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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Waiting for Ms. P. art
>>688275249
>Nuh uh! Your both bullying me q-q.
>Implying you aren't loving every second of it
>>688275472
>implying that isn't adorable
Here's the first preview. The rest of the cleanup, text and textures will come later.
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdnHKdb-Oss
>>688275603
Your waifu is gay
I would enjoy doing this to Shinoa.
>not shiro
>>688275936
cringe
still here
and
>>688275249
i dont know if i should dive into this pool though
Akiko claimed
>>688274723
>Galko
Suu has shown incredible learning capabilities, able to learn words after hearing them once and copying complex behaviours
She can actually absorb more mass, becoming smarter with size. In theory she can become the most intelligent being on the planet
>>688274934
>Mirai
>because everyone seems to have it worse
Kek shouldn't hold you back man
Just because I got burned twice doesn't mean your burn doesn't have to be mended
You will likely get some shit from random anons but you shouldn't be afraid to talk when you feel the need.
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>Millinda
>OKAY SQUAD LISTEN UP
>Today we are doing some special endurance training
>E-excuse me? What do you mean?
>Takes complete collection of Heavy Object out of bag
>>688275472
>Shinoa
Anytime bro
Have a smug claiming pic
>>688275603
>smug crew claim
What a refreshing ride.
>>688275996
Sweet sweet Skrillex ink claimed
>>688276199
Check em
Shitpost
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pat
goodnight maybe
>>688276363
Low energy
>>688276430
hi again
>>688276157
Lol I posted this the other night and someone actually responded to me in waifu thread
>Smug
>>688275936
The text is gonna make this 20 times lewder, kek.
Nice job though, I don't think I'll be around for the final version, so I'll see it later probably.
>>688276363
Yes.
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Goodnight!
>>688274560
nice pic
>>688274689
you talking shit about my bros waifu ill clock yah in the gobber swear on my mum
>>688276535
hello
I did have a good day sorry I missed it
was busy
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Uncle ruckus claimed
>>688275913
N-no I'm not, I don't love it when people tease me!
>You're enjoying this aren't you!
>>688276207
It may or may not be fun. But you have to give it a shot.
>>688274934
Topkek, what makes this even better is that there's some left over cookies downstairs.
>Do I dare open one now?
>>688274945
Too each their own of course but tsunderes just hold a soft spot in my heart.
>>688275262
Don't stay up too long cutie.
>>688275472
>RTS
Already has my attention. Those games are based.
>Free medical attention
How likely are you to get hurt rather than travel somewhere? [:^)
>Best idol claimed
>>688276773
No ERP faggot
>>688276764
Claiming only way you guys will ever get laid
>attempt 2
>>688276292
Her personality is everyone else's, essentially.
>admittedly I'm pretty biased toward Snek
>>688276773
>You're enjoying this aren't you!
I actually am.
I don't need to be a liar like you about stuff I enjoy.
>>688276199
What are you going to fucking do?
Jack shit, that's what.
>>688276593
I'll get to it tomorrow, I need to call it a night soon. Taking off this week, been feeling like shit, so I got plenty of time.
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Claiming
>>688276687
yeah it is. how are you
>>688276705
its quite alright. i 2 had a busy day
>>688276773
i dont think i do. everything seems fine the way it is
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Gollum claimed
>>688275915
Not gonna lie. It is but the bones and organs in your body says otherwise
>>688275796
Hello mai
>>688276292
Awwww yes nigga! How's your morning so far?
>>688276320
You know it
>>688276432
Night, Kyle
>>688276764
Tell me, uncle ruckus, what are the tool that the great white egos gave us to fight nigga with?
>>688276866
Dude you'll love the total war series
And how likely will you not get a boner when riding her? Surely it'll hurt
>>688276940
Night Galky!
Hope this will be the one for ya
I am not fond of suu
>fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evA3DasqGU8
>>688277176
mind telling me about it ?
>>688276292
I don't want the attention. I didn't come to waifu to share problems, but to blabbering while I got hammered. Now all my drinking buddies are gone, it seems.
