>>688317688
Anything...uh... oh! How do you feel about Hillary stealing the DNC nomination from Bernie?

>>688317688
You could have done something more productive like become an engineer, scientist, doctor etc but you chose psychology? Why?

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>>688317816
I don't follow politics.

>>688317828
I am an engineer, actually. A software engineer.
Psychology was my dual major with CS.

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>>688317816
REDDITCUCK IS MAD

>>688317889
Oh... Never mind, then.

>>688317898
Isn't it glorious?

>>688317889
Well alright then.

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>>688317931
Sorry.

>>688317964
*smiles* <4 Anything else I can help you with?

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>>688317889
Why am I into traps but not men?

>>688317688
What is more autistic, a SQL or a non-SQL DB?

>>688317688
What's your favorite color and number?

>>688318009
It's okay.

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>>688318034
Traps look like women, men don't.

>>688318046
SQL is definitely a whole lot more autistic; a true relational database (like D4) is the way to go. No-SQL has a lot of problems though.

>>688318092
blue, 42

>>688318034
You're not straight, but not a full fag either. You like the feminine form. You can accept a cock on that type of body.

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>>688317816

>>688317816
Isn't being given things you didn't earn what Bernie is all about?

Also - she beat him in every way possible. I know you safe space participation trophy retards aren't used to being told you didn't win, but you didn't win. Get over it faggot.

>>688317688
I heard you and Kermit were fighting? What's up with that?

>>688318034
>traps
>not men
Nice b8

How do I stop my porn addiction?

Suffering what i suspect is major depression, can't leave my house. what do I do?

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>tfw i'm computer engineering student ..........

>>688317688
im scared of roaches, help?

>>688318130
But they are men. Why do I like men?

lmap gtfo trap bait, you are a little 14year old fag who is afraid of the world

>>688318130
Interesting. What is your Zodiac sign?

>>688318209
End it

>>688318206
Autoerotic aphyxsiation is the cure

>>688317688
Why do you start this same thread every day?

Why aren't you servicing my cock?

She holds the psychology textbook high, then she lies, lies, lies.

>>688318130
Nice answer, sql is the shit. I can feel a lot of autistic potential young op.
Im a Software-Dev aswell and I never thought you could combine Psychologie and Computer Science since Psychologie has always been an interesting to me

>>688318209
Have you identified what is causing your depression? I went through that for awhile.

The best bet is try to make yourself do things. Take a shower. Take a walk. If you can't get out of bed, okay. But try to make yourself. Some days you will win, some days you wont.

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>>688318211
>tfw you will never be as good as alice

>>688317688
How do I deal with post morten depression?
I just lost my father

>>688317688
What's a p-psychologist? Is it different from regular psychologist? Pathetic?

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>>688317688
I need to buy new shoes but i'm scared to go shopping because of all the normies

What's wrong with me?

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>>688318158
*blinks* We aren't.

>>688318206
Stop watching it.

>>688318209
Tell me more Anonymous *hugs tightly*

>>688318211
Not sure what that face means, but I did a good amount of CE study. Interesting stuff; did you work with ARM or MIPS?

>>688318254
Are you talking to me?

>>688318228
A-ah? Me too! Wanna form a support group?

>>688318272
Don't buy into that so don't know.

>>688318312
This is when I wake up every day.

>>688318323
Oh? How do you think you get A.I.?

>>688318338
It's not like I'm some miracle worker or something. I leave that to Sanae.

>>688318368
*blinks* You absolutely need to go to a doctor. That's a serious issue and it requires extensive therapy and possibly medication. Make an appointment today.

>>688317688
my boyfriend is possessive

>>688317688
Why am I such a faggot?

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>>688318394
You don't realize you are also a normie. Or can order shoes online.

>>688318416
Go on.

>>688318432
All the dick you suck, probably.

>>688318368
Find a new father.

>>688318394
Order shoes online.

>>688318432
Because you love sucking cocks.

>>688317688
So what happened between you and Reimu?

