You have to buy three items that freak the cashier out.
1. Chainsaw
2. Bullets
3. Trump 2016 T-shirt
summer sausage
condom
car magazine
1. Bag of doggy treats
2. Duct tape
3. Beyblades.
Lube
Little girls panties
Dance moms season 1 dvd
Mayo, peanut butter, garlic bread.
>>688381568
a dog
a condom
lube
>>688381568
This is much more effective during Halloween but
>extra large bag of chocolate candies
>huge bottle of dried laxatives
>syringe
I went to the store to buy razor blades, the whiskey I like was on sale so i put that in my basket, then I realized what I was buying so had to buy something else.
>>688381568
Cactus
Lube
Diapers
>>688381568
They sell bullets in walmart?
>>688382822
They do in civilized places
>>688382822
i live in the south so yes. yes there are bullets.
>>688381568
Duct tape, lube and a shovel
>>688382546
>puts dog on conveyor belt
>"uh... s-sir we don't uh... we don't"
>yes. yes you do
>dog rolls up to cashier
>dog repeatedly bumps into cashier
>keeps bumping
>ever bumping
>>688382822
For hunting weapons. Yeah
I don't have the pic but I'll say my favorite I've heard
1. Donuts
2. Donut Holes
3. Glue
>>688381568
Sports illustrated
Lube
Sandpaper
1.Knife
2.Lube
3.Garbage Bag
>>688383470
jfc that's metal as all hell
OP here. I try not to be picky, but there's a lot of garbage bag/shovel/lube jokes, so could you expand your creative field of mind?
>>688382822
im from LA, super liberal state like california still sells bullets, just not guns
1. Chloroform
2. 53 yards of rope
3. Horse dildo
>>688383859
Fine instead of sports illustrated, lube and sandpaper...
Super glue
A rolling chair
And 4 planks of wood
>>688384176
Point to me a walmart that sells sex toys.
Rope
Bucket
Lotion
>>688384540
kekd
>>688384417
I'm still looking for the chloroform
>>688381568
>condom
>lube
>duct tape
Since that's what the relpies always are for these threads
Playing cards
Hammer
Disinfectant
Hammer
Scooter
Pikachu Onesie
Marker pen
Ice
Scissors
>>688381568
cat treats
baby carrots
crisco
Rat poison
Chainsaw
Draino
Lighter fluid
Jenga towers
Toy planes
>sorry couldn't resist
Hair gel
Bath towel
Large melon
>>688384765
yup, every response has to do with perverted sex or murder
SO FUNNY LEL, ROLL THREAD NAO
Mask
Bullets
Gasoline can
Bible/Quaran/Torah
Matches
Marshmallows
doughnuts, doughnut holes, glue
The same shirt in small, medium and large
ten cake mixes
cupcake wrappers
half dozen bottles of liquid laxative
Day old donuts
Day old pound cake
Day old Baguette
5 dollars doesnt go much further
>>688385606
you cray cray
Bleach, latex gloves, black trash bags. Pay in cash, wear a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a hoodie with the hood up.
>>688385606
>>688383360
faggot
Half a watermelon
Ducttape
Half a watermelon
>>688381568
find out what the cashier's name is first
1. something with her name on it
2. women's underwear
3. duct tape
>>688383486
Why would you need to lube your knife?
>>688386056
what if all the cashiers are dudes
>>688386120
For the garbage bag of course!
>>688385998
Edge lord is so close to the edge I'm getting edgy whilst edging edgily away from this edgemeister
>wooden cross
>lighter fluid
>white robe
>>688384540
winrar
haloween time get huge pack of candy, and a huge pack of razers. and some really weird looking medicine box, that they wont know what the fuck is but makes it look creepy
>>688386245
same thing applies
Baby formula, diapers, beer and smokes. Put away either formula or diapers after they tell you the total.
margarine
butter
i can't beleive it's not butter
>>688386433
fair enough. also checked
>>688383302
>>688384417
Sex toys would be insane to sell, but bullets are fine. Your country makes me both laugh and cry at the same time.
Pregnancy test
shot gun shells
rug doctor
>>688384417
anything is a sex toy if you're creative enough
>>688386487
Kek
8 male betas
Fish bowl
Roll of raffle tickets
pregnancy test
coat hangers
blender
3 identical Justin bieber albums
Pepsi
Coke
Dr Pepper
>>688386483
That wouldn't surprise anyone that works at Walmart.
