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I love TOOL beyond imagination and I hate every band trying to be as good as them.

>protip: I don't want to be like this
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>>688355451
They are good, but not THAT good.
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>>688355451
Only band I have ever listened to were literally every song on every album was good. It's almost a phenomenon. Also, don't they finally have a new one coming out?
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>>688356414
Agree and yes, I've been waiting for it for 5 years now. Maybe this Christmas it will change, it's been 10 years since 10k and you know they fucking like playing with numbers ahaha
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>>688355451
Bow down to the best band ever.
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I am fan of TOOL as well.

However good they are, it is hard to overlook their band logo very resembling the word "FOOL"

If you are familiar with symbology and logos, advertising and subliminal messaging than this may be relevant. If you aren't familiar with this than it may seem like an insignificant similarity.

However intentional or not symbolically the logo is a symbol for "FOOL"

Maynard is known to be highly intelligent and artistic and has a resentment towards the status quo and the dullards of the popular culture.

Could this be a dark joke?
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Anyone else like A Perfect Circle over Tool?
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>>688355451
Maynard is both my favorite and least favorite singer of all time.
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>>688357303
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>>688357303
Well, Maynard does seem to hate his tool fans, I doubt he likes tool at all so if it was intentional it wouldn't surprise me, if it was an accident then he would be the kind of person to make it more obvious. The selfish prick.
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>>688357303
lol didn't realize that. They might do it on purpose but I don't see how this joke is funny since fool and tool are both insults.

>>688357653
lol so true

>>688357541
No, but it's pretty close. APC is too bright to be my favorite.
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>>688357145
Rotersand is great. If you want recommendations I'd suggest checking out Diskonnekted and Be My Enemy.
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>>688357914
lol you really doubt he likes tool? Ahahaha, I'm pretty sure he loves it but the problem is many people love it too, even more than him. They are blinded and can be very intrusive. It's just fucking annoying to him since he likes peace.
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>>688357303
Best post. Tool is not a good band. They know they are making music for fools.

Once you get over the fact that the drummer is talented, you see how shallow and self-serious their music is.
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>>688355451
There's music and then there's Tool. Just don't bore everyone with it, that's what I've learned.

It's a personal experience, keep quiet and count yourself lucky it's come into your life.
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>>688355451
I've heard a few people talk about Tool what's a good song from them to start off with ? I'm interested.
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aqua master race this is now a europop thread

fuck off metalfags
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>>688358634

>shallow and self-serious

name 5 musicians that are better in your opinion
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>>688359081
Aenema...but the list is endless
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>>688358837
while listening to their music I visited places so deep you wouldn't handle it, loser.

>>688358837
when I say tool, my friends yell "nooooo!"

>>688359081
hmm, I started with Parabola. You can also try Ticks and Leeches or Right In Two
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>>688356364
You clearly don't have ears or a brain
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>>688355451
Not as good as Wavves
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>>688358634
What makes Tool great is the quality of mastering. Only handful of artists/band have mastering quality as high as Tool.
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9/10 people I know don't listen to lyrics or comprehend them

they know the words but don't really "listen"

like reading a book but not being able to tell someone what you just read

If they do listen to the lyrics, they usually have no idea what it's about because they have no knowledge on symbolism used by intelligent artists

People just claim illuminati when I try to have an intelligent conversation with them about music lyrics and symbolism.

Fucking robots
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>>688359081
but the best thing would be to just play the whole album when you have a time. That's what they want you to do anyway.
Try Lateralus first.
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>>688359420
Think you've mis-tagged the first one m8
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Smash Mouth is better than tool.
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>>688359081

46 & 2
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>>688359545
yes, their mastering is godlike, but on the other hand it's pretty impossible to reach that level when you play a live concert.
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Tool is pretty amazing, not many bands have changed my views in a way that helped me think for myself about things that seemed objective all my life but then were shown to be social programming. It's real shit guys and it's dangerous to see how many people haven't given it much thought to how much of life's most guiding lights such as meditation and accessing the akashic records has been omitted entirely in major societies. I'll be lurking this thread.
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>>688355451
I've had bad experiences with the fan base. At least they label themselves with the band's shirts.
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>>688359081
Lateralus. Read about lateralus and the fibonacci sequence before you dig in.
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>>688359629
my apologizes sir
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>>688359338 >>688359420 >>688359568 >>688359670

Cheers will check em out
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>>688359568
https://youtu.be/wS7CZIJVxFY

It's not really anything crazy or impressive but at least they put some fucking thought into their music instead of

"lean with it, rock with it"
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>>688359743
To add to my post if any of you want to do your self a favor, drop a couple hits of acid or eat some shrooms. Listen to Lateralus alone with the lights off and look at Alex Grey's artwork.
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>>688359081

H, Stinkfist, Vicarious, Lateralus, Parabola
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>>688359558
You're just too smart for this world anon
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>>688356414
Agree
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>>688360199
Where can a social autist with no friends get acid?
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>>688360318

mind-numbing memes are fun
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>>688360199
I need to see a doctor first.
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>>688360058
Hand me my motorcycle and the keys towards the gates of hell and a pair of headphones with this song.
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>>688360534
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>>688360744
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>>688360868
Better trim those edges anon you might cut your self
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>>688360868

stay dumb :)

>inb4 memes
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I like Tool as much as the next anon but holy fuck just read this thread. You can see why Tool fans are seen as such a cancerous fanbase. You kids are autistic as fuck.
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>>688360868
I wasn't kidding , I love bikes and death means nothing to me.
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>>688361049
, said the most artistic of faggots
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>>688361045
>Teleports behind you while you "ride into the gates of hell"
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>>688361049

why so salty?

