my cars friend tried to mom me in the back of my finger

>>688308544
jk I don't have fingers

>>688308408

my finger's car tried to friend me in the back of my mom

My car fingered the back of my mom in...oh wait

stole a bunch of noodz of my housemate gf from his phone

>inb4 post them
can't post since he lurks b

I make nudes and sex videos of my gf on the condition I immediately delete them. I don't.

>>688310027
That's pretty stupid of her

>>688310027
Care to share?

I am intrigued by DAFU can anyone who seen it green text pls

>>688310562

I know, but it turns me on to know how much she trusts me.

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sssh

I catfished a girl

I've had a second job experience in an insurance recommendation agency.
They had 2 bathrooms and someone had their toothbrush in the one upstairs. I used to go take a shit there every now and then as to not block the customer's restroom.

One day I stuck the toothbursh up my ass and had a little fin session...
Rinse and repeat the last 2 days kek

i come to 4chan and make shit up in secret threads.

>>688310027
This is about to soon become the new. "My moms friend fingered me in the back of my moms car" legend i swear

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The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can groom her 12 yo daughter

I make sex and nude delete of my videos on the gf I immediately condition them. I do.

I make gfs and sex videos of my friend's mom on the condition I immediately car them. I back of my mom.

>>688311664
source for pic?

>>688308408
i fuck roadkill....

I'm cheating on my husband on deployment with someone he knows.

He has asked multiple times if I'm in love with this other guy, and I've said no every time, because I wasn't. But it has happened now while he's on deployment and he's going to kill me if/when he finds out

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i have no secrets

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>>688312112

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>>688312676
Well, that's fucking weird. Something reminded me about that movie, I re-read up on it.. and here you now are.

My dad walked in on me riding my dildo I think I'm going to try to get caught again.

Her body is buried in the backyard :)

Cam blackmail is my speciality

Their lawyers won't save them from the court of public opinion. Also this is a death penalty state

>>688312213
Good. Cheating is one thing, but it takes a real sack of shit to cheat on your significant other while they are away in the military. I hope you life is completely ruined and your never able to be happy again.

>>688314255
I can't spell, apparently. But, I might as well take this opportunity while I'm correcting myself to reiterate how much of a horrible person you are. Please kill yourself before your PTSD riddled husband does after he finds out.

>>688312213
You're the worst kind of human

You have no soul and that's a damn shame

You should confess to him while he's deployed and just fucking cut the cord, he deserves WAY better than you. You owe him that much, he's putting his life on the line

>>688314255
All of this is spot on.

I pray she never finds happiness ever again with another human myself

I caught my dad sniffing my roommates panties. He owns a house and rents the rooms out to random people. I was staying there for a while and found him one morning mid-sniff in a pair of her underwear. I never told anyone because I didn't want to creep her out. And also because my dad is also a pastor and married so it's just extra weird..

Anyone seen DAFU?

Green text it for me

>>688312213
Yea youre a short person. If you're gonna cheat why not just leave? Then you can be the loose person you want to be with no reprocuctions. But what makes it worse is this he's serving his country so people like you can cheat on him. Do you know in certain countries in the East youd be stoned to death for what you've done. I've never understood how people can do that. The only thing that surprises me is that this behavior is very common with army wives. You're gonna get what's coming to you. He's gonna find out. Everything done in the dark always comes to light.

Between the ages of 11-13i was living in the Caribbean. And during those 2 years I fucked damn near every girl younger than me in their ass in my small town on the island. It was the kind of place where everyone knew everyone. It was always only in the ass and I always finished inside. I swear those little nignogs had plump asses for their age and the tightest booty hole. But that was over 20 years ago can I haven't done it since. Still the memories still get me rock hard. Their my most treasured possessions

I have done many things that would get me arrested and definitely divorced if my wife or the police ever found out.... including getting my daughter to perform on webcam for me during the MSN days

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>>688315133
I've never understood the complete lack of honor either; just leave him and let him find someone who won't do this to him.

We have or had a lot of this in Alberta before oil collapsed and everyone got laid off, and the oilfield workers would only be gone for weeks at a time...

As soon as women don't have someone worshipping their sex appeal they seem totally okay with finding a substitute and then justify it as someone else's fault.

Your selfishness is going to ruin his only life if you don't have the courage to either come clean or just fucking end it if you can't do that...

