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>>688397212

Hide because I would get fucking destroyed.

Anyways, Adelaide semi-related.

nothing because i don't think a lot of people are willing to kill a bunch people for fun there might be at least a couple thousand crazy people in America but we have a population of 300 million so if you compare those numbers it not that much. Also of feel that the purge will mainly be for looting stores and such not really just randomly killing people

>>688397212
Hide in the cold war bunker my uncle owns. Seal it tight and wait till morning.

hide in my basement and make lots of memes

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>>688397212
Walk down town with an ak 47 full body armor and just fuck unload the clip

>>688397212
Local police officers, then local goverent officials, then any sjw looking faggot would be on my hitlist.

>>688397717

Well, looting is probably going to lead to killing pretty fast; especially without fear of legal repercussions.

>>688397717
The Purge is about letting your true self come forth("Cleansing your soul") not one bound by morals and laws. Which is why you see the perfect friendly and helpful neighbor next door turn into a child raping serial killer for one night a year. To get his true self sated until next time. It's also good population control.

>tfw looking forward to Election Year.

Purge 1 was decent home invasion.
Purge 2 was great fun and what I expected of the first.
Purge 3 looks even better. I think the female presidential nominee is going to end up being the sickest bitch around and only publicly pretends to campaign against it.

>>688397212
Burn something then hide.

>>688397212
I would expect there will be a lot of rape of every kind,drug use and theft if /b/ had its own purge crew doing the rounds once a year.

Steal some donuts and beef jerky.

>>688397212
Rob the banks while everyone is busy killing and raping each other.

>>688398849
Sell donuts and jerk off beef

>>688399208
but why?
money will be worthless

Download music illegally

Have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

>>688397212
how does "stealing" work in the purge? I take it, it's mine?

If so, prepare a fast car and hide/wait near the local museum and loot the most valuable shit. Then fucking drive until I reach a rural area and hold up until it's over.

>>688397212
sit on my roof and snipe

I would specifically find you OP, and fuck your shit up.

I often wonder how many girls out there get wet at the thought of being purge raped

I'd cry a whole lot because my brother would be dead in a fucking minute. If not by being murdered by a coworker, he'd OD on something.

Just blow stuff up. Not even hurt anyone but I would just demolish things with explosives. For fun. I love it when things blow up. I love explosions. Boners.

I'd just take a shit somewhere on the road, like them injuns.

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>>688397212
Rape and kill...what else?

pic unrelated

>>688400311
what an edgy newfag.

>>688397783
Kek

Shitpost on a Korean television show forum

Well, I can hear my neighbors fucking in the shower some nights. Probably grab a camera and get that shit on the internet.

If you count a crime who's to say it happened during the purge? Is there a statute of limitations? Like say I kidnapped my ex. The kidnapping takes place during a purge event so I'm legally allowed to keep her locked up as my sex puppet?

Kill any LGBT faggot and any nigger or illegals with a sawn off shotgun, a machete,a magum,3 revolvers and a sniper.

>>688397212
Grap my ak and sit infront of the door

>>688397212
Hide because going out to purge means you're more likely to die.

>>688397212
so many fucking casuals always say shit like "lul I'd rape my cousin/sister/neighbor" or "I'd kill some faggot"

I would forgive my fucking debts. Nobody could stop it from happening. I'd also defer ownership of my neighbors' houses, and their neighbor's houses and so on to myself. I would take over my entire town while everyone else is out fulfilling their primal fucking urges. Meanwhile I'll be taking their lives away from them. When they wake up ready to face the day as a normal person again, it'll be from the fucking church basement on a cot because I now own their fucking property. And there wouldn't be a god damned thing anybody in town could do about it.

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>>688397212
Probably just lock myself in and kill anyone who comes to kill me. Might go out later and steal some shit after I've killed enough people.

>>688397212
Kill. Rape. Plunder.

In that order.

Go on Nick Jr's website without parents permission

>>688397212
Killed people prob

>>688397212
if I had the resources and confidence I would probably go on a normie killing spree

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>>688401387
| savage |

>>688397717
this
pretty much. Most people don't have the balls to kill others for no reason and if they did, it would eat them up throughout life. Most people would be too scared to leave their homes anyway, those that did would care more about stealing money/goods. That's the only thing i'd ever do in a purge is rob a diamond store or some shit.

>>688398849
>Not stealing coffe too
pleb

>>688401241
At least not until the next purge.

But the Purge is stupid.

