>>688312151
Nothing. I’m going in dry.

Usually my left hand.

with your GF

> implying you have a GF

>>688312151
my sisters mouth

hand

>>688312415
This

My right hand.

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>>688312151

My pre-cum and occasionally saliva are enough to moist it up.

>>688312380
I envy you

Moniter ing

>>688312151
My hand and forskin no lube needed cutfags

>>688312490

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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my greasy palms

>>688312343
>not using right hand

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Pic related

>>688312597
Same.

sponge, cup, and a glove
shits great

>>688312597
Unmutilated master race

>>688312151
the tears of my enemies

Lmao sliced up retards, modern man needs no lube.

I'm going to go eay off topic here, does anybody noe anu good hair wax or pomade that uses pig products as its base i stead of bees wax? It's to annou a local muslim haircutter.

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>>688312151
>pic related
thank me later

>>688313681
dapper dan

Don't need any lube because my dick isn't mutilated

>>688313640
Modern man?

What like, faggots?

A real man needs lube. A vagina, right on my dick.

Obviously you are autistic and don't really "think" before you "speak", so I'll just call you a faggot and say, have a good day man, it gets better.

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>>688312151
My hand, you fucking jews!.

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>>688312685
>Not using your left hand
>Not pretending it's your retarded cousin

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>>688312151
yo mama

>>688312151
Both hands.
The up and down and rotation fucking turn a 5/10 situation into a 7/10 one.

>>688312597
This you disgusting cripples

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JLUBE MASTER RACE
>Not being able to make 10 gallons of lube at a moments notice
>current amount of porn on internet

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>>688312151
The blood and tears from my enemies

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>>688312490
Get out

>>688313991
You sound like a I've a cut subspecies of Man, enjoy not having all you manhood intact

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>What do you guys use to wank with
hell i don't know, my fucking hand?

My hand and my dick. I don't have a mutilated jewpecker.

Grool & fingers... sometimes my glass dildo... very rarely a vibe

>>688312271
ye

Nothing, I wasn't mutilated by my own parents as a child, so my dick is self-lubricating.

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Heavy Duty
this shit is slick...

>>688315800
>implying only ones to use lub are cutfags.

using lub is mostly a murican thing. Doesnt matter if ur cut or no

>>688315317
>>688315800
oh, that's what they were talking about. so u guys actually have to buy some shit just to masturbate? jesus

>>688312151
your mum's vagina

>>688312151
I am not a jew so my healthy penis self-lubricates.

>>688315135
>>688313688
i can confirm any of these work like a charm.
>Feels delish

>>688312974
ha I used to use canola oil when I was a kid, then I found WET then astroglide.

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>>688315932
and smells like old cheese

>>688312151
My girlfriend's sister's face cream.

>>688316048
Maybe for someone like you who does not shower or bath but for most the master race that's not an issue

>>688312151
My hand. I use my hand.

My girlfriends vagina, who I wouldn't have if she saw my penis wearing a turtleneck the first time I pulled my pants down

Nothing, I'm not a circumcised jew

>>688316996
jew slave detected

>>688312151
mah skills

>>688315135

Finally a vapor-bro. I'm telling you, this shit isn't like Bengay or IcyHot that will be straight up painful, vaporub and some baby oil for viscosity is amazing. It's a sensation, especially when I nut that is so much better than sex with other women I don't bother anymore.

>>688317317
>is so much better than sex

i never heard/read about adding baby oil to it tho.
But heard u putting some salt in it also feels good. U done that one?

>>688313688
You motherfucker I used this shit once and my dick burned like a bitch had 1st degree burns for 3 weeks.

>cant beat off without cream
>defending his mutilated genitals
merica

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>>688318684

if dubs, u fap with honey

roll

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>>688312151

>>688315526
Best lube ever

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my Penis
>>688312151

>>688314226
Fucking kek

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Smells like dat 16 year old you fucked back in the day

>>688312365
Who the fuck are you even talking to? You know what never mind I actually don't fucking care.

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Doritos dust

Panda tears

>>688312151
Coconut oil

>>688314501

Uh, what is that warning on the bottom left there?

>>688314226
I used my left hand so often, my retarded cousin is now more skilled than my sister.

>>688312151
Saliva

>>688320030
>is an asian product
>says aloma

piss n precum

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>>688312685
>Fap using porn from the internet so often left hand is now go-to for fapping

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>>688312490
mein negro

>>688315135
What would happen if you put some on your dick, then fucked someone?

I'm cut but the doc did a good job so I used what is left of my foreskin.

>>688312490
Hell yeah

>>688312271
this nigga gets it

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>>688312151
its the best

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Cocos butter, smells like bounty

Bad Dragon cumlube

>>688312151
my hand.

>>688312151
The corpse stored in the freezer in my basement.

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>>688312151
I have my foreskin I dont need lube just
stroke my foreskin there is a thin disgustin layer of urine between dick and foreskin which is the perfect lubricant

>>688313640
enjoy the aids

>>688312151
Saliva, pre-cum and pornography

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>>688323719

>>688323687
>4skin master race

>>688312597
I'm uncut but using lube feels much better.

>>688323327
finally another balm bro, ill be balming off tonight

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>>688323946
>Saliva

Disgusting, ur dick must smell awful when wanking

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>>688323687
>>688324011
it's like god wanted us to masturbate

No lube needed

>>688321155
>be me
>15
>work summer at video renting place
>old fuck comes in every tuesday and friday
>rents 2 pornos and buys 2 bags of cheetos
>suddenly stopped (pretty sure that old faggot dont use internet for porn)
>dont know if kill or no

But if this is you and you moved on to doritos, please return your fucking tapes man... its been over 10 years