>>688317075
And inb4 superpowers, only true stuff please.

Get in here you niggers

>>688317075
I get a runny nose when I eat spicy food
When I wipe the last drop with a piece of toilet paper I then wipe my ass with it to check if there's any shit left over

I have more kinds of synesthesia than can be counted on one hand. That's about it, beyond the autism.

>>688317267
Mine's kind of a superpower, if a comparatively lame one.

>>688317075
I can bend my legs behind my head and suck my whole dick down to the base without discomfort

>>688319347
Well, i meant to sau I didn't wanted thus thread to be poluted by things such as : Urr, I can read people minds lololol

>>688320977
Im curious, do you actually suck yourself ? If yes , how does it feel. If no, why not ?

>>688317075
I don't have OCD but I have this weird drill that when I sit down at my PC, I will shift around the keyboard until it is in a certain position. To do that, I also look up and down several times. Some of my close friends saw it and thought I was insane

>>688317075
My ribcage is deformed, I have only a partial right breast muscle, left leg shorter about .5cm, I can vibrate my ear drums. Feeels funny

>>688321905
>vibrate eardrums
what

>>688321905
Would you mind to send a pic of your torso ?

I have mild scoliosis but i completed a 32km forced march in full battle rattle dosed up on painkillers. I also have a lazy eye but came in 2nd out of 200 at the firing range. Unless you habe the canser or aids, i think these are just minor inconveniences

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I have dermatograPhil, aka the skin writing disease

>>688322418
Well, gratz.

>>688322725
Fucking phone, it's Dermatographia

>>688322725
Does it hurt ? If no, can you write /b/ 7/6 please ?

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>>688322725
>>688322911
It doesn't, anything from a stick scratching me to just writing on my skin with a dull pencil will cause it to swell up

>>688323510
make a swastika pls

>>688317075
I can't taste blueberries.
And edamame taste like blood to me

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>>688323739
>>688322725

>>688317075
When I drink from cans, bottles, etc. I drink them from the side of my mouth. Originally started I assume from driving and trying to see and also I have a big nose, but people tell me I'm weird for it.

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I can dislocate the tendons on my right hand at will

If I punch my dick hard enough, then it drips partial jizz and blood mixture

>>688317075
When I'm sexually aroused I just can't help it and I start fucking OP's mom.

>>688323510
Thanks :)

>>688323510
lol I have this

if I wrestle with my friends I'll get huge marks around my neck and they'll freak out

Whenever I tell something to make somebody feel bad or sorry for me, especially my girlfriend, I sneeze.

>>688317075
No joke OP I also sneeze when sexually aroused, I can forcibly sneeze by having an erotic daydream for a couple minutes. Google it, we are not the only ones.

Common but I can pop my knuckles hard enough for people to ask me if i just broke them
Oh, and I can make very fucking loud noise by clacking my tonge, loud enough to be heard at 200 meters

>>688325673
Well I learned something today.

>>688317075
I can feel pressure in my ears. When I'm in a plane and it starts to descend 30,000 feet, I will feel tremendous pain in my ears. I have to act like I'm yawning to release that pressure out of my ears.

>>688326178
Sorry but that's normal, everyone feels that.

>>688317075
>often, when i shit, i get itchy on specific places on my back and on my left arm
>i can crack my erected cock like you crack fingers, but i stopped doing that since it hurted once and i got worried of conseguences

I have gynecomastia, minor, I'm fairly lean and excercise so they're not as big as some other people, but it's not fun to know I can't get rid of it unless I get surgery

I find it hard to interact with people and assume people do not like me
Due to my ineptitude i make people actually dislike me
End up giving the time of day at solapsysm due to depression
Am now ashamed of having been a retarded faggot

>>688326456
DicK cracking? Holy shit

>>688326303
oh... you mean I don't have superpowers? I'm glad it's not just me.

>>688326682
yup. i feel the crack at the base, probably its the pelvis bone or idk something like that
it happened sometime during sex and can be quite loud. i stopped doing that on purpose because i connected my bending on the left to it, possibly

>>688319347
Oh wow you're so fucking cool you stupid lying faggot

I can't see colours at all.

>>688326858
I accidentally did this when I was like 12, never done it since. Thought I fucked up my dick and hindered it growing during puberty. Ive always wondered if thats why I had a below average penis. Probably just paranoia but I remember the feel of that deep click or more so a thud inside me. I got scared thing I had inverted my penis like those tribes do.

>>688326620
had a period like that
i found out that not caring abou them (i mean like not searching for them) made them closer and made them search for me. people don't like when you are too sticky or anxious
good luck bro

>>688326557
Fuck, that is one shitty disease. Have you been called fat bc of it ?

>>688327230
yeah same sensation, the thud inside. it didn't stop the growth otherwhise it mean that i should have a longer dick than my actual 20 centimeters

>>688326620
Same

>>688327602
Nah, but a few guys point it out now and then, I tend to not take my shirt off unless I have to.

>>688327622
Ah thanks, well that's a little load off my mind from over the past decade. Just my shit genetics then.

>>688327952
Damn, I hope you can get an operation soon enough

>>688328038
Thanks

>>688326557
I've heard procedures to fix it are actually pretty cheap, relatively speaking. Wishing ya luck, bud.

>>688324227
cool
op not a faggot

>>688317075
My body is fucked in so many ways:
When I breath my ribcage cracks, my shoulders are overmobile, I can turn them like 450 degrees, my fingers are also overmobile and I can move the in the oposite way they are meant to, my right foot has a problem with a nerve so that eachtime I go from having my foot straight out to slighting bending it up it snaps in the side of my leg and hurts like hell, and so much more.