Too strong, your eyebrow game is.
Yes, hmmm

>>688330477
Strong, almost as your dub game is.
Yes, hmmm

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>>688329643
cause you're a really nice guy and girls dont go for nice guys only bad guys who treat girls like trash

>cuz ur fukin fat and a NEET u retard

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>>688329643
You can get this gf

cuz u face is a face of a loser, gils dont want to date losers

>>688329643
Because you spend all day online complaining about not having a girlfriend. Every woman who ever rejected you makes you hate all women and feel entitled to their affection whether you're worth it or not. You have nothing to offer a woman. Your looks don't matter. I've seen dudes fuglier than you with girlfriends who lick their balls and shit. If you have to ask why, you probably don't know how obnoxious you are. Women don't owe you a goddamn thing. If you want to get one, quit thinking you're entitled to a girlfriend simply due to the fact that you want one and approach a woman like she's just another human being who also craves affection and not just an object of your desire.

>>688330819
I'm not neet. I'm both employed and in school

because you're not confident nor do you have any social etiquette
if you have those two things than you can easily get a girlfriend

>>688331183
this

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why i can't get a gf, am i ugly?

>>688331183
This
Stop being a fag on the internerd and go to the gym

cuz ur a fat guy.

>>688331209
Being employed, in school, or both has absolutely no bearing on having a girlfriend. I know shitbags who are unemployed and play Xbox all day who have girlfriends. You have no personality. You smell. You have no communication skills. You're autistic. You're entitled. Or maybe a dozen other things. How should I know?

>>688331453
see
>>688331183

>>688329643
You look miserable. That's why.

>>688331183
>another human being
But they are so stupid and ignorant, how?

You look fat, sad, dirty, and possibly poor. Focus on taking care of yourself and develop an alpha, yet not cringey personality and it wouldn't be hard.

>>688331744
>alpha
>not realizing guys calling themselves alpha is cringe
ugh I hate these threads

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>>688329643
Maybe you should start fucking dogs.

>>688331911
so, where is your mother right now?

>>688329643

Join a gym and workout every day. Pick a basic workout routine and start lifting/running.

Shave that shit off your face and get a haircut. Wait until you lose weight to buy new clothes.

Spent less time indoors. Go out to random places and get used to being in public. Go to the mall often and just walk around.

After a few months start saying hi to random people. Try to talk to people at your school/work.

Shower at least every other day. Get some armani or gucci perfume (good deals online).

Lessen time on video games/tv shower. Get a kindle and download books for free and read as much as possible.


That's just the basics bro. Don't be a lazy piece of shit.

Good luck.

>>688329643
faggot ,

> work out in a local gym
> start looking better
> a girl will come to you before you even notice it.

>>688331714
No, you only think that because they don't respond to you. Or they do things you don't like. Firstly, that isn't their fault. Second, they don't owe you their affection. Albert Einstein once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. Maybe it's you, not them. Maybe you're stupid and ignorant. Because apparently, you're the one without a girlfriend. You should understand that a woman can have any man she wants. Even the ugly ones. But they choose based on different parameters than us. Primitive brain shit. Shit like your ability to protect them and make them feel safe. How the fuck is a woman supposed to feel safe with a fucking shill like you?

>>688329643
cause you're fat and gay

>>688329643
Maybe because you try or want one. I mean, why do you want one in the first place? Do you honestly feel some sort of incompleteness without another person? That's mental. I think you've just been programmed by some indoctrinated system to believe you need something that you don't. I don't blame you for becoming a sheep but I blame you for still being one.

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>>688331988
Ain't got one, what's a mother?

>>688332254
>if you want a gf you're a sheep
are you this retarded

Wanting a gf is normal and okay. You sound bitter honestly.

you're fat and gay

>>688329643
By stop complaining on 4chan and actually improving yourself.
>>688331809
Where did this alpha and beta bullshit start? It makes no sense to me.

>>688332403
No he's kind of right

>>688332403
That's what happens to dudes like OP the longer they go without a woman in their life. They jerk off to traps and feel like they can live without women. It's gay, really. But they can't help it. Which is why they could never get a gf to begin with.

>>688329643
Ugly

>>688331809
>says the beta

>>688329643
because you dont smile, are not confident and you need to get a new hair style. if you're out of shape, get in it and then you should start feeling this strange action to yourself, now at this stage you are questioning what women should get you. when you are at this stage you need to go out and trial and error with talking to chicks. if you do this enough you will eventually be able to have a 90% success rate with chicks. done. you are a player. ps. always seek improvement

>>688329643
because you are a cunt

>>688333125
jup

>>688331586
Look at who I replied to you utter fucking retard. I fucking know that

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is this you op?

>>688333033
Can you elaborate on that one?

>>688333567
Yes
>>688333125
I know. Fuck

>>688333566
You can't get a girlfriend but I'm the retard. Okay.

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Find Laurie and I will help you!

>>688333567
Mebe trim the brows? Are you crying or stoned? LOL. If you can't grow a beard yet... don't try. If you can I'd go all out to hide the chub face. Other than that, don't be a sad sack... people pick up on that in general, let alone females looking for potential mates.

>>688329643
cuz u ugly af kill yourself

>>688333567
Are you fucking crying bro? Just add that to the list of reasons why you don't have a gf.

>>688334153
Retards have sex. I'm in a doctorate program and I was in the 90th percentile in every standardized test I ever took.

You're a fucking retard.

