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>>688322040
Okay this is a cool idea but I have no clue what song

>be me
>be Tony Stark

>>688322337
Captain America?

>be me
>unable to give you up

>>688322040
Travis - Flowers in the Window?

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>see beauty
>try to dance with her
>she start making out with me
>mfw you ask to go to your place
>make spaghetti excuse
>be shopping
>want to pay
>see her
>you talk
>mfw i can cum finally
>pay her
>be in the movies
>check phone
>mfw you called me
>speeding
>mfw awesome song in radio
>wake up and think of you
>mfw good start in the day
>mfw with you

>Playing in this weird bar
>Everyone's incompetent, deaf or stupid
>Accused of being drunk
>I'm not, but my instrument is

>>688322662
nah man
HINT:
>plant is a tree

>>688322847
ah fuck i messed up with the"you"s and "her"s
>you=her/she

>>688322898
Shit, bro.. I'm all out here..
Can I get another hint? What decade?

>>688323012
released in the 90's

>>688323012
also the band is german apparently (just googled them)

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>>688323135
I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky
And all that I can see
Is just a yellow lemon tree

Am I right? :D
Hope I am, my Captcha was finding trees in pictures.

>>688323394
nice!
btw would be great if anyone else would also be posting some greentext songs

>have dyslexia and can't spell
>get stoned 24/7

>>688323538
Agreed, this is a great game. Check this:
>>688322856

Another:

>Can't get you out of my head
>See you every time I close my eyes
>You're far away and I'll probably never see you again, but you're the only one I'll ever love
>You'll stay in my heart forever and that alone makes me feel as though you're here and I feel safe

>>688323753
Afroman - Because I Got High

>>688322856
Cantina Song by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes

>>688324033
nope

>>688324168
Not quite. It's the mid-70s.
Singer's got a very distinctive voice.

>>688324323
oh fuck... i barely listen to older music...

>>688322040

>do you understand?

>should i slow down what im saying in case you're learning disabled?

>you simply don't understand

>one idiotic person

>>688322337
black fucking sabbathhhh

>>688324485
The instrument in question is a piano. And it has been drinking.

>>688322465
>mfw I got text-rickrolled

>take your chances
>he nervous af
>can't talk in front of people
>almost vomit
>pasta

>>688324692
Lose Yourself

>>688322040
>Be me
>Cooking ramen noodles
>Rap

fin.

>be me
>doing what they told me
>doing what they told me
> also, I kill

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>>688324608
>a piano. And it has been drinking.

>I walk alot
>I also want respect

>>688324783
yep

>be me spelling a swear word in phonetic alphabet

>Be me
>Be a toy
>Use me as you'd like, do whatever you want
>I'm always yours

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>>688324848
>Not me

>>688324975
Foxtrot Alpha Golf - Dachshound Crew

>>688324857
500 miles

>>688325143
I'm such an idiot I googled it before I got your joke
I guess you know it kek, good job

>>688324857
>are you talking to me?
>are you talking to me?

>>688325210
wrong

>>688325297
right ding ding

>>688322040
just showing that you can write a pop hit on accident but yet none of the famous popstars write their songs

>you see that precious material cutting stick?
>you like that precious material cutting stick?
>i can use that precious material cutting stick
>mfw i can buy precious material cutting stick and you can't
>i'll use precious material cutting stick to cut air
>drop precious material cutting stick
>cutting stick made from precious material

>be me
>mom sewed my jeans
>my dad gambled alot

>>688322040
lemontree

>>688322856
The piano has been drinking, Tom Waits.

>american-asian food
>heavy riffs
>I cry

>>688325626
chop suey

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>if you use more effort
>you'll get better
>mfw work is never over

>>688325616
Ring ding ding! We have a winner!

>>688325489
House of the Rising Sun

>>688325777
checkem

also, right gj, but I made it quite easy, didn't I?

>>688325716
yuppp

>>688324571

nobody? not even a crack?

>>688325865
Hey maybe. My song wasn't fully solved for ages.

>Introduce myself
>I'm a man of wealth, and taste
>Be wherever and whenever someone did something wrong in history
>Can you guess my name?

>all was good when I was young
>future seemed good
>fast forward
>all kids I knew went to shit
>literally in the whole street
>especially Brandon

>bury beloved pet
>scream its name
>mfw neighbour child got a new bike
>hug you one last time

>>688325996
i feel like knowing it, but have no name in mind

>>688326076
the kids aren't alright?

>>688326015
I still have that unsolved one there
>>688324801

>>688326182
killing in the name of?

>>688322898
lemon tree ez

>>688326154
yesss mah nigger

>>688326182
Hmmm.. Going out on a limb here.. Hell Broke Luce?

