YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>688379784
Vegan for the win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ixxd5VeATQ
>>688379784
That's not skinning.
>>688382779
Skrillex sucks
https://youtu.be/N8P1oGF2nnA
>>688382779
>computer boot up sounds inspire someone to keep living
This is what the world's come to...
>>688382680
Dude got gamez
join
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ylylb
>>688382594
High pitched Mickey Mouse voice
>>688383200
What a bunch of spastic cunts.
https://youtu.be/vXeEFCjHpX8
>>688383593
Oh wow
>>688383593
So is "Jacklyn" just that dude in drag? That hand under his chin seems awfully plastic to me
>>688379784
Yo that's legit as fuck
>>688379784
https://youtu.be/8bgV1RXQvXs
>>688383774
Gaylords all of them
>>688383354
Thanks for joining us tonight bill.
>>688383200
Gets me every time
>>688381600
Fuck you rabbit rubbed with sage and pepper grilled served with potato and aspheragus is 10/10
>>688384269
>be me
>always had ED
>doctor prohibited viagra and stuff, because blood pressure & other issues
>anyway got a gf, was her first bf
>she had always been scared of penetration (almost raped when young), but happy with foreplay only
>started living together in my house
>years later, developed lots of non-penetration techniques & games
>had her have countless orgasms in countless modes
>also initiated her to a number of sex toys
>we were happy
>and then something planted a bad idea in her mind
>she started mumbling about being Properly Fucked
>she started camwhoring (not even a tip, being a solid 3/10)
>a guy gets in touch with her
>they arrange a fuckdate, in my house, while I was out
>she eventually gets Properly Fucked by a phimotic psychoNEET barely lasting 10 minutes
>next days she acted weird and almost uninterested in me
>at least two times I asked if there was some other man,she angrily answered no
>checked her cellphone (she always had the same passwords) and found she was actually cheating
>they had arranged another fuckdate on next morning
>on the morning she tells me she'll be at her parents house til noon
>I had my most eerie smile of my life, "yea, yea"
>maybe she realized that I knew everything, but chose to go anyway to get Dat Proper Fuck
>as soon as she's out, I call a blacksmith to change every door key
>then while badly wanting to cry, quickly pack all of her personal stuff
>before noon all of her boxed shit (including dirty laundry) is out
>and every door secured, and every window and blind shut
>then I called her parents (she wasn't there) to tell we broke
>shut off phones
>then left a note on the door:
"be happy with your new man. forget me, my house and my money. your stuff was fedex-ed to your parents"
>finally inside my bunker, crying on the sofa of an half-empty house
>at 1pm she made a fuss outside
>didn't give a shit
>and always refused to see again
TL;DR: she preferred a Proper Fuck to a happy life of pleasure, money, romance, loyalty.
>>688384528
Lost
>>688384637
Holy shit bro
>>688382779
>excuse my scars, just pretend theyre not there.
>>688379784
Whats wrong with this? The rabbit is already dead, the fact he found a novel way to gut it means that the rabbit will be eaten and hasnt been killed for no reason. You guys are some weak spined bitches, and I love animals.
>>688384791
Please please tell me this is OC!
>>688382104
>the tie
>jacket & jeans
>pinstripes
>oversized
>>688385324
>jun 12, 2014
Doubt it.
>>688384776
Right in the feels.
>>688384791
The fucking chair one is aces