10/10 would smash her fucking face in

>>688309275
with my cock

>>688309168
no one cares wizardkin

>>688309275
with jizz

>>688309168
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. How about Tina Fey or even Anna Faris? Are you even trying you fucking loser?

She looks like proper US White Trash

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literal goddess

>>688309168

So how does she pay you to keep posting this crap everyday?

Riki Lindholm. She always doesn't steal jokes or constantly tell female comedians how much of a feminist she is.

Nikki Glazier

>>688309168
tina fey, amy poehler, aisha tyler, shelby fero, janet varney, etc. etc.

not that schumer isnt slightly funny and sexy

Fuck right off mate. Her face is fat but shes not fat?! Also she steals her jokes, which are shit.

sarah silverman

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>>688309519
>everyday

I would cum on her face because it's obviously a dumpster.

Wendy Harmer

sorry should have included a pic of Wendy

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>>688310150
keep your ugly chicks out this sex bomb thread

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>>688309890
kek. ausfag detected
>>688309168
she's pretty funny. samantha bee isn't bad too.

>>688309168
She's a fucking hound.

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Amy Schumer's getting her fair share of nuts

>>688309168
>>688310223
Fucking gag.

>>688309168
har di har di haaarrrr not even gonna post a bait pic, if you're not gonna make an effort why should I?

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She looks like a christmas ham that was stung by to many bees.

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hello possums

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>>688310565
i dont follow?

Sarah Silverman.

>>688310223
I don't know if she's funnier, but she's sure smarter.

>>688309168
Why does she keep playing the victim card?

>>688310611
i'm australian and i cannot figure out how dame edna is a big deal. the act is about as funny as a car accident and the jokes are about as old as fucking stonehenge

>>688311002
Because it works.

>>688311002
is it too much to give her body-positive compliments? like is that asking so much? she IS the victim, people treat her like SHIT.

>>688310706
She looks like the weird fucking friend that you spend time with listening to her problems while your friends are nailing her normal looking friends

I know you don't get out alot.

However I work at an ad firm in LA. Work/party with celebrities all the time.

Amy is a fucking land whale in oerson, and her idea of socially funny is cheap sarcasm. Sure her work is decent but she is dreeeeeadful in person.

Actually hot and funny women. I.e. genuinely funny not stand up routine funny
Olivia Munn
Olivia Wilde
Susan Sarandon
That chick from that 70s show the redhead
Also Jennifer Lawrence had me rolling at charity event. She was making jokes about what it's like to accidentally send dick pics to your mom, boss, and girlfriends friends on accident in response to the fappening.

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>>688310765
Good choice mate

>>688310919
billionaire for the win

>>688310342
So she's a tumblrina?

>>688311146
so...about as funny as cliche's like 'funny as a car accident' and as 'old as stonehenge'

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She's hot

>>688309168
Maria Bamford.

>>688311400
She's not.

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>>688309168
Smack the Pony - google it, then watch it. Not only is the humour sharper and funnier than that fucking hogs despite being nearly ten years old, and each one of them is hotter than her in their own way too.

>>688311273
Also forgot to mention Katy Perry she's alot of fun in person too.

>>688311353
come on man, her entire routine is pretty much a dude dressed as a woman. boring.

>>688309168
Name a chick that's actually funny and sexy.

>>688309168
Dude
>Natasha Leggero
>Esther Povitsky
Both are very funny women and I want to put my dick in both. Hang on I'll make a whole list of all the funny and hot women

>>688311659
your mom

>>688309168
Tyler Perry.

>>688311146
Dame Edna was only ever funny, like all drag acts, because we were in on it - CLEARLY an elderly aussie gent in a frock is fucking hilarious, and should be laughed at. But now we live in a world where pointing and laughing at an elderly australian transvestite in the street could get you arrested for a hate crime. 30 years ago, it was so funny you wankers managed to make money exporting how funny it was... Think about that for a minute.

>>688311647
Pretty sure he was the first one to do it. May seem orignal now, but but she was the OG

>>688311659
Doon Philips. Easy.

>>688311716
If that's what you call sexy and funny. Still a technically correct answer.

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>>688309168

>>688309168
I know right? I love Adele!

>>688311496
ive always wanted to bang that one on the scooter

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>>688311659

>>688309168
eww

>>688311758
i just don't think its that funny. i don't think today's society has anything to do with it.

>>688312133

ho god the abdominal roll of fat has more volume than her tits

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Funnier. And sexier. Jewier too.

>>688311690
Riki Lindhome
Nikki Glaser
Aisha Tyler
Maria Bamford

>>688312141
Yes especially with that whiny kid voice

>>688312097
Yeah, there's something about that fucking smile, isn't there? She looks meek, but she'd throw you around the room like a fucking rag doll, I reckon... Ideal.

>>688310919
so much this
plus, she'll be a billionaire when daddy kicks

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>>688312286
if you dont want to bang this babe im afraid your gay

>>688312282
Yep, because in todays society ridicule is no longer allowed, unless you're ridiculing the far right. The left has it sewn up that way, because you know who IS allowed to laugh at transvestites? Faggots. Go to any gay-friendly bar in Soho and eventually you will be entertained by an elderly gentlemen wearing a frock, telling jokes that would make a fucking gunnery sergeant blush.

Todays society is a fucking mess. More people need to be laughed at when they do ridiculous shit, trust me.

>>688312631
My gay what?

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>>688312543
definitely the smile, well noted.

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>>688309385
>>688309564
>>688309533

>>688312769
your gay dad

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>>688310765
Mah nigga!