>>688386245
honestly that would make it even creepier
You can buy bullets in a fucking grocery store?
>>688386815
that just means u have 3 daughters that dont wanna share
>>688382822
Canadian Walmart worker here. Yeah they have everything for hunting weapons. Rifle, shotgun and pistol bullets.
>>688386535
Pregnancy test
Metal coat hanger
5gallon bucket
>>688386954
>Walmart
Of course you can there's always a sporting goods section
>>688386954
in America you can bullets at any store
>assuming I'm female
Safety pin, condoms, pregnancy test
>>688386483
Yell at cashier when you cant use WIC card to buy beer
laxatives
enema bulb
tarp
1 pear
1 box of matches
The cashier
1. Gasoline
2. Lighter
3. Highlighters
1. Pregnancy Test
2. Steel coat hangers
3. Shovel
I'd buy 3 knives and stab the cashier with them, bet she would freak the hell out
>>688382101
14 year old detected
1. a my little pony toy set
2. lube
3. golf balls
>>688387650
ow the edge
cat litter
biggest litterbox they have
cat-ears headband
when the clerk tries to make small talk by asking you how many cats you have, say "none"
>>688387650
I kek'd too hard at this
Bullets
Kerosene
Sunglasses
>ask for directions to the nearest school
Mask, machete and a new shirt
whole turkey
baby dress
stroller
>>688381932
>captain dick me down
I am having a hard time deciding which you are talking about
1. Trash Bags
2. Duct Tape
3. DVD of Silence of the Lambs
>>688387650
in america they would just be happy they didn't get shot
>>688387937
kek
diuretics
diapers
one of those dolls that pees when you feed it water
idk
>razorblades
>rope
>MLP dvd
>>688383302
That is a shame, I live in a place where there are just too few wild weapons to be hunted
>>688381568
I did this earlier at Freddy's actually.
1.glazed dounuts
2. Glazed dountholes
3. Bacon decal duct tape
I think i blew her mind that day.
>multipack of 96 hot dog buns
>48 burgers
>scissors
>>688383360
KEK
>>688387937
Genuine lols
>>688388625
topkek
2 watermelon halves
Tape
>>688383360
KEK
>>68838454
It runs the lotion on its skin
>>688386568
However he specifically said "horse dildo."
>>688381568
Two half-watermelons
superglue
>>688387080
No, no you can't. Only stores that have sporting goods sections, like a department store. Or a gun store. Or a hardware store that also has a gun section because reasons.
1. CP
2. Lube
3. Tissues
>>688387937
my 1 year old son self-identifies as a frozen turkey and i find this offensive
>>688389419
Why cheese pizza? How is that funny?
>>688389419
Implying you can buy child pornography much less pornography in general at Walmart. Try harder summerfag
>>688389419
show me a walmart that sells tissues
>>688386750
Underrated
>>688388206
Man.... you must have some pretty thin world views if you think everyone in the U.S. is packing at anytime and will get shot at any moment. The actual case would be quite different, if everyone had a gun, people wouldn't go shooting each other because it was a deterrent. A lot of people don't realize this, but the "Wild West" era was the safest time involving gun violence. The reason, everyone was capable of defending themselves at anytime, so it was a real gamble to hold someone up.
>walkie talkie
>gorilla suit
>cement
>>688389626
Pedo spotted
>>688381568
Mlp did
Bananas
Condoms
>>688381932
>>688388092
From left to right:
1. Captain
2. Dick
3. Me
4. Down
Vagisil
Bleach
Douche
>wig
>tape
>turkey
>>688381568
A jar of mayonnaise
Some latex tubing
A propane tank
You get loads of drink and diapers..