I believe the depression is caused by giving up hard drugs about 15 months ago. something simillar happened the 1st time I got clean years ago, but wasn't nearly this bad

>>688318460
he blows up my phone 30 times a day and when i turn it off he drives to my work place, or just calls my boss

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>>688318492
*blinks* What? Reimu and I are doing fine; she's working on sprites for my game and stuff. Why are people asking about my relationships as if they are in dire straights or something?

Why do i get an erection when im shooting women in video games?

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>>688318472
>Find a new father.

>>688318338
but better than hers
>>688318413
I am still a student alice.......

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>>688318557
Which drugs?

>>688318580
Okay. Call the cops. That's not just possessive, that's obsessive.

>>688318593
Ask your mom, I'm not trained to deal with 13 year olds.

>>688318668
Ah? And?

>>688318593
because you secretly hope they were men

>>688318472
So just cut back on the boners and I'll be okay?

>>688318460
>>688318472
>order shoes online

And end up wasting 50-100€ because the shoes don't fit/look different from the picture? Hell no.

>>688318413
Your birthday is May 17, 1993 which makes you a Taurus, a fixed Earth sign. You are fun to be around with and very energetic.

>>688317688
Why can't I sleep at night?

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>>688317688
Fuck off you fake.

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>>688317688
I feel alone and I am alone for the larger part of the day. I've tried sucide but failed, bought a cheap rope, because I was really broke back then. My last gf left me about a month ago and now wants me back, because I got a raise and her bf doesn't get paid enough. Should I try and kill myself again?

>>688318413
What do you mean with A.I.? Artificial intelligence?
If so: idk dude, ai is really interesting, even more badass would be if you would be able to create somewhat like artificial consciouness.

>>688318719
he's too close to me at the moment, i'm actually afraid of calling the cops...

>>688318719
Im not 13
You said u could help

>>688318769
Do you want to be a faggot or not?

>>688318815
Because you sleep all day and stay up all night posting on 4chan.

>>688318853
Keep at it!

>>688318589
Mostly because of the simultaneous disappearance of the two of you starting Friday

Also because it happened shortly after Ikarous showed up and in your absence multiple threads were made mocking you saying "I'm not a psychologist but ask me anything, anyway and I'll a-answer in a f-fake s-stutter"

Also it can only be natural to assume there are underlying issues when relationships are built around a person who most people don't trust

Since it's an AMA I'll ask another: can you provide counter-evidence against most of the claims made in alicelied.blogspot.com?

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>>688318775
That's why you buy from a place that has a good return policy.

>>688318786
That doesn't really sound like me.

>>688318842
Wow, that's a picture I haven't seen in a while. Thank you Anonymous <4

>>688318815
Tell me more, Anonymous; I can't help with just that!

>>688318853
No, you should go to a doctor!

>>688318866
Yes, that sort of A.I.

>>688318892
Then go away from him and then call the cops.

>>688318909
Knock it off.

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>>688318853
Get a different girl, faggot. Also go read The 33 strategies of war and apply it to all relationships from now on.

>>688317688
first of all nice dubs second of all god damn it alice I STILL CANT LOGIN TO YOUR DAMN CHAT

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>>688317688
I'm just gonna leave this one here

https://telegram.me/joinchat/Dbg7Zz-NKJhc8bp1NW1RMw

Doctor... is this good enough for /b/?

>>688318959
I wake up at 1 in the morning...what does this mean?

>>688318909
No I dont want to be a faggot

>>688318959
i don't even know how he got into my apartment and i'm afraid to ask. anyway how should i break up with him?

>>688318557 (You)
Which drugs?

was a poly-substance abuser. Heroin was doc. also extensively used speedballs (heroin & cocaine co-administered in same syringe) benzos & alcohol

>>688319108
>Copied the "(You)"

Are you replying to your own post and attempting to give yourself advice?

>>688319108
I don't use drugs you fucking twit

>>688319025
People still talk to that person?

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>>688318905
it's because you fap to rule34 all the time you little shit

>>688318959
>I see a therapist weekly, she keeps saying that I'm fine and don't show any signs of beeing suicidal.
I'm supposedly a natural actor
>>688318994
>implying I'd let that cheating whore back into my life
And thannks for the tip anon.

