im going to smoke a cigg now when i come back you guys better be posting in my thread

>>688357074
>Mcdonalds
>Tasty
Pick one, nigger

>>688357225
IT WAS TASTY FUCK YOU

it was free my mom bought it for me :D

Where are my car keys

>>688357074
What's pythagoras doing these days

>>688358490
in my asshole maybe ;))

Where can I find an upholsterer in Uganda urgently

>>688358574
what is that??

>>688358581
I would fuck you until you phoned the police

Was it tasty?

bt the way do anyone wanna play league of legends with me??

>>688358666
Google it child

>>688358708
it was i first drank some coke and then when it was gone i drank some milk

>>688358735
Nope never heard of that lol

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>>688358299
The you sir have a pallet of a horses ass. McDonald's is kind of like chewing gum, its okay to chew and spit out. It becomes problematic if you actually ingest it. Thats if you can get past the disgusting smell of the processed food and urine smelling canola oil they use to fry their food.

>>688358750
im no child 18 actully

>>688358841
Was it breast milk from your sister

im going to fap now brb

>>688358974
really? i dont have one thats strange

>>688358902
Post your dick then little guy

>>688358980
is my thread funny??

>>688359025
Your mother's mother then

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>>688357074
Kek u gon die nigga

>>688359032
maybe i will <3

>>688359051
Nope

>>688359100
Dubs, op must deliver

>>688358735
Yeah, on what server?

but as i said going to fap now brb
if you boys are nice maybe you are going to get a pick of my dick ;))

>>688358980
I'm jerking my gherkin to the thought of you mugging your nugging

>>688359212
Quick I'm wanking too you fucking faggot post picks before I bust

Vagina

Faggy arse bitches

Shit, blacks are inferior lol

This thread should slowly tickle my perineum until I climax
Fuck I love that

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My dick boiz how is it<3

Shits are great lubricant for tantric

>>688359949
Small/10

>>688357074
>current year
>still eating meat
Kill yourself, murderer.

>>688359949
Would stimulate until just before climax, then walk away/handjob

>>688359949
Shit mate I'd Gobble that, do you have a Kik I can get you on?

>>688360133
Finger yourself, philandering schmuck

>>688359206
Fuck you cunt, I hope you find a cockroach in your cajun style chicken & beer milkshake you are so fond of

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Bumping this nice thread :)

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>>688357074
Why do you slaughter innocent beings, causing needless suffering, for your own satisfaction
>inb4 hurr durr meat taste good

>>688360679
Bumping uglies is synonymous with procreation tehe

>>688360715
Because you should forcibly insufflate gravel repeatedly until you rattle like an old mint swallower

>>688360679
I've put some presents in the post for you Steven

>>688360715
It's insane to continue posting when everyone can see you are a dinosaur, Paul.

>>688361219
Raaarrrggghhhhh brooiiaaaaarrrrr reeeeaaaarrrrrghhhiiirrgggggaaaaahhhhh I guess so, I'll go back to being a dinosaur

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Worked at McDonalds for a year AMA

Sultanas, tuppence a bushel!

>>688361421
Why can't hyenas correctly engage the handbrake during parallel parking?

>>688361421
What's stopping you making a bullet proof vest from fries and coffee cups

>>688361219
I think you mean Ptaul.

>>688361535
Something about not having opposable thumbs.

>>688361421
Does Mr krabs still hold the key to the krabby patty?

>>688361625
I honestly don't know, those things are damn near indestructible. Accidentally dropped one into the fry-frier and it didn't dissolve after 10M

>>688361687
There was no secret ingredient all this time

>>688361421
If I were to request that my employer paid me only in apple pies, how much win would I accrue

>>688361867
That's just what they want you to think

>>688361778
Were you attempting a "greasey slammer"

Selling rune scimmy + full wizzg g

>>688361535
Im not OP, but if I had to guess, id say the paws are the main obstacle

>>688362304
What about the frequent racism?

Bump for historical importance

Quick bump

>>688362578
Hey, akunhamatata