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>>688349302
When the food trolley comes down the isle, shout;
>Aloha Snackbar!
and then ask for a pack of m&ms.

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>>688349302
run to the cabin and tell them liam neason is on board and he's pissed himself

>>688349302
It is time brother.

Allahu Akbar

>>688349302
just shout out loud alluah akbar - record yourself and everything else then upload webm

>>688349757
reroll #1

>>688349588
well that was easy

>>688349798
off by one... fml
reroll #2

Start violently masturbating to shemale porn while yelling allahu akbar

>>688349757
reroll #3

>>688349878
off by one again...
reroll #4

>>688349588
Instawin.

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OP here, planes delayed. Making it trips decide.

Go for a shit. Shitting at 35,000ft is man kinds greatest achievement.

>aer lingus

shout out God Save The Queen or Bobby Sands was a dick-hungry faggot

if it's spirit and there's a sexy blonde flight attendant there, tell my ex she's a cunt

>>688350000
do this

>>688349588

>>688350000
you write like a fucking 6 year old

>>688349476

well op, thats just a bad shoop. you havent even made the paper the same type of white.

>>688350090
reeerolll

>>688350000
checked

>>688350000
woah dude.

>>688350000
nice quads
but you are such a faggot anyway
dubs were spoken

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>>688349588
re roll for trips then you massive fag ass

>>688349302
Is it over the sea?

>>688350000
Check'd

And roll for>>688349598

poop in toilet with the door open and scream for the stewardess to wipe your ass 'cause your mama is not here

>>688350000
Stop pussying out and do the winrar
>>688349588

"allah wakbar"

>>688350241
re roll.

>>688350384
re roll.

>>688349302
yell repeatedly "allahu akbar" which you do like a faggot in cs:go

>>688349588
rell

>>688350241
U fookin wot m9?
i sed fool all bout trips

>>688350030
re-rollio

Ask if jet fuel can melt dank memes

>>688350243
Yes

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I don't get why its fun even faking one of these threads. Any 2yr old can spot your shitty photoshop job a mile away.

>>688350475
reroll

Grab whoever is sitting closest to you and lick their cheek

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>>688349588
inshallah, if op doesn't deliver may his plane crash with no survivors

>>688349302
Sean you faggot, is that you? Say hi to Will for me

>>688350000
Quads god damn

>>688350569
>69 demands it

>>688349588
Reroll

Find a old lady and grab her tits

Start shitting and say Allahu Akbar

>>688349757

reroll

>>688350533
Because /b/ is retarded and will roll for literally anything

>>688349588
it is done

>all that white skin and blonde hair

are you on a german airline?

>>688350241
you said dubs, you got dubs.

>>688350644
Reroll

>>688350000
now you deserve worse

halfway flight streak through airplane while screaming like the huge faggot you are, also dryhump a stewardess

>>688350644
Dubs

>>688350644
Re roll

>>688350533
Agree. See >>688350129

start jerking off

>>688350000
open emergency exit and jump out mid flight

>>688350753
if singles then you get out
if dubs then you continue being a faggot

Do the alla snackbar thing

>>688350644
Rolling for trips OP is a huge fag

combine these
>>688350757
>>688349588

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>>688349302
tell them no salt on you margarita.

>>688349302
Shit on your seat and stand up so everyone can see it

Ask for a piece of gum

>>688350910
Re roll

>>688350975
Roll

>>688350757
reroll trips get

>>688350975
Roll

>>688350910
rollin

Die from deep vein thrombosis.

Take out the head of your penis and get it pushed into the seat belt

>>688349588
Rollin 4 qu4ds

Scream "this plane is the BOMB!"

Scream

BOMB, ALLAH, FIRE, GUN.

>>688350910
I wish I had that watch anon- roll

>>688351112
practically trips

>>688350644
Rolling

Ask if hitler was right

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.

>>688350000
Nice quads faggot

>>688351180
Roll

Yell that you have a bomb on the plane

And you'll defuse it for a million dollars

Tell the person next to you, "I'm surprised my bomb made it through security"

Mid flight stand up and yell bomb!!

>>688349588
Roll

>>688349302
do a back flip and scream Alan Snackbar

throw some plastic bottles around!

>>688349302

PORN ON A PLANE
The Amazing Atheist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peK_5J6QvBQ

http://www.moralityinmedia.org

>>688349588
Roly poly

>>688349588
THIS!!!!!

go and piss on the floor

>>688351401
rolling for this

>>688351411
Re roll cause dubs

>>688351406
roll

ask for the public fleshlight

Stand up and loudly shout: "I farted. I'm very sorry."

