>>688276036
never

Give you a pair of clothes

>>688276036
Spread your lips.

ask for your skype
make you do things
you know.

>>688276036
fuck you and hope nobody finds out

>>688276036
Put you on a diet

Spread asshole, you are more beautiful than you think.

show ur belly

>>688276202
Logical answer

>>688276036
Spread with that screwdriver in asshole
Handle first

Tie you up, slap your titties around, stick it in you and pee

>>688276408
Oh god anon you just fucked up

>>688276036
snapchat you all night?

>>688276036

For starters, I wouldn't stick my fucking "drill" in there backwards.

Feed a village of africans for a lifetime

>>688276036
Can get full body shot OP?

Fake ass nigga

I would have to shave her whole head and lube the freshly exposed hair pores but make sure you fuck her ear as well so she would go deaf in one side and have bad hearing, and every time she tries to hear out of that cummed ear hole, she will remember the desecrated ear only to remember my glorious semi-ominous cum presence in her virgin ears, that will be the divine retribution! the BANE of my very existence, and after she remebers being desecrated, i'll pierce her ear with a dick earring and padlock that shit down so her sacred virginity will forever be locked away, taking her integrity as well as its innocence away, sealing any connection to the outside world whatsoever!!!!!!

>>688276036
ill take a pic of my dick, if you do a full body shot.

If dubs you put 4 sharpies in pooper and post full body

>>688276294
Ditto, fuck and forget it about it.

>>688276036
Nothing. You're disgusting.

>>688276738
Ditto, fuck her exactly the same way

>>688276036
Tie you down to a treadmill with a piece of cake on a string dangling in front of you.

I'd fuck you so hard right now

I wish I could make you happy.

>>688276036

put you in a diet
go to /fit/
read the sticky
calories in vs calories out
hit your macros
tdee 1500 k

>>688276036
Post moar you fat slut.

Would legit only use you for anal.

Vag sex is only for hot girls. You don't deserve to procreate.

I'd make you insert the other end of that screwdriver in your ass

>>688277346
this

>>688276036
fuck the shit out of you. i like big sluts <3

>>688277346
Fuck you /fit/ fag

>>688277790
Spread pooper

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>>688276036
Buy a new screwdriver...

>>688276036
ask for a blow job; fat people are good at devouring things right?

>>688277790
I would.

>>688277790
You're the perfect kind of chubby!
What's your address so I can send you some candy?

>>688277790
I thought you had three tits then.

>>688277790
I'd wreck that, but first I want a lot of dirtier shit written all over you. Cum Dump. Dog Slut. Cock Warmer.

Vore

write pig cunt on your tits you fat piece of shit

>>688276036

I would do nothing.

>>688276036
3 Sharpies in pooper please OP

>>688277790
got snapchat?

>>688277790
do moar.

want to cam? 24/m up late, super into chubby ladies.

>>688277790
A body like this can totally be redeemed by a cute face.

>>688277790
I'd hit that.

>>688276036

completely ignore you exist

I would use you to ride to mordor

>>688276036
Not much

>>688278317
trust me, my face is even worse

Spread your ass

>>688278520
aww, I doubt it, you can't be worst than me.

>>688277790
I'd fuck you raw. No condoms ever. And what I don't pump up into your fat cunt, you're going to be wearing.

>>688278317
I mean I'm not getting my hopes up anon, but yeah. Usually.

>>688278520
Why are you not spreading those legs?

>>688276036
walk around the block whenever you can tolerate being out side for and eat less you stupid fat disgusting ugly retarded whore

>>688277790
dick got diamonds. it requires tribute, post more

Tie your tits up so they go purple, stick as many things as possible in your cunt

>>688276036
I would fuck your horny slut brains out, send me a message on kik and i'll show you how hard my cock is for your sexy body

kik: aceboardnicky

>>688277790
YUM
moar pls

>>688276036
Yea, your a fat slut. I'd fuck you real good and make you swallow my cum down your throat but I'd play with your fat body first. Tie your hands to the bed posts and bind your ankles as close to your wrists as your belly will allow. Soak you down with baby oil, finger your fat pussy while its spread wide, fuck you with that screwdriver and any thing else in the tool box that will fit. Maybe youll losen up enough for a fist. Id fuck you in your ass though. Then fuck your face till i cum deep down your throat.

spread legs and something bigger in the pussy

I'd screw you
>>688276036

>>688277790
Would fuck you raw while you wear a skirt so when I'm finish id have you walk around in public with my cum dripping out of your cunt

>>688276036
that isn't how you hold a screwdriver, you wont get enough traction

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>>688276036
Is that... Is that a screwdriver? j j just... Wtf?

