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>>688366595

>>688366931
tried one before
felt pretty good

>>688366595
Sandglass, small roman-style vase, beads made of radish.
Not mentioning all the flasks and handles.

>>688367374
interesting, could you give me some images as examples?

Maltesers or some sort of little chocolate sweet.

Put about 20 in me

Fart them onto my hand

If they smell poopey I eat them

If not then back in they go.

I'm mastutbating then and now.

Damn chocolate is fucking horny

>>688367837
they all seem a bit thick to me.
any suggestions for working up to this?

>>688368076
cant tell if youre being serious or not

>>688368448
wow really?
that mustve been a tight fit!

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>>688367657
Of what? Vase? Like that, but all smooth marble.
Better than any buttplug

I put a tampon up my ass

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Also, marble pestle.

>>688368319
I've got a pack of chocolate buttons in my pants that I'm melting against my perineum

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This pen did my ass some good

>>688368651
thank you. that looks like a good fit
where can i find these?

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Did it when I was really young, was not a good idea
Could've broke in my ass

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>>688368767
ooh, i got one of those!

>>688368793
thats...interesting to say the least

>>688368900
um....that might be a little small
unless it vibrates too

>>688369247
yeah, too dangerous for my tastes
lets stick to things that wont cut me open like a fish

>>688369514
a classic, but a little boring now
need something at least cock sized

>>688369084
No idea where mine came from, but I'd guess token stores would be your best bet.

>>688366595
Soppy? Will Sopp?

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>>688369761
I'll be sure to look out for them

>>688369781
if you're asking for a brand name, i dont rightly remember
its just a wand filled with bubble liquid sold at Walmart

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This in about 15 minutes will post proof

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>>688366595
I have taken a letter stam up the ass. using it as a but plug. Actually it is quite genius cuz i could just put it on the table in my room when i didnt use it and no one would be the wiser.

>>688370312
Love Megan

>>688370312
that looks intriguing. cant wait for proof

>>688370501
lol, sounds genius. not a bad idea

I used a salt shaker once....swiped it from a restaurant table and fucked myself later in my hotel room

>>688369530
Would you like to know what I do when I melt them?

I take them one at a time and hold them against my scrotum until they are just a paste.
Then I smear some on non-melted buttons
Then I put then in my bum
And some in my urethra
Do you want a video of this?

>>688370312
clean your fucking floor you dirty piece of shit

>>688370878
ITT the salty vagina monologues

>>688368076
Lost it at
>if not back in they go

My friend said he caught his roommate in freshman year fapping in dorm room with a coat hanger up the ass.

>>688366595
Pool noodle. Large or small to your liking but you'll never be without one.

>>688370692
Oh God did it collapse in your arse? They are soft... fucking he'll I'm wanking now

>>688366595
OMG I did this once HAHAHAH its not as fun as it looks tho

>>688370980
at least i OWN a floor.

Its just scuffed up lino.

>>688370705
It was in a box of recycling stuff

>>688368190
Take a knife and cut it to a more appropriate size. Also carrots.

>>688370692
Please explain, I'm buying a multi pack in about 20 minutes because of you

>>688367606
cucumbers just fall apart