>>688398807
if the guy is bleeding from the mouth it can

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>>688397892
Allahu Akbar!
*chop*

Im not gay, but something about that image makes me want to just slam my ass down on that cock and fuck myself silly until he fills me with cum.

>>688399207
FUCKING KEK!
I howled with laughter good sir

>>688399289
>Im not gay

>>688397892
Got to admit it would be hard to fight temptation. Must feel nice feeling that big, swollen cockhead filling your mouth. Feeling every throb and pulsation. Yum!
>inb4 gay
>I'm 100% straight wive a wife and a kid.

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>>688399466
>>688399289
>not gay

>>688399438
>i'm not a catholic, i'm just the pope
>i don't crap in the woods, i'm just a grizzly bear.

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>>688397892
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>688399466
With temptations like those, are you sure you're 100% straight?
You're probably 98% with wanting that cock in you.

where would be a good place to get my cock sucked?

>>688399438
Kek

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>>688397892

Stroke it till he cums, then sneak out.

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>>688397892
>MFW This is going to happen all the time in America now that they allow the mentally ill (Trans 'people') to use toilets with your women and children.

Man, American's are such a cuck race.

I ain't gay but 50 bucks is 50 bucks

get fucked in the ass

Punch it cause that's erotic

>>688397892

pen knife

>>688399884
The Vatican

>>688397892
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/

>>688398209
Guys, I think he wants OP to get out of /b/...

>>688400078
"Hey little girl, want some yogurt?"

>>688397892
yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FAGGOT"

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>>688398209
tru

>>688397892

Carefully examine it, and massage it while fondling the balls.

Swordfight

>>688397892
Cut off with my utility knife
Leave with haste

>>688397892
As a cop, it depends if I was on or off duty and what kind of day I've had.

On duty: Arrest him for public indecency and soliciting sex.
Off-duty: Maybe draw out my pen-knife and knick him bad enough for him to retreat in shock. I'd then pop into his stall and beat him senseless. He won't make the same mistake again.

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>>688397892
>if it's smaller than mine
give him a quick handjob and lick the tip no homo
>if it's bigger than mine
immediately slice it off, before running out of the stall and bashing the fucking faggot over the head with it repeatedly

>>688397892
Start by lapping at the balls. Progress higher until I lick the head. Start sucking the cock. At the end say "Thank you Sir!"

>>688399563
As a gay guy that's currently banging two married men, it's probably not bait. Every "straight" guy i've made moves on always folds. I'm almost convinced at this point that there is no such thing as being straight for a man.

hit a nail in it if he tries to pull back it will split his dick in half ayy lmao

>>688397892
just hope i have a lighter in my pocket

>>688401392
gay serial rapist confirmed.
i find that comment to be invalidating to my sexual orientation.

grab the balls, squeeze, pop

Swordfight match up. Each girl controls their man's hard cock and they have a swordfight.

Guy who cums first loses. Girls can only use their man's cock to make the other man cum.

This will be a big tournament in the future.

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>>688400370
"hey garl, sucky my coka"

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>>688397892
>take fleshlight out of backpack
>take lube out of backpack
>apply lube on cock
>apply lube on fleshlight
>use my fleshlight on him till he cums
>screw top back on fleshlight
>put all back in backpack
>go home
>put fleshlight on a stand upside down
>jerk off to the sight of it dripping out of the pussy

>>688401966
that sounds fun. Would do that. So any anons up for that?

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save this so the world knows

>>688397892
Take out my pocket knife and cut a ball off.
Or simply grab the dick and slowly insert the blade into the tip till it gets cut in two

>>688398062
what if the dick likes it

>>688402859
WHAT

>>688397892
Suck.

>>688400088
Nice get faggot

>>688397892
I'd just wonder how that faggot is going to get his balls out.
I also always carry a large knife on me, so I'd probably give him something to remember.

