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slav bread
koji ste vi debili
jebem vam mater svima
mamiću cigane
zdravo
>>688360803
jebeni slavaboo sa svojom usranom odjeću. KUPITI ADIDAS
ovaj tred je sad 100% slav
>>688361705
Rusija je u potrazi veliki vruće prokleti
turks that think they are slavs itt
koji se dječak
>>688362148
>turkish man
>>688360803
blyat
Armenian anon here. Dont tell russia im ITT, just wanted to support the turk hate.
>>688361977
maximum slav
>>688362315
kak slovenac?
>sees spoder
>>688362702
4got linx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w
>>688362439
You mean Slavis Maximus
>>688361528
>jebem
>>688361528
>>688361705
why is bosnia always excluded from the slavthreads?
>>688362811
al sam ti ga uvalio plus dupli
>JA
>YEBEM
>>688362847
zbog sira
>>688362688
>>688362523
>>688362334
>>688362278
>>688362847
Because Bill Clinton
>>688362811
sexy weather wominz
>>688362811
>>688360803
why do all these motherfuckers do that squat thing?
>>688364844
"Grew up in Poland. Lot's of people lived in bloc style housing. These were essentially high-rise concrete monoliths with two-room (such luxury) apartments. The blocs would be constructed to form a court between them. As kids, we would hang out in this court area, but there was never a place to sit. Grow a bit older, start drinking, smoking. If you don't want to go out, you have option of hanging out in the tiny apartment with your parents or in the court with your neighborhood friends. Still no place to sit. So you pop a squat and drink beer."
-leddit
>>688364844
Too poor for chairs
>>688364693
Osz ty śmieszku jeden, trafisz do łagru zaraz!
>>688365990
those arent slavs. dems indjuns
Co se to tu kurva děje?
SUKA blyat ya mamku tvoyu viebu v perdachello I polnuy pizdu huiov ei zakinu, a ty tak I sidi an svoyom Fourchane uebanishe
>>688360803
Leftmost two's heels not touching ground.
Western spies detected.
>>688366174
>Albanians
>Slavs
Fucking 'murricans
>>688367146
>squatting in heels
are you even trying, amerikanski spi?
May I ask if they really do this squat thing or it's just a meme?
>>688367681
it's a real thing
>>688368483
Topkek
Why the fuck that all crouching
>>688368796
idi nahui pashausta ?
when i was in school i had a lot of russian and turkish friends. they were cool as shit.
>>688368483
lmfao
>>688368796
its squatting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
read up nigger
>>688369077
andre not very flexible cant get either foot flat?
>>688367681
It's a meme
Just google: быдла тред
This thread is so fucking good
If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to buy a million chairs for all of these poor slavs.
>>688369802
Русское быдло ITT, ask your answers.
>>688370986
Сходи-ка нахуй, братан, тебе тут не рады.
>>688360803
The on one the right wants to end his life
why do russian believe that drinking water is harmful. i had more than one russian tell me that you should only drink sparingly of water. what the fuck. i drink a gallon or more a day and no problem. when you piss in russian must be glowing yellow/orange.
and whats with the trak suits.
Ей бладь.
Сказали что вы хотите славянскaя нитка но никто играет пл-русски??!!
Идите на хуй суки.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNa3J6dOiAg
Skip to 2:49
This is the slavest guy I've ever seen
>>688372562
Hey, anon, your perfekt rashan languij tells me that you're using google translate
>>688362796
they all have their heels off the ground.. disgusting
>9/11
>>688372894
У меня была плохая ночь и усталое слабонервных,
lore- много странных и любопытных мяса забывают
Я кивнул, почти задремал, я вдруг услышал,
Некоторые из моей спальни двери Rapu Rapu.
Тис какой-то посетитель, "Porte эксплуатировать мою комнату," уши
Не только это, и ничего более. "
>>688372562
Я твоей мамке пердак разрывал, петушина. Не выебывайся своим русским, коли не умеешь на нем нормально говорить
>>688371816
He looks like me when I ate magic mushrooms
>>688373500
Петух закукарекал заместо Авроры...
>tfw my slav friends mock me because I'm too fat to squat properly
Now git rolling /b/
>>688374752
lol
>#istandwithtim
>>688374892
>heels off ground
nice try amerikanski
>>688375066
russians dont stand
#isquadwithhim
Да ну вас нахер, вы скучные
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
>>688375106
>amerikanski
Nice try, american but you failed once again
>>688364207
Roll
>>688367681
serbian here can confirm it is real
>>688375413
>>688367681
I spent a couple years over there and can confirm the squat is indeed for real.
Stop posting my countrymen, you democratic faggots.
We Slavs are much better than fat Americans running around naked.
>>688367681
In Russia it's pretty real. Maybe not in big cities, but I often see it when I go home through some dangerous neighbourhoods.
Anuu, cheeki breeki iv damke
Who squatted first? The Slav or the Korean?
>>688376971
foko mé
Just got a Ushanka exactly like pic related from ebay for €15, half as a joke and half as a cool historic item. Who would be pissed off if I wore this in front of them?
>>688374496
rolling
>>688365838
Top kek!
