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Does size matter?
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Yes, the size of your bank account does.
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Not if you strap a dildo on your pelvis
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as long it isnt extremely small or large you're good
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>>688348520
>Implying too large is bad

You don't have to shove the entire thing in, and plus if you've got a monster dick no other men could compete and her gaping vagina would forever be yours.
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>>688348520
thanks
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>>688348808
but isn't it less satisfying if the whole penis doesn't get touched?
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>>688349034
You don't have sex for just the pleasure, or else you'd just jerk off all the time because it's much easier. The experience is a huge part of it.
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>>688348338
As long as you don't get tongue/jaw cramps, the size of your cock is irrelevant. Unless the chick is one of those that hates people going down on her. Then you're completely and utterly fucked.
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>>688349570
ok so just because i'm 5.5 inches i won't have to be a cuck?
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>>688349751
You can work with 5.5 inches, but you better have some good stamina and foreplay.
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>>688348808
too large is bad for some girls. my ex was really tight and if i fucked her too hard sometimes she's bleed. im not long but wide. she was mortified every time this happened. i suggest every man also have lube handy in the bedside table to avoid this
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>>688349751
Haha, you do have to be a cuck not because the size of your cock but the size of your ego.
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>>688348338
they say your dick gets big depending on how much blood there is in it

so, in theory (and i tested it out, it works) if you were to get a needle, extract blood from your arm and put it in your dick, it would get bigger

I did it and it went from 4.6" to 6.4"

try it
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>>688349986
ok cool thanks dude
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>>688350269
omg I just did it and it works, ty anon
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>>688350269
omfg really
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>>688350348
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>>688350269
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>>688350269
such a life savior
I used to be a cuck and my wife would enjoy big black cocks

but now my cock is bigger then those niggers and now I can fully pleasure my wife

thank you anon
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>>688348338
I've been told I'm fine by the few girls I've slept with
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>>688350646
Bet she loves the new color too
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>>688350860
I've been lied to too anon they will get what's coming to them.
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>>688350860
Is that herp?
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>>688350860

looks diseased
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>when every clitoris is bigger than your dick
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>>688350269
This.
The blood gradually moves back to where it's supposed to be, but not all of it, then you do it again.
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>>688350860
>2016
>using a penis pump to make your dick look bigger on 4chan
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>>688348338
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>>688350860
Kek

When will these small dicked manlets learn
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>>688351668
I don't understand troglodyte measurements
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>>688351668
fuck off you faggy weeb
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>>688348338
OP vaps cock
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>>688351861
6 inches = 15cm

I should know that's my tiny chode
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>>688352037
>tiny dick getting angry
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>>688352213
>implying yours is actually big

if yours actually was, you wouldn't be wanking to cartoons you fucking basement dweller
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>>688350148

One of my first girls was super tight like that. Made me feel like a king but it hurt her and made sex ackwards sometimes.

If you have a small dick you have to set your sights on small women, but even then, you never know until you actually fuck. My boy was famously hung and he dated some small girls. Felt bad man.
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>>688350269
this
can confirm.
went from 5.5 to 7.4 inches.
you have to repeat it from time to time and you have to inject it in the spongy body of the penis.
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hey /b/, femanon here...

just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.

sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
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Hi guys femanon here size does matter , if your smaller than 10 inchs you need to drink bleach.
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>>688352873
femanon here
this
small dicked manlets will never get near my pusspuss.
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>>688352757
tits or gtfo
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>>688352757
>>688352873
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>>688353072
Yes and just so they know porn movies are 100% accurate 10 inchs is the normal size.
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>>688348338
why do anons take this dumbass bait?
>>688349570
do those exist?
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>>688353093
I'm not showing my tits to you , you've probably got a tiny 6 inch penis.
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>>688353093
do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. You're all fucking virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on /b/ all day. TITS OR GTFO IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING DEHUMANIZED!
You know as well as I, the majority of you are only misogynist and say “tits or gtfo” because it makes you feel like less of a pathetic loser and failure at life

FUCK OFF!
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>>688353456
tits or gtfo
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>>688353456
Love the troll pic
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>>688353456
I'm one of those skinny bitch's that you Tumblr apes hate , your just mad because no one want's to rape you. Pic related
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>>688352757
>>688352873
>>688353072
real femanon here and you fags b8 3/10.
although there can be a dick too small it can also be too big.
it depends very much on the individual woman.
like men, we are also not built exactly the same. some of us are tighter, some are looser, but in the end, there will be a fit for you, as long as you don't suffer from micropenis.
hell, and even then, get some toys, use your hands, tongue whatever and be creative.
the cuck shit you are all so obsessed with is mainly made by closet fags anyway.
as long as you don't date a whore, you will be fine.
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>>688353456
tits or gtfo
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>>688353456
Oh shit it's this bitch RUN
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>>688353882
tits or gtfo
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Before any of you dickweeds say anything, yes, I am a regular on Tumblr. This website was brought to my attention by a very good friend of mine. She was linked to this website as a joke, and is now severely traumatized. You can say only war vets or people who witness deaths first-hand only get PTSD, but that is a myth. My dear friend now has mild PTSD from this shithole website and refuses to leave the house ever since she visited 4chan. Not only is she traumatized and has PTSD, she also developed severe work-out anxiety. She is a curvy girl, and she posted a selfie on on one of the threads, and was constantly called a fat pig and told to starve herself. Now she is terrified of exercise and visiting any gyms in fear that she will be ridiculed. This is a sick website and I will make sure it gets taken down. It took me a lot of courage to even visit this sick site and stick up for my friend, as your sick comments trigger me and give me nausea as well as panic attacks. But I am doing it anyway. Stop your sick ways or I WILL GET THIS FOUL WEBSITE TAKEN DOWN.
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>>688353882
Stop lying , you know we all love burito's.
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>>688354139
tits or gtfo
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>>688353456
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>>688350148
>she was mortified every time this happened
good times
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7 inch dick here. Didn't matter in high school cos I was a pussy, dick size don't matter if nobody sees it.
Really as long as you are not freakishly small or deformed and you can make a girl cum you will be fine.
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>>688354139
I'm so skinny , you jelly much oh wait you already ate all the jelly.
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>>688350269
if you had extracted that blood from your leg it would have gotten to 8.64"
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>>688354167
fuck you and 5 inch your gas station burritos
mantits or gtfo
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>>688354139
show me that PTSD tits and ass!!!
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>>688354431
Don't you want my wet pussy you little manlet ?
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>>688353456
Lol youre tits are probably ugly then
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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn’t even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, $1,450 dollars a month in child support, $3,725 dollars a month in alimony and I basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.

