>>688336751
Whenever I take a shit, I have to take off my belt completely.

>>688336751
I do not like music. It irritates me.

>>688336751
I'm utterly disgusted by wet paper. Like seriously

>>688336924
All kinds of music? At all times?

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I stole condoms from walmart and jacked off at chucky cheese bathroom. Never got caught lol

>>688337097
Pretty much. I hate going into somewhere where there's music playing. I can handle it if it's just a car driving past or something.

>>688337282
What do you feel when music's playing?

>>688336751
All strip mall abominations make me depressed, what you think you're a weird special snowflake anon?

>>688337473
I just find it annoying like you would any other unwanted noise.

>>688337696
>autism

When I was 17 or so I had fetish for getting completely naked (no socks) and jacking off in the most public places possible. Worst I did was an almost empty church.

>>688337696
Have you tried country music?

I almost never go outside the house because I have IBS and im afraid of shitting myself in public... it fucking sucks. This is why I cant have a gf, even though many girls are interested in me. Fuck my life. Seriously

>>688337995
Have you tried using the restroom right before you leave to somewhere to avoid it?

>>688337811
Jacked off on a plane once the lady next to me was passed out snoring. left the evidence in a blanket think I was 13 back then

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My sister and I have made out when we were drunk. I wanna fuck her. Pic related.

>>688337995
>>688338327
or medication?
if you're having trouble paying for your medication, Astrazenica may be able to help.

>>688337995
Just hose yourself out before you leave the house.

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>>688338341

>>688338473
There's also pfizer RXpathways

When I was about 16 I would frequently steal panties/socks out of my female friends' purses/bags at school and use them to jack off. Never got caught.

>>688337778
Probably
>>688337881
Hell no. I did fuck my cousin once though.

>>688336865
I can understand that, it pisses me off when a belt is around my ankles clinking around.

>>688338582
What's the attraction of panties/underwear and why do people jack off to it?

>>688338449
8 tbh
incest is wincest, anon. never forget

>>688338582
Thought my bro was a cross dresser when he was really young like 15 found bra panties panty hose and lady shoes. Ended up catching him sniffin the panties using the panty hose as a jack off device and the shoes he jizzed in. lol

>>688336924
Interesting. I used to be the same way. I don't know what made me change my mind.

>>688338830
Virgins

>>688338830

I don't really have a thing about underwear, but it was all of theirs I could get if that makes sense. I jack off with them, not to them. Plus the material in underwear usually feels pretty good

The windows xp logoff noise freaks me out

>>688337811
What do you mean almost empty? How did they not see a naked kid masturbating?

I listen to KISS in lethally unhealthy amounts.

>>688339061
pretty much
or horny 12 yo's who just discovered what a boner was last week

>>688338327
I have... but it may just happen suddenly. And 50% its diarrhea
>>688338473
Also tried different medication. Not much help, also doctors havent found cure for IBS yet, even though many people suffer from it.

I don't think I will ever develope the desire to drive a car because of the internet. I have a drivers license but I got it before I discovered /r/watchpeopledie and liveleak.

>>688336751
When I was sixteen my gf broke up with me and I still had her scarf but she never asked for it back so I started cuming in it, I hoped she'd ask for it back but she never did and after six month it's gone brown. I still have it but unsire if I should burn it

>>688337881
Country music has to be one of the most annoying genres

Single dad have 2 kids years old 5 and 7. I let them drink beer and let them smoke e-cigs till they get sick. Little shits need to learn what an adult feels like

>>688339192
How MUCH do you listen to KISS? Gimme a ballpark estimate.

>>688336924
>>688337282
>>688337696

I'm the same way. I try to explain this to people and they think I'm a hipster/autistic but I really just do not like anything about music.

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>>688338923
Yeah she is so tight and sexy

>>688338582
mfw the bags at school never had panties in them, only tights

>>688339385
What color was it before you started cumming to it?

>>688337811
>Jacking off in a church

When i shit i take off my pants and underwear

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A year ago I broke up with an ex n for a good month I would jerk off in public restrooms to fat chick porn. Perfectly SSBBW women with super huge pear shaped asses.

>>688339783
fucking gross

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>>688336924
>>688339602

>>688339724
White with black symbols on it

>>688339769
I do the same actually.

>>688339329
because its not a disease. I was "diagnosed" with it but my doctor said its a disorder so you have to treat differently. High stress and bad dieting are two main factors in IBS. Though mine may not be anywhere like yours I get it occasionally still but am able to control it better.

>>688339584
About three hours a day. Every. Day.

I also read about them every night.