>>688319108
Nice link retard

>>688319091
Have you sucked a dick or jerked off another guy? Or is all a fantasy?

If you've done shit, it's too late. You're homo for life.

>>688319256
No i do not
At least not anymore

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Isn't Alice that anon that fucked a dog?

>>688317688
FOR THE 100TH TIME IT'S PS-PS-PSYCHOLOGIST YOU COCK-MONGLING THUNDERCUNT!

>>688319276
Its by Robert Greene by the way. Pick up The 48 laws of power too with that new raise of yours

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But that's none of my business

How do I increase my confidence?

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>>688318947
Most of the things said on alicelied have no basis in reality, or are simply things I've said, so there is no real way to counter claim them. I suggest you look at the testimonials.

As well, I've not been around due to some unforeseen problems, nothing related to Reimu. That's a bit of a leap, given I usually take weekends off anyway. As if I care what Ikarous says about me.

Also, "most people" is....a bit presumptuous, I'd think. I trust my friends; without them, I'd be nothing. And they trust me; I've proven myself to them. Especially in the case of Reimu.

>>688319024
Ah? It should be unlocked.

>>688319092
I would recommend with a cout order.

>>688319108
Did you do meth?

>>688319276
Go to a different therapist then? Or talk more about your issues? It sounds like you aren't saying everything you are feeling.

>>688319403
Ps-sorry!

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>>688319345
scars of the past

>>688319387
The dog fucked her!

>>688319387
Yes

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I suffer from delusions of grandeur and crippling low self-esteem. Any advice?

>>688319469
Axe body spray. Bathe in it.

>>688319108 (You)
Did you do meth?

Never.

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>>688319456
if you're going to post porn at least post Shinki, Alice's mom is hot as fuck dude.

>>688319474
im going to call my brother over and make him wait outside of my door while i break up with his fuck, thanks alice

>>688319329
Nope just the occasional thought. There is a nice looking girl at work thats been mirin. Should I ask for her number or just be a faggot

>>688319474
working as intended ty :^)

>>688319551
Give shitty advice in the asshole of the internet for five years

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>>688319624
I don't have much of Shinki

I don't fear anything, I can't get scared, and because of this I don't want to go to any phycologists, because I think the first thing they will do when I tell them that they will decide I am a psychopath, or something.

>>688317889
are u a working s/eng?

if so, mcmurrica or? whats the pay like straight out of uni?

>>688319551
Gensokyo exists.

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>>688317688
i sent you an email at [email protected]
please respont i'd really need your advice

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>>688319474
Why should I say everything I'm feeling? I've bottled up my emotions from childhood and I'm very aware of how that can fuck with someones mind, but what other choice I've got? Start talking about everything I'm feeling and get put in a hospital?

>>688319666
If you don't ask you'll never know. Would you rather take the risk and possibly get turned down, or do nothing and never know?

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>>688319722
it should be Manrisa doing this Alice instead of some nigga cock

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>>688319551
*blinks* Odd to be using my picture then. Tell me more, Anonymous!

>>688319605
Then it could be the cocaine....how often did you use it?

>>688319637
My pleasure.

>>688319676
Sorry about that.

>>688319687
Oh, my history is much longer than that, if you are referring to me.

>>688319744
Lack of fear is not indicative of psychopathy.

>>688319756
Can you rephrase that?

>>688319793
I don't see it; can you resend?

>>688319816
Because that's the only way to actually treat the condition. If you are in America or a common wealth, mental hospitals have been defunded so much that even someone clearly psychotic like Ikarous isn't locked up; everything is out patient now. The average in patient stay is something like 4 days.

>>688319793
I sent her an email too and she hasn't replied to me in weeks......

>>688319475
I demand to see your qualifications, i dont think your a real psychologist.

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>>688319816
Because you must support our medical tyrannies
WW3 ain't gonna fund itself

>>688319387
She may legitimately believe so if you keep posting pictures like that. I believe she suffers from a high-function extreme psychosis.