>>688326273
uhm... yup

>DUN
>DUDUDUDUN
>DUN
>DUDUDUDUN
>DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUN
>song name?

>>688326052
unsolved

>Be the best in the UK at pinball
>Blind, deaf and dumb kid beats my record
>be sad

>>688326345
shark theme song

>>688326345
final countdown

>>688326340
Shit, man.. Was thinking of that song, but thought that was Chop Suey.
Damn, gotta listen to more SOAD I guess

>>688326345
Sandstorm

>>688326464
pinball wizard

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>>688324631
>mfw someone posts a "mfw" with no picture

>>688326507
you should, they are gr8 m8.

chop suey was literally also mine up there kek

>>688323753
and
>>688322847
are mine and still unsolved

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>>688326608
forgot the attachment sorry bro

>be me
>all day in fucking space
>watching everything from there
>watching your every move
>you don't know i'm there

>Be raining
>You get in a bar
>Band playing
>They put no effort
>Kids in a corner saying bullshit
>The time bell rings
>They play one more and finish

>be me
>swimming at the pool
>10/10 hottie in lane next to me
>try to impress him by holding my breath for really long
>i sink
>oh fuck im drowning
>get to surface
>He fucked off and left

>be me
>be invited to somewhere
>only place I ever want to be invited to actually

>>688326077
>>688326052
>>688325728
still unsolved

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>dating a 10/10
>want to bang her
>she's a startup actress
>mfw i get to bang her

>>688326521
Yeah. Wasn't hard

>>688326052
>>688326436
>>688326998
sympathy for the devil

>>688326778
every breath you take?

>be the year of 3030
>scary times
>i would like for you to meet deltron 0
>and Automator

>>688325728
Harder, better, faster, stronger

>>688327239
yeah

>>688326778
Electric Eye by Judas Priest

>>688326922
Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits

>i hate kids
>but sex is literally better without a condom

I actually think no one will get that one too fast

>fuck schools
>government controls errything
>no wall pls

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>>688322847
the ISLAND JIZZEDIN MY PANTS

>>688327399
dubs speak the truth
and yes you're actually correct

>>688327438
another brick in the wall?

>>688327460
yep

>>688327438
a hard one

>>688327543
oh fuck this was fast

>>688327319
nope nice try tho
>>688327425
winrar

>>688327609
that was too ez bro ;)
gimme something harder
pro-tip: not your penis

> Pal, that's a big black cock

>>688326939
>>688326984
>>688326077
>>688325485
>>688324991
>>688324801
>>688324571
>>688323884
unsolved af

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>>688324991
BARBIE DOLL

>>688327743

>>688324801
is solved

>>688327743
This >>688324801 is killing in the name of

>>688327698
Damn man, I really have no idea now.. Hmm.. Can I get a hint?

>>688325996
>>688327743

>>688324571 is Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence

>>688326141
see>>688327953

>>688326778
Space oddity?

>Hotel near a lake burning
>PAN PAN PAAN
>PAN PAN PANAA
>PAN PAN PAAN
>PAN PAAAN
>(repeat)

>>688328144
i actually thought the same but didnt say it

>>688328199
smoke on the water

>be me
>broke up with my woman
>she couldn't help me with my brain problems
>now people think i'm insane because im frowning alot
>ask people if they can help me occupy my mind

>>688328144
nope
t's already solved btw

>>688328411
Paranoid

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>>688322040
>Illuminated as if were a piece compressed carbon
>Illuminated as if were a piece compressed carbon

> Find light in the beautiful sea
>I choose to be joyous
>You and I, you and I
> we are like compressed pieces of carbon in the atmosphere

>You’re a meteor passing by the stratosphere I see
>A vision of euphoria
>When you hold me, I exist

>>688328509
got it.

>>688328554
Lucy in the sky with diamonds // Shine on you crazy diamond ??

>be me
>be stealing nig nog
>racist cops everywhere
>well yeah, I gotta accept it that's how it is

>>688328554
kek
diamonds ?

>say fuck that
>fuck that
>fuck that

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>>688328765
yup

>>688326984
I'm gonna give a little help on that one

>invitation was by god

>>688327367
The astonishing?

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>>688328679
Close my good sir, but it is of the newer generations musical taste.

>>688328391
Yep

>>>688327721
Still unsolved

> Crazy murderer. What is that?
> Leave, leave, leave.
> Crazy murderer. What is that?
> Fafafafafafafa

>>688329154
Shine shine like a diamond. (maybe that's not the title)

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>>688329367
CLAP CLAP CLAP! WELL DONE SIR! YOU WIN A PRIZE! (SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND)

>>688329219
Psycho killer

>>688329141
Nope, guess again!