>>688399505
Will it though? I mean the purge is an annual event so you would think that when the event is over everyone would go about their daily lives?

>>688397212
I'm not a pleb, so I'd buy guns and install defensive measures around my house. Crucify the first moron and most of the rest will stay away.

I would drive at whatever speed feels normal to me. Fuck these nanny speed limits here

>>688397212
operate an impenetrable 24 hour gloryhole bunker with a ludicrous array of both hidden and not hidden external security cameras with gloryhole doors that can close in microseconds in case someone tries to stick a gun in or whatever.

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>>688399623
oh shit

>>688401621
well after the purge I'd be mayor/whatever for life and I'd abolish that shit permanently.

>>688397212
murder a few people who did wrong to me. thats about it

>>688401241
>primal urges
>p urge
>purge
fuck, why didn't anyone tell me

But seriously. You're right on the money. While everyone's out doing what niggers do on any given day, I'd be setting up my life for a personal fucking utopia.

>>688398363
oh whatever.... that friendly neighbors wife would leave him after seeing that he is into baby fucking. and people bound by morals are always bound by morals. you can turn it off. Just because I could get away with it doesnt mean im going to cut someones face off and wear it while molesting children. youd still feel like a crazy shit the next day and if you did like it you wouldnt stop because its now tuesday

>>688401650

Apparently he doesn't like the leaderless aspect of Anon. No doubt he fancied himself prime leaderfag material.

>>688397212
The first thing that would happen is all of the companies that hold your credit card/bank information would rob you of everything you have.

>>688401842
"you CAN'T turn it off" my b my b

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>>688400241
dude what the fuck

>>688401791
I'm all for abolishing it (because it's stupid), but realistically someone is probably just going to try and kill you regardless of the purge or not.

>>688401387

underr8ed post

>>688401799
This.

>>688402190
they can certainly try but it won't be easy when I'm in charge.

>>688400311
according to the movie explosives are banned

I'd probably mark the wrong day in my calendar.

>>688402466
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

>>688402466
arson still works as well

I'd tell those websites that I AM 18 or older.

Wait, fuck, I'm 22. What now?

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>>688400902
hmmmmm

>>688401387
Edgy fuck

>>688399623
kek

>>688401519
>savage
summerfag normie

>>688402724
tell them you're not older than 18

I would burn them burn them ALL and they shall be cleansed

>>688397212

I guess I would fucking kill people, you idiot

What the fuck kind of question is that

I'd look at a butt online

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>>688402898
>ABSOLUTE (value of) savage
I've been here since '06, s0n.

Break into blizzard's headquarters and remove all traces of McCree being in Overwatch.

I could do this without the purge come to think of it. No jury in the world would convict me.

>>688402723
yes quite

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>>688400241

>>688400241

I know at least one

>herestoyou.jpg

Kill a lot of my teachers

I would have to do the world a favor and try to kill off those pesky nigger. They are worthless shit skins that deserve none of my or the governments money.
So ya is work on my genocide year after year till I got all of them. Blow up some government housing and what not.

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>>688397212

Don't need it, already get to see first hand white genocide happening in south Africa without having to lift a finger

I'd go to Nexon America HQ and burn all documents giving Aquasol authority to moderate the forums.

Fucking trigger-happy faggot. Dude says "FUD" more than Lil Wayne says "nigga."

Id probably still have to go to work... Smh

>>688397212
Kill my ex's bf.
She should be with me and she even says so but can't get out of the relationship.

>>688398058

I'm pretty sure government officials are protected.

>>688399655

That's a good question. I doubt you can kidnap someone indefinitely like >>688400902 though.

Grab a gun, lock up the house and start fucking praying.

I'm not much of a spiritual man. But i'd be praying to every possible deity.

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>>688399623
Ducking madman

>>688403437
top cuck m9

>>688403437
>She should be with me and she even says so
you poor idiot...

>>688397212
piss myself and get killed

>concept of the purge is fucking retarded
>either gtfo of dodge for the annual purge or hide/armor up till the day goes by
>people stupid enough to get caught after it starts kind of deserve to die
>cant really rape cause bitches either hiding or probably setting you up to slit your neck
>can't really loot since business owners can armor up or set up to snipe you down second you get close
>light buildings on fire, destroying establishments, and costing tax payers tons of money in repairs, as well as possibly killing innocents
>world would probably be better off with the people that got killed over the homocidal maniacs that go around killing for fun

Finish what Hitler started

>>688403484

So in other words you're a huge pussy.