>>688401392
You're delusional. Although, I would probably fold too. Fold your faggot ass in half and stuff your body in a dumpster.

cut it off and throw it over the stall

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>>688402655
>Tfw some guy confesses he has his fleshlight and lube on him 24/7

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>>688403661
>I also always carry a large knife on me

>>688402714
hell yea I love frottage when a girl is just rubbing 2 hard cocks together and they love it too. Girls love rubbing cocks together.

>>688399289
So how much rancid cum is resting in your ass at the moment?

>>688404170
Some of us are actual men.

>>688397892
Leave the Apple store

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>>688404170
>The nigga who posts just his brony watch in EDC threads

>>688404200
ever done it before? The only MMF thressome I had before the other guy and a small, hairy dick so I wasn't interested.

>>688397892
Suck it until he cums in my mouth then swallow it all

>>688397892
360 and walk away

>>688397892
So has this ever actually happened to anyone? always see these threads, never heard any stories from giver or receiver...

>>688399289
You really fucked up. You forgot to say "no homo". Enjoy dying an agonizing, wasting death from AIDS. You fucking homo.

>>688404170
Really?

What are you going to do when you are about to get mugged and have no last resort?
Nice knowin ya, faggot. Kek

>>688404263
>"Some of us are actual men."
>Cowers behind a weapon cause he can't use his fists like a real man.

>>688397892
Drop my trousers, stick fingers in my mouth and get them nice and slimy, reach behind me and slide two fingers into my ass and lower myself onto that beautiful cock, ass first. Ride him while jacking off, probably cum as soon as I feel his hot cock pulse and fill my ass with his seed.

Lick his cock clean then spend the rest of the day/night feeling his cum dribble out of me while I go about my business.

<3

>>688404487
but then you'd be walking right into it

>>688404581
Die because most muggers have a gun and you "always carry a large knife" on you.

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>>688404263
>I'm such a little bitch I need to carry a weapon on me
>I-I'm a real man though!11!one

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>>688397892
I would worship it while my girl is waiting outside

>>688401966
Sounds like it actually would happen in the future

>>688402859
WRONG.
YOU NEED 3 SQAURES N HE'S GOT 2 only

>>688397892
Ask it what it wants

>>688404387

All the gf's I've had been interested in MMF of course. Really only 2 experiences and one was my first sexual experience at 14, I was friends with this girl and she was really just into watching guys jerk off.

Anyway...not to make a long story here but me and this other kid who she was friends with would all hang out in the woods mostly by my house and climb trees, explore and what not.

Anyway our friendship over the summer turned into me and this other kid jerking off in front of this girl. She would just watch us, never get naked or touch us, she just liked watching.

So I guess that's how it developed for me as a fantasy and I still like the idea of a fully clothed female watching me jerk off.

We did that a few times over the summer. Other than that I had a gf who wanted to try MMF, we only did it a few times but it was pretty hot.

>>688402714
oh hell yeah. down down down

>>688404974
Let the samefagging is real.

Leave your basement sometime and maybe the world will hand you a few free lessons.

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>>688397892

https://youtu.be/3e-57jmOjjg?t=93

>>688404581
Different anon, but I'm always drunk even if you caught me on the street drunk as piss in a dark alleyway and try to have you way with me, I would prolly end up doing something kinky because drunk but it would still end in you getting gorded by bottles
>nothing personal I'm just not right in the head when I'm blackout

>>688397892
This is my line: Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet % no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da pussy is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the pussy!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

>>688405360
This is how all civil disputes will be solved in the future.

stab it

>>688404961
He said last resort you fucking retard

>>688404024
+1

Suck the dick. Don't be a bitch.

>>688405673
kek

>>688405697
This doesn't even make sense.
Be a real man and stop being a drunk bum

>>688404974
So you just don't believe in being armed to the teeth?
I feel bad for you pathetic cucks. May Darwinism finish you off.

Pretend to give it a handjob with both hands then brutally snap it in half

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>>688405563
that sounds like it would be fun, but no one touched one another? Meh I could do that also.
>>688405613
So all we need is to be close together and find a girl. Would my cock be fun to do it with?