>>688327721
Thrift shop

>>688329563
Who is this? It looks exactly like some girl I know. Even the necklace.

>>688329654
YES

>>688329809
NO

>>688326939
Still unsolved

>>688327773
Barbie Girl, but yes ;)

>>688327721
Gigantic from Pixies hahahaha

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>>688322040
>I apologize in advance, I have no funds
> I am not attempting to play the fool
>you may insult as you wish
>but you will not receive a single form of currency from me
>This time I will not back down
> You may push me off balance, but i will return to a standing position.

>da da dam
>da da dam
>du du du
>da da dam
>look that guy becomes a god

>>688330206
Happy birthday

>>688330483
kek wtf no

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>>688322040
>I'm unable to be destroyed by projectiles >nothing to lose
>let loose another volley, let loose another volley
>Ricochet, you take your aim
>let loose another volley, let loose another volley
>You hit me with your projectiles, but I won't fall
>I am a naturally occurring metal

I am titanium

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>>688330617
FUCK!!!!

>>688330584
teletubbie theme song

>>688324789
>Be me
>Look. Slug.
>Dumplings
>End

>>688330800
Chocolate rain

>>688330763
you literally know the song and are obvious trolling
10/10 fell for the first one

>>688330861
Nope.

>Nigger drinks at a bar
>PSX start theme
>Ride motorbike to club
>Boobs in video
>JM guitar solo.
>Nigger vanishes and hasn't release an album in years.

>>688324789
Ramen King? Some shit by filthyfrank

>>688331485
>look that guy becomes a god
Yeah haha I knew it was this one from the beginning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps

>be me
>not able to tell if this world is real or not

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>>688329845
Unknown.

>>688332073
>kill a man
>tell mum i have to leave
>people wants to kill me

>>688332259
Yep.

>>688322040
>be me
>hitch hiking on the side of the road
>old chick rolls up, says shes from Santa Fe
>whatever.jpg
>everything good then suddenly we pull off to the side of the road
>bitch starts telling me how she reads the bible and shit, wants to "know of me"
>next thing i know this bitch is grabbing at my junk!
>shes wildly ripping off my clothes so i nope outta there
>i start running away through the desert
>i look back
>the bitch is chasing after me!
>after awhile she gives up
>be me, raped and freezin'

>>688332186
I LITERALLY HATE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING FOR THIS IMAGE

>>688322040
>I'm your only friend
>I'm not actually your friend
>but I am your friend

>be me
>having an orgy with traps and drugs at my place
>be getting a blow job from this 10/10 trap while doing heroin
>shitiscash.jpg
>this idiot pulls up a gun and shoots one of our guests
>blood ruins my carpet
>cops show up
>I get arrested
>tfw I just wanted to fuck traps and do heroin

>be me
>at this bar
>wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses
>poles and cages with a sick dancefloor
>see this chick
>she's looking at me flirty
>fake confidence and approach her
>drinking and talking with her a lot
>try to get in her pants

>>688332599
Heroin from Lou Reed
Cocaine Eric Clapton

>>688332796
Nope to both

>be me
>homeless
>sleeping on lino

>>688325485
I can swing my sword - Toby Turner

>>688333178
Oh my god that's what it FUCKING was all along I'm so mad

>istanbul was once called constaninople
>why they changed it is nobody's business but the turks

>>688333294
birdhouse in your soul?

>>688333372
That was this one>>688332599
Same band tho

>>688322040
>I have a visual on the movements on a clock
>have a lie down, in a dark room
>start to wonder where my crush is
>they don't answer my calls
>the night it pretty slow
>but at the same time I don't want it to end

>be me
>try to carry my team of shitters
>they miss a goal
>i fuck their girlfriends and film it
>send sextapes to all media outlets
>retire and get easy $ from interviews and shit

hmmm
>be me
>anger
>addiction
>high prices
>no time
>won't do drugs
>need the crude oil
>ill explode
>agressive refrain
>burn everything

>>688333294
They Might Be Giants
Istanbul - Not Constantinople

>>688332743
Anyone?

>>688334540
You got it

ok, than
>man is changing
>alcohol is a drug
>it will change you
>sometimes its hard, hard to tell
>girls will fuck you only for your money
>depressed
>feelsbadman.jpg
>better to spend money on whiskey
>when you try to cross the road to heaven, cars will block the road
>one day, we all will fall into hell
>try to survive
>maybe theres somewhere heaven

>>688333826
Justin Bieber - What do you mean?

>got no memories
>is this a dream
>everything hurts
>justkillmealready

Bamp

boop