>>688330585
damn wasn't after a feels thread.

>>688330436
Dentist?

>>688331026
medic

>>688330436
construction

>>688330436
I recognise a carriage key. So railways?

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>>688331405
Not bad dude. I'm a train shunter. Cheers.

>>688331594

hipster

>>688332047
Nope. But I do wear outdoors clothing and have a beard.

>>688330436
I can't being my gear home. But what I use is tiles
>wooden guitar
That's the hint^
Btw this is going to be very very hard

>>688332253
Wooden sculpture man

>>688332514
Communications most likely outdoors

>>688332613
Wrong, but I do like making wood carvings. But my job is something else. "hint, it's in the woods"

>>688332514
David Clark Master Race!

>>688332777
woodcutter

>>688332777
Make kindling ? Or tree logger. I'm unsure since you don't have a chainsaw

>>688331594
Rapist?

The only thing I need for work is my hands

>>688332942
Part of it sometimes when needed but not my full job.

>>688332673

well I do communicate and am outdoors but there's a little more to it. Also that radio is just a backup. I've never had to use it yet

>>688333117
Chronic masturbator

>>688332934

i'm thinking about getting a bose but i dont want to spend a fucking grand on a headset

>>688332991
Nope sorry, think of hiking and you might guess it.

>>688333261
Park ranger?

>look I have a job

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>>688330436

>>688331850
Dope. That's kind of my dream job. How is it? How do you get there?

>>688331850

For V-Line?

>>688333345

someone who buys shitty tools from harbor freight

>>688333370
Sissy whore?

>>688333298
Boom there it is! I take care and maintain hiking trails. ( the tape is for marking dangerous trees I can't take care of alone )

>>688333453
Try again

>>688333450
correct!

>>688330436
>>688331850
Holy shit hahaha!

>>688333468
Shit, thats a job I could get into. All I do in my job is attempt to abuse the military's overly-inflated budget by being a middle man for the government and large corporations, allowing the military to spend millions on merchandise that's allotted to help build small businesses

>>688332514
Helicopter pilot/crew?

>>688333468

Cool. I've been thinking about trying to work for the Park Service. However most work is seasonal only and I have a degree in nothing to do with outdoors or environmental stuff

>>688333308
No, you don't, Tyrone.

>>688333308
KEK

>>688333655
Amirite? Also check muh awesome dubs of correct justice.

>>688333370
cosplay?

>>688333655

close enough. flight instructor. I've never been in a helicopter. I fly fixed wing

>>688333836
Faggot?

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>>688330436
GLHF

>>688333637
Shit man sounds complicated.
All I do is walk up and down trails and clear them of fallen trees, branches and other things and make sure ropes on climbs are secure.
I also check for fires etc.
Other than that I just enjoy being outside.

>>688333836

professional neckbeard

>>688333836
A pig

>>688330585
artist

>>688333959

dog or cat owner

>>688333917
Hell's yeah! I knew it was something to do with flight. Plus dubs

>>688334028
graphic designer

>>688333919
I'm a faggot cause I have guns? What? You don't have any? Too bad for you, kid.

>>688330436
Is that an HT1250? Those things are indestructible.

>>688333657
Cool man it's a great gig. But I'm hired full time, all seasons since we get a lot of winter time tourists around here ( Swedish Lapland).
Winter can be a bitch when it's really cold but still gotta keep the trails safe.

>>688333370
webcam disgusting trap whore guy with a feminine penis

>>688334028
Full time meme maker.

>>688334028
is that google ultron?

>>688334161
RIP just zoomed in, GP330.

>>688334065
Kek. The hairs would be that of a cat but its not my line of work

>>688333836
Probably night security guard or something

>>688333377
Brother. I love it. It's dirty work. You work outside regardless of the weather but I have a good crew and it's a great feeling having a specific skill.
>>688333400
The worst Australia has to offer in transport.

>>688333840
You sell water for a living?

>>688333836

i'd say cop but that's a funky holster for a cop

>>688333637

hey tho that trillion dollar f-35 is totally gunna kill terrorists amirite?

>>688333840

lifeguard

>>688330585

negro obviously

>>688334314

Mate, compared to Metro, I reckon they're pretty good.

>>688333836

Private security, for sure.

>>688334026
Yes.
>>688334394
Yes and why?

>>688334173
coder

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Used car salesman

>>688331850
Nice, Freight conductor here.

>>688334842
Russian sleeper who never got woken up due to the fact that the cold war never escalated and you accidentally got activated because some Mexican toddler said your phrase?

>>688335101
Sure, why not?

>>688331850
I'm a freight conductor in California. What's a shunter do?

>>688335101
[A Michael Bay Movie ]

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>>688334520

Wannabe 3d modeller but just has the application installed and procrastinates learning anything.

>>688335267
Cali? you on the UP?

>>688334847

You sit at a desk. That shit has never seen action. Brand fucking new, not to mention the retarded setup you have. May fool retards but god damn son that shit makes you look like a tryhard tool.

>>688334507
Brother. I've worked there. I'm not going to disagree.
With love.

>>688334507
They both suck shit

>>688334823
it's programmer, but yeah

>>688335765
Sound engineer?