>>688339602
I've had people actually get angry and start shouting when I've tried to explain to them. It seems that some other people have more of an issue with it than I do.

I'm confused why Nickelback is hated so much, some of their songs aren't bad

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>>688339930
And it went brown lol I'd burn it but in a safe distance, can't imagine the stench it'd unleash.

>>688340061
You need to leave.

i speak british english when i'm drunk and once, when an australian friend of mine met 4 canadian girls, they even said that i have less of an accent than he had. german/russian here btw

I always find New Years depressing, even if Im at a party.

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>>688340061

Get the fuck out of here

>>688340249
I think that's regular. At least I feel the same

>>688336924
I only don't like music after listening to it for some period. It's like I have a limit

>>688339179
I was behind a column in a different area. I could see them praying but they couldn't see me.

Nother confession: I had a crush on my aunt when I was seven years old.

>>688340061
Bandwagon hate train. I like them a little, wont listen to them every day god no but every few months I might play a song.

>>688340154
Yeah that's my only probably, I started of doing it as revenge or something but she never asked for it and I started using it as a cum rag, now I don't want it but don't want it to be found, I can't imagine the stench of six minths of cum burning

>>688340327
Not depressing for me but I'm pretty apathetic towards it I guess, why is a new year so special?

>>688339994
Sounds like a loyal fan. You don't even get sick of listening to the same songs repeatedly?

>>688339516

Enjoy jail when one of your little bundles of shit bring their e-cigs to school or tries to bring their buddies beer.

By the way you're a terrible parent and the reason why the world is going to shit.

>>688339516
I see why you're single.

>>688340457
I guess it's just because it's some kind of blank page

>>688339944
How long have you had it? Also how do you controll it? Id apriciate some help

>>688339994
that's nothing, i listen to music like 40 hours a week, 35 of which are the prodigy. it's the only sound that when turned up all the way makes me not hear the trains anymore while commuting. i commute a lot for work and provately, mostly by train, rarely by trams and buses

>>688336751
Sometimes I unscrew a peg from my coat rack, put a condom on it, and put it in my butt. I return it to the coatrack after a fap.

I'm a big double standard:
When my gf of 2 1/2 years broke up with me I went on a date with another girl 3 days after, but a month later I get frustrated and pissed when I hear ex gf is with another guy

i used to make throw away snapchat accounts and send dick pics and fap vids to random guys from reddit. id get lots of pics and vids too. never been interested in guys but i would cum buckets from doing this

>>688336751
I'm bisexual leaning more toward heterosexual but I exclusively have relationships with guys because I really don't like females as people. I am still happy to fuck them though.

>>688339516
You're a terrible parent

>>688339602
You may be autistic.

>>688339385
Stream it

>>688336924
I was the same way until I graduated high school. After that something clicked.

>>688339682
Ye

I love animals and typically sympathize with them more so than humans but im planning to kill my neighbors dog by tossing it food laced with shit.

The owners are cunts and never let it inside so it sits outside and barks extremely loud every day starting 5am nonstop. My two days off a week are miserable because i cant sleep in and the owners dont give a flying fuck to do anything about it.

>>688340249
I have the same feeling anon

>>688339994
Are you the Lincoln park guy and you finally moved onto something else

>>688340427
Where do you currently have it stored? If its been used for 6 months, there has to be some type of odor cumming off from it.

>>688340518
Hes a shit parent we can both agree on that but thats not why the world is going to shit you politically correct trap fucking lesbian.

>>688340722
I'm nearly thirty and I still don't like it. I probably never will. It's not really a problem. I just avoid places that play music.

>>688340856
Linkin Park

>>688339061
Nah I've had plenty of sex and I still like a worn pair of panties. Smells like pussy and pussy smell makes me happy. If the smell of pussy isn't getting you horny you're the virgin and you've never smelled it m8

>>688340764

Try crushing a ton of caffeine pills+finely crushed glass into some hamburger meat and toss it into the yard.

>>688340466
No. Because there are the live versions, the acoustic, the remastered versions.

Two weeks ago, I went and watched their concert film in theaters. It was almost a three hour drive.

>>688341001
Linkedin park

>>688340764
How about instead of killing an innocent animal like a prick, you call the police or some other entity and tell them your neighbors never let their dog in the house?

>>688341282
Lynchpin Pox

>>688336751
Horny middle age/ mature women make me depressed

When I was little I found a worm on the ground outside of my house, I played around with it and then accidentally killed it and felt like shit

>>688340945

>Getting that butthurt

Yes it is. All the white trash and niggers who raise their kids like this are. Guess what those kids do when they become adults? They get exponentially worse than their parents.