>>688319474
Any public forum (e.g. testimonials) can rarely be trusted in the short-term as /b/ has proven time and again that it's possible to rally enough people to skew attempts at data gathering. A small cult following with sufficient dedication could flood any website with fake testimonials. I'm not saying that's what happened, just that the possibility of it happening makes it a non-conclusive form of evidence in your support. As potential proof of this point, over 50% (13 of 21) comments were all made on the same day, within the same hour (May 9th, 6:45pm to 7:45pm)

That said, continuing to push the matter won't get anywhere. It's just "he said, she said" at this point. Also asking random CS or psyche questions won't serve to prove anything as it's just as easily google-able for me as for you.

Rather than pursuing this or caring, mind posting hand with timestamp?

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I am very critical on my self esteem for events of my past. Most of which, as of lately, has been fapping to everything I could get my hands on during my adolesence. Is this normal? I'm over it now, I spent a lot of my teen years browsing /b/ and attempting to fap to everything. Should I give a shit? Am I irrational? So many questions, dear psychologist anon. I am seeking closure, what do you think of this?

Oh, and for perspective, I am not like this at all nowadays. In fact I've become pretty normie, and everything is going right for me. It's not something I'd really go and see a pscyhologist about but it chips away at me everyday.

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>>688319954
i forwarded the original email to you and sent a new onewith the same text just now i hope you can see it

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>>688319993
what the hell man you are rude you don't even believe me

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>>688319687
Thanks fam, will do <4

>>688319954
Actually I prefer to be called Alice, thank you.

>>688319900
Since you rolled double dubs I'll ask today (provided she's there)

>>688317688
Who is "Ikarous"?

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>>688319500
>her
You seem to be confused

>>688320290
What do you mean?

Then it could be the cocaine....how often did you use it?
Daily when I could afford it, roughly a year.

>>688317688
My girlfriend got drunk and grinded on a strangers dick at the club while dancing. She didnt go any further because some of my friends were in that club and were watching her.She feels very guilty and bad right now and would do anything for forgiveness. What should i do ?

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>>688319987
Oh dear. Let me check my spam filter and such. Is there any possibility you can resend it? I've been a bit busy lately, mostly with medical problems, but I'll be sure to check and see today.

>>688320122
I'm in the shower, though I think I actually have a time stamped hand picture somewhere from when Nevada asked for it...

Well, it's at least one finger, anyway.

The reason so many posts are in such a short time frame is because I noticed the website updated for the first time in a long time and mentioned it to people.

>>688320143
Generally, masturbation is normal and healthy.

>>688320144
I see it! I'll respond once I get to work.

>>688320162
You at least should get better tagged pictures, if you are going to impersonate me.

>>688320256
No one worth concerning yourself over.

>>688320256
Ikarous is an ace anti-Alice agent who was sent into hiding along with Grey after they were unable to overcome Alice's AIDS (Alice Internet Defense Squad). Both of them were independently ravaged by the AIDS but now they've recovered enough to mount an effective resistance.

>>688320256
probably some tripfag like OP was back in the day, hell, someone even had a pic of our psychologist

Ew it linked one of my posts

>>688320222
If she does turn you down, try to just shrug it off and don't get all weird. I made the mistake in the past in waiting to ask a girl out for months, and developed deep feelings for her in the meantime. So I was devastated. Tried convincing her to give me a chance. That's a mistake. If they say no, just let it go and find someone else. There are options out there.

>>688320153
What sort of psychologist uses anime reaction images?
It is a well known fact that anime is a mental illness

>>688319596
Best advice of the thread

>>688320505
Thanks, anon. Will do

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>>688320440
Are you willing to forgive her?

>>688320405
That would do it. You've damaged your dopamine receptors and emitters, pushing you into a lower amount of overall dopamine, and therefore pleasure.

How long since you've done cocaine?

>>688320486
I wouldn't call it "effective".

>>688320521
It isn't in the DSM or ICD that I can see.