I spy on my sis in law and my gf's best friends. Everyone thinks I'm the man she deserves and I'm the man of her dreams. Little do they know. Sometimes, I'm scared to place to cam to get caught, bc my relationship will be over and I don't want that. But on the other hand, her sister and her friends are hot as hell, so I keep on going...

>>688315576
you have vids to share?

>>688315133
It is really sad how frequently this occurs. Couples in the military are some of the only couples who have a decent shot at the actual American Dream, which is super rare these days. Stay together, do their time in the service, buy a house, settle down, raise a family early and live happily ever after. And these dudes fucking deserve a life like that to come home to after going away and fighting for their country. But these fucking bitches throw it all away because, why? They get a little lonely or something? So fucking sad for them. These guys are going to have a hard enough time adjusting to life again if they go and fight, and then they have to deal with losing the one thing keeping them alive that entire time once they come back. All because some slut couldn't wait a little while for some dick and companionship. It seriously is a fucking shame.

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>>688308408
popped a cherry to one of the kids react girls in a hotel room

Last time I fucked a married woman her husband came home and i jump out the window naked. LOL

>>688315973
you serious? story?

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I am an addicted cheater and was never honest in any relationship i had.

i cheated on my current gf about 50 times.. and i just cant stop it... i need a newly fresh pussy every once and while.

i am sorry hun.

>>688315876
Haha no
I never recordedand would I put my underage daughter on the net for you ahem "sickos"

>>688316220
How very white knight of you

I smiled when I found out my ex got into an accident.

>>688316220
I understand, but ask yourself who's the sicko in the first place...sharing is caring bro

>>688316183
Don't string her along forever then so she can move on with her life; that's all I did when I was like that; not fair to keep them hooked when you've no intention of truly giving them what they want.

3-4 months tops then just find someone else to be steady with.

>>688315973
Any nakie ones?

>>688316371
Kek

>>688316422
yes but i can't show here for obvious reasons

>>688316386

we've been together for about 6 years now and she's the best i ever had.
dont think i can let her go.. it's not that i don't love her.. but i need to fuck other girls once a month or so - props to tinder btw. which makes it very very easy

>>688316385
Kek again
I also had my young niece wank me in the bath a few times because "she made it hard" and told her that her auntie (wife) would be mad at her for doing it

>>688315750
And then they'll do mental gymnastics and make it or to be your fault. "I was lonely, he made me feel special, blah blah. And we just have to deal with it. It's criminal the amount of crap these types of women get away with. You knew the conditions of being with him. If you didn't want to be in that position LEAVE. I don't understand why they don't just leave. Oh wait yea I do they love the financial and medical perks they get. Truly disgusting. Im going into trucking soon and I own my own home. I'm engaged, and I told her " I love you to death. But what you came to me with, you'll leave with if I ever catch you cheating on me." I got a prenup and everything. And she signed it. Because she said she's with me for my not my possessions. So we'll see what happens. But seriously how can people do this to their partners. They'd hate if it were done to them

I'm bisexual, but considering the majority of my sex partners have been guys, I'm starting to wonder if I'm just gay.

>>688308408
I secretly am an alien and also a ghost.

>>688316544
Just show without face bro

>>688312213
Faggot

>>688316837
if u have a clue which one is it, go on omegle and type just her name in interests and i will show you

Sister came out of a long term relationship and was out partying hard. Her friends took her back home trashed. They helped her puke her guts out. After laying her to rest and left I then went into her room. I took her pjs off, spread her pussy lips and ate her out.

>>688308408
I don't rewind my BluRays before I send them back to Netflix.
I also leave the toilet seat up in men's public restrooms.

i was very close 2 times to kill 2 people.. one off them was my best friend..

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>>688317808
Top kek

>>688317101
I typed in Krischelle, nothing happened?

I killed my coworker on 9/11 because he went back up the stairs to get my briefcase.

>>688317685
do you have pics of your sis?

I like trap

>>688312213
You should consider suicide.

>>688317945
not her mate. a little help... asian

>>688316183
Weak minded. Pathetic.

I watch futanari and I like sticking stuff up my ass.

>>688318153
fuck it, don't like asians anyway.

>be me
>17
>was interested in this chick
>went out on a date with her
>ended not going anywhere
>fucked her mother

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I've been sucking on my little sisters used panties for almost 5 years now.

Pic is her about the age I started.

