What's fucked up with that tattoo, exactly?

>>688338579
The fuck is wrong with the tattoo ? Looks decent

>>688338784
having a tattoo is the fail :^)

>>688338579
>>688338838
lmao fucking horrible

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>>688338579
OP just an angry virgin. Here's the girl before tattoo

>>688338784
>>688338752
Tattoo by itself is ok, the art is nice, but the size and location are awful

>>688338915
edgy

>>688338838
>SDstretchedto16:9.jpg

>>688338838
kek

>>688339063
not as edgy as growing up envying people cooler than you with tats and thinking thats how you'll finally be one of the cool kids

then you get a bunch of silly tats and a few piercings but you're still the same lame ass poser with no original ideas

thats the essence of edge

>>688339361

Nothing you ever do will be original or unique.

Maybe some people just enjoy that stuff and don't take life so seriously where they are worried about random assholes who post on persian rug trading forums judging them.

>>688339656
I work as a pharmacist and one of my duties is also interviewing potential candidates to work in our pharmacy. A visible tattoo or piercing is an instant deal-breaker, since we have a lot of old people as our customers and the y tend to judge and distrust people with tattoos and piercings. So I think a visible tattoo or piercing is a really stupid decision if you end up trading your ability to get a job for a picture on your skin.

>>688340361
Implying anybody here is beta enough to want to be a pharmsist.... No thanks.

>>688340361
theres a big line between a visible tattoo, and a ugly ass satanic whore tattoo going from my chest up my neck and to my lower jaw. And having 50'' rings in my nose and ears...

I like tattoos, I have some myself.. but they are mostly hidden while at work, hence I respect that.

>>688340462
you got me good. I'm quitting my job asap and getting some ink done. I think I will tattoo a large dick on my forehead.

>>688340361
old people are cunts if they judge people by having tattoos and appearance, personally I won't let a shitty opinion like that influence me decorating my body

>>688340361

It's understood that there are certain work forces that don't allow visible tattoos. And I also understand people don't think about getting tattoos always and make stupid decisions.

But in this modern day if you can cover up your tattoo there are not many jobs that you wont be able to get. If you go hand or neck tattoo I definitely recommend already being rich as fuck. A lot of people have told me that they never would want to work a job that doesn't allow visible tattoos also, which is up to them. Your life shouldn't revolve around your job.

I've been tattooing for 6 years now and I've seen my fair share of all kinds of people.

Still don't personally like piercings though.

>>688338784
lol no it doesnt? The shading has the lightsource coming from random ass places so it looks inconsistent as hell, the "roses" look like crumpled up pieces of paper and the perspective is completely off. It's awful. Not even the shading on the necklace is showing a consistent light source. This is art 101.

>>688340689
You are right of course. A normal tattoo out of plain sight I can live with. I'm not a fan of tattoos altogether but I don't mind people having them.

>>688341147
dunno man seems like a pretty solid trad style piece.. I don't really like it especially the black streaks on the bottom but I wouldn't say it's badly done for what they were going for. lines are pretty clean

>>688341041
That's your own choice, but would you choose a tattoo over a nice high paying job? I mean I wouldn't personally

>>688338949
Shit tat =/= op mad. You fucking idiot.

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>>688341672
I have zero prospect of a high paying 9-5 type job so it makes no difference whether I'm inked or nay

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>>688341992
If I was him I would say "Ice to meet you" to everyone I met

heh

>>688342127
Is that you? I think I may have a job for you, if you catch my drift...

>>688341992
Whatever. Mr. Cool Ice has always been a bad ass.

>>688342312
What kind of position? Any prospect of a raise?

>>688341672
Two sleeves here and back. Front in a few months too.
I'm a resident at a orthopedic private hospital.

>>688338579
I have zero respect for ppl with tattoos unless it is part of their tradition.

I have zero respect for ppl with peircings other than a woman with one on each ear.

Anyone with the above mentioned is a degenerate.

>>688341808
This made me cry

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>>688342312
nothim

>>688342537
A very high probability of a raise. If you know what I mean...

>>688342647
How is it being kissless?

>>688342312
fuck off newfag

>>688342127
we are living in the 2010s, nobody gives a fuck about that anymore

>>688342647
A bit harsh, but deep down i agree.