>>688276036
kiss your lips, then your cheek to behind your ear, work my way down your neck to your collar-bone, then lick between your tits, and suck each nipple alternating between both while pinching the unsucked

then move down your stomach to that crease between your thigh and pussy. kiss and lick that, and move to the other.

then i hold you're pussy open, and start licking your clit, and stick a couple fingers of my other hand into your pussy, thrusting your g-spot while licking until you come

then i move my kisses back up your stomach and tits and neck to your lips while still thrusting my fingers, until my lips are on yours

then i stick the tip of my dick in the opening of your pussy, moving it around as i make out with you, and take it out, and rub it on your clit before sticking the tip back in again, teasing you until you go nuts, and when you least suspect it, thrust balls deep.

i pull out to the tip and tease a little more, alternating between making out with you, and sucking your tits, before thrusting my whole weight into you, snapping the head of my dick over and over right into your g-spot, kissing you all over your face, lips, neck, and tits . . .

>>688278104
>cum dump
traditional and solid
>dog slut
randomly throwing together two words without thought of how english works, but it'll do
>cock warmer
...

>>688276036
feed to the other pigs
food for them is getting expensive
sage

>>688277790
Fuckable.

>>688279708
>randomly throwing together two words without thought of how english works, but it'll do

No, I mean like...she's a slut for dogs. Like she'd literally fuck a dog.

I have to agree, though, cockwarmer wasn't my best. I kinda fizzled out.

>>688277790
why the socks? if you're feeling cold I have some more practical suggestions

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>>688277790

OP I'm in to big girls so how about making me a lucky guy and adding me on kik?

>>688279906
I would fuck a dog, that's true.

>>688276036
lock away my tools
then probably bang like there is no tomorrow

>>688276036
I don't even like sex though

>>688279907
Tbh because my pedicure chipped and it's really noticeable so I just put socks on

>>688280213
Ah, good. Always wanted a fat bitch who loved the knot.

>>688276036
stab that fucking screw driver into your head

>>688277664
What's your kik?

>>688276036
>>688277790
Just how I like them, plump with a delectable shaved pussy and wonderful big tits.

>bitch, you're hot

>>688276408
back to tumblr faggot.

>>688277790
More

>>688277790
All things considered, I bet those tits would be great to fuck.

>>688279906
>>688280213
fair point, I'll let dogslut pass.

cockwarmer just makes me think of a sock tho

seems

>>688277790
eyo girl. lemme pee in that butt

>>688280914
Ayy its Max Hardcore

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>>688279661

>>688276036
>kiss your lips, then your cheek to behind your ear, work my way down your neck to your collar-bone, then lick between your tits, and suck each nipple alternating between both while pinching the unsucked
>then move down your stomach to that crease between your thigh and pussy. kiss and lick that, and move to the other.
>then i hold you're pussy open, and start licking your clit, and stick a couple fingers of my other hand into your pussy, thrusting your g-spot while licking until you come
>then i move my kisses back up your stomach and tits and neck to your lips while still thrusting my fingers, until my lips are on yours
>then i stick the tip of my dick in the opening of your pussy, moving it around as i make out with you, and take it out, and rub it on your clit before sticking the tip back in again, teasing you until you go nuts, and when you least suspect it, thrust balls deep.
>i pull out to the tip and tease a little more, alternating between making out with you, and sucking your tits, before thrusting my whole weight into you, snapping the head of my dick over and over right into your g-spot, kissing you all over your face, lips, neck, and tits . . .

then after you've come a few times, i move back down to your pussy to eat you out some more until you come again, and when your asshole winks open from coming, i start licking that with a finger still in your pussy until your asshole is nice and slippery.

i flip you over, kissing up your crack, up your back to behind your ears, and push my dick into your ass, grabbing your right hip with my right hand, and your hair with my left, our flesh slapping together.

i let go of your hip to reach around for your clit while i fuck your ass, and rub it until you come.