I'm also starting to seriously consider hiding a spy cam in her room, or in the shower or something.

>>688318768
picture proof?

how old r u and how old is she?

>>688318153
Just post a fuckin nood

>>688315515
Greentex your favorite experience

>>688319579
no i don't want anyone to have those physical copies (evidence). i can only show you this way, will not upload anywhere

>>688308408
I listen to Avril Lavigne

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>>688318869
I don't know what you want proof of. I've never bothered to take pictures of the panties because they're in the room right next to me, and I can get them whenever I want.

>>688319851
how old r u and how old is she tho?

>>688319851
Ages??!?!?!

>>688319811
Fuckin pussy

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I jerk off to pictures of my ex gf before I have sex with my current gf. I also secretly recorded my ex and I fucking. Pic related. My ex.

>>688316183
No you're not sorry you peice of garbage.

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>>688320050
I was 18 and she was 14 when I started. That was 5 years ago though. This is her now

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>>688320303
you should share

I set up my phone to spy on my sister in law showering, but I accidentally got her seven year old daughter on video instead

>>688320497
Not a bad thing anon

You idiots realize you're helping some slope who owns this shithole connect your real life identities with your darkest secrets, right?

>>688320665
>Thinking any of it is real or provable

>>688320665
God damn inclined patches of land!

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>>688320477

Sex tape is on a flash drive can't post.

Ex gf doesn't know I still have pics.

>Be in first grade
>Friends with a lot of girls
>One asks me to go into playground thing
>I follow her because why not
>We talk
>She says she'll show me hers if I show her mine
>I say okay
>She shows me hers
>I don't show her mine

>>688319697
Favorite? Hmmm I'd have to say it was with this one girl that kept coming back because she said it felt weird in a good way. She was 12 I was 13 it was at night during some celebration they have on the island. I think it's called Carnival of something but I'm not sure. Is not really much to tell everybody was partying so no one was really paying attention I pulled her away from the party and brought her back to the rental place we were staying in and I just fucked her doggy style in the ass about a good hour off and on. She didn't want to at first but the more and more we kept doing it that night the more she got into it little point when she started making these little squeak / moaning noises by the time we were done her butthole was leaking. You know the crazy thing about this whole thing is I'm actually still in contact with her or Facebook she's a total slut now and I kind of feel like it was my fault.

>>688320871
They some crackin bewbs

>>688320915
savage

>>688312112
Deepweb

>>688312676
SAUUUCE

>>688320935
>no greentext
>wall-o-text

newfag detected

I love my wife, and have never cheated on her. Wait, that's no secret... and she's crazy hot. Been married going on 12 years.

>>688319811
Jayka ?

I leave the blinds and curtains open so my 14yo neighbor can spy on my unsuspecting wife. Hes seen her naked dozens of times and she has no idea

I don't seed my torrents.

>>688321274
omegle

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>>688312213
If this is real I hope you fucking die. You're a cunt

>>688312213
As bad 4chan is, we all have some sort of morals. What happened to yours? Honestly, do the guy a favor and leave him, you dont have to tell him, but atleast leave him. Poor guy is out there doing this for you and your future family and your out being a fucking whore and cheating on him. How can you even bare every day to even talk to him with out the guilt? You have whatever you have coming towards you soon anyways, you might aswell come clean and at least leave him, you owe him that much. Last thing, next time when you want to screw something up that benefits your fucking life, don't. Fucking retard.

I only use thermal scope on my MSR

>>688320915
So you are the reason why little girls are so reluctant to show me their cunny.


I actually had a playground experience too. When I was like 10, I was on the school playground. It was a highup platform that was like 15 feet off the ground. There was a fireman pole near the top and some girl was being a pussy so I pushed her down. She didn't grab the pole, though, and cracked her head open. She's a mentally ill transgender now so I should probably pay reparations or something.

>>688320935
>>688315515
More stories please

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>>688320964

Thus why I still jerk off to her before I Fuck my gf. Pic related. The gf

>>688308408
I met a "girl" that didnt speak english on craigslist.
We met in a dark alley next to my house.
She said "You want to fucking me?"
I took my dick out and put it in her "butt"
As I was fucking I reached around to rub the clit.
Thats when I felt "her" dick.

I still busted a huge nut in "her" ass.

>>688316183
Trust me, I think about doing it all the time too.. I just fap it away before I do make the mistake and regret it later.