>>688341992
This wacky guy looks like he enjoys his wacky tattoos. Respect to Mr. Ice.

>>688342584
I'm not really educated in the tattoo slang, I know what sleeve tattoos are but what do you mean here and back? And what is a front? And you are a resident as in doctor or a patient?

>>688342719
>>688342857
>>688342932
Man I was just trying to make a joke. I know how to image search, it wasn't the best joke I know, but I'm not a complete idiot.

>>688343115
I think he meant "two sleeves here, and [my] back"

>>688342931
Unless he lives in a some kind of very alternative (lacking a better word) commune, there's not a big probability that being discriminatory to tattooed people will render you undateable or not attractive to most women. Hell where I live, this is a normal point of view.

>>688342961
give a fuck about what?

>>688343356
Oh, now everything makes much more sense, thanks!

>>688342961
>>688342961
Nobody gives a fuck about anything anymore because it's the current year.

>>688343536
Its more about him being a faggot about it.

>>688343864
Being a faggot might decrease your chances significantly, I agree :)

>>688343832
Well I know that, I was just wondering you were referring to specifically

>>688343237
I knew y-you were joking anon kun

>>688342127
And fake tits? AND self cutting scars? Goodluck bros

>>688340361
Oh wow, cool, a parrot.

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>>688344791
I will be honest and admit that I have no idea if i'm being insulted

In 20 years everyone that sees this will think they tattooed their dad or grandpa.

>>688345049
Everyone who sees what?
You kind of need to specify.

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Teddyboygreg

>>688345243
I meant the sanders portraits.

>>688341992
true fridge mode, mirin.

>>688345444
Hair is worse than the tattoos

>>688345680
Oh. Well actually, it may look like they did a self portrait of themselves. Assuming they are odd looking jewish men.

>>688345874
I bet she (or he?) added the Africa part when she realised what the first two lines meant

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>>688340462
>mfw faggot looks down on pharmacists
>mfw faggot can't even spell pharmacist right

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>>688344295
holy shit that is terrible

>>688346036
It's all fresh m8 - look at the redness.

>>688346297
Well maybe she realized it immediately after getting the first part done. HA!

>>688340361
I work for the government and have many visible tattoos. Piercings weren't allowed, but tattoos were fine. Not sure why a fucking pharmacy would be so fucking behind in times

>>688345444
>you sure you want a pair of tits on your face?
>would it be worse than the barber pole on my nose?
>>688344759
>Implying Bernie supporters are old enough to get tattoos
>>688344728
>...A what?
>A zombie pope, can you do it or can't you?
>>688344376
>It's been a dream of mine for years to have Christopher Walken eating a baby on my arm
>>688342725
>What did you say you do for a career again?
>I'm an accountant, but I'm thinking of leaving
>yeah I wouldn't take that risk if you don't have an offer
>>688339400
>I said just give me a butterfly on my lower back
>It's basically the same thing
>>688338838
>I mean, that's not too weird is it?
>I've done Darth Vader on a guys cheek, you're a breath of fresh air

>>688346458
OK, you win.

>>688346495
It's not that any of the employees have something against tattoos and piercings, it's the concern that because most of our clients are senior citizens, they would outright complain about it (they complain about unusual hairstyles already) or just go to another pharmacy instead. We are a business and have to keep clients. So it means that we must avoid tattooed employees.

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>>688344295

>>688338579
she's a dumb cunt

>>688346784
Not one of the other posters, and I disagree with people being discriminated against in job interviews due to tattoos; unless there is a genuine reason. In this case there is a genuine reason. The post is a customer facing role, and the demographic of the customers is made up of a high proportion of a generation who still see tattoos as only belonging on sailors, prisoners or bikers.

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Tattoomachines, birthdays and booze doesn't mix well.

>>688347413
A football fan?

>>688347413
Oh shit son.

Laser removal is pretty cheap these days.

Or a cover up maybe?

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No one posted this gem yet?
Pretty disappointed.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273234/Man-tattoos-girlfriends-FACE--met-24-hours-earlier.html

>>688347413
When I got my first tattoo the artist showed my dad (his whole right arm is tattooed by the same guy) a pentagram on his palm that he got because he was bored

>>688347578
Not especially interested in football, no, main cause was being an drunk idiot

>>688342647
>I have zero respect for ppl with tattoos unless it is part of their tradition.