then i let go of your hair to pinch your left nipple while i fuck your ass and finger your clit, licking your neck until your about to come

i blow a massive load into your ass just as you come

you are fucking sick, only thing i'd do is throw you out on the street

>>688276036
What's your kik?

shove some other stuff up your fat pussy and post pics

>>688281199
Dubs, you gotta give it to him

>>688276036
Sharpie in pooper

>>688277790
I could use a fap tonight. put that screwdriver back in your pussy

Drop a fat girl turd on my face

>>688281295
>>688281199
samefag

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>>688276036

Force you to diet and exerciser.

thought you had a foley catheter in, now I see you've shoved some hand-tools into your vagina. Thats interesting.

Katie!?

>>688281199
sugarkitten101 nice dubs

>>688276036
I would give it eveything I got to shove my 3 incher inside you babe....

>>688281577
Lol no

>>688276036
Nickname you "Willy" and set you free.

you have a very nice looking pussy. you should take a pic laying down (of your pussy and asshole)

>>688281504
pic of the day

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>>688277790

>>688281295
Thanks for having my back fam.

You got a kik?

>>688281587
for the newfags: this is not OP's kik, it's some 14 year old girl called maddy

>>688276036
all day everyday.

>>688277790
The fuck are those areolas

>>688276036
run 10 laps around your house with the screw driver in your pussy. if the screwdriver falls out at any time you have to restart from lap one.

its like killing two birds with one stone, we see something sexual (more like hilarious kek), you burn some fat.

win win

>>688277790
Elena?

>>688277790
Show pussy stretched open for my fat cock op

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>>688281740
>>688276036

>>688276036
>>688277790
OP we need more pictures please.

>>688281895
milky.

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>kiss your lips, then your cheek to behind your ear, work my way down your neck to your collar-bone, then lick between your tits, and suck each nipple alternating between both while pinching the unsucked
>then move down your stomach to that crease between your thigh and pussy. kiss and lick that, and move to the other.
>then i hold you're pussy open, and start licking your clit, and stick a couple fingers of my other hand into your pussy, thrusting your g-spot while licking until you come
>then i move my kisses back up your stomach and tits and neck to your lips while still thrusting my fingers, until my lips are on yours
>then i stick the tip of my dick in the opening of your pussy, moving it around as i make out with you, and take it out, and rub it on your clit before sticking the tip back in again, teasing you until you go nuts, and when you least suspect it, thrust balls deep.
>i pull out to the tip and tease a little more, alternating between making out with you, and sucking your tits, before thrusting my whole weight into you, snapping the head of my dick over and over right into your g-spot, kissing you all over your face, lips, neck, and tits . . .

then after you've come a few times, i move back down to your pussy to eat you out some more until you come again, and when your asshole winks open from coming, i start licking that with a finger still in your pussy until your asshole is nice and slippery.

i flip you over, kissing up your crack, up your back to behind your ears, and push my dick into your ass, grabbing your right hip with my right hand, and your hair with my left, our flesh slapping together.

i let go of your hip to reach around for your clit while i fuck your ass, and rub it until you come.

then i let go of your hair to pinch your left nipple while i fuck your ass and finger your clit, licking your neck until your about to come

i blow a massive load into your ass just as you come

then i would lick your pussy for one more orgasm

>>688282220
id watch

someone rap it on vokaroo

Fuck you with a rake

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>>688282777
Fuckin kek

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>>688282777
nice get

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>>688276036
Make you buy yourself a treadmill

>>688283539
>fold up into a neet little crumpet & eat like a crispy square

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>>688276036
I'd survive a plane crash in the Andes, that's for sure.

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>>688283157
what can i say, i love bringin the fuck . . .

>>688284628
lold

I'd throw darts at your fat thighs for a laugh you fucking beached whale.

Sacrifice you to the gods of old

call animal control is what i'd do.

>>688276036
I WOULD WASH OUT YOUR BUTTY WITH A PIECE OF SOAP

>>688284876
damn nigger you got animal control on speed dial?

