Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
>>688347441
That's from the teletubbies nigger
>>688347441
Yeah yeah its the teletubbies machine. Hahaha so funny. I, anon, got you owned, isnt that funny? You wanted this. Now find another repost to do edgelord
>>688347441
you write like tumblr and prolly smell of shit
kys tbh fam
>>688347441
I KNOW TUBBY CUSTARD WHEN I SEE IT ASSHOLE
>>688347441
Preach it, you're truly addressing the most important problems humanity faces.
The worst part about mechanically separated chicken is that when I near give myself a concussion running after public transportation, end up late to a minimum wage job in a state with lower than federal MW, i go through the day doing fool's work and fighting through almost passing out every 5 minutes from the pain and am I going to get a promotion? No, my teeth are falling out of my head at age 21 and suicide occupies my mind like a flashing image beckoning to be mimicked like a sign showing the answer to a pizzle. I stay an hour late to help close and when I get home my only other is so detached from reality, of such an objective nature that when I walk in with my uniform still on they implicate that I was off doing something behind their back like I give a shit about where my dick is right now. So I tell them I know they've been cheating on me for most of the time we were together and I leave and where the fuck do I go? I go to get chicken nuggets mother fucker. Have you ever had chicken nuggets?
>>688347441
Hello mr chicken
>>688347441
>But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
Yes. That is all that matters for me.
>>688347441
>It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from
hotdogs are made from it, sure. But dont be a fucking retard. McD uses real white meat chicken now. Before they used whipped chicken fat
>>688347441
nigga thats from fucking teletubbies
>>688348098
NOO NOO
>>688347441
Already been debunked time and time again.
>>688349139
>all these grown ass niggas with no kids recognizing teletubbies
>>688347441
The real deal is a pale pink paste, and when cooked it's still delicious.
>>688347441
>implying I even care
>>688347441
Pic already been proven not related. So tell me op. What do you eat then?
It looks like tubby custard
>i like
>>688347441
Who cares? It still tastes good. People still pay for it. Your desparate grasp for attention will go unnoticed
Excuse me sir, that is Tubby Custard, it is the primary source of nourishment for Teletubbies.
>>688347441
That's been disproven 100 times over. Keep believing your gramma's Facebook posts, though, it makes it easier to spot the retards.
>>688347441
>mechanically separated
>the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all
Op, do you know what words mean?
>>688349333
Or smart faggots that know how to use google, what a waste of trips
Not all of use are millennials, op.
>>688350084
The same text has been paired with multiple images, and none of them are valid.
>>688347441
Yo, I worked at mcdonalds. I know what it's made from. And even if I'm wrong, I don't eat fast food because it's unhealthy. So FACK YOU ASHHOLE.
>>688347441
That's the Teletubby food machine retards.
>>688347441
waste none want none, seems efficient, but then saying that it's CRAWLING WITH BACTERIA, is commenting on how raw chicken/meat is naturally.
So anyways,
[[CITATIONS NEEDED]]
else it's just a urban legend, like the toilet gator.
>>688347441
Go eat some kale faggot
Everyone knows nuggets and shit are chicken scraps. They're the hot dogs of the chicken world
Oksy I'll stop eating nuggies but can I squirt some on a salad
>>688350357
It's not as if the real thing isn't gross but there appears to be many image mismatches. Ones matched with propaganda tend to actually be ice cream or fish paste. The real images are duller and have unadjusted camera-generated resolutions.
>>688350724
It's made from the frozen nuggets you receive via truck? lol don't pretend mcdonalds actually cooks things
Dis nigga styoopid
>>688349103
/thread
this is the custard shit from teletubbies
>>688350724
What do you eat
>>688347441
THIS IS LITERALLY A REPOST
I'VE SEEN THIS EXACT POST
FUCK OFF DICKHEAD OP
LET ME FAP WITHOUT CRINGING TO SHIT LIKE THIS
>>688347441
well, OP isn't wrong because that's exactly what mcnuggets are made of but seeing as how i dont give a shit, OP can go eat a bowl of chicken assholes.
>>688347441
First off the pic is not related to chicken nuggets. Second off. I wouldn't care even if it was.
Faggots in today's bullshit over sensitized over outraged culture need to remember one thing.
Be fucking happy you have cheap fucking food to live off of. If this was 2 hundred years ago or more you all would not give 2 fucks what it was. You'd eat it and think whatever oppressive government's religion's deity you had to worship.
If you don't like it cause you're thankfully spoiled in this first world privilege you get to live in. Shut you tranny sucking hole and don't eat it.
People who complain about this are the people who think they have a moral high ground. Like fucking vegetarians or animal rights tards. Same fucking argument applies. If it was 200 years ago, you wouldn't give 2 shits about the animal. The dumbest argument being "if you saw the places the meat came from you'd agree" or "if you saw what the sausages were packed in you never eat it again."
If you didn't grow up in a privileged first world you'd eat the every fucking kitten when you went without food for a week at a time regularly.
Shut the fuck up and eat the delicious pink shit, and the cute animals.
>>688347441
Nice job reposting something from fucking Tumblr of all places
>>688347441
You're not even close bro, I worked in a food processing plant
MFW when the daycare generation gets all its info from John Oliver
Just kys now faget
https://www.propublica.org/special/and-you-thought-it-was-just-pink-slime
http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/your_questions/our_food/do-you-use-so-called-pink-slime-in-your-burgers.html
Haha, McDonalds is so pissed at this copypasta they made an image macro with the most commonly misused image.
>>688351188
Looks like raw meat that's been ground up and condensed. Shrug. Also the part about ammonia is a blatant lie. Why can't people just say "hey fast food is unhealthy please take it easy on that stuff" instead of making up bullshit scare tactics?
>>688352600
Can you blame them? Idiots like op were believing that lie.
>>688351759
This. Couldn't have said it better myself.
>>688349766
dicks
>>688352760
Because it's tasty and people know it
Oh, it's this thread again.
>>688353225
Oh it's this comment again
>>688347441
We're not all retarded you know.
..and here's the non-mechanical part - looks just as good!
>>688354042
obviously someone has never hunted or fished... or even been on a farm one time in their life. or even seen an animal except maybe their house pet.
>>688347441
https://rumorsontheinternets.org/2010/10/06/i-declare-bullshit-on-the-mechanically-separated-chicken-picture/
chicken is made out of strawberry shake? fucking nice dude
>>688347441
The mulching is actually a good idea
It helps us use the carcass more efficiently by processing undesirable parts into something some people will eat
The problem is the chemical treatment.
>>688348078
That's because it's from tumblr.