What tradition? If a guy's grandfather and father served in the navy and got anchor tats and the guy never served, it's OK for him to get an anchor tat? How does a tradition start anyway?

>I have zero respect for ppl with peircings other than a woman with one on each ear.

What makes the ear special? Why is piercing one part of the body, which everyone can see, OK but piercing another part of the body, which people generally can't see, OK? Why is one earring OK but not two?

>Anyone with the above mentioned is a degenerate.

Sounds like superficial judgement.

>>688347669
"Oh shit" indeed.
I am going for that first option. It's affordable, but not inexpensive, so I gotta wait until I have saved a bit more.

>>688347704

This was pretty much the same, the party had started to decline

>>688347683
Well he did ruin her for pretty much any other man so that is a smart move in itself

>>688342719
Fuck off

>>688347916
I think he meant like tribal tattoos of indigenous people as tradition.

>>688348079
Makes me think of the guy who passed out and got a dick tattooed in his forehead

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This is why this place
Even a completely personal choice that effects only the self is either the tightest shit ever
Or deserves to burn in Hell

Also who would win in fight?

The Rock?
Or
The Rock with no tattoos?

>>688340511
Would fuck 10/10

>>688348359
wat?

>>688348409
fuck the skull right in the nose

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>>688348359
This is why I love this place*

The fucking dishonor I just brought on family
I'm disgrace

>>688348359
Teh Rock bro. Everyone knows tattoos make you badass!!

>>688343886
That's pretty clever and we'll done

>>688338752
Its the giant black lines for no reason. They are unneeded and take away from the tattoo.

>>688338579
ITT: Delusional milinials attempting to sound badass. No your tatoo's arent cool, they arent artistic.Not they have no other meaning then you wanted to be 'cool' and 'fit' in.In 10 years they will look like shit.
If you ever have an accident and it scraps your tatto, you wasted all that money and now you have a hug scar in the middle of your $1k tatoo.

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>>688346532
Whoa, we got a comedian here.

>>688344295
fuck, man i feel sorry for her

>>688338579
how is this a fail

>>688341041
I judge people by tattooes and appearance, and especially piercings. And I have never once been wrong. Ear gauges are especially an immediate disqualification from being taken seriously or trusted.

>>688338838
I want to see what this looks like with Chest hair

>>688343886
I mean, that's pretty fucking cool/well done

>>688344295
Holy shit that's worse than my first tattoo which I ended up getting covered up and made even worse.

>>688348859
>everyone with stretched ears in untustworthy

mmmmmkay

>>688347683
>www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273234/Man-tattoos-girlfriends-FACE--met-24-hours-earlier.html
She's still hot af

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>>688344499
Is that a Jaffa helmet work-in-progress as he loses his hair?

>>688340511
that actually looks like some good work. just a really bad idea

>>688347413
All you needed to get was a dot on each finger fuck sake, how retarded are you serious question?

>>688341808
Boy am I glad for that red arrow, however else could I have possibly found the mistake

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>>688342269

>>688349039
I have built an entire career off of correctly stereotyping people. They're all losers, hence their desire to mutilate themselves.

>>688348917
It's an eagle with a beard. A bearded eagle. A bald bearded eagle

>>688347413
Not trolling you man, but what does it say?

>>688349070
>no CSS
That is going to be one boring looking list.

>>688349070
This is actually really cool.

>>688349787
Oh jesus, who the fuck cares?

>>688342127
butterface

>>688349657
ACAB

All Cops are Bastards

Shit tier anarchist confirmed.

>>688349070
>Sebastian
>Teaguen

There's your fucking cringe

>>688349657
Not the guy, but i think A.C.A.B. as in all cops are bastards

>>688349953
Isn't Sebastian a normal name? I'm sincerely asking.

>>688350059
It might be normal, but that doesn't mean it's not archaic and shit-tier

I don't have any tattoos. Can't put graffiti on the temple of God.

>>688349973
Helghan in da house

>>688342127
trap/10

>>688339400
I mean you say this is a fail, but as tramp stamps go it's entirely accurate

>>688349936
That's the best way to spell autism

>>688349070
only programmers will get this

>>688342725
Lol

>>688341147
Yup. Looks like she went to the "affordable" shop.