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>>688320143
You should seek help anyway, because that's all I'm capable of telling you to do

>>688320457
Ah, of course, but it's the stuff that I masturbated over that bothers me. It's like there's a fear of the people I care about finding out, and it scares the shit out of me. It's all in my head. I used to laugh at it, and it never bothered me, but I had a nervous break down a few months back and everything has just been down hill. I start my new job tomorrow, should I expect myself to return to normal?

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>>688320721
Why did you have a nervous breakdown? Was there any event precipitating it?

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>>688320457
thank you Alice i'll be sure to check my email often

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>>688320786
Sorry for any undue delay!

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>>688320721
No, it's been scientifically proven that humans cannot function without pharmaceuticals. Take lots of drugs.

>>688319469
I insist on my question

>>688317688
How do I make my Spaghetti-O's shoot lightning?

How long since you've done cocaine?

about 15 months

>>688320648
Why wouldn't you call it "effective"?

>>688320457
Afraid I'm going to need full hand and an older picture won't cut it. Definitely need today's timestamp.

>>688320949
Mix a few dimes in before you microwave them.

>>688320648
Alice, it's effective. In the past week you've been called Alex, you had an entire hour-long thread the other night mocking you, and right now people are posting Alice pictures and claiming they are also Alice.

Your regime is coming to an end, the anons will be set free and it's all happening now.

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>>688320521
are you calling an entire community mentally fucked because you see some faggots going on conventions? yeah pretty much everyone hates the fact that vocal minority is making majority look like autistic manchildren.

I don't know what kind of things you enjoy, but I know as much that if you had some guy being obnoxious about it, you would slap that bitch in the face and I would do the same.

>>688320648
Yes im willing to forgive her,but it happened one more time when she got drunk and i was in the same room then. She says that this is the way she likes to dance and when she is drunk she doesnt realise if that person is a stranger or not and that when she dances like that she is not emotionally involved,its just she and her dance. But the thought of a stranger taking advantage of my gf s body while dancing is killing me.she says that if i forgive her it will be the last time when she does that mistake

>>688317688
How do I lose my fear of intimacy?

>>688321053
Thanks.

>>688321063
Praise glorious nippon!

>>688320777
I done something pretty stupid, without thinking of the consequences. Was fucking about on some abandoned property with sensors and didn't realise that the penalty could land me a few years in the slammer. That, and that further charges could be added if the property was purchased. Nothing came of it, but it made me realise that everything in my life right now is great and I could have threw it all a way for a minor mistake. First few weeks was anxiety over what I had done, then the next few weeks were basically anxiety about the legality of shit on the internet and consequences. It eventually evolved into self-criticism, and regret, and questioning, and here I am. Oh, and no, there was no event precipitating anything of the sort, came out of nowhere, spooky realisation.

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>>688320962
Mmm. Have you felt any resolution of symptoms? Is it getting milder, or is it just the same?

>>688320985
Mostly because illness has kept me from making threads a whole lot more than anything anyone else has done.

>>688320989
Maybe tonight, if I am on. It's almost time for me to leave anyway.

>>688321061
"regime"? What am I, a totalitarian government?
The biggest problem currently is I'm sick as a dog; I don't really care what people post in other threads.

And I've had impersonators as long as I've existed.

>>688321082
I would tell her that, Anonymous.

>>688321208
I'll look for you

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>>688320521
That's what these threads are for

Mentally ill people answering questions for other mentally ill people.

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>>688320457
So I get my Alice pictures from a booru, start a fucking blog about it. "Alicefag can't be fucked renaming every picture she uses or drawing fresh OC for every post".

Now do you have a psychology question for me or don't you?

>>688317688
Should I lie to my mom and tell her I love her?

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>>688321263
YOU SANK THIS SHIP

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>>688321189
I wouldn't exactly call such a mistake minor!

>>688321280
I mean. There are booru scrappers to keep the tags. I'll be sure to make a blog though; can't be any more meaningless than alicelied.

Alright everyone. Time for me to go to work.
Email me at [email protected] if you need me.

