Should I commit suicide by wrapping a noose around my neck while standing on a stool, and then while standing on the stool I swallow some cyanide pills, and after I swallow the cyanide pills I'll shoot myself in the head with a revolver, and after I shoot myself in the head with the revolver I should lose my balance on the stool so I begin to hang from the noose, while dying from cyanide poisoning, and also dying from the gunshot wound to the brain?
No, you'd just fuck it up
I think you should just for the articles after.
>>688325058
Since you own gfur id suggest getting niggers to rape you to death. You dont even have to worry about anything bad happening to the niggers. Since not all niggers are bad and men cant get raped accoring to social justice today.
>>688325749
what?
>>688325749
Nah, there have been interesting wombo combo suicides. Go big or go home
>>688325933
okay, are there any niggers on b who would like to rape me then?
>>688326016
tell me some
you should make yourself a nice breakfast and go for a walk
>>688326075
Intent on suicide, Frenchman Jacques Lefevre drove a stake into the ground on the top of a cliff overlooking the sea, then tied one end of a rope around the stake and the other around his neck. Being nothing if thorough, Lefevre then drank a bottle of poison, set his clothes on fire, lowered himself over the cliff, and tried to shoot himself in the head. Unfortunately he missed, the bullet cut the rope in two, dropping the hapless gentleman into the sea, where the salt water put out his flaming clothes and the sudden icy cold caused him to spew up the poison.
He later died of exposure.
>>688326278
okay, maybe ill try that and see if i feel better then
>>688326280
Fuck. Good one.
>>688326280
Why would you tell him to do something healthy like that
>>688326597
Maybe demos is just a kind, conscientious person
I still hate his avatar though
>>688326786
yeah his avatar is actually the worst
i legitimately do not understand why everybody hates it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgJaTZOCGLg
>>688326835
I'm sure there has got to be worse but I can't think of any
>>688326961
Something about it is offputting.
ill need to save up for a gun first i guess, I already have $40 in the back, I just need to sell all my posessions to get the rest of the money
>>688327053
I guess the terribly ugly camwhores don't count
>>688327177
camwhores aren't people
>>688325058
Better not. You could hurt yourself by doing that.
>>688327306
is it legal to shoot them yet
also this means eisen is in possession of the worst avatar too
>>688327429
Maybe when Trump makes America great again
>>688327574
Yeah. I won't dispute that
>>688327625
which reminds me to ask you.
the fuck is your avatar
i mean it's cute as fuck and i love it but what IS it
>>688327835
GOD YOU ARE NEW
mevermind, i think ill do this
>>688327877
i only started posting this year pls dont be rude
That reminds me, I forgot my trip
>>688327835
The one I'm currently posting? Kobolds.\
Mostly Dwarf Fortress kobolds.
>>688326040
Niggers are too stupid to use /b/ just book a one way trip to detroit
demo delet ur avatar foldr
I like how this isnt even a furfag thread yet all the avatar fags are here
now do it for real
>>688328427
i like it too
>>688328427
I marked it as a gfur thread so I would have a place to shitpost
but why
why not
also did you melt today?
yes i am currently melting
all fans are go but it's humid as hell in here
>>688325058
that would be awsome.
>>688326040
Don't get buttraped just pop a squat and shit on the floor then pick it up
I saw warcroft movie
It was predank
did you meme people at your motel?
>>688328877
cool
actually i did. someone asked about the party we were having on sunday and i said it was lit.
>>688329063
So you're going to burn the place down or what?
>>688329205
no it's just gonna be an edm party
we might get a little vandalism but it won't burn
>>688329357
>another party you're not invited to
harharhar
>>688329546
i'm so sad nobody ever invites me to their parties like am i just not good enough or do they just not like me and if so why does nobody like me i'm so tired of being alone all of my life and i want this nightmare to end but i cant wake up and i dont think i ever will wake up from this slumber i can never enter i am sad
>>688328729
shroomies or cid ?
>>688329823
hello darkness my old friend
>>688329823
>They'll all pay soon enough
I rarely go to parties since I dont drink and I'd just hangout with drunks who dont talk
I went to a party in march and just talked to all the adults because all the kids were drunk and high
>>688325058
Sounds like overkill.
>>688329950
what
>>688330017
nobody understands the feelings which i feel
>>688330018
I don't party either, just not my scene man. I'm much happier hanging with dorks and losers like you.
>>688330214
takes one to know one nerd
>>688330364
you saw the fucking world of warcraft movie
you're a big nerd.
>>688330214
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA
>>688330589
>>688330589
>>688330589
MAXIMUM OVERNERD
>>688330589
I got free tickets to silver class first showing. It was kewl
>>688330214
ooooooooooooohhh
i thought by melting you meant a psychedelic trip, it was a common mistake my bad.
>>688330780
dang you're a meganerd
>>688330633
there there
it will all be over soon
>>688330780
wow so you're a jew AND a nerd
>>688330838
no i'm too big of a dork to do drugs
work time byebye
>>688330971
I fear it will never be over
Oh, well at least we have a reprieve from bowl-cuts
>>688330936
Im a connected nerd, thank you
>>688330971
Im not a jew, I have a foreskin
>>688331012
gl with the arson
>>688331105
still a nerd, nerd
>>688330971
how old are you ?
this will determine your lameness
>>688326280
If only he got rescued and they called it a cry for help
Who likes dick?
Hello, I am the saddest
Torn to ribbons by the sadist
>>688325058
Also get run over by a bus at the same time.
>>688332627
#Shrekt
>>688325058
You should climb into a large freezer and close the lid, then gently fall asleep and never wake again.
>>688333139
Ah yes, an OPsickle
>>688325058
The bullet misses the brain, the rope snaps and you are left to the slow and agonizing death by cyanide poisoning.
>>688333426
>Has genetic mutation in which he is immune to cyanide
>>688333660
>Dies during genetic mutation experiments.