>>688284628
normally dont think shit of sg girls. but nice bod

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>>688283262
thanks! i think i should get a number or something (my phone is too shitty for kik; poorfags have to fuck well to hump a roof over their head)

>>688281895
oh the things i would do

>>688284444
nice quads

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>>688282777
fucking czeched

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>>688284444
quads get mien nigger

>>688285046
jeezus nig, post more

>>688284628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P95x3yD4rFM

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I would buy a house.
The Oliver Realty Team
19 East Dartmoor Street, Sugar Land, TX 77479
(832) 655-1888
Buy a house TODAY!

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>>688282777
>>688284444

>>688285550
I really like this meme

>>688276036
I would shove you god damn face in some krispy cream, while i record my self fucking you stupid.

I would blind fold you, while letting your brothers take turns on a glory hole while you receive them.

>>688277790
I'd tie your arms and legs to your bed posts, blindfold you, then force you to cum with a few bullet vibes shoved in your cunt and ass, taped to your clit and nipples. After I was satisfied with your writhing in pleasure and begging for my cock, I'd fuck your dripping wet cunt till you couldn't stand.

>>688277346
This is basically /thread b kills me that it goes on for this long praising a fat chick I guess I love sucking to much dick on fit

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>>688285361
like how i'm gonna bend her legs behind her ears, and bounce her body off the bedsprings while my dick hammers into her

i could sixty-nine her too. does anybody wanna fuck her doggy-style while she and i sixty-nine?

>>688276036
Say no, turn and run.

>>688286650
Fuck yes, I'd be up for that.

>>688276036
I'd crush up some sleeping pills and mix it with lube. So when i fuck you, you'll go unconcious. Giving me a chance to humiliate you body and post pictures on /b/.
I've got three male dogs that will nut inside of you. I'll send the videos to your family members while butt fuck you in the kitchen.
Stuff a few more pills up your ass, so i can drive you unconscious to a preschool. leaving you buttfucked and naked in the sand box. So children cry when they watch my semen bleed from your holes.

>>688276036
Woman i would fuck you with a tire iron on the side of a busy highway.

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>>688286809
we could take turns if you could deal with that (some guys can't handle balls hanging in their face even if they are licking a pussy)

>>688276036
I would shove a duster in your ass and make your clean my house blindfolded in a french maids outfit. Throw a party so my friends can throw donuts at you while you flop around desperately trying clean my bookshelves.

>>688276402
kek

>>688276036
I would throw you butt ass naked into a trash compactor after fucking you with a week old banana.

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>>688287083

>>688287083
If it meant getting a taste of that thick, luscious pussy I could deal. And after a couple of rounds of that we could fuck her in each of her holes at once.

>>688276036

feed every starving child in africa

>>688277790
Danielle? Dani?

>>688277790
Though your naked. What id do is treat you with upmost respect. Id care for you and get to know the real you.

>>688276036
Make you a salad

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>>688276738

>>688287603
hell yeah, i'll bet she's the kinda lady that likes to take two dicks at the same time, and when i see that body, and that horny howling into the void, i figure she deserves as much of the best dick as she can get

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>>688276036
Your body is just my type and I'd love to watch you poop.

>>688287603
in fact . . . i think it pumped me up enough that i'm gonna wake up my poor, overworked gf with a nice pussy-licking, and good fuck in OP's honor.

>>688276036
Put you on a treadmill.

>>688288622
KEK

>>688288780
sit her on ur lap when ur on the toilet and she can poop between ur legs

OP here. Going to bed now.

>>688288622
how old are u 5??

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>>688289385
Yes anon, he's 5.

>>688289250
Op wait first can I show you a pic of me masturbating to you?

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Homer simpson, i-is that you?

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>>688284444

>>688289569
Holy fuck

>>688276036
Throw you back to the ocean

>>688277790
Feets pls

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>>688289385

>>688289019
popes mitre also looks like an upside down cunt/fish on his head

stick more things in your vagoo for us

>>688289250
Feets

>>688289060
Screw that, just shit while we're fucking.

>>688289718
TOP KEK

>>688277790
I would
You're chubby, not disgustingly obese

>>688290572
if lucky her poop can tickle ur balls on the way out

>>688276036
was gonna say stick a screwdriver in yer pussy but looks like you've got it covered.

>>688276036
Gross.

>>688291411
You think I'm kidding?

>>688276483
This man gets it.

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>>688276483
when you piss yell out;

BLASTOISE

like you gave dat bitch the hydro pump