hey, 32yo auckland fag here, just fucked a 19yo qt3.14 today and took photos.

want some photos of the passion?

Downtown Christchurch reporting in.

Not so cold tonight!

Erryone got their dishes/assignments/washing done?

>>688299569
Good for you, man.

>>688299569

No thanks. I only like photos of hetero sex.

>>688299661

Don't want the photos?

>>688299716
Nah it's cool, you keep them.

>>688299711
yep, cute little 19yo girl.. sweet as then, none for you/

>>688299785
making decisions for everyone else?

motivated by jealousy :)

>>688299943
Post them then and quit being a faggot.

this thread sucks, just like NZ does.

What's it like being Australia's ugly brother?

>>688300124
its cool, we fuck sheep.

but we destroy them at everything.

sport, having less niggers.

>>688300359
>sport

Hahahahahahaha

>niggers
We tried to exterminate the niggers but people got all pissy about it

>>688300491
yeah, its pretty hilarious how sore you guys get over losing to us

>>688300124

Hmmm. Australias ugly little brother? It sucks mate, because she's a big fat sister who thinks shes still hot, is a sore loser, thinks her shit dont stink, doesn't know when to stfu and puts out for Chinese dick all the time. So yeah, its a bit embarrassing tbh.

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>>688299590
>Christchurch

Aye, Normiework is done.

Nice not having shitty weather

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>>688299134

Why are IDs even back?

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g'night kiwis

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She's a bit fresh this evening, lads

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>>688299134
>>688300928
>Christchurch

How are we this evening fam?

>>688299134
Do kiwi fags hate us aussies? I'm thinking about walking NZ from bottom to top, do you think I'll get harassed for being Aussie?

>>688301171
Its banter fam

We all peoples

>>688301051
You've jumped the gun a bit

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>>688301379
threds ded tho

>>688301491
2 get

>>688301491
We haven't even begun to shitpost.

>>688301491
Only satan calls gets

ded

>>688301171

No we like you guys. A drunk maori will give you shit in a pub, but he gives shit to us too. And yeah walking one end of the country to the other seems to be the thing to do nowadays.

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>>688301491

Why is ID even gone?

>>688302129
Really is it common ?

>>688302241
Whoever made this should neck themselves

nz is shit country, we buy your house white boy. you rike dat

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Eat shit, Mosgiel

>>688303075
mosgiel rules faggit

>>688302745
le why?

>>688299134
I leave NZ in 2 days. never coming back. fuck the lot of you

>>688303359
Good riddance, you wankstain.

>>688303359
you will not be missed

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nz fur fag reporting in

>>688303504
Cool bruh.

>>688303504
Show us ya suit

>>688303504
Something something sheep something.

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>>688303504
this is literally you

>>688303359
I hope you're going somewhere quality like Europe rather than Australia

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>>688300124
Not bad, we fuck sheep then its our second largest international export. Think about that next time your eating lamb.

>>688303831
The marinade is what makes it so tasty.

>>688302302

Fairly common. You always hear of people doing it for charity, to raise money for cancer research or starving Africans. It seems popular with random German and American tourists too. Most people follow SH1, it can take a couple months because you'll wanna rest up in a couple of towns or cities along the way. I say go for it, you'll have a blast.

>>688303359
Lucky

gay ass country

>>688304308
>a
i'm moving to south africa in 6 weeks. stay cucked faggots

>>688305062
>i'm going to die in six weeks

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Single Pringle

>>688305221
>yeast-infection.gif

>>688305111
stay mad

Pukekohe reporting in, sitting on top of the hill drinking like an overlord of a shithole.

Any dunedin fags in tonight?

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chch reporting in

>>688305716
Lurking, always

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>>688305111
Checked and kekked.

Also central Auckland reporting.

>>688306079
Did i hear Victoria Ransom made an appearance in a thread?

>>688305716
Yeah, here as always.
>>688306177
Checked also.
>>688306256
Grace used to show up from time to time, but that's all I know of

Christchurch here. Anyone got nudes? I can post a couple

>>688306256
I had to google her. Why would she ever come to this shit hole of a thread on this shit hole of a board on this shit heap of a site?

Anyone else sick of the squinty eyed chingers in Auckland?

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>>688301063
>look up 24 packs of black ice on ebay
>real cheap!
>"shipping to nz is not avaliable"
>mfw

>>688306718
>>688299842
>>688299716
>>688299569
make a nudesfag thread.