The cycle repeats until their bloodline dies from overdoses or shootouts. Social Darwinism always wins, you fucking faggot.

>>688341232
Let me guess, in the 3 hour drive you were listening to....KISS? Whatever makes you happy, nothing odd about that.

From the ages of 8-12, I would frequently ask to visit my aunts house with the sole purpose of finding and sniffing her panties. This is essentially how I learned to jerk off. Now I'm 22 with intense pantie/ Milf fetishes. I need to sniff my girlfriends panties and I even shove my nose in her asshole while she sleeps. Nothing gets me as sexually excited as the smell of her asshole, because it reminds me of my aunts worn panties.

>>688341653
Why don't you just 69 her and put your nose in her asshole while she's awake? I do it with mine weekly, at least.

>>688342224
I actually did that recently and it was pretty incredible. To the point I go borderline numb.

I used to fart in the face of my sleeping brother
But it was some kind of ritual
I would stand next to him in the dark for exactly 2 mins and then unleash a lvl 1000 fart. Then I run away and wait for him to wake up, if not, I'd do it again

>>688342409
I don't understand your milf thing, but the butthole thing, I totally get.

>>688340942
it's stored in my bedroom but the last person to go in said it smelled sour in their

my balls hurt when i sneeze

>>688342615
>I would stand next to him in the dark for a timed interval
>Fart in his face
>Ritual
Were you training him to go down on fat chicks?

>>688336924
I like music in theory, but I can't enjoy listening to it because I've got fucked up ears that are really sensitive. They hurt really easily and sounds come through all distorted, like broken glass or something. Shit sucks.

>>688336865
I strip down buck ass nude to shit, it's the only way I can do it unless it's in public

>>688337060
Consider wet bread

>>688337172
That's so trashy, it's almost admirable. Congrats.

>>688341297
I have twice. Nothing was done because the "weather is warm out".

i hate dome lights in cars. they make me feel paranoid af. it started out as a joke that i hated them then i really started to fucking hate those niggers

I'm no longer motivated to do anything. I browse the tor web for shits and grins because this chan has gone soft. And no, there is no such thing as "special snowflakes" , all snowflakes can and will eventually be redone.

>>688340628
I'm bisexual but pretty much the reverse of you; I can't stand most dudes but I'll happily fuck them, I only want to date chicks though

I never outgrew animism and its going to drive me to kill myself relatively soon

i was addicted to fapping during adolesence, and would fap to pretty much anything and everything, trying new shit all the time, and picked up some weird fetishes

with time they have faded, but i essentially went full normie and regret most of it now, being 11-17 was a strange period in my life

>>688338792
What. Are you like doing leg exercises or dancing while you shit

>>688343935
>animism
Explain?

>>688343904
I can understand being physically attracted to a woman but I've yet to meet one with a personality that I could find tolerable in large doses.

>>688344106
Its like applied schizophrenia. Objects and plants have feelings and human attributes.

>>688344451
i blame disney/pixar

I woke up with gout in my knee and the pain is so bad I couldn't sit on the toilet earlier so I tried to squat and sprayed shit all over the back of the toilet. That's my reward for eating hamburgers and hot dogs all weekend

>>688337995
>almost never go outside
>many girls are interested in me

Fucking kek

>>688340416
Huh. That's actually the same for me when I was 7. I used to jerk my little dick to the thought of her showering

I used to make myself throw up when I was home alone because I thought it was really funny and I'd laugh at it for a solid 30 minutes. Not even autistic

>>688344875
>many girls are interested in me

>>688345507
One time my mom caught me doing it when I was naked and howling in laughter and then I got put into some sort of institution

>>688345507
>make myself throw up
>because I though it was funny
>not even autistic

you sure about that?

>>688345750
I mean besides those weird habits I had when I was younger I'm a pretty normal person with a job and a gf

>>688342775
This, and sometimes my asshole too

>>688344060
I tap my feet out of habit even when I shit. In retrospect its weird but it annoys me so much.

I don't use the microwave for multiples of 2 or 5 seconds

I used to believe I was contacting demons back when I was 14-17 through dark meditation. I know, edgelord tier. But the thing of it is, I still feel entities are watching me.

I hate the number 3. Used to love it. Now I hate it

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>>688336751
/bro i got kicked out of one of those for no reason at all. they serve beer in there...but apparently you cant just go in and drink unless you bring a kid with you. wtf?!

I often go down to the train tracks to this one spot for hours, and try to force myself to jump on the tracks but never can overcome my survival instinct. Yestersay someone saw me walking along the tracks. I think I should just hang myself

>>688343618
Why not just steal the dog and either give it to someone far away or let it free somewhere far away. Give it a chance. Don't kill it.