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>>688405637
>I have no argument!
>I know, I'll call him a samefag! That'll show him!

:^)

>>688399330
How do I upvote this? I'm new to 4chan.

Kick it up as hard as you can and try to break it off

>>688405563
faggot admits his beta status from the start at 14yrs congratulation anon

>>688400948
>immediately slice it off, before running out of the stall and bashing the fucking faggot over the head with it repeatedly

The cock will deflate when you cut it off, how will you bash him with it?

>>688406241
There is no argument bud. You're just a cuck who has no sense of reality. I feel bad for whoever your loved ones are, because you sound like a grade AAA pussy

>>688400946
Closet fag cop. Suck it. You know you want to.

>>688406241
>That filename
>Those images

Forever alone confirmed. I didn't know this was a cringe thread, fuck

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>>688406553
> :^)

>>688406175
Yup close would be niice next time maybe.i would def. want to frot with it. yummy cock n share it with the girl

>>688404747
and then die from the AIDS you contracted

180 degree and walk backwards

>>688397892
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT

I would suck the hell out of it then back my boy pussy up on it to the balls. Let it breed me.

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>>688397892
wrap my left hand in toilet paper, grab hold so he doesn't get away and hold a lighter under his balls.

>>688406823
kek

>>688406928
hoot

>>688406928
Then beg him to give me his piss. Straight to my stomach.

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>>688405956
Never stated I was functioning on reason, but fair point I do need to cut down on my drinking immensely.

>>688406795
or how about a girl sucking us off at the same time? Our cocks rubbing together in her mouth. Feeling the other cum in there would also cause me to blow my load. Seeing two loads of cum gush out of her mouth and onto our cocks? So hot. Whats you dick look like?

>>688406777
I love how you can't even deny it.

>All these closet fags trying to be edgy

Keep convincing yourselves. Someday, you won't be addicted to cocks.

>>688398807
Diseases are spread through oral all the time, shit for brains.

>>688407105
Sorry man I didn't mean to make you feel bad about drinking, I take it back because I'm probably just as much of a boozer.
Want to just get fucked up and fuck a bunch of girls? Forget everything?

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(◕‿◕) (◕‿◕)

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>>688407397
He's right. You can't contract HIV from saliva. Fucktard. Are you from 1985?

>>688397892
Jab my pen through the shaft and leave him stranded.

"that comic where the guy who just sucked off a dude presses play on his mp3 player and it plays a sound byte of a little girl who says "did I do right daddy?" and the guy on the other side is like "OH GOD THATS A LITTLE GIRL, I AM A PEDOPHILE!"

wish I could find that comic.

>>688406823
Yay aids

>>688407608
Hiv no, other things yes.

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>>688407464
You cheeky fuck.

>>688407608
not him, but what about some one with hiv and bleading gums or mouth soares also aren't people with hiv prone to coughing up blood?

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>>688408039
>u wot m8

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>>688408114
Oh no it's a pedo.

>>688406175
well my GF at the time tied this soft ribbon around my cock and my friends cock. It felt so good.

She just stood and tugged on the ribbon stroking both our cocks off at the same time, we actually came all over each other pretty quickly.

It was amazing. I've mutually jerked off with another guy, a little oral. Did the double barrel blowjob...it's so hot having a girl try and suck 2 cocks at once, rubbing them together.

I think most girls have this fantasy...I really like it too.

Everyone wants to wrap that monster cock in Saran wrap and touch it with a glove. I say mount that motherfucker BB and scream YEEEEHAW!

>>688408259
Only if it was attached to a fem

Hang my coat on it

>>688408079
Uh, No. You've watched too many movies. HIV doesn't cause you to cough up blood like you're infected by a zombie. HIV is transmitted from blood to blood, or semen to blood. If the sucker as an open sore he can contract it from the cock. If the Cock has an open sore he can contract it from the suckers blood if he has a bleeding open sore in his mouth. Since it will be mixed with saliva, it is doubtful.