>>688376836
>>688376875
>>688376971
>>688377052
gypsies =/= slav
hypnosis junkies
>>688374496
>legally retarted
>>688377602
what is this yugoslavian eminem ripoff
>>688377515
btw not slav
>>688377515
>historic
The only historic thing about it is the badge.
>>688377835
>legally retarted
Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.
>>688377835
In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).
Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
>>688377835
lright, see ya, I got to go hypnox 57 times to that revenge site you sent me.
>>688378271
Yeah it's just a chinese rip off but I'm fine with that. You'd probably pay way more for the real thing.
>>688374496
rell
y far the sexiest men in the world -- dark brown wavy hair, deep warm brown eyes, solid build, and true romantics. Their culture is rich, and they have strong family values. Find a good one, and you will be satisfied forever.
The most virile men are Sicilian men, who are gorgeous both inside and out.
>>688378302
>>688378416
for fuck sake...
iginally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.
Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.
>>688378703
tolerance juice
Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation.
In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be.
Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout.
Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.
BRO1: 'Hey, let's go check out that new bar across the street.'
BRO2: 'I hear it's not that great.'
BRO1: 'Come on, 5 minutes. Real quick, if it's lame, we'll come back here.'
BRO2: 'Okay, let me just finish my tolerance juice first!'
GIRL1: 'Uh, were you just talking to your ex over there?'
GIRL2: 'Yeah, he came up and started rambling about how he misses me or whatever.'
GIRL1: 'What did you say to him?'
GIRL2: 'Nothing, all I could think of was coming back over here and ordering more tolerance juice so I don't have a rage blackout!'
GIRL1: 'Let's get some shots!!'
#alcohol #shots #wasted #beer #wine
>>688364693
Kek
>>688377724
hypnosis protection practice
>>688360803
a chuj kurwa
I wish slav whores suck my Indian dick
>>688378827
A special drink made for the gay. Tastes about the same as Dr. Pepper (according to gay people...) and it's colored pink. It is said to increase arousement for gay people.
It's also used as a big fad in YTMND.
John and Nick drank Gay Fuel before having anal intercourse.
>>688360803
>actually dutch license plate
>>688364693
heheszki mocno
>>688367061
>>688360803
> volkswagen
not slavs
>>688374496
davai !
>>688379452
do these people literally not know how to stand
>>688362847
bosnia = muhammad
>>688379722
ya rolly
how the fuck do people squat for longer than a minute, my knees start hurting mad hard and I'm underweight
>>688374496
rell
>>688380240
It's a part of the experience.
>>688366174
wut? Bulgarians are not slavs.Niggers true, but not slavs,
>>688360803
Spierdalaj jebany chóju
>>688378868
fucking carpetski on the wall not floor
russian, pleas
I'm a slav that goes to a school full of nothing but Mexicans
>>688380757
i bet you would fit in perfectly if not for the color
slav and hispanic are pretty close on the scale of best to worst races
>>688367681
Both. Like it is a meme but it's also something that actually happens.
>>688365039
I'm Polish, are you? Or did you just grow up in Poland?
>>688380926
>slav and hispanic are pretty close on the scale of best to worst races
I know for sure people from Ecuador have a hard time assimilating here in Russia.
Rakija connecting people
>>688381141
all i can say about that is: central american might as well be ejected from planet earth. worst hispanic sub-race by far.
>>688362847
bosnia is kebab
>>688381383
Nevertheless it's slavic.
>>688360803
GOOD SHIT
>>688381560
fucking awesome hairchop
>>688382490
christ.
>>688360803
image limit intensifies
>>688374496
slavin
>>688383168
brilliant capstone
>>688381343
It's got nothing on Slivovitz though...
>>688381560
>just
>>688382490
oh lawdy their women look fucked up
epic bread
>>688382490
Keepin' it in the family
thx god that Czech Republic is the least slavic country
i love you all slav brothers
>>688371523
snorks!!!
>>688384312
czech'em
>>688364897
gonna be legend
>>688362811
Чё это за хуйня
>>688386181
cyka blyat
here come dat slav
>>688360803
its obvious these are just poor Americans.. 2 of them even wear same suits.. and it ain't even Adidas..
Jesam li slaven ak e čučim? Mogu ja čučat, al ugodnje mi je otić u kafić pit i plugat.
Jebem vam mater svima.
>>jebem te v usta te jebem v ta škrbava usta
>>688374678
lol, never seen women slav sitting.
>>688375884
this idiot properly scratched the paint...
>>688386965
>>688387156
get in here you slavs
>>688386181
free Slivovitz
>>688367681
It's a meme based on reality.
>>688383529
bate
>>688377602
Are slavs even considered white? There seems to be some predominant genetic traits.
>>688389987
of course theyre white
they just r1b1
>>688389987
They're mixed with Mongol blood.
South and west slavs are not really slavs.
But anything past Ukraine is 100% Mongol.
>>688364897
this is gold
>>688390334
only noble russians are mixed with ghengisid
i think the genes are actually reversed, turkic probably has more russian in it than vice versa, due to white slave process
>>688373424
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>688379549
Two happy couples.
>>688380926
Probably true
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