>>688306256
Also had to Google who she is. My answer to your question: Dunno

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>>688306718
post away

>>688306740
Nope. I am sick of Indians in Auckland. At least there's a bunch of qt3.14 chinks to gawk at. No such thing as a hot Indian.

>>688306828
I didn't even realise the fucking appalling joke I'd made there. I just meant fresh as in cold outside.
Three-packs from Supercheap though, g.

>>688306718
HI MATE. THIS IS JUST A FRIENDLY GENTLE REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER

>>688307073
So youre saying you dont like the look of a naked woman? Gay.

Anyone play Overwatch?

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>>688307073
dat passive aggression

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I'm not gonna post any. But how hot is Haley Crooks

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>>688306953
>>688306732
pic related, not the entrepreneur

>>688307294
is this the new Tala Morgana?

Drury fag reporting, slayin a crate of lion red atm

>>688303075
only time i hear of mosgiel is during the weather, don't even think its a real place

>>688306256
Where id u hear that?

>>688307377
know her irl, she posted on insta about these threads posting nudes

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You know what, nz /b/tards? I really think that John Key has what it takes to lead this country into the future. I'm starting to believe it.

>>688307906
link

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>>688307965

>>688307988
she deleted it i think, this was a few weeks ago

Hey aren't u the guys that voted to have the straaayan flag as your own?

>>688307965
Hes not a bad PM. Every nigger and his dog hates him because hes "racist" and "sexist" and god knows what. You're just a nigger. One guy decided to hate him and everyone joined in. Hes done lots of good, but everyone ignores that

>>688308340
He sold over half the country to China...

>>688308340
Racist

>>688306732
She didn't (Or she did who knows) But someone posted her pictures here

>>688308340
>Every nigger and his dog hates him because hes "racist" and "sexist"

Who thinks that, really?

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>tfw dunedin girl

>>688301171
Do it during the summer. You'll freeze your dick off now in winter.

>>688307906
kek why? were her nudes on these of something

>>688308971
victoria?

>>688308340
fuck off cunt, no-one cares about racism or sexism

we hate him because he routinely lies to the public and bc he is a chick-cuck sellout

>>688309048
it was her friends or some shit, she's just a typical loud mouth feminist

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Moar?

>>688303075
nah fuk u boi

>>688303149
ayy wonder how many of us there be

>>688309348
no

>>688309222
She sounds like a great person

>>688306964
what kind of poor faggotory is this?

>>688309348
ignore this post

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>>688308340
>One guy decided to hate him and everyone joined in
that sounds legit

>>688309348
I gotta see more!

>>688309348
That chick on the right is banging

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tfw graphics card dies

>>688310321
save for a 1070?

>>688310097
Moar! Anything from the other girls?

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>>688310321
Oh anon, I am so sorry. What was it?

>>688310321
serves you right for running minecraft at 1080p

>>688309390
Fuck you

>>688310416
Overkill for most applications

>>688311084
Yea, I spose if ur not running AAA games on the reg it might be abit much.

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>>688299134
Golden Bay checking in

I am sick of being called a jew for disagreeing that jews are trying to take over. There's like, 6000 jews in New Zealand, and I am not one of them.

>>688311442
Taking over what? Are they on some Dexter's Laboratory type shit?

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>>688311442
>trying
jew keys is already in power bud, welcome to 2013

I have an exam tomorrow yet here I am

>>688311442
Fucking kike

>>688311442
>6000 Jews in New Zealand
>0.13% of population
>Prime Minister is Jewish

>>688311678
>Dexter's Lab
You sent me on a journey back in time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1KQL7lGilA

>>688310577
Old as fuck 750TI

>>688310709
Went to run csgo ;_;

>>688310416
Nah Ill go out and find something around midrange.

>>688299716
I want them

>>688300067
Truuu

>>688312444
Checked.

Is thred ded?

>>688313204
stop asking dunners you faggot

>>688299134

Our country is shit. I'm leaving.

>>688312243
1070 is midrange

>>688313709
>Our country is shit
have you even traveled mate? plenty of places a lot more worse than here.

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>>688310321
Just reset her

>>688315023
k

>>688314007

Australia, for example.

>am australian

>>688316177
delete this

>>688316458
y

>>688316458

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>>688316458
Okay, it's deleted.

Anyone in Tauranga looking for a quick bunt?

Prefer woman, but I might make exceptions ;)

>>688317010
you have to leave

>>688317333
Fine! I'll make my own thread, with blackjack and hookers!