>>688349302
scream halla ouakbar

>>688351406
Roll, Allah give me trips now

>>688351411
Re re roll cause I need to be entertained at work

Shout
>Somebody set up us the bomb
Or do this
>>688349588

>>688351180

Roll fagooot

>>688351406
reroll for allah is mighty and wil deliver swift justice to all the kafirs

>>688350644
this

>>688349302
Release the snake

Go to the captains cockpit and ask if you can fly the plane

>>688351566
Roll

Shout out loud, "I'm a faggot, my dad fucked me in the ass and I loved!"
Record and post.

>>688351411
Re re fwd. I'm turning this bitch into an email

Fml
Meant "loved it!" At the end.

Go around using your fingers as a gun saying our the Air Marshal and you need to check pockets as part of a response to a potential terror threat.

>>688349302
Sit still and enjoy your flight, faggot.

>>688349302
Put dick through zipper hole
Shuffle like a madman
Alluaha Admiral Ackbar

masturbate while moaning ALLAH AKBAR

casually walk down the isle sniffing the air and looking around muttering "is that smoke?" then return to your seat and watch the show.

>>688349302
A FEMINIST - HATE WEEK! - Day Seven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geQyrBGS_60

cry for no reason

>go into bathroom stall
>if there's a toilet seat, rip it off and wear it as a necklace
>walk back to your seat while still pising, but with your pants zipped

>>688351411
Re re fwd re roll...

>>688350000
Hmmmm... these quads mean something.

>>688349588
Role

Paint a dick butt with shit on the bathroom wall

Pull your safety shit out of your ass then throw it at the cockpit then scuffle to the bathroom wait there until they land scuffle out of the plane

>>688351411
Re re fwd re fwd I will get this

>>688350000
Shit in the sink

Shit on the nearest nig and then rub his balls with your tongue

>>688350000
Have a siezure

Walk into the cabin and suck off the captain while jerking yourself off.
Yell "Allah Ackbar" when you both cum simultaneously.
Rec and post, faggot!

>>688352322
>>688351411
Re re fwd re fwd fwd cot damn it Elizabeth

Ask a hostess if she wants to bang in the toilet

Masturbate

>>688352134

>>688351411
This is fucking bullshit....

>>688352152
Megarollout

>>688350000
Wait for the next attendant to walk by and put your hand up her skirt. Say "Hey sweety why don't you get daddy a blow pop", then dogfight with the first white knight to defend her honor.

>>688352576

>>688349588
Broil

Op is a faggot he wont deliver anything; thread over

>>688349302

go to the Twin Towers

>>688351411
Fuck it 20 more and I give up

>>688352454
Re roll

>>688349302
Start talking to the next person you're sitting to. Just annoy the fuck out of him/her. Make him/her really frustrated.

>>688349302
Rush the cockpit, yelling about the glory of the prophet. Proceed to smash on the doors and take control of the plane. DO IT FOR THE LULZ

>>688352654
I want this to happen but I don't think trips will

>>688351411
19

>>688352134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFI_-kJ95vc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJTxUf4i84

PooPourri.com

>>688350000
Start jerking off mid flight.

Scream this;
My asshole was a little bit irritated so i rubbed him with my fingers and then i smelled at it and i had to vomit. I also kissed a patotao, because i am a massive faggot.

>>688351411
18

>>688349302
scream ALLAHU AKBAR

>>688351411
17

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piss in your pants

>>688351411
16

Be a nice cuck

>>688351411
15

>>688350129
>>688350823
Looks like something printed on the back of the paper actually.
See >>688350000 different angle but positioning of the different colour is identical; someone who could shop that would not have badly shopped the first image.

>>688352902
this

>>688351411
14

>>688349302
>>688349476
>>688350000
Just go with the original instawin!
>>688349588

>>688349302
cry out loud "allahu akbar"

>>688351411
13

>>688352454
Second roll!
OP is a faggot so probs no actions

Find an old man and windmill your cock at him.

>>688349302
Start moaning quietly then raise volume each time until you're stamping one foot on the floor and grunting louder than the plane itself

>>688351411
So fucking close......12

>>688351411
Rerolling

>>688351411
11

>>688351411
10

>>688349302
YOU CAN LOL EVEN HARDER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dOboLsh-4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PssZkusUQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0cYoV5OuTU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6p7XPbyHdw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcUxZHzRuwg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJVnA5KXJw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWf7WU2zJUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TphWiyk4Y4&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk3I-a3CJdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb29Rcycjv0&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA2C748CE18BC8C55&feature=plcp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUCVdL5ZNrM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFz-5ldHQWU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6p7XPbyHdw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsPFU_eV2v4

>TIME TO GO -------->404

>>688349302
Good old cramped south west

>>688350000

ffs op stop with the damage control and do the winrar.

