>>688308733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA

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No one?

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>>688308733
Fuck off with these

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C'mon faggots! Contribute

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>>688308733

>>688309650
Get that shit out of here.

>>688308733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqhM_3ryICc

>>688309235
> when you download the image off Internet Explorer

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>>688312611

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>>688312925
Thanks anon, have a fishy stick

>>688312611
>here's your (You)

>>688312611
Please don't

>>688312611
Shit

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>>688312611

>>688312925
Thank you Immunity cat

>>688314632
Thank you inmunity cat

got an original for y'all

>Be 9th grade
>end of the year camping trip 2nd day
>campsite was really nice, one with nature n shit
>only downside was we had to pay for showers
>majority of the students, anon included, just dry cleaned with baby wipes
>Jew.jpeg
>middle of the day and just finished a 10k hike with group
>suddenly my friends and I feel a shitspasm develop in our collective stomachs
>Head to restrooms and decide to play a game
> 4 of us were in the toilets, including anon
>game was whoever could make the loudest exit sound and plop wins
>prize was $3, same amount for a shower
>challengeaccepted.mp4
>in cubicles mustering up the chi I can gather and focus it all on my rectum anus
>friends start giggling as our token Asian friend starts screaming like a nigger at a zoo
>everybody was trying hard af
>Chi concentrated rectum at the ready
>"Okay boys, anon is gonna do it"
>nothing but a weak squeak and soundless plop
>anticlimatic af
>friends laugh at my faggotry
>two friends, little boy and fat man,drop theirs
>rates both 6.5
>friend one and two are left behind as we wait for the sudden death match of the last 2 remaining
>suddenly hears knocking on door
>oshit.jpeg (hehe)
>teacher on the door was there oz he heard the noise that ear rapist asian friend made
>asks what are we all doing
>Teacher pauses, as the permeating smell of three shits worth of aroma finds his way into his nostrils
>"Just get out of here"
>"But Friend 1 and 2 are still in the toilet"
> friend 1 screams "Oii you dog don't dob"
>rushes shit (8 we agreed later on) and GTFOs
>Before we knew it, a crowd of 10 kids have all gathered in front of the mens toilet to see tf was happening
>Dumbfuck of a teacher forgot to close the door
>"Hey Friend 2, games over man come on!"
>silence
>Teacher knocks on his cubicle's door
>Crowd wants to get closer but the shitsmell omega barrier keeps them repelled
>only friends and teacher are immune
>"JUST HANG ON" friend 2 screams with a hint of pain

>>688315027
>teacher frozen af
>He's gonna do it
>Wind coincidentally blows harder
>trees sway
>Birds start flying in random patterns
>this is gonna be no ordinary shit
>"ANON AND FRIENDS, THIS IS FOR YOU"
>Letitfuckingrip.jpeg
>The entry sound was like a fucking space ship starting lift off
>PfFFFFFWWWUUUUUOOOOHH
>We can tell that the bast radius and damage from round 1 was chaotic
>Plop game, paintball pelets as fuck
>Paintball pellets ensues, teacher cringes and gtfos in disgust
>Tells us to leave
>"We never leave a strong man behind"
>Wait for his final form
>*TOOT* reverberates through the metal urinals and concrete walls
>then...
>3...2...1...
>GOTTA FUCKING BLAST
>If round 1 was a spaceship this would be the fucking death star revving up for hyper drive
>we hear Barrage after barrage of steaming meteorites until the splashing stops and the toilet becomes filled with shit
>Crowd whimpers, cringes and cracks up
>friends and I were silent
>Hears Friend 2's whimper
I mean I would too if I was Tongued by a Shit covered Poseidon
>Last Wave was the calm after the storm, just tiny ploops
>Wipe wipe, exits toilet
>This man is a hero, we all knew the true winner
>I almost had tears in my eyes
>Teacher is standing there arms crossed
>We hand over our $3 to fired 2, if only we had more to give to this god
>teacher walks away, no words said
>tells crowd to "go back to their site or else"
>Friend 2 tells us at dinner that his hole of champions may be suffering from anal prolapse
>Banter
>Teacher calls our group from the front of the mess hall
>Tells us friend 2 clogged the toilets
>Tells us we can't attend the end of the camp activity (Scuba diving, forgot to mention we were near a beach)
>Whothefuckcares.mkv
>Hella worth it

To this day we still reminisce that moment everytime we're drinking on our porches

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My fav

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Personal fave

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>>688315325
Oh my god, reading this with the morgan freeman accent

topkek

>>688312611
Don't do this

>>688312611

>magic

>>688312611
Bangoonga

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>>688308733
Holy fuck

>melted icecream streams down my wrists

Thank you inmunity cat

>>688312611
wow ok

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>>688316578

>>688312925
thank you wise immunity cat

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>>688309235
Lost

>>688312611
>2
I'm no risker

>>688312611
Fuc

>>688317562
NO

RIP ANON

>>688312925
Is this a reprint

>>688309235
Autistic af
top kek af

>>688317687
This will become the next cancer

>>688312611
:(

404 Thread is dead

>>688312925
Thank you Immunity Cat! We all feel your love.

>>688314632
Praise Immunity Cat

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>>688309834

>>688312611
You mother is a man

>>688312925
thnk u cater

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I am here to save the daaaay!

>>688312157
NEVER POST ANYTHING ANYWHERE AGAIN

>>688312611
Pls no

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I would recommend going here and read the rest, if you liked it: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson

>>688312611
plz no

>>688309417
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>688319084
Kekd

>>688312611
no

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I can't for the love of me, remember why i called it this

>>688309417
Operator, get me the number 911; I need to report a fucking murder.

>>688312611
wao

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>>688319291
Well, that wasn't a green-text. Sorry about that

>>688316915
Filename...

>>688308733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ

you gotta watch the whole thing

>>688312611
ok,ok jeez

>>688309235
topkek

>>688312611
Get niggered.

>>688318876
Bro, got more?

>>688312611
zimbabwe

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>>688320683
Not really, no. I got a few pictures, but that's it

>>688312611
fuck

>>688312611
k

>>688312611
y

>>688315027
>>688315132
underrated

>>688312611
Damn you

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Aah. The best thing about the fucks on 4chan, is that you can hide their posts, and then it'll hide all the fucktards that reply to it. Good times

>>688320683
Oh, i had one more, that i somehow missed

>>688315325
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, ty anon

>>688312611
rolling

>>688314632
Thx kitty

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>>688320932
weak

>>688312925
Godspeed immunity cat

>>688312611
>F

>>688309650
kys

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>>688321240
Well, excuuuuse me, princess. I'm not sorry that i don't have more. I have what i need, and i grab what i want. So far, i haven't really seen anything of interest. I do have 4 Webms, which are only fun with sound. And one of them isn't really "fun" Just retarded. I could post them, if people want it

>>688312611
(you)

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>>688321677
Go kiss yourself

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>>688321699
gotta lurk more buddy, will dump dw

>>688312611
every thread

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turn this shit into a best of 4chan thred

>>688312611
2efjhge

>>688312611
my penis is small

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>>688322221
OFF BY FUCKING ONE

>>68822222

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>>688322222

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>>688322333
muh trips

>>688308733
>lost
>sides

>>688318753
A hero amongst us

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>>688308733
>greentext thread
>doesnt post green text
Not an orange text master race<
Delicious shota orange text<

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>>688322440
boy i got one for ya

>>688312611
:^)

>>688322158
I wanna see this.

>>688312611
You will get cancer one day. I hope

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favourite

>>688312611
Dammit

>>688312611
fuck you

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>>688321889
Heh. Jesus, the nerve of some people

>>688321920
Holy fuck that actually made me laugh! I'm saving that fucker

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>>688322788
save every fucking one for future purposes

>>688312611
K.

>>688308733
It's been a long while since I've seen that. Top keks m8.

>>688314632
>but I'm a dog person

>>688312611
well thats not nice

>>688312611
kazbablanker

>>688312925
Mah nigga.

>>688322100
I love stories like these. I have no patience for racists. Unless they're really hot, in which case i have little patience.
Speaking of, i could go for some mexican food right now.

>>688322125
Same with stories like these.

>>688322766
ayy lmao

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>>688323610
here

>>688312611
Fuck you

>>688323165
please god

>>688312611

>>688312611
ffs

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last 10

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9

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8

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Op here! Thank you /b/ros for contributing! I'm already at work and I'm laughing my ass off!

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5

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nearly done fuckers

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hitler did

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>>688312157
Ha. Haha.
Ha.

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nothing

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wrong
and we're done, thanks fuckers

>151 files
FUCKING MAGIC AAAAAAAA

>>688312611
bazinga

>>688312611
Jokes on you my mom's been dead four years!

>>688312925
Thank you Immunity Cat

>>688312925
Where's the casting cost
>0/10

>>688312611
Bazoinga

>>688317923
Lost, because it's true :^)

>>688314632
Thank you immunity cat

>>688312611
Fuck off you underage summer fag, go fuck your self bitch

>>688315027
>>688315132
Someone screencap this.

>>688312925
Thanks Immunity Cat

>>688312611
Reply

>>688312611
bapzinga

>>688315325
Topkek I'm fucking crying

Mommy

>>688312611
Guh

>Be me
>Sheepish beta, 18, male, white, high school senior
>See qt3.14 in hallway walking to math for 8th period
>Feeling a bit courageous that day
>supbb.exe
>Walk over and say hi
>"Umm... who are you?" she asks
>"Anon, we have math class together."
It takes her a while to remember who I am, but she eventually does and we get to talking.
>Conversation lasts all of passing period.
>qt asks if I want to skip class and go out to the football field
>mmmyeah.jpg
>Go under big tree and enjoy beautiful day.
>We talk all afternoon and into the evening.
>Stadium lights turn on as the sun goes away (long football practice that day)
>Look into qt's eyes
>They shine like 1000 freshly shined pennies in a Jew's bank
>We both smile
>Lean in
>Start making out
>yussss.gif
>Things get heavy
>2nd base initiated
>She reaches down to my pants
>otphj engaged.
>Both start moaning
>Ask if she wants to go to my house (I live a block away, easily walkable)
>Stadium lights begin to flicker as the team enters their final portion of practice
>qt says she has to show me something
>I say okay
>She stands up
>Pulls down her pants
>ohgod.fuckme
>Stare in shock at a pants worm in my face
>Says she wants a bj
>Song starts playing over loudspeaker immediately after the sentence is uttered because practice was ending.
>Say it ain't so
>I will not blow
>Turn the lights off
>I'm walking home
>nana nana nana nana na na, nana nana nana nana na na

>>688312611
shiy

>>688312611
reply

>>688322846
I'm saving it in my Dropbox, because i lost a shitload when my old pc died. So i don't want to fill it with shit

>>688318876
Wow I'm actually tearing up man

>>688312611
I'd rather not m8

>>688312611
i fucked my bff boyfriend

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>>688325963

>>688312611
i cri

>>688309257
serves him right, what a dipshit

>>688312611
Braaaaaaaaaapp

>>688312925
Not a moment too soon :^)