>>688312918
May gay dad what?

>>688312806
Doon Phillips would still get a fucking good seeing too, mind you - she got that tall, capable, MILF thing going on.

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>>688309168

>>688313131
is gay lol

>>688309168
Women =/= funny
None of them are, they try but fail to be hilarious. Only time they are is by accident like falling on ass.

>>688309168
Kate Micucci
Lucille Ball
Laura Kightlinger
Wendy Liebman
Lisa Lampanelli
Ellen DeGeneres in the '80's

>>688310412
can't tell if this is ironic. I love Melissa McCarthy. I think she's hilarious. I won't see the new Ghostbusters movie and Mike & Molly was shit, but I think she kills it on SNL and I enjoy most of the movies she's in.

>>688310919
Have some JLD cleavage from Seinfeld:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2NvY5DZos8

>>688309168
Natasha Leggero

>>688311408
Have you watched Lady Dynamite? It's amazing.

>>688309168
Alvin!

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>>688309168
This pig is ugly as fuck and not even that funny. Stop shilling.

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Tina Fey

>>688314149
Fuck dude her kind of butcher face makes me want to cum all over it

>>688311400
She looks like a fucking umpa lumpa

>>688309168
that's a dude with tits OP.

Even her side boob is fucking gross

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>>688314543
get some taste /b/ro

>>688314895
What a pudgeball.

Lauren Southern

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>>688315170
>pudgeball

your virgin is showing

>>688314895

saved

>>688315227
>funny

her voice sounds like a dying cat

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>>688315235
Nice try, OP. I've had sex already.

>inb4 "your hand doesn't count" or some other played out bait

>>688315319
your mom doesnt count

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Iliza Shlesinger

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>>688315420
I first had sex when I was 15 with a girl in my middle school. Try again, anon.

>inb4 "imaginary friend"

>>688314895
This is fucking disgusting

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her face is all puckered up

>>688309168
>chick
>funny

kek. nice try anon

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>>688315955

prettier amy

>>688316124
>What's the matter? Afraid of the sight of a strong, Nord woman?

>>688315529
>15
what took so long faggot?

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>>688316340
>implying 15 isn't the perfect age for your first fuck
Lemme guess, you smashed at 7. That's understandable; you precum / premature birth babies tend to do everything faster.

>>688310706
bailey jay fucking amy shurmer would be outstanding
please tell me there is video

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>>688316340
>not having your uncle rape you at age 6

>>688316501
14 actually with the dopest chick at school

>>688317093
That's one year younger than mine, I don't see why you're talking shit.

Also
>middle school girls
>dope
You must still be a minor.

>>688317192
>>688317093
you fucking kids are both faggots

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>>688317369
>he thinks I'm still 15
Get a load of this wiseguy. I can only assume from this you were never 15. You just came into existence? Just be quiet, nigger.

>>688317192
1 year at that age makes a lot of difference you retarded faggot

>Every comedian talks about how hot she is, how great her show is, good her stand up is
>Rogan and everyone who shit on Mencia or called out others for stealing bits just says "oh, coming up with the exact same joke/skit happens! no big deal!"

When/if her show gets canned, how many days do you think it'll take til she starts getting trashed?

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Cecily "should have just read the image name" Strong

>>688309451
Goddess of pie, maybe.

>>688316501
>Trying this hard

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>>688317501
I was likely more mature than you at that age, hence why you think 1 year truly makes a difference. Minor confirmed.

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she is so funny and sexy

>>688317676
How was that trying hard?

>>688309168
This thread was started by either Amy herself or her agent.

>>688309275
WIth a brick.

>>688309168
>definitely not sexy
>definitely not funny
>2/10
>would bang

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>>688317851
of course thats what celebrities do these days, advertise on autistic manchildren chinese cartoon appreciation forums.

faggot

>>688309168
I havn't killed myself yet because I want to be alive when this beef goblin dies from drinking too much.

>>688309168
>women
>funny
>ever

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>>688318353
>you
>get laid
>never

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>>688309168
Tina Fey even pregnant was hotter than this pig.
Thread/

>>688318454
Having sex makes opinions viable here, i forgot. Also this fat cow isnt remotely funny and you are faggot

>>688315350
If this bitch lost about 150# she would be hot

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>>688312315

>>688309168
>funnier
How about all those people she stole jokes from

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>>688319613
>implying chicks dont look better pregnant

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You fucking idiots, you forgot the star of Wreck it Ralph

>>688319878
Not that one she's a fucking mudshark

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>>688319821
>Funnier

What drug do I have take to enjoy this liar?

Funnier: Tina Fey
Sexier: A 50lb sack of flour
Funnier and Sexier: Kate McKinnon

>Funny
cancer is funnier than that thing

>>688309168
There are 3.5 billion funnier and sexier chick in the world.

>>688319873
>[citation needed]

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>>688320005
lol she's white /b/ro

>>688312777
check em

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>>688315529
You were fifteen in middle school?

>>688320063
There was some video on youtube showing the exact same jokes as old comedians although she had the video copyright claimed so you only see the video on a reaction guys channel

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Nikki Glaser


because she likes anal

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>>688309168
>funnier chick
>sexier chick
pick one, faggot

oh wait.. there is no such thing as a funny chick.
pic related: just as real as funny women

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>>688320115
No shit ? she's still a nigger lover and breeder

>>688309168
i got dragged to watch her standup - it was brutal. however, her show is alright.

>>688309168
wow sohpie turner has really let herself go.

>>688309890
WAT - Wendy fucking Harmer with the cleft palate repair?