>>688405673
KEK

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>push it back
>stick my own dick through
>its okay, I'm a woman.

>>688398453
Was just thinking that. That would be funny AF

>>688408251
you are a lucky man, all of that seems so hot. Never even though about the ribbon idea. Did she like your cocks then to clean off all of the cum? That story has gotten me pretty hard

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>>688408236
>implying

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>>688397892
http://j.
gs/7t42

This.

>>688397892
do a 360 turn and walk away

>>688397892
Suck that guy dry.


I don't know why i have this exact fetish tho.

suck it off until it cums down my throat :)

its a pretty nice cock, tbh..
source: bi m

>>688408987
yea it feels so good, we tried a few materials.
And yes she did lick us both clean! She loved slapping cocks together too, it was fun to just freely play with another cock and seeing how much she got off on it made it even better for me.

It is so amazing to find someone you can share your sexual fantasies with, she was into a lot of the same stuff as me.

Get on the toilet take a video of him black mail him

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>>688407403
Get a room faggots

>>688408560

well good thing their's a aids saliva barrier.

>>688397892
I would stroke it and suck it.

>>688397892
bite it

>>688409702
how did you meet the guys to do this with? bars, internet, friends?

>>688411291
/b/

>>688397892
I would take out my pen. Then hold onto his dick and balls as I drove my pen threw them leaving him locked to the toilet stall.

>>688397892
Smell it to make sure it's clean.

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>>688397892
kindy say no thank you and push it back through the hole with my Glock

Glock>Cock

>>688400827
underrated kek

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>>688410224
Don't act all edgy like you're dead inside motherfucker.

>>688411291
internet friend..it takes some effort finding the right person who is into similar things and cool...but totally worth it in the end.

>>688397892
I would leave, and take my dump elsewhere

>>688407464
Loved every one of the laughing girls. Can never have too many. Just wish your pics were larger.

>>688397892
Snap with a rubber band.

>>688402866
oh shieet

Good thing I carry a pocket knife on me!

Pull out my knife and hit it. Like slicing a banana.

>>688412094

You get off, thinking the girls are laughing at you? Or something else?

>>688408666
trips of satan

>>688397892
Wait for dick to get sucked.

>>688412379
satan is a wise old sage

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>>688406125
>Darwinism

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>>688409702

I wish I had a jerk buddy..

>>688412347
No, they are being flirty with me. You know that moment where you meet a couple girls, and you get them laughing, and you know you are going to spend time with one or the other, and none of you really know which one yet? Magical.

>>688411429
well thats this board. Location? 804 here.
>>688411969
Word, Ill see if I can find some one out there.
email is [email protected] if either of you two are in my area

>>688397892
>Slide on a condom (always carry with me)
>Get fucked like there's no tomorrow

>>688412680
same here.

>>688401392
I'm definitely straight. Don't be fooled

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>>688413281
>I'm definitely straight
>in this thread

>>688413281
I definitely get a gay vibe from you. Like you really want me to rub my giant throbbing man thing all over your face and across your lips until you slowly open them and let my thrusting penis violate your mouth.

>>688397892
>torpedoe tits
>torpedoe penis
is torpedoe the master race of sexuality?

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>be shocked as fuck
>cover my tits

>>688402867
this is of no consequence

>>688413937
yea, but besides wanting that, hes straight.

>>688406125
> I'm a real man!
> I carry knives!
> I use words like cuck and post them on 4chan!
> I unironically use the word darwinism as a threat

Oh, I don't doubt your lumpy, bloated, sweaty frame carries
a large collection of blades at all times. However,
I also doubt that, when faced with a REAL threat in
the REAL world outside your basement,
you'd be too afraid to do anything more than
piss your pants.

Take a look at yourself in the mirror, anon, and
maybe reconsider what you're doing with yourself.