>tryhard true neckbeards always hate tool
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>>688361172
Thanks for proving my point kiddo
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>>688361177

>teleports

typical hypocrite :^)
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>>688361177
Trying to troll people who enjoy their life while you sit in a basement.
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>>688361217
I like Tool learn how to read kiddo
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>>688361289
Hahaha his face
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>>688361395

you like wrestling and shitposting
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>>688359081
You can listen to any song thats not a skit to get into them.
I really like Wings for Marie part 2 right now.
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>>688361366
>>688361326
Typical fedorable Tool fans everyone. Why can't you autists just act normal for 5 mins and stop being so euphoric. No wonder Maynard hates us.
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>>688361482
And Tool
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>>688361550

>uses the word typical again
>autists
>euphoric
>tool hater

basement dwelling virgin detected
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>>688360285
I was never able to feel Stinkfist. Maybe because I don't know how to show love and I got so frustrated when I hear "show me that you love me ....". And that sound in the beginning - fucking stinks haha.
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>>688361706
>projecting
Please seek sunlight
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>>688355451
well you are what you listen to
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>>688361821

>calling projection on everything

kek enjoy life m8, I will
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>>688357303
I figured it referred to the tarot card. Journey beginning and all that
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Look into Between the Buried and me and their Parallax story. It goes through multiple albums, which is impressive because they created a story and went along with it for years

here's a music video, sort of related to the story
https://youtu.be/u8Q9DknFFuM

their new album is a whole new story
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>>688355451
i was seeing Puscifer last saturday, were amazing! loved the "conditions of my parole" record anyways but one song...
what's your ideas about it?

>inb4: tool is better
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also maynard is a fucking autist with unrealistic views and ideas, his lyrics are fucking terrible, he thinks that he's hot shit, contradicting the work that he's doing, he acts like shit towards his fans. Only an idiot could appreciate that.
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>>688361966
Thanks bud u too
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>>688362081
Tool is better
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>>688362118
He is himself, no-one else and I'm an idiot.
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>>688361821
>doesn't know that the sun is a light projector

>doesn't know that light has a double meaning for knowledge

>doesnt read books

So you're right. He should get an outside source of light (knowledge) instead of projecting his basement dwelling dim light.

>implying my post is autistic

read a fuxking book faggots
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There was a study done recently that proved Tool haters in general were also virgins, I don't know if they are linked but it seems that way.

>one will respond to this and try to explain himself
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>>688362562
>>688361821

>same dummy fag

in 5 minutes he'll come back with a weak paint to show how he's not the samefag
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>>688362584
Anyone with a strong negative opinion of any music monkey is an autistic virgin.
>t. Absolute hater of kanye west
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have you even listened to any other record that maynard released?
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>>688362540
As long as you're honest with yourself that's alright.
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>>688362830

>virgin #1 detected
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>>688362562
Fuck ur autistic and reek of underage b8
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>>688362836
>>688362292
high af
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>>688362904
>literally the joke
Good job
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>mfw when there is literally only two real fans here

>mfw obvious troll bait
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never understood the Tool hype. they're kind of like last generation's Ghost. they're ok, but nothing really special or unique.
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>>688363099
that's /b/ for ya
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Jesus fucking christ I made one comment about me wanting to listen to a song on my bike and this shit storm of autism explodes.
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HOOKER WITH A PENIS!!!
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Why dont Tool fans acknowledge that Maynard is a huge homo. Stinkfist is about his enjoyment of anal fisting.
>inb4 he is just joking about all that shit
no, no he is not
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Bumping for the glory of Lateralus
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>>688362032
oh no, they have this ultra lame Dream Theater sound.
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>>688363802
Ye i thinks its obvious hes bi
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>>688359471
how "good" a band is 100% relative, subjective and 0% objective, so you acting like he disregards fact makes you look like a faggot
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>>688363802
what's wrong about it? I am a latent homo as well.
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I wonder if all these toolfags in this thread are replying with their fedoras on.
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>>688361217
He is right you are really a bunch of faggots, because of people like you I dont wear a tool shirt
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>>688363872
Their music is mathematically planned out brah

lots of substance

compared to my perception of this shit your Helen Keller
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>>688363946
he is 100% gay. What women has he been with? I dont know of anytime he had a gf.

There is a bootleg CD of him onstage talking about how he fucked Morrisey in the ass all night long, and going on and on describing the sex...its pretty fuckin nasty and I think most Tool fans would hate to hear it.
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>>688362081
I will see them this thursday, cant wait
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>>688364669
Hes married with 2 kids dude
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>>688360407
From your local drug dealer
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The only worthy metal is instrumental. Vocals are pure cringe fest, always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4cJpMaH7gU
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I love how people wait for their new album and all they get is a "super rare tool lighter" haahhhahah
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If you guys enjoy Tool check ou Son of Aurelius-Under western sun album. Similar feeling but way more talented
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That is my opinion.
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>>688365016
I dont think hes married to that wine bitch. As far as the kids go, its called en vitro fertilization. In any case MJK has taken 10,000 Dicks down his neck.
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