>>688317092
>look up where that is
>far away

>>688317489
>>688317010
i'll never understand your fucked up fetish

>>688317576
Fuck. Get in yo car g

>>688317642
>having a car
>not being stranded within where the public transport your budgeting will allow will take you
gee that sure sounds nice senpai

>>688317777
>horny as fuck
>goes to 4chan
>disappoint

That struggle tho

anyone tried nootropics?
are they a waste of time/money or actually better than just coffee?

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Go to bed. These threads are just depressing and give our already shitifying country a bad name. If your all such political patriots, go do something about it.

>>688317967
>Expecting literally anything on 4chan

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>>688317967
>tfw people on 4chan think you're cute even though you're a guy
>tfw the density of such people rapidly decreases with proximity to you

i like youre shitty little country. its cute

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>>688318428
tfw you drink water

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>>688318646
>tfw warm clothes

>>688299134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
what you think to this

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>>688318879

>>688318428
Reminds me of Ahri

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I need a name for this.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her.

>>688320369
you have hit an all time low anon

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>>688320369

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Guys,
I'm gonna trip to Nez Zealand in two months.
I'm from Argentina and I have got a "Work & Travel Visa". First 10 days I'l lbe in Auckland and then when jobs are required.

Let me know two things:
1. It's easy to get weed?
2. Are you people social?

Thanks,
I'll be monitoring

>>688320529
>>688320705
Don't judge me. I like redheads/gingers. I don't mind a bit of chub either.

>>688308340

the guy is a smarmy self-interested turd.

>>688320780
People in Wellington seem very socially inconfident.

>>688320369
I'd say it's only down hill from here, but that's impossible.

>>688320920
>I'm not ashamed
>Don't judge me

>>688321072
Lacey would be worse.

>>688321182
I am consistently inconsistent.

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>>688321725
Whats wrong with lacey?

>>688320780
1. Yes.
2. Yes.

>>688299134
NEED SOME INFO M8S

Living in Auckland atm, how hard is it to get adderall/ritalin and what are the costs? Where 2 get plos???

>>688318428
Woah. Do I know you?

>>688302241
It's called mufti day here you fucking degenerate

>>688321824
Everything.

>>688321037
>>688321895

Thanks for reply,
So, I'll be become a backpacker for 1 year (at least) traveling in your country and knowing nice people, working for earn money and keep on moving but if the things goes good I want to stay there.

1. Do you know if IT jobs are required?
2. What kind of jobs NZ needs?

>inb4 blowjobs

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Lemme just say that on behalf of all Australians, the New Zealand accent is fucking atrocious.
Please stop existing.

>>688322210
i will literally cuck you

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>>688322362
woah woah woah, you want to come here for a visit. Thats fine.

But then you want to take our jerbs? thats no bueno sir.

>>688322362
IT jobs are always in demand, but we mostly need skilled labourers and tradesmen.

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>>688323439

>>688323439

Sir, I don't want to take your job. I really want work there, and any kind of job it's OK for me.
In Argentina employers ask you experience, and I have the idea you people asks for want to work.

I mean, who work in lands? You or people like me, who look for a different style of life?

>>688324164
Don't mind him. He doesn't even have a job.

>>688324164
no we ask for experience and qualifications over here just like anywhere else

skellington from wellington checking in

i got bones cunt

>>688324391
He's right ya'know

>>688324720
hook us up with a femur cuz

>>688321725
You are a faggot

Anyone pulling a Sicky today?

>>688324720
Do you have a bone for me specifically?
:3

>>688325069
Why would we?

>>688324057
>labourers and tradesmen

Well, I'm into Telecommunications (L2/L3, IP, routing, switching, etc.) - I have a Senior Engineer degree . Maybe I'll have luck with that?

>>688324628

At first I'd work in lands and then I'll see. Maybe in a bar at summer, or ski-center at winter.

>>688325579
I feel you're abit negative towards skipping work.

>really cute looking fursuit at Armageddon
>tfw wanna cuddle it

>>688325603
Work for chorus

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G.night, kiwis.

>>688328323
nite cuck

>>688326490
I'm guessing there's no chance of finding them?

>>688326847

Hey, and what about House sitting?
I would like to do it.

What's goin' on ya coons?

>>688329016
>let foreigner into house
>go away for weeks
>expect them not to steal anything
nope

>>688329949

I feel the same, it's strange for me leave my house to foreigns but I'm a good man
> inb4 dindu nuffin
I heard many people got luck with that.

>>688331341
If you have an engineering degree and routing/switching skills, >>688326847 is right about what you can do. They install and maintain all the lines in NZ. It'll be in demand too because we're currently in the process of installing fibre to the whole country.