>>688349787
>implying you would have your stylesheet anywhere near your code

>>688348689
ITT: fuckin morons argue
>also learn to spell fuck wit

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>>688349803
>HTML
>This is actually really cool

>>688350745
this is true for pretty much any /b/ thread

>>688339010
I like the location. The art is very poor, though.

>>688350059
depends on the location, pretty much common in scandinavian countries

i got a pretty fucked up star on my chest. gonna get it covered soon or removed

>>688349089
Stargate one kek

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>>688350592
And that's all they'll be "getting"

>>688339565
What does this even mean?

>>688349070
kill me nowww

>>688350592
>programmers

HTML doesn't count m9

>>688350834
what about the size? I think tattoos this big are genuinely bad. And if she wears a bikini the panties will split the tattoo in half which kind of beats the purpose.

>>688340462
You're fucking 12 so you don't have to worry for a few years anyway.

>>688349070
>HTML
What a pleb

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Dis one

>>688350710
>implying he has a css tattoo on his fucking ass

>>688350917
Maybe he has a brother/son/ friend who has down's syndrome and someone called him trash, so he got a tattoo that says they weren't trash

>>688351043
I mean its a pretty cool drawing, but why the fuck would you paint it on your arm

>>688351120
why is the asshole inflamed D:

>>688344728
K
C
U
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he must have been sucking a cock while being tattooed

>>688338949
she ruined her body with such a shit tat smh

>>688341147
Shading looks good for what they were trying to accomplish I think. The tattoo is fine I just don't like the style in general.

>>688351120
Who the fuck gets wincest tatt'd on themselves?

>>688349956
>>688349936
Cheers, that is a stupid thing to tattoo on yourself.

>>688341041
>old people are cunts

Sure they are. Does that make your childish defiance worth missing out on opportunities?

>>688350831
You're right, some are more special though

>>688351043
But how does that ship even float tho?

>>688349070
Hope there isn't another kid.
>injects another element into the list with js

>>688351166
That's Brian Peppers, newfriend.

>>688350710
should put an external reference line at the base of his skull that links to his other arm where the styling will go

>on all levels except physical am I a webpage

>>688338579
I work in a county jail, I wish I could show you pictures of the dumb shit dudes let get tattooed on their bodies lol.

>>688341808
There's so much beauty in this world.

>>688342961
You are sadly mistaken.

>>688344909
I will be honest and admit you're a cuck.

I am from a really small town on the east coast of Canada, tattoos are around but they aren't really out in the open. I moved to Albuquerque last year and tattoo culture is HUGE here, everyone has tattooos, the shops are everywhere. I see people with facial tattoos on the regular. It's really strange to see such a shift, I also have tattoo though they are all kind of small and in hidden places.

>>688342127
Every time this chick gets posted: why did she spend all that money on ink instead of saving up to get that grill straightened out? Bitch probably spends 100 bucks a week on toothpicks.

>>688351505
On water

>>688342269
he's german

>>688349070
When a kid dies he should comment it out
<!--Sebastian-->

>>688350592
I think even non-programmers can read.

>>688347683
I feel sorry for him. A grill that would let you tattoo her face after 24 hours must atotally insane wreck

>>688351520
Well, you learn something new everyday

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>>688350592
>Programmers
Fuck You

>>688338579
Nice arrangement - for a coffin lid

>>688351120
have you got a pic of the other bubble, its pissing me off I need to know what it says.

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>>688351712

>>688351712
Well, now I know I'm being insulted. I still don't understand the first comment though.

>>688351446

someone from wisconsin. stupid rednecks. at least they give you a good zozzle every now and then

>>688347683
That's very poorly shopped.

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>>688338579
This bitsh

>>688342961
which is why you see so many people with visible tattoos in professional and/or lucrative careers, right? oh wait, no, they're all still "artists" and bartenders and sugarbaby sluts and shit. tatslut alt girls are invading the world of cosplay now too which is hilarious. anything to keep from having a real job or stable future.

not because they have tattoos, ofc, but because of the kind of personality and mindset it takes to get tattoos is mutually exclusive with the long term future planning it takes to make a financial success of yourself.