With all the love in a sick girls weary heart,
Alice2

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>>688320848
don't worry about it i'm still thankful for you

>>688321208
The rebellion doesn't require your acknowledgement but rather the disillusionment and realised shame of the vulnerable would-be followers of the Alice cult.

Is it getting milder, or is it just the same?
Slightly. I now have bouts where I want to break out of my patterns, but don't follow up

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>>688321061
*No one mocked her in that thread, it was a peaceful exchange of ideas.*

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Well i guess i'm waiting for reimu thread rn.

>>688321416
Well, nothing came of it fortunately, so it's all good. Thanks for your time anyways, hoping to see you next time. Remember me by the image I first posted with, Alice-anon. God speed. I should be fine.

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>>688317688
糞食らえメンヘラアリス

>>688318413
we should shove all the roaches to all muslims... is that okay?

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>>688321489
*laughs* If you think I lead a cult, that's really a compliment; that would require me to be charismatic. I think anyone who looks at my threads can tell the opposite is true.

>>688321550
Contact me via email; there are treatment options available.

*drops mic*
*vanishes*

>>688321416
May I have a hug before you go?

>>688321416
What, how dare you! I-I'll make my own blog and post unflattering remarks about both of us on it.

Get out already dumb cunt

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>>688321685
*hugs*

>>688321692
*hugs and taps your nose*

>>688321721
*also hugs, but with a clothespin on her nose*

*gone*

I take pristiq and clonazepam every day.

I still don't have much energy, much happiness, or much motivation. Less than the average normie to be sure.

Should I be going on more drugs?

>>688321765
Ow... you hug really hard...

>>688317688
I have general anxiety disorder, I don't know why and what to do.

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>>688321792
Yes, as many as you can get past your throat.

>>688321765
Passive aggression acknowledged

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stare at me

>>688321061
>>688321489
So you're saying that there will be imageboard drama?
Lol

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>>688319025
Why are you capping my posts?

>>688322012
get out you promised not to post in these

>>688322012
Because he's a good little doggy

>>688317688
>we should shove all the roaches to all muslims... is that okay?

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>>688321965
*I don't even know where this user took those ideas from, that is just not gonna happen.*

>>688322434
Ah, it's Gandalf the Late.
Drama might happen, just remember to not get involved and grab some popcorn.

Alice's gone, time to sage

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>>688322072
No I didn't, what are you talking about?

>>688322093
Alice's dogs at it again.....

>>688321765
Can't say I'm not curious ... How come you don't use a namesync?

>>688322718
nice lies ikarous
>>688319025

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>>688323069
Oh yeah! Why are people calling Ikarous? I'm not that psycho lmao

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>>688322700
*That is actually not my name, but if you want to call me that way i guess there's nothing i can do to prevent you from doing that.*

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>>688321765
Alice is cute!

>>688323219
Yeah so don't impersonate her. We only need one.

>>688323160
lmao c'mon...............show your true self ikarous or ema or your current name The Whore of Babylon.

>>688323160
Wow... You really think people are going to believe that.

>>688323180
I just thought it was funny.
And, assuming you didn't post earlier, you're kind of late.

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>>688323281
Uhh... who are you even lol?

>>688323328
It's weird how people think I'm somepony else

>>688317688
I've been on 4chan for years, and this is literally my first reply on /b/, ever. And possibly my last one.

Please say something cool about me, アリスちゃん, as a token of remembrance for the brief time I spent here.

>>688323475
>somepony
I'm done.

>>688318413
>Fathers death is a serious issue that requires extensive therapy and possibly medication
>Extensive therapy
>MEDICATION

Well you're just one big pussyfart aren't you?

>>688323475
I'm anonymous sometimes i'm red anonymous
>>688323520
You're awesome m8

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How do I improve my social skills?

I feel that being a loner in my mid 20's that I am doomed. Only thing I got going for me is my creative/artistic skills, but it is completely overshadowed by the fact I have no social skills, and that is what people look at and make fun of(also pointing out my flaws to add salt to injutry).

How do I get my mind off of a girl I'm obsessing over? She liked me but my obsession wound up pushing her away.