>>688335765
some TV studio

>>688334842
Big boss is that you?

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You will never know

>>688335881
Nope

>>688330585
Ikea table, desolate window without curtains.. youre student fag majoring in feminist studies in a major city

>>688335906
Nope

>>688335765
cable guy

>>688336057
Oscilloscopist

>>688336076
Nope

>>688330436
no

>>688335488
I'm a machinegunner you don't set you're shit up like airsoft here. I have live in this thing

>>688333836
A faggot.

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>>688336157
but it's not an oscilloscope m8

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these mostly

>>688336206
you haven't been living in those boots. Those things haven't even seen the dirt

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I got rid of a few items to see if anyone can guess what job and what country.

Hint: Im going to work in a few hours and I work a night shift

>>688336206

You're full of shit.

>>688335964
looks like the device to check for fluid density

>>688336346
Cop or air port security in London

>>688334028
You use google ultron?

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I'll be impressed if anyone successfully guesses what I do... I removed the obvious pieces from the front of the desk, but there's enough hints.

(partially correct answer: I make a mess...)

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tool

>>688330436

you work at the homo sponge bath party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joX2obLaowo

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>>688330436

>>688335765
IT

>>688336572
Latvian soldier

>>688336511
Airsoft gunsmith

>>688336415
Are you even trying?

>>688336572
not all obviously but had the pic on my pc and cant be fucked to take any more

>>688336622
pipele

>>688336600
Close

>>688333836

Attentionwhore?

>>688336592
You're an industrial cock inhaler

>>688335267
Move stock. Attach reattach. Ride trains, send to refueling, refuel, send to repairs. Manage yards.
Basically baby sit the drivers.

>>688335076
How's your job man. I don't know if the saying translates overseas but we have:
The right way. The wrong way. The railway.

>>688336572
cau visiem haha XDD

>>688336622
Correct.

>>688336733
ara nav jaiet?

>>688336511
well you do wood (or plastic?) and metal work plus you got some electronic components lying arround there so you probably fix cars

>>688336592
Ocean navigator

>>688336334
Your damn right I haven't gotten those things dirty those are my house slippers

>>688332514
Park ranger?

>>688336729
kek

>>688336429
not even close

>>688330585
You build ikea furniture. I have the same table.

>>688336879
good one anon, 3rd mate

>>688335964
tree counting person

>>688337137
yep. you got it

>>688336730
Yeah fellow rail it translates. Honestly I love my job. I can't imagine doing anything else. It has it's moments that are complete shit but everything else overcomes it. You see some fucked up shit out there on the rails. Especially late at night. hookers, dead people, wandering animals, foamers and shit. I never get bored.

>>688334690
no trigger guard.

>>688333253
The Bose aren't worth it IMO. I had a friend with a Bose headset and I tried it for a few flights over the DCs. They're just not that much better.

>>688336415
A gunner would write in fluent military jargon and have different, better kit.

Try harder.

>>688336057
Engineer or electronics repair.

>>688336463
UK

Private security

>>688337492
you got a gun?
in the uk? wtf

>>688337031
Graphic designer

>>688336826
paldies

>>688337474
This.

That isnt standard kit for any NATO military I can think of, its NEVER been used in any real capacity, those boots are way too spotless

as someone who has served you are extremely full of shit even megaPOGs have scuffed up boots

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>>688337483
sometimes both ;)

>>688336511
Architecture display modelmaker?

>>688337492
I knew the country based on Bourne movies and the faggety yellow rain coat you lads used up there

>>688337031
Someone with ADD.

>>688337031
The purge anarchy was superior.

>>688336511

Professional organiser.

>>688335765
Sound OR maybe light engineer.

Basically the guy that manages light and sound at gigs and shows, no?

>>688337031
Nice office fag

>>688336733

Vasara ir klat

>>688337031
Video editor

>>688337586
working for a big security firm has its perks

I also have a Colt but that has to be kept at work

>>688337999
Why that many fucking screens?

>>688337474
I'm not American and know I'm talking to civies and here we think retards talk in jargon all the time.

Not sure how you can judge my kit when I'm just showing you a rig and a boot

>>688337801
well, you made me laugh.

what is this "organised" thing, you speak of?

(my work day: 33% making stuff, 57% looking for the tool I used 5 mins ago, 10% talking to the cat.)

>>688337808
No

>>688337586
only the privileged get guns in the UK, unlike you yanks who let any cunt handle them

>>688338861
And your police are a joke.

>>688338298
Anyone can dump generic new kit with no tells and take a pic, and military jargon has moved into civvy space (that's a tell. UKfag?) long ago due to perpetual war. Jargon and nicknames have been part of UK speech since before the Great War. That's why grenades could be referred to as "Mills bombs" in popular literature.

>>688338953
because of..?

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Pshhh. All you faggots can't even into edc.

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>>688337627
2x issued boots(should be making this easier)
1x feild boot
1x 200rnd soft pouch they don't give to POGs

>>688337492
What's the name of your close quarter combat system?

>>688337627
And my rig is non issue. Like most of my kit

>>688336511
JEWELER ?

>>688339617
My sidearm? Its a Glock 19 gen 3

>>688340239
I meant your martial art

>>688340750
>pedophile