He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can’t afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Clearly, we are the superior gender. And you fat, basement dwelling neckbeards are not worthy of seeing my tits.
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>>688348808
I mean for your own pleasure getting the entire thing in feels fucking good mang
but too small is definitely worse than too big unless you cant even get it in at all
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>>688353456
Alright since Tumblr fat butch aint showing tits or ass
Here's a chubby butch that sent me nudes
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>>688353882
Luckily when a man is born the dick fairy asks us what size penis we would like, and goves it to us. So we're totally ok with this being a big part of whether or not a girl will be in a relationship with is. Totally ok.
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>tfw when your dick is so big yo-
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>>688354139
If this isn't bait I'll cut my nails with a Stanley knife
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>>688355347
it's not bait now do it faggot pics with timestamp
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https://chatstep.com/#PicsNotSuppose2Share
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>>688354139
Tits and then GTFO!
>>688354200
Fixed it for you.
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>>688349751
5.5 is quite literally average, isnt it? Did you actually think that being completely normal is a bad thing?
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>>688354881
>And you fat, basement dwelling neckbeards are not worthy of seeing my tits.
GTFO it is then.
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>>688355050
Thanks man.
>>688353456
See Tumblr fat bitch, we are a sharing, caring community.
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>>688357115
>jezebel
>abcnews
>cosmopolitan

Pffffffffffffffft, way to discredit yourself
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Femanon here my penis is bigger than any of you little manlets could ever dream of having.
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>>688348386
/thread
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>>688357617
Would let fuck me/10
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>>688357535
oh
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>>688353298
Yes my ex. She said it 'feels like a warm slug'
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>>688354881
Maybe you should use some of that money for some liposuction and a face lift. My ex is afraid of me because she's a fat lazy couch potato that can take her child away as I please. Like 80% of women who just shit there fast lazy asses on there men's couch all you gotta do is suck a dick and make a sandwich. I'm sure your fat ass will do fine living off someone else
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>>688358381
Not gonna look at them eyes buddy.
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Im 6'5 and thought I had a small dick. Lost 30lbs, holy shit dick is magically huge.
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>>688357441
Yeah you fat lard!
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>>688349245
>You don't have sex for just the pleasure
spot the beta nu-male
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>>688358381
sauce?
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>>688348808
meh, I'd rather not want a too large one inside me because that'd fucking hurt.
>it isnt about size, but about thickness anyways
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>>688353456
at first i thought u were serious and then I saw the pic
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You could always fuck a couple of whores and ask them afterwards. Whores meaning caddy girls with no morals not professional dick takers for hire.
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Yes it does
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Reverse Image Search exists, and you stupid fucking degenerates fall for the b8. God damn.
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>>688354139
I want to put my pepe in your pooper
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>ITT anons pretend their women
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>>688362682
...their women what?
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>>688352757
>caring what the fuck the woman wants
i'm fucking you because it feels good to me, i dont give a shit if you cum or not
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>>688351668
sounds good
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>>688362902
>prove you are a virgin in 2 sentences or less
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femanon here

i only want the tinyest dicks to fill up my massive puss puss
and no i wont be giving tits
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Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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>>688363290
prove i'm a virgin? i just don't care if the other person cums.. when you watch a movie in the cinema, do you legitimately care if the other people enjoy it? you might ask if they did, but if they say no, you really don't care because you thought it was fucking awesome
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>>688363902
>prove you are mad and have a small penis in the same post
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>>688350269
I need pics. Who would put a needle close to their junk?
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>>688364563
I cant tell if you are joking or not
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>>688348338
The only girls who care about above average dicks are size queens and fat chicks since their blubber takes a couple inches out of the equation.
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>>688354139
Good, no one wants to see that
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Femanon here

I think that the syllables niggers coons 88 my ass is capable of breeding dorito trump ownership
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>This thread
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>>688366100
nice dubs
thanks for clearing that up
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>>688363897
I don't think anyone with money would spend it on you ursula
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>Fact: Women are oppressed by other genders
>Fact: Women will be equal to men when we oppress them as much as they oppress us
>Fact: You're uncomfortable with this because you've been deluded by The Patriarchy
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>>688355153

>tfw when
>this face when when
>when when
>yo-
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>>688348338
with my sexel life, only taste matters
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>>688357115

lol "correlation". hard science being done right there
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>>688363897

Trigglypuff? is that you
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>>688367615
>reverse search
>equal rights for fathers
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>>688348386
/thread
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>>688351668
>30cm+
That's a fucking foot. What in the hell? NO ONE has a foot-long.
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>>688348338
Of course it matters..
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>>688368693
done
boner
dick
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>>688351668
>halfway to ahegao
I'll take it.
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>>688348338
Where did you find this animation of Trump pleasuring himself?
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