I wear a buttplug to work pretty much every day and I rarely clean it

>>688321459
It's a bingo ?

>>688320303
Can't blame you, I think about my ex's at times when i'm fucking my lady.

>>688320352
Awesome.

>>688321094
Winning.

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i kissed the soles of this girls feet for over an hour

About a year ago a female friend of mine came over late piss drunk and passed out on my couch. She was wearing a skirt and a tank top no bra. She was really out of it snoring away so I took her panties off, washed her pussy with a hot cloth before proceeding finger and eat her out for a good 20 minutes. Then I pulled her tits out and used her hand to jerk me off, blew a huge load on her chest and face. Cleaned her up and went to bed. Morning comes, none the wiser of what I did.

Found my in laws butt plug she uses, sucked on it and hoped she used it. She's a gilf.. Man, One day.

I accidentally put my finger inside my young niece because I'm retarded.

>>688312213
The funny thing is that he will probably have no trouble getting back on his feet after serving just because lost a cunt like you. I'm sure a guy like that would get a good amount of pussy and all you will be able to do is find yourself trapped with the thoughts of him with better women and the fact that you're a useless fucking cunt

I am sexually attracted to my daughter she walks around in small shorts and skimpy tops and i just think ong i want to fuck you i know its wrong but ny dick gets so hatd for her

>>688321534

Ex-military here. One of the easiest times to get laid is to hit the enlisted/nco club the weekend before a deployment comes back. Not that I participated in such a thing (married) but a shit load of single guys would hit that up and I have no doubt if the guys responding here were in that situation, they would as well. That "cheaters are horrible" shit goes out the window when you're 20, haven't been laid in a year and some deployed guy's hot nice titted wife is throwing herself at you and inviting you to her off base apartment.

>>688322472
Go on....

a girl i liked came over and i offered her a drink she was distracted, i made her a drink and came in it, mixed it and gave it to her, she drank it all. didnt even notice.

>>688321459
No answers...

I pee in cups while watching TV so I don't have to get up

>>688317894
i beat up multiple kids in my childhood so bad that some of the people watching thought i killed them/made them faint/coma. for some reason nobody ever spilled a word about it.
last time i lost my shit was when a girl talked trash about me so i punched her in the temple full power and ran away. i didnt talk to anybody about it especially not when that girl was missing the whole year after that incident. i happened to become ill the day after, so i don't know anything, maybe in school the teacher said something, but i just kept my mouth shut for over 40 years. eversince i am that ass-licking type of nice guy that holds the door open and stuff, lost my v card at 24 to a prostitute and am now a very proud gentleman with a walking cane, smoking pipe and wearing only the most expensive clothing. i've never laid my hands violently upon a woman eversince and i don't fight back to women either, which almost cost me my life multiple times. my friends now respect me, my wife does all the housework and i am a 1%-er. i have no idea, but almost killing a couple women made me get my shit together and basically turned my life very positive. i live in a small town now (not gonna tell you obv.) and quite some people even want me to become mayor. still have no idea how i got into all of this

I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.

>>688322702
Just because it hypothetically goes out the window doesn't make it more moral, dipshit. Everyone does wrong but you don't stop criticising the wrong things in life just because you might have been there yourself or can empathise. Wrong is wrong

>>688322472
"accidentaly" yeah right, unless you are talking about her mouth how can this be accidentaly dafuq

>>688321459
pls m8

>>688323333
Nice quads!

>>688324231
aww shit first my quad

>>688323333
Nah, she's two and I took her to the bathroom. No one taught me how to wipe other's asses, so.

>>688311664
This is from some movie on netflix, where this guy starts talking to some chick on skype, and then he kidnaps, tapes and murders her and her best friend. Can't remember the name though.

mine involves a 14-yr-old boy.

>>688324457
Have you never wiped your own ass?

>>688325013
Green txt that shit bro

>>688312478
IMAFEDORAPIE
My secret: id suck his dick

>>688325066
Have you ever wiped someone else's?

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>>688308408
I stole the coins.
Marty got blamed. Marty got arrested and for some reason I can't understand confessed to a crime he had nothing to do with.
Now I know Marty is an idiot but saying you stole a $35K coin collection and threw it away so you can get sent to jail is beyond stupid.
The thing that pisses me off is I have the coins but can't sell them.