>>688275262
Hehe, to tell you the truth I forgot that I had downloaded the app. Glad you still have access to /waifu/ despite being in Cali.
>>688275472
No..I guess not. I've been plastered to SW Texas for a long time, it seems like.
>>688276866
Open one for all three of us, if you have spares!
Miho claimed
I feel some much better after calling out Mr.Repzion in his twitch chat.
>>688274335
Indeed it is~
>>688274773
I could actually see Mizore really enjoying being teased like this.
>>688275249
You know you love us~
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hi
I claim Bill Cosby
>>688277306
Can you translate what this says waifu guys?
Claimed
Milinda claim
>>688276292
Holy fucking kek I wish.
>>688276866
I know. We have to go to bed soon anyways or we will be in trouble.
>>688277435
He loves every second of it.
Keep teasing him for me please!
>>688277084
Mmm I see.
Well hope you enjoy your rest.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna be off now.
See you later everyone!
>Mizore loves being bullied!
>>688277377
just 2 job interviews. im worn out
Mine
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Mr. Belvedere claimed
>>688277625
>sneaking hugs attack!
>>688277452
Itd be rude to not give a (You) in return.
>>688277306
Always smugcrew.
>>688277625
I would say watching anime is a good use of taxpayers money.
>GATE uses JSDF tactics and equipment
>justify with that
>>688277332
It's okay mero
>>688277418
Thought houston was south east?
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Hello
>>688277596
She says it's the cute is overwhelming
>>688277660
Night and thanks for the info. I like this
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Claiming
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>he a cuck
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hi
>>688275249
Yay pervyness
>>688275472
Well she's a bit in to bondage. Don't know about dominant though.
>>688276866
I do like some tsunderes. Hers never appealed to me for whatever reason.
>>688277742
>Rattle rattle
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hi
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Guy Fieri claim
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hi
>>688276947
I-I'm no liar. You bully.
>>688277176
Well I guess. If you ever want to try just be safe and anonymous.
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>>688277660
No I dont!
What are you talking about!?
>>688277920
Don't listen to her, she's crazy.
>>688277176
good heading off to bed soon how was rainbow six
>>688277797
GAH! Your attack was successful!
>Hugs
>>688277912
Kek I don't think they will agree with that.
>fair point. I love Gate. Great show.
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hi
Hey everyone. There's a fucking Chile vs Argentina game going on right now at Levi Stadium and traffic was fucking stupid tonight, tried for over an hour at three different places to get dinner with no luck, ended up getting a frozen pizza.
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hi
>>688278366
i dont think it appeals to me.
>>688278375
its pretty cool. shooting up walls and stuff and if you meant now then goodnight
>>688278435
So hows everything going so far?
>more hugs
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hi
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Nigger eyes Your waifu
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hi
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>total war series
If I could run it. Haven't seen any game play of it actually
>Implying I won't be too exhausted to even pop one ;^)
If you know what I mean~
>>688277418
Will do!
>>688277435
Oh bby~
Kek, don't do it here, although I think you already decided that.
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>>688278115
Aren't you trying a bit too hard?
>>688277625
Kek, why am I seeing this as a gigantic slumber party now.
>>688278134
Did it seem overly pushy? Some are and some are just kinda subtle with it
>AKA Maki
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Claiming
>>688277697
nice
hope you get called , what did you apply for ?
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hi
>>688278656
no not ready yet for bed and yeah it looks cool smashing walls and shooting up the place seems pretty cool
>>688278366
You know exactly what I'm talking about!
>>688278954
Laptop claim
sup virgins?
>>688278656
Maybe, maybe not.
>>688279029
No, not at all! I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>688279321
Nice straight but it doesn't count.
>>688277912
Yee boi
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>
Hello! How are you, my sweet Cinnabun?
>>688278134
She seems to be the dominant type
>>688278212
You'll be a hard one to understand. Excited for finding dory?
>>688278366
I think not~
>>688278920
Get the first rome total war. My old laptop can run it smoothly