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Mother of fuck

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Well, fuck.

>>688359454
Deadpool, so I've got some time while he blows up half the city tracking me down.

geralt for me too. rip

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So nobody?

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Could be worse.

Oh, I'm fucked. Resonance of Fate has a dude with fine and impossible jumping skills. He'll fuck me up.

Before that, I was playing Last of Us. Joel would mess me up too, but I'd have a much better chance.

Before that, LV 35 Lilith of Borderlands. Dead.

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Martin Walker from Spec Ops

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I'm okay with this.

>>688359454
CHARNAME.

No other protagonist compares.

Lol at Watchdogs. He'd mess me up in a fight, but I could easily outpace him in any normal city.

Glad I wasn't playing Disgaea 3... That kid can bend reality just to make his attacks look cooler.

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My warlock... im a noob so no biggie

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Idk if i'm fucked or safe

Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 3... Well at least I'll die in a really fucking cool explosion, it'll probably be painless

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>>688359454
>metro last light
>artyom
>takes place in 2034
Looks like I got 18 years to wait and prepare

>>688360536
Lol, that's one positive I guess.

>>688360616
Don't look at the stars of the Kremlin.

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Whats he gonna do? Wedgie me to death?

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Fuck.

A farmer from Stardew Valley. I should be safe

>he has a fucking fire sword
Oh right, well maybe I'm fucked.

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welp, it was nice knowing you all. I mean, we all know I don't stand a chance here, right?

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>level 80
>Sword focused build
>All Queen upgrades
>Bloodbath mutation
>Mastercrafted Feline Armor
>Sword from the Lady of the Lake
>in couple with Yennefer

It was a pleasure knowing you guys

>>688361112
youre fucked mane

>>688359454
well the im trying to kill myself (GTA V online) so yea

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Dr doom and pirate deadpool...i'm pretty much screwed.

>>688361112
it was you who killed his bunny >,<

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I am confused

>>688361146
fucking rip

>>688361146
>>688359454
>>688359784
Get a gun, dumbfucks.
A shot to the head should kill Geralt, and it's not like he could do anything agains't a bullet as far as i know.

>>688361375
you will get run over by yourself

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No rest...

>>688360899
you still have a chance he may enter wrong cheat code

>>688361278
What game is that?

>>688361489
I'm on a 10th floor so I guess I'm okay

>>688361414
Even if I had an arsenal the size of the US military, he'd just use axii and make me shoot myself

>>688359454
Holy fuck,zer0 from borderlands 2.

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Can't be killed by an osu! cursor I think
ayyy

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I could take him

>>688360899
Just get on a train, we all know he's shit at chasing them down.

>>688361684
marvel heroes 2016. a marvel based diablo clone

Jacob and Evie Frye.

I'm going to get spitroasted

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>>688359608
kek

also:

>>688359608
zozzle

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I ain't fuckin' with the Normandy

>>688359454
was playing mechwarrior online so i assume i would get stepped on

>>688361414
>shoot Geralt
>he has Queen on (active shield if automatic fire)
>throws a Samum to blind me
>shoots me in the wrist with his crossbow
>Axii so I don't move
>one lunge of his sword

I'm dead in 5 secs max

>>688362083
just be nice and he'll walk away

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Well I'm fucked.

No matter how many times I manage to shoot him, no matter how much help I get, he'll keep coming at me and he'll be better each time.

>>688361819
could be worse
could be maxed out Gaige

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I honestly think i could take them both in a fight.

>>688362308
or full DPS Maya

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well im fucked, l8r boys

>>688361414
>Implying you could keep track of his movements

>>688361766
The cars fly you fuck, can you even aerial yet

>Trevor
How fucked am i ?

>>688361146
Just wait until his next 15 minute long cut scene then you can leisurely walk away. I mean really as slow as you want.

>>688359454
Runescape protagonist is me

>>688362521
just tell him you are DIA and ur fine

>>688362413
probably
I played her as a healer
Shooting friends to make them better never gets old

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cool

Last game I played was Nekopara

>>688361874
You now can never trust a box again.

>>688360616
It's okay Artyom's a fucking pussy that kills himself. So you're good. He also only kills one person in the books.

>>688359454
Geralt only kills things that are threatening in some way. OP is safe forever.

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Protagonist and antagonist.

The Queen.

>>688362515
Mr. Sarcasm has left the building

>>688362831
*book

>>688361613
just roll around everywhere. you'll be fine.