Then got to cashier say you don't have enough for it all and leave the diapers back!
an eggs
a milk and some seriel
Frozen DVD
Handcuffs
Drill
>>688389419
>dvd of frozen
>20ct birthday party hats
>hammer
>>688390032
Hahahaha
1. AK-47
2. 5 pounds of C4
3. Hijab
A 70 INCH LED TV
A VIDEO CAMERA
7.62 x 39MM AMMO
Kitchen rags
Kitchen knife set
Quaran
3 of their largest bags of fertilizer
Lipstick
Nightdress
Pumpkin
>>688389761
>Try harder
>>688381568
Spaghettios
Ketchup
Ketchup
>>688390814
You win
Six pack of wine coolers
Tiger beat magazine
Lube
>>688386861
>guy with plastic fork set asks me where laxatives are
>show him
>"Will you guys get mad if I use these in your bathroom and pay after? It's an emergency"
>>688385148
summer really is here
>porn
>dildo
>WD40
1. Glock
2. Joy of Shooting by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
3. Bullets
>>688391352
'Murica
Well if its Walmart tooth paste mouth wash and dental floss
>>688388625
>2 Death Runes
>4 Astral Runes
>10 Earth runes
Assuming you're 94 magic.
>>688389933
so you are the redneck. Fair play
>>688391796
Ahah..ahha...ha
>Imodium
>underwear
>stain remover
>>688381932
And all three of them are named Kyle
>Chipotle
>Wash Powder
>Chipotleaway
>>688391611
Haha fucking kek
Exactly what I was aiming for
>Helium Tank
>Balloon
>Frog
>>688391611
This took may longer than I am proud to admit
>>688392217
Helium tank
Balloons
Baby basket
Spider man coloring book
Boys spiderman underwear
Astroglide
>Observer Ward
>sentry ward
>quelling blade
>>688392296
It is a thing of beauty. Be proud anon
Dog food
Pregnancy Test
Ammo
>>688385347
Where's you contribution then? Other than bitching about the obvious
>Laxatives
>Video Camera
>Asian porn
>>688391611
I don't get it
>>688381568
1. Giant cucumber
2. Box of Magnum Condoms
3. Big can of Crisco
Smile at her like an idiot and start chuckling to yourself before she gives you the total
It will help if you have your scuba outfit on, too, sans flippers
>>688387105
>assuming I'm female
Don't worry we assume your not
>>688392829
See
>multipack of 96 hot dog buns
>48 burgers
>scissors
>>688390371
Only one that's made me laugh so far
>>688393015
I was going to insult you for trying so fucking hard but I can't stop shaking my head in disappointment long enough to come up with something hurtful.
>soap
>perfume
>razors
i am paki woman
Milk Duds
Lube
Bucket
>>688389511
I am a turkey who identifies as a one-year-old and I find this offensive
Chains + the first 3 niggers you see.
2 professional photographer magazines
disposable camera
>huge drum of hundreds or thousands of raisins
>funnel
>digital camera
football boots
rugby shirt
darts
A gas pump bulb for an outboard
A hunk of 5" diameter hose
Some KY jelly
>this candy
>three times
>with a gap of 3 minutes between purchases
>>688394559
>dont cry
>>688381568
1. chloroform
2. rapist mask
3. rapist's DIY book
duct tape
nyquil
lube
Duct tape
Bucket
Bag of cement
Gas Mask
Bleach
Gasoline
>>688394652
>rapist diy book
As in contrast to what, having someone else rape someone on your behalf?
>>688381568
Huggies
Ex-Lax
Skittles
>fancy dress cop costume
>pressure cooker
>a gun
Car Battery, copper wire, diapers
>>688395101
Pretty sure that is called public school
>orange hair dye
>the dark knight rises dvd
>24 chairs
>>688394652
"I call it a rape mask and rape diy book because I literally don't know how to make a joke to save my life"
>>688395551
he obviously meant the quran asshole
>6 chairs
>music box
>large knife
>>688383302
How does someone go about hunting weapons? Do you sit and wait by a tree?
>>688385998
While u buying it look around like someone watching
>>688385998
But go in 10 minutes earlier dressed normally and buy the cap, glasses and hoodie
dragon dagger
str pot
teletab
>>688395831
I usually use a net. Some of the better knives are fucking wily and know how to get out of traditional traps you set out.
I bagged one of these last season. It's nothing fancy but it was a slow season for tomahawks
Car battery
Jumper Cables
Metal dog choker collar
Say to the cashier. "Her neck's 'bout the same size as yours, think this collar will fit?"
>C4 vest
>Lighter
>747 Airplane
>once cashier is done scanning the items yell Allah Akbar and run out without paying
>Large treble hooks
>200lb line
>marshmallows
>>688381568
Pantyhose
Lube
Thermos
strap on dildo
nightvision goggles
stepladder
A tub of crisco
A bubble wand
A roll of swranwrap