>>688331983
Wow, sounds fantastic to me.

In Argentina I wanted to change my current job because the salary is bad (ARS 24k = USD 1,7k) and if I can do it in NZ would be great.
Did you know some companies of telecommunications?

>>688332885
Well you will get paid significantly more than that, but the cost of living is higher in NZ.

>>688333489
How much?
I mean, a common salary in NZ is sufficient for live? I heard most of people have 2 cars, house, works 6 - 8 hs.
C'mon guys, that is wonderful.

Here you have to work like 10 hs, rent an apartment, do the journeys on bus or train, the salary every day costs less

>>688309109
>>688309348
Went to school with these girls.

>>688333780
if thats what you've heard, you're going to be very disapointed

>>688333780
40k-70k NZD for Chorus. Depends on where you live. I can only speak for Auckland. You can rent a house for about $400 a week. Food for one person is maybe $100 a week if you budget. Internet is $100 a month, power like $200 a month. Then transport etc. For one person in Auckland I would say you will need about 30k+ a year

>>688333780
Those people also have mortgages and car repayments. Most people have multiple incomes from their SO's so it isn't uncommon but don't expect to live like a king on your own salary.

>>688299569
show em

>>688334244
fuck that. if you live by yourself (not in auckland), you can easily get by comfortably on 20k a year

>>688334630
Yeah probably. I can only speak for Auckland because that's where I live. I know it's cheaper elsewhere in the country.

>>688334130
booooh

>>688334244
Well, I've saved money here, I can do it there. That was a nice calc to understand your economy.

>>688334505
I don't pretend live like a king but I would like live fine, with or without car , or own house...

Sorry for many questions but I'm really into this... where can I find job? I mean, what do you use to find one (if you don't have). In here we apply thanks to LinkedIn or another pages like Bumeran, Computrabajos, etc...


>>688334630
also, I don't plan to stay in Auckland but around the country. Auckland is city than Buenos Aires (I guess)

>>688334974
If you really want to work, seek.co.nz is our biggest jobs site.
If you don't want to work, winz.govt.nz will pay you to get drunk and high all day

>>688334974
Before you come learn English.

>>688335460
Not if you're not a resident they won't

>>688335508
Like your Spanish is amazing. The amount of people who live here who don't speak any English is retarded.

>>688335665
Good thing I live in New Zealand where we speak English. I'm not surprised a lot of people in Argentina don't speak English. What's your point.

>>688335460
Thanks bro, you're very helpful.
I'll take a look.

>>688335508
What the fuck, man? I understand and I'm being have understood at least. You don't help with that. It's a big change for me.

>>688336402
And yes... lot of Argentinos goes without speak a single word. They want the experience to work and travel, no matters what

>>688336402
Here is New Zealand. I live in New Zealand. I am not Argentinian dude. My point is he speaks english well enough and fuck you.

Working for Ben at the E-Fisheries is definitely the way to go.

>>688336771
My point is why the fuck do I need to know Spanish. If he plans on getting a job here he should probably learn proper grammar.

>>688337090
To work in Chorus? Have you ever met a Chorus technician? They speak the most broken of indian english.

>>688336771
No, he can write barely understandable English.
His spoken English will no doubt be worse.

>>688337221
Well if he plans on working a 2nd rate job forever power to him.

>>688337221
But what does that have to do with knowing spanish?

>>688337619
If you're not multilingual don't talk shit about people who are.

>>688337090
I don't have to be a fucking Shakspeare to get a job, dude, even to get a beer or a fucking sandwich. Maybe I'm not being have understood like you want but I'm trying, and I can improve it.

What ever bros, at first thanks for explain how-to-new-zealand-for-dummies. I don't matter if my grammar isn't the best, you can't see that I want to get a job and work for improve you network? hehe

>>688337221
Regarding Chorus job, the only thing you need to understand is protocols and they are very simple hehe.

>>688338066
Don't worry. We have a bunch of worthless faggots here. They hide behind the anonymity but won't say or do shit irl

>>688299134
sup cunts we lit in welly

waw a nz fred headn 4 3 hundi? dat aint hapn n agez

>>688339374
i fink i jinxd it

>>688339374
>>688339964
i fink itz 4am and the cuzzies r asleep g

>>688340217
ye g hard g

>>688338066
Please just stay in Argentina. I have never met a South American in my life so far and I can safely say I don't think I'm missing out on anything. Also every sentence you just wrote didn't make any sense.