>avoid cliffs

>>688359454
Last game I played is HOTS. So who's gonna kill me?

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Am I safe?

>>688362990
You're fucked rip

>>688361414
Quen motherfucker

>>688362083
Same

>>688363334
people play that game? really?

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>>688363359
France emigrated to Northern Africa
Oh the irony

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>>688362083
fucking profligate

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iam fine. we are fine. its fine

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el presidente will stop at nothing to have me killed

>>688361613
kek. anon's gonna be killed by a rolling psycho in thorn armor

Flux dapes. She's on another planet so I'm fine ;)

And there are no spaceships there

>>688359454
the last game i played was counterstrike go

>>688360191
>As long as there's no white phosphorus, you'll be safe
>>688362182
>We'll bang, ok?
>>688362417
Corvo is a pussy, just saying

For me, well...
>Payday 2
>Jimmy aka protagonist of Hardcore Henry
Well, it was nice knowing you gents, I'll get killed by a coke fuel mad man

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Well shit

Rocket league so i guess im being chased by a car

>>688364221
Him being a pussy doesn't mean I wouldn't get fucking stabbed to death

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I'm dead for sure

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>>688359454
Last played game was The Ship, I quit because I didn't know how to open the door, and didn't see a "use" option in the rebind screen, I think I'm pretty safe...

But the last game I ACTUALLY played... Fable... Stealthy, evil character with fire obsidian great axe.

Nice seeing you /b/.

World of warships.. so uh..

A North Carolina Battleship?..

>>688359753
Kek

>>688364455
>Check'd
The way I see it, Corvo canonly didn't kill guards and civs, only the people who wronged him

EU4....so....Norway?

>>688359454
Well it was Tracer. So... I guess... yesterday?

>>688359454
The fucking Lynx from Armored Core For Answer. I played the Destruction path last. I assume we're pretty much all fucked tbqhwy guys.

>>688364889
Better stay at least 40km inland.

>>688365024
Well OP literally said "out to kill you"

>>688363334
LOL ALMOST GOT QUADS FAGGOT!!!

>>688365654
Rip Anon, XXXX-2016
Death by sword/pushed off a building/shot/killed by razors

>>688365024
Yeah, but that wasn't fun

>>688362307
>implying the chosen undead is the protagonist

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If there was a leveling system in real life, i'd be weaker than those dire wolves near goldshire.

>>688359454
Hearts of Iron IV

So Hitler.

Rocket League. So a car with rocket boosters will hunt me down.


Fuq

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fuck, unless i can find a door that's locked from the other side, i'm gonna get fucked in the ass by a +10 hunters axe.

>>688366018
>If there was a leveling system in real life
there is, it's your bank account

>>688360457
soon to be possessed
looks like somebody is going to get suicided

>>688359454
>cities: Skylines
An omniscient Mega Sky Mayor is after me. He can't do shit to me, but can delete my house and work, so I guess I'm fucked.

I played gmod, who is the protagonist?

>>688366204
try screaming "what a save" all the time and maybe it ragequits

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Im fucked

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as if I had a chance with only one of them...

>>688367835
maybe Mercy

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>>688367835
here's how you defeat the most popular character

>>688367960
Mercy will still shoot down any normal faggot

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>>688359454
I'm fucked.

>>688368258
>>688368258
>>688368258
>>688368258
kek

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he was one of my child heroes );

Who again is the protagonist of civ 5?

i played terraria
fuck, that guy flies and teleports

>>688367960
no way, did you try her gun? 100% accuracy, decent dmg, good for sniping.

>>688368567
Get nuked nigger

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A dude in a scuba suit with a knife.

>>688368567
your fucked
by nucclear weapons of course

>>688368549
I'm the kind of player who spends more time with a defib than a rifle in BF so I hardly ever used her gun

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Cheeki breeki.
I don't know.

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>>688359454
Shit

>>688365644
No such thing in denmark

Should not have played Dragon Ball z Budokai 3...

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it's pretty bad

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Your eyes decieve you, an illusion fools you, I move in for the kill.

>>688369048
My ass is being hunted down by a Nord werewolf Dovahkiin named Rhaegar Wolf-Blood, i am royally fucked

Shit....

does rs07 have a protagonist

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Fuck me

Male character from Mario Golf:Advance Tour. I think I have a good chance