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>>688329643
You look like a pussy and to add to that you posted on the Internet with you sulking manchild face.

Why can't you get a GF, gee I don't know. Women want men, not manchilds.

> source me. Spent majority of my childhood playing games until I turned 16 and started chasing women and sports.

>>688334461
I never went to college, but I earn in the 6 figures. Don't hate me because you're not me, dude. I don't give a shit what percentile you fall under or what your doctorate is in. You're a socially inept loser who calls people retards and shit. Doesn't hurt my feelings. But you seem mad. You know, you're pretty stupid for someone who claims to be so smart. I know your type. Book smart with no fucking common sense or imagination. Yet more reasons you don't have a gf.

oh its this guy again -.-

>>688329643
Start going outside for starters

>>688334894
Nobody who makes 6 figures posts on 4chan.

You call me mad yet you're the one who wrote a whole fucking paragraph

If you actually did make 6 figures and you're on 4chan you're even more pathetic than me

I don't hate you, you're just fucking retarded

>>688334894
Lol this assblasted faggot thinks nobody knows he's lying on the internet

>>688329643
Well you just look like a guy who's been living alone forever and is resigned to walk around being depressed as fuck. That doesn't attract people in general.

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>>688329643
I'd date you

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>>688329643
k, dis how you fix yo problemz...

>>688329643
>>688336171
It's a match made in cholesterol

you look dead inside
get a haircut, shave and maybe get your eyebrows done

lose weight also but at least do the first three things

>>688336286
Top Kek

OP you're not ugly! :') i'd date you! You should work on your self esteem..

>>688336207
jesus what an abomination

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>>688335695
>>688335695
>nobody who makes 6 figures posts on 4chan
he has a point you know

>>688336774
I am dead inside

>>688329643
It'll be better once you're a maister Sam...

>>688329643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdggrzkjH4M

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>>688329643

'Cause you look like that and make threads like this.

>>688329643
because you are ugly and use 4chan

>>688330477
>>688330652
FUNNEEEEEEEEEE
JOKE!

>>688340319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0qLlAHkBo

>>688331333
wasted trips

>>688329643
because you look like KaneBlueRiver

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>>688334738
Those raffs when two people actually are arguing on 4chan about who is the bigger loser.

berta, clrly, betard. Get training, no more bullshit diet, go to college major in business banking, 5-10 years you will have more money and more pussy than you ever dreamed

>>688333333

>>688329643
no offense but in your picture, you look so desperate . no girl would want a desperate guy

ITT sad fuccbois who think getting a GF is any harder than making a friend with someone.

>>688329643
Well for one you are on 4chan.

Honestly dude, I gave up on women. I do not see the point of pursuing a relationship with someone who would bring me down. So honestly OP if I were you id concentrate on my education, on my skills to further advance in life. Women come later. I have befriended them but man do women drag you down.

Concentrate on your life OP. If you put women first, you are just a beta like all the other boys on this stupid site.

>>688342134
Depends what you mean by friend. Aqcuantiances are easy, but a friend you can trust is hard.

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simple, you just have to look as much like a woman as possible. girls want pretty boys. at least the younger ones. hambeasts are not desirable

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probably because there are no girls in your room, you have to leave to find them

>>688342516
wow i did not realize this picture was deep dream'd in the thumbnail when i uploaded it.

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Just get abs anon. Bitches love it.

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>>688330477
Its true. The urban scowl makes people turn away.

>>688331453
yes

>>688342826
>this is what /fit/ wants you to believe

>>688331333
trips'o'truth

>>688342826
nah, my bf doesn't have much abs but i still love him. i don't think that's an important aspect in choosing a bf

>>688329643
and I think you're cute but you should smile more :)

>>688337601
If you're serious, my kik is autist9000

>>688332112
>Shower at least every other day

You don't shower everyday????

>>688344217
I would smile more if I had a reason to be happy

Thanks though

>>688344536
Well, then change what makes you unhappy

>>688344667
Not having a gf is what makes me unhappy

I cannot win

>>688344536
>if I had a reason to bw happy

Fuck that made me cringe hard.

Happiness doesnt come to you, you have to find it. Keep trying new things like finding a new hobby or interest, or go on a trip around your city, explore it. Dont a fucking beta crying on the internet looking for attention

>inb4 im depressed, you dont know what ive been through.

No but I have a feeling you said hi to a girl and she didnt fuck you. That is no reason to be depressed. Just keep living your life, dont depend on women for happiness because trust me, it aint there.

>>688344771
If you keep having this attitude, you really won't win. Just think that you can do it and that is the first step to winning. I'd really recommend you to get more self confidence. That's the first thing that girls wanna see in their boyfriend.

>>688329643
Because you're a depressed, fat, hobbit, fuck.

>>688345186
At least that's what I was looking for in my bf

>>688345323
i don't think he's fat though

>>688329643

Stop being a mopy sad little cuck , that's probably half the reason right there. Women don't want guys who are emotional wrecks , women are already emotional wrecks and want a guy to look after them not the other way around.

>>688345689
Agreed

>>688331209
Just don't go shooting up a school cause you get rejected plis. Want to feel better about yourself? Don't fucking ask 4chan

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>>688334894
This
>>688335695
I also make a 6figure salary without college. And I'm not sure how you correlate 'us' being on 4chan as retarded. Everyone gets bored man.

>>688345388
And how many pounds do you weigh Ms Samoa?