If this were a purge, I'd go to your house and show you how poorly prayer works.

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>>688397212
hhhhh

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>>688397212
Step my game and Advance.

I'd prepare this shit the week before:

silenced sniper rifle
100 sniper rounds
shotgun
50 shotgun rounds
silenced pistol
50 pistol rounds
machete
bottle of painkillers(in case of injury)
bottle of dextro-amphetamine(to stay sharp/awake)
5 liters of water with electrolytes
MRE
dark blue camo overalls with bataclava
nightvision goggles
binoculars
ten flares
thermite and explosives
50m climbing rope+rappel kit

I'd hide myself on the roof of the tallest building in town the night before it starts

Once it starts I'd use the explosives and thermite to blow up the staircase/elevator so nobody will be able to get to me, then I'd barricade the roof's door just in case.

I'd then proceed to shoot every single thing that moves.

After it's over I'd rappel down, leave the building, and return home to live life as usual.

>>688403825
fucking preppers are the worst.

>>688403616
The idea of the purge is that the poor people will kill each other off. It's like Malthus meets gladiatorial combat.

>>688403631
good luck getting past the gun he just grabbed.

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>>688399623

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>>688397212
Your mom

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>>688403631

Fuck a 17yo that's into me (I'm 18)

>>688403998
thats still fucking stupid, even hobos can fight, albeit poorly and its not like the poor dying is the only outcome that occurs.

I'd call one of those informercials WITHOUT my parent's permission

>>688403113
School just let out for you I'll bet. You'll be back and off our fucking board in two and a half months anyways

>>688403825
explosives are banned fagdick

>>688404205
plus they have natural poison damage with their bite attacks

>>688397212
Go into Area 51.

>>688404207
but which one, with so many choices?

Assassinate the entire Rothschild family and they're accociates. End the NWO and today's corporatism

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>>688403825
You've got a whole year to prepare and bullets aren't that expensive. Neither are over the counter medicine.

And sweet jesus fuck, why do you have an MRE? It lasts one fucking day. You'd be fine with a goddamn bag of chips.

>pic related
>better prepared for the purge than you

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>>688404432
all of them

>>688403825
And when the battle of the 300 armed niggers of anons mountain begins?

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>>688404205
Yeah, the Purge is still fucking stupid.

Bf vs gf is taking a break for Ramadan

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>>688404353

>>688403825
Then when you get hurt you take painkillers and have a fucking heart attack for the uppers and downers, plus amount of stress you out your body in. Amature

Gods work

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>>688404591
OH SHIT SON

why insted of putting big fucking barriers all over their house, people don't just leave USA for a couple days? i mean , make sure your house will be there when you're back, but GTFO as well

>>688397212
Barricade myself inside with my gf and a load of drugs

Purge night... all crime is legal? I would evade my taxes.

>>688403618
Yesss! This! And blacks

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want to play a little game but really it would never happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmr36AJm54

>>688405029
kek

>>688403825
Take a break from GTA Online you stupid commando-faggot.

Rape all the 14 years old on my neighborhood, fuck man why do 14yo have huge tits these days?

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>>688403825
Rape and Rob this guy....

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>>688403618
My man

>>688405320
I hear ya. It's those fucking hormones in food man.

>>688405320
and big asses too
when I was a senior I saw son freshman with kim k tier asses

>>688397212
Probably get killed in pretty short order tbh

Rob stores

I would not come to a full stop at the stop signs.

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>>688403825
>Be me
>/fit/ kommando
>getting my basic kit ready to go a purge'n
>finish, lock back bolt on AR and flip on the safety, look out window just as dusk breaks, hear a boom
>whatthefuck.jpg
>top part of a building is on fire
>Look theough scope and make out some fatass with what looks like a 10/22 with a soda can taped to the end running around covered in random shit
>I watch, engrossed as he starts to panic as the fire rises (brother)
>He ties a rope off and it looks like he is about to try and slide down it, staring over the edge
>nope.jpg
>I fire a shot near the roof where he is, no way am I letting this one go
>He jumps, tripping right off the edge, but it gets better
>The rope catches his leg and jerks him back towards the building as he falls
>He goes in through a window on a burning floor
>I nearly shit myself from laughter
>And that is why you never use explosives on purge noght, and you never be a fat peice of shit

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>>688397717
Guess I'm going to a store then, there will be quite a feast waiting

>>688405414
>guy
>glittered pink nail polish
Try looking at the picture again faggot