>>688343618
Why don't you just beat the owners asses fucking pussy .. In the 1600s if someone died from being poisoned 99% chance it was a girl who did it .. Are you a pussy girl anon ?

>>688336751
I had to ban my christian parents from unsupervised visits from my children due to their attempts at indoctrination.

>>688348331
Believing in the Big Bang theory ...
Pathetic faggot

>>688341553
How is that odd?

>>688348405
May I suggest that you go and have a bit of a pray about whatever it is that has rustled your jimmies.

>>688339192
My nigga

>>688336924
get out of here, /mu/

>>688348405
Its a shitty show I know.

i paid my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin to give me a handjob

>>688349640
how much?

>>688349640
did she like it? Was it good?

>>688337545
>strip mall
you americans even have a name for that...

>>688345507
I do stuff like this, but not throwing up. I like to laugh at really awkward situations I've been in irl. Sometimes I do them intentionally to amuse myself.

>>688350387
30 dollars

>>688350392
she started off nervous but started to enjoy it and get into it towards the end

It was amazing
I want to do it again

>>688351026
Does your grillfriend know?

I have a fetish for girls with stomach pain.

female pedophiles/zoophiles get me off faster than anything else

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I'm not actually gay.

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>>688339783

>>688351223
she has no clue

i actually started northern skids(aus) and didnt get raided/arrested

>>688351428
My mother looked like that when she was around that age

>>688351428
Who is that grill, seen her in another thread as well (some fucking).

A man died in my hands about 2 weeks ago, and i didnt feel nothing, is that normal?

>>688351545
hawt!

>>688351889
people die all the time, that's pretty normal yeah

>>688351889
Did this man mean anything to you? Was he family, a friend or a colleague? If not then yes, it is normal.

I cannot play the board game Operation because of that fucking buzzer.

>>688352099
i want to have her do it again or even see if i can get more out of

>>688336751
I am in the process of buying a fursuit to fuck a dude in it.

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I smeered my shit all over my step dads car

>>688352144
>>688352143

Well then, everything is alright, shit happends and they cant prove anything

>>688352868
>and they cant prove anything
that changes stuff tho. You killed a dude?

>>688353025
In a way, i was suppossed to help him but shit happends

>>688353916
Eh, happens

I can't stand the sight change (coins) when I eat. I have to cover it up.

bumpo

bamp

>>688356162
>>688356684
I'm not a robot

>>688351428
Maybe not, but you still look like the type of girl who has to remind people she's a radical vegan every 10 minutes.

>>688357165
Yes you are.

>>688357307
I prefer the term "Mechanical American"

I mess with people in public even when I'm alone.

just randomly talking to people who obv can't handle it

>>688339516
please kill yourself, you worthless piece of white trash.

>>688339516
Lol I like this

I once lured a girl into sending me noods just to blackmail her later.

>>688336751
I do customer service for a mental health insurance company and despite having better job opportunities I choose to stay because hearing all the horrible fucked up stories makes me feel good about my own life I think of I ever got fired I would commit suicide.

>>688358117
This right here i like to do

>I take my mom to get her nails done whenever she wants to
>Wait outside the shop inside a mall
>Tfw large and black
>Sit next to anyone and just say awkward shit
or memes that they don't know/understand

>>688359377
Why would you say something like that without posting said nudes?

>>688359857
>mental health insurance company
There is stuff like that? What makes it different from a regular health insurance?

>>688359162
this guy, always this guy

>>688360416
What? This is /b/ after all, I'm surprised not more fags like that stuff

>>688360590
this guy, always this guy

>>688338341
justyn?

>>688360416
>>688360737
These dudes, always these dudes

>>688362241
These dubs, always these dubs

>>688362302
These scrubs, always these scrubs

i have bi polar and one of my mood swings consists of me thinking im female and acting/dressing really feminine

>>688344159
i can relate anon

>>688343935
it sucks dosent it?

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>>688336751
>Haven't been to Chuck E Cheese's in years. Last time I was a kid for my friends birthday party.
>Friends kid was having a birthday party there. My friend said "why don't you come with us."
>Figured "why not, I haven't played video games in an arcade in years. It will be very nostalgic."
> We arrive and find ourselves the only whites in the place. Everyone else were niggers or spics.
>Fight breaks out inside over someone "stealing" a slice of pizza.
>Chairs are thrown
>We run out and leave right as the Sheriff Department was arriving.
>Kids were smiling and saying "This is the best birthday party ever! Where else can we go to see fights?"