>>688397892
Chop off and sell it online for a quick buck

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>>688397892

Give the guy a hand, You'd think all of you would understand the desire to feel something other than your own hand for once.

>>688397892
suck that sweet looking cock while i stroke mine, and work on making him cum so i can spit it in to my hand and use it for jackoff lube

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>>688406418
life finds a way

Nail it to the wall..

>>688398411
Hell yea man. Stomp that cock.

>>688414838
You wouldn't be concerned with aids, etc?

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>>688400078
This.

>>688400948
>well you did say no homo so it ain't gay.

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>>688397892
i would jerk it till he nutted then as he was nutting id slice his balls off and take them home and eat them.

>>688408039
I wish my hairline still looked like that

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>push him back with my own cock and show him who's boss.

>>688413793
The only truly correct answer. /b/ is flooded with a record amount of fags lately.

>>688399037
So if a girl has a cold sore and she sucks your dick you catch genital herpes?

>>688400946
>that edge
hard to be a cop when you're still in middle school

>>688397892
Glue his balls to the stall.

Lube roll of toilet paper with superglue, then...

Slam it on it, then......

Run out screaming, "FIRE!"

>>688415690
Someone answer this SHIT.

Scream "PEE FIGHT!" and piss all over them.

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>>688397892

Spray paint his balls.

>>688416222
Yes

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>>688416222
answer is yes if you don't get sores popping up within weeks or months chances are the sores on her mouth were just pizza burns or crack pipe burns or what ever.

>>688397892

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>firmly grab his dick
>ignite lighter a buncha times
>say "ENJOY THE BURN FREAK"
>push Popsicle against his balls

>>688397892
"thats a weird lookin' rat"

>>688416496
>>688416598
I'm fucked.

>>688397892
Actually a decent looking cock. I'm no fag though

>>688397892
Straighten out a paperclip, ram it through at the base. Then, while he's trying to reclaim his wounded junk, repeatedly snap his testes with a rubber band. Then hold a lighter under the whole assembly until the intruder retreats.

I don't take kindly to having my shittin' time interferred with.

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>>688407403
huh didn't expect to meet a based anon in a thread like this.
Would kill for a binge like that if I wasn't so neet but due to my laziness I have no form of personal transportation
>>688410224
Rude

>>688401966
sounds like japan

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>>688397892
I punch it

Rub bengay on it

Put some icy hot on it

Gently grasp the shaft while circling the head with my tongue to get it wet. Once it's nice and wet, wrap my lips around it and work on easing it down my throat. Then get to work on sucking that cock until it unloads and fills my mouth and throat with cum. No homo.

>>688418112
>>688418172
hivemind...?

>>688418257
Almost

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>>688416491

BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

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>>688397892
Draymond Green those balls

>>688419020
>>688419068
fucking kek

>>688417386
If we knew each other I'd drive us to Valhalla and beyond, brother. I'm feeling the need for a boozy escape.

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>>688414649
I'm kicking ass and taking names, that's what . I enjoy my life, motherfucker.
Thank God I didn't choose to be a fucking failure faggot like you.

>>688397892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY7qOwaZEqw

Probably awkwardly ignore it to be completely honest.

Stroke it while i jerk off. If i don't cum right away probably get on my knees and suck it like a man whore.

>>688420367
Pretty sure that's what we would all do if we were being honest.

>>688419660
isnt that dan vilzarian

>>688397892
kik the balls

>>688407105
stop making this about you attention seeking fag

Stroke and Suck on the penis till he comes, push my own penis through the hole and hope he does the same. Once we have both came, meet each other outside of the toilet and share interests, have dinner/lunch, swap phone numbers. Over the next few months have on and off casual sex and romantic encounters, then move in together. After a year has passed, propose and go to a Gay Marriage country and get married then live together for 40+ years as Husband and Husband. No Homo.

>>688397892
Thank the lord for the bounty you are about to receive

>>688420964

Kyle Draco

>>688421609
>No Homo
kek

>>688420964
It's khaleesi