>>688347683
>dailymail.uk
>reality

Circle one

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this =

>>688351915
kek

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>>688352466
this

>>688352260
who is she

>>688352331
like I said earlier in the thread, if you live in a place like new mexico you see bankers and goverment workers with tattoos. Everyone here has tattoos.

>>688338579
and the ugly people losers has to hurt the people the ugly way cause is ugly and control the socitey

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nothing says hey im not original and very impulsive then getting a shitty tattoo. unless your tattoo cost 10,000 or higher you undersold your permanent skin for life.

>99.999 percent of you have shitty tattoos

>>688338579
n the ugly guys loesrs smell like shit and is ugly as shit and smel llike shit cause is ugly when is sweat and is ugly as shit and try to hurt people

>>688350592
aaand back to the 9gag comments section you go!

>>688351615
there's was so much beauty was in this world*

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>>688352331

>>688352734
Plz hurt yourself

>>688352276
who is she???

>>688339010
You might be a full blown retard. One's view of art isnt meant to overpower others oppinions

>>688352599
new mexico is a depressing shit hole. also no, you don't.

>>688351901
n the ugly guys loesrs smell like shit and is ugly as shit and smel llike shit cause is ugly when is sweat and is ugly as shit and try to hurt people
and hes ugly as shit and try to make people look bad like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit or shit and is ugly as shit and think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers that lie about being ugly or dont smell like doggy poo like the ugly guys losers like the ugly moutaion lion guy that is loser and smel llike dog poo

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Male buddy of mine got a whale tattoo on his forearm. Looks a little something like pic related but color added.

>>688352885
the OP's image has her name in it

>>688352098

It say's "I dunno Summer, that seems kinda gross."

Protip: i've fapped to the original

>>688352331
way above the normal amount of logic on 4chan. bravo, sir. bravo.

>>688338838
UV texture error

>>688352466
n the ugly guys loesrs smell like shit and is ugly as shit and smel llike shit cause is ugly when is sweat and is ugly as shit and try to hurt people
and hes ugly as shit and try to make people look bad like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit or shit and is ugly as shit and think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers that lie about being ugly or dont smell like doggy poo like the ugly guys losers like the ugly moutaion lion guy that is loser and smel llike dog poo

>>688352885
Miranda "Breeding" Stocks

>>688352599
no one wants to live there, either.

>>688352963
I don't really understand what you mean. I just meant that the location and the fact that it's a pretty big tattoo are what is wrong with it, not the art itself.

>>688351050
I see your point. It'd be hot as fuck to look at while I fuck her sideways though, which from the look of this chick is probably what she was going for.

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>>688346532
>Implying Bernie supporters are old enough to get tattoos

>>688338752
The beads on the rosary should not all be the same size and evenly spaced. How is she even supposed to know when to say the Our Father and when to said the Hail Mary?

>>688353020
is it because he likes fat girls?

>>688351520
Which makes the tattoo make less sense.

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>>688352115
cuck, nigga

>>688353054

counterpoint: they are posting on /b/, therefore any talk of "financial success" is conjecture at best.

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>>688350592
>Le 9gag ebin unique get this

I haven't write a code for a single second in my life and I still get it you scrublord

>>688350904
Sleep snug gud smug smug

>>688352115
cuck

>>688338838
Epic Eagle Tits / 10

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>>688346532
meh..

Not the worst. some stuff made me giggle.
not bad anon. could've been a lot shitter

>>688353449
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>>688353240
blasphemy!

>>688352567
No idea but you can see where they pasted the tattoo on. It's bigger than her face in a few spots. Deform tool fail.

>>688352276
Sauce? Who's the bitch on the left

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>>688342127
is that face shopped in? looks fucking huge

>>688352115
Cuck

>>688351505
ghost floats

>>688351875
kek. wtf else kind of answer did he want??

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>>688352977
You can insult all you want it still doesn't detract from the reality of it. Yes, you do. It's common here no matter what you want to tell yourself.

>>688353144
And yet tons of them do. I come from a small city in eastern Canada where most people don't have tattoos or if they do they aren't visible. When I came here it was a bit of a shock but I have come to just see it as normal.

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