>>688349588
>>688349588
>>688349588

>>688353237
Rerolling

>>688351411
9

>>688351792

so his asshole?

>>688352454
Re roll
Gimme gimme OP

Make out with the next person you make eye contact with

>>688352993
re roll

The res not an "o" in AIRPLANE. Asshole

Do the original win op

>>688353569
re roll

>>688353640
AEROPLANE

>>688350000
Inform the crew that you're smuggling about 50 gerbils

>>688349302
Steal plane and fly into pentagon

>>688349588
One more timw

>>688353237
Re-Roll

>>688353724
after the plane gets airborne shit your pants then wait for everyone to notice

>>688349588
888 get!

>>688350000
Aim all of your air vents at the person sitting next to you, then turn them all on and scream for your safe space when they reach to turn them off. get triggered if you have to.

Force yourself into the pilot's cabin yelling "I WANT TO SUCK THE CAPTAIN'S DICK OR I'LL BLOW THE PLANE!"

>>688349588
This

>>688353808
Fucking airplane.. I suppose you say colour too. Fucking pretentious asshats

>>688353919
reroll

>>688349302
tell the staff you heard somebody wants to hijack the plane

>>688353998
reroll

>>688353998
Off by one
Fuck

>>688353919
roll

>>688350000

Don't disturb anyone around you, go to sleep and stop posting on /b/ today.

>>688350644
more like find a 9yo and grab her cunny.

>>688354110
Haha

>>688351411
5

>>688349302
Do nothing.
Calmly wait for you flight to take off and enjoy the ride nigger.
Enjoy yourself you disgusting swine.

Cough for 5 minutes.
Then take your phone and seem to record some shit like "7th of June. I may have catched Malaria from those niggers in Papua Guinea"

>>688353847
roll

>>688354161
:')

>>688354022
>Ehhplain
>Culler

>>688354255
Kek roll

Underskirt pic of the stewardess.

>>688353998
this

>>688354404
Reroll

>>688354255
Rolly Polly

>>688354255
This

>>688354255
Roll

stay in your seat the whole time

>>688354404
Maybe she has no panties

>>688349588
give up evryone. op is a faggit

>>688354255
Fuck it last roll

>>688354255
OP won't deliver what a nigger

>>688354404
Upskirt

You could try to get some signal and update this fucking thread asshole.

>>688349302
allahu akbar!

>>688353998
Roll

You know who's a faggot?

[spoiler]OP[/spoiler]

fap in your seat

>>688354404
trips not found

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If op doesn't yell alahu akbar he is officially a fagget

Make baby sounds for the entire flight

>>688349302
You scream THERE IS A BOMB ON THIS PLANE

>>688354389
Flugzug luftwaffe. All sound more reasonable than. Aeroplane.
Bloodie ehl mate.. luhk up in dee sky.. ehts an aeroplane

If someone has a support animal on board go grab it and throw it across the isle

say allah akbar

>>688354404
Upskirttt

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>>688354173
you know you want this, fucking faggot OP!

>>688354404
Dat upskirt

>>688349588
that was quick

>>688354404
Want

>>688353919
rolling

Ask the stewardess to join the mile high club.

watch deadpool on in-flight entertainment, and order a ginger-ale. do nothing else

>>688355016
Flight attendant... what is this 1977.. nobody calls then stewardesses. There's faggots doing that job too now

>>688354404
This..

>>688355114
so close

>>688355110
so close

>>688354836
THIS

>>688354861
ROLL

just say 'pancake' fairly loudly, every 5 minutes until the plane lands

>>688355274
reroll

>>688354404
Trips>>688354404

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Elbow the window as hard as you can multiple times until you'll get overwhelmed. Scream something that makes you appear mentally retarded like "BERNIE" while doing so.
Bonuspoints for actually breaking the window.

>>688355274
kek roll

>>688355274
This

>>688349302
"ZBV" - Z Backscatter Van

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iABPKd0vFxQ

http://as-e.com/products-solutions/cargo-vehicle-inspection/mobile/product/zbv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6OOxmvfx4k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-JXvUl2EPw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJTWOA8wHYo

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Z+Backscatter+Van+

>>688354404
Check em

>>688354854
So, do you say
>Airdynamic
And
>Airnautical
?

Have gay porn full screen on your phone when they come by with the snack cart