>>688322955
>>688324072
i am waiting on omegle, what u don't understand

i got a handjob from my gf's 13 year old cousin

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>>688322308

You lucky lucky bastard!!

>>688325013
>>688325131

Moar!!! Moar !!!

>>688321740
Sweet AIDS bruh

>>688325684

MODS

>>688314255
The military isn't an anti cuck service guy. If your wife cheats, its because you're just her white knight but what she really wants is a big purple heart.

I'm fat
Here you go

>>688312213

Good. He's a faggot babykiller who deserves it anyway. Serving your country is for pussies who were too dumb to get a real job.

Frequently fap at work. Sometimes while people unsuspectinly walk past.

>>688308408
I am in love with my cousin

I ninja loot in wow

I download and fap to underage girls 10 years old an up and I can't stop

>>688327088
There are a Lot of people doing this. Mostly on toilets. Also a female friend told me that she masturbates at work.

>>688327581
Hmmmm interesting. Your fav clip?

>>688327797
I really enjoy webcams of underage a girls stripping for you now and periscope

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>>688327785
Any pics of her?

>>688322702
Dunno about the US, but you get charged if caught in Britain like; demoted, Colchester, fined, the lot.

>>688327931
Yea half term just finished so they harder to come by now. I been fappin in that style for a while.

I asked one girl, is your pussy wet?

She responded, no should I pour water on it.

Kek, so cute.

Blackmail guy tells em he records them to get more out of them. >>688327944

>>688327088
germanfag confirmed

>>688328136
Yeah true but I have a ton and fap all the time ... I wish I could fuck one too but don't think I have the balls

>>688325628
Also waiting on omegle with names

OP has either left or is talking shit

>>688308408
Posted this one in earlier thread looking for advice and got some good shit from some anons, just wondering if I might get the same here. I can't decide weather to hold onto my current gf or break it off and be free for my last two years of college, I mean, she's the best looking, most down to earth girl I've ever been with but for some retarded reason I can't seem to bring myself to love her as much as I know she loves me, I just don't know what to do, any advice /b/...?

TL;DR: I'm not in love with a girl when I told her I was in love with her and now I don't know what to do

>>688327931
I just want to fuck little girls idk how to do it though

>>688328322
I met one once, was to much hard work m8

>>688328985
You actually fucked ?? How old

My mother molested me when I was 8 or 9, my older sister did the same when I was 12. Now I can only cum during sex when I imagine being with them. It's disgusting and I hate myself for it.

>>688329075
15, ate that pussy even after I cum inside her. Fuckin diamonds!

I made one girl kill herself

my girlfriend's little cousin let me jerk off to her as she modeled a bikini

>>688329242
That's awesome I'm so jealous

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>>688329320
Explain

>>688329399
I bet it was great ... I really want like a 13 year old girl but that's gotta be impossible to find

>>688329486
Can be in form of greentext?

>>688329561
Of course!

>>688329521
If they been abused before it's quite easy

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>>688308408
I use Heroin for fun since 2012
I'm 20 years old now

>>688328362
still there

>>688329904
Yeah I don't know any unfortunately I should hit up chat rooms but wouldn't know where to start

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>>688308408

>>688329242
How'd you find her ?

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>>688329640
>back in 2012
>be me, 17
>lonely Christmas, parents went to fucking France without me as I didn't really want to
>alone for the whole fucking holiday
>browsing /b/, playing games whole days
>occasionally using omegle
>meet a girl
>chating for about four hours straight
>add her on facebook
>not really 10/10 but solid 7.5/10, could have been even 8 if she really wanted
>chating almost every day for about three months or so
>even get some nudes from her
>shits good
>but as the time goes, it gets slightly too much
>every day, tons of messages
>she thinks I am her personal therapist or someshit
>she keeps telling me about her problems, about all that shit I don't give a fuck about
>when I don't reply she proceeds to spam
>sometimes even 50 in an hour
>June 2013
>get back home from school, tired as shit, all those exams
>instantly got 20 messages

>leave me alone, bitch
>tell her I am tired
>doesn't stop her
>"Hey, can I tell you something, Anon?"
>Get really pissed and, well, lose it
>this is the last thing I sent to her
>"No, you fucking can't, listen to me. I don't give a fuck about your problems, I never gave any nor I ever will. Stop fucking bothering me, find someone else who will listen to your fucking whining, bitch. If you fucking wanna send me another of your fucking messages, it better be your pics of your tits or i don't fucking care, whore."
>Never heard of her again
>Found out she killed herself few weeks ago

Note to say, i don't feel any responsibility and I don't even feel bad really.

>>688330857
Cam chat site

>>688331065
Which if you don't mind asking

>>688331182
Chat alternative plenty on there.

>>688331182
God speed anon

>>688331047
I feel like that person sometimes, although I never spam, if there was a person who was cool with it, I probably would.

>>688331325
Thanks

>>688308408
i fucked my little sister and her best friend when i was 13

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>>688331510
Keep us informed of your experience

>>688331726
I hope so I'll take plenty of pics

>>688312213
You're a whore you should hang yourself

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>>688312213

I've seen the boobs of my friend's GF, and I've not told her or my friend

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>>688317981

I'm friends with a woman who's mid 40s

Nobody knows, not even her but I really want to waste my dick fucking her in that bedroom she has and bury myself on her tits and do all sorts of shit god fuck

>>688332535
Grow up. I've seen so many accidental tits. You just appreciate them and move on. Nobody did anything wrong, and nobody knows you saw them so there's nothing else to do.

>>688308408
I had sex with my old roommate while she was passed out from drinking.

>>688308408
Met a dude from CL, he sucked my cock, once I blew my load in his mouth I no longer wanted to return the favour. Drove home and acted like it never happened....

Honestly will probably do it again.

>>688333544
fag

When I was 17 I had a 11 year old suck me

>>688333590
Yeah.... So?

>>688331047
Were the problems that she was suicidal, or was she quite normal comparatively?

>>688331446
Cool with you spamming them? There's nothing wrong with wanting someone who cares about your shit.

>>688332535
My friend showed me his girls tits and I returned the favour, that was a good day

>>688316724
Some friendly career advice, don't go into trucking, self driving cars/trucks will make you obsolete within 5 - 10 years. Not trying to troll, just offering friendly advise to an anon.

>>688333544
Checked.
Also, girls do that shit all the time.

>>688329227
There's way to recondition your orgasm response just FYI; trust me, you don't have to always be that way.

>>688333897
Girls are the fucking worst for it. Finish them off and they're basically like "lolnope"

>>688308408
molested when I was a kid but I wouldn't say I regret it

>Fooled around a bunch with little sister, her friends and other random kids in the street when I was a teen

>Hung out at public toilets late at night, got a few cocks

>seduced this older guy 60+ when I was maybe 15

>messed around with friends when they were passed out

>>688308408
I like to be dominated by muscled men.

>>688334050
How young were u, when it 1st started

>>688334012
>met a girl online
>she lives half way around the world from me
>buy plane tickets and a hotel room for 10 days
>'service' he too many times to count
>my entire time there, I only came twice, and once was to my own hands after she stopped half way through saying she didn't feel like it
>only tried sex once, she stopped me trying to figure out _if_ it hurt or not. she said "It kind of feels like burning", and I should have just made her put up with it.

>>688334207
molested when I was about 7
was confused for a while
then started experimenting from 9

>>688334311
She was 18, I was 20. She virgin, me not.

>>688334311
Ahh dude you got screwed, should've have just made her continue, stopping when she says no is... well up to you. It's better if they cry.

>>688334316
By dad I am guessing? Seems likewise for me too

>>688334487
Worst part was, it was on the last day. She was too scared to take the birth control she got, so I made her start taking it the day I got there. She was only good to go on the last day. She refused to do it without both condoms and pills. I only got the head in before she started complaining, and then after she was all like "Is it okay if we don't try again?". Then when I got home, she was like "I was thinking about telling you to just go for it". FML. We're split up now. She was a lying heartless bitch, so it was probably all just a ploy. I wouldn't put it past her that she didn't even want me there.

I've shared my wife on here and use got reposted on Reddit motherless And imgur it has almost 32k views she doesnt know about it. I feel like one day she's going to find out.

>>688334635
it was by the uncle of a friends family when I went camping with them

woke up during the night to him sucking my dick, we did stuff then that was it, we all went home that weekend and I only saw him once again when I was 16 (and I completely missed an opportunity).

If I met him again though I would do it all over again.

>>688320584
monster

>>688333738
>Were the problems that she was suicidal, or was she quite normal comparatively?

Sometimes, she said she feels like ending her life but it was only three or two times and usually when she had some troubles but I don't know if she was actually suicidal

>>688334891
Yeah probably for the best you got shot of her mate, this is why I'll never go for long distance. All the best for any future chicks though!

>>688335001
Would it be too much to ask for a link or something?

>>688315973
seen that posted few weeks ago

>>688335333
I would really like to but I'm not trying to have it spread more i used to post her a lot like 6 month ago you can't see her face in it. It's her ass in a black thong .

>>688308408
I'm a furry and run around with a buttplug often. I'd change my human gf for an anthro animal any time.

>>688335264
True. The hardest part with breaking up with liars is that if you start depending on them, they pull it out from under your feet, and you're left with nothing. This one wouldn't let me leave the house, see any of my friends. She demanded that I stay on skype with her even while I slept because she didn't want to be away from me. 2 days of acting a bit weird, and now she tells me she's been cheating on me with someone I know for months, and that she's leaving me for them. Bitches be crazy, but now I have no fucking friends, and am left to gather up what's left of my emotions and build my life back up...

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>>688335408
see

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>>688333956
>There's way to recondition your orgasm response
Been working on that for a while now... most of the time I think of hatefucking my sister, using her like she used me

>>688335560
To be fair unless she herself browses 4chan, Mless, or Reddit etc I honestly find it unlikely she'd come across it. Unless one of her friends recognises the pic in which case you have to ask yourself... Why does said friend recognise it!

>>688312213
You sick motherfucker. Just leave him. He deserves better than you, you fucking slut.I hope that you'll never be happy again!!!

>>688335652
Yeah I know what you mean, I used to know a crazy bitch that wouldn't let her bf go anywhere without being in constant contact with her and it's plain retarded. Anyways I have to go, nice chatting with you anon.

>>688335885
Thanks. You too.

>>688335784
She doesn't and there's not any thing that would let you know it's her but she might notice I just worry about it getting posted to other websites .

I ride the train for free all the time. But mostly cause I read the rule book and know how to get out of a fine if I get caught.

>>688314649
Meh, they're just the same emotions that a year with anyone could recreate

>>688336260
teach me, lawyer!

>>688323333
Simple minded bitch nigger.

im killing you softly...

>>688336587
UK fag?

I fuck hookers! Lots of them!!! Have for over 10 years. We've got a red light district in town and I've gotten pussy in just about everyone of the places. I'd love to have a 3way with my wife but she'd have no problem picking up a guy then get pissy with me for enjoying watching her get fucked while she sucks me off. So we wouldn't get a girl cause she's a cunt and I'd have to hear about it till the day I die. So I picked up two hookers and had that 3wY I always wanted with 2 coked up whores and loved it!!! Pounding a pussy while she's eating another pussy is great. Fucked them both while they talked dirty and played with my balls. Love hookers!!! No bullshit and it's the same price

>>688323333
WITNESSEDDDDD

Nice get

>>688312979
male or female?

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I'm asexual, but I enjoy manipulating women emotionally. I flirt with them for weeks, get them to the point where they are blowing my phone up and going insane, then make up lies as to why I'm avoiding them/not fucking them. They almost always get distraught/enraged by the end, call me gay, call me selfish, etc... But I just am not attracted to people. Shit is honestly pretty cash.

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>>688337203
wow you witnessed quads congrats

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>>688336587
Most companies have in there own t&cs that you must wait a reasonable time to purchase a ticket. Most giving 3 mins off peak and 5 mins on peak.

One could argue that stations that have only one machine and multiple platforms are failing to meet these targets they set for themselves.

Secondly you are, under law (in the UK) supposed to provide, when asked by an authorised person for your name and address. This is the railways act of 1891 I believe.

You are not however lawfully obliged to sign the piece of paper they shove at you. If you do, you've just accepted the contract to be fined. Don't sign the paper. Offer them the full fare, which is all your obliged to pay, because of their own failings to provide adequate facility to purchase a ticket, then be on your way.

>>688337674
What about the turn styles?

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Went to a party at my sister's apartment. Everyone was blasted and playing truth or dare. All of her friends dared us to kiss. He picked on the lips and they all went crazy. After the party everyone had left and I stayed to help clean up. After we finished cleaning I sat on the couch to watch some TV. She comes up to me and straddles me. We made out for an hour. It was amazing. Her body is so sexy and she was really into it. I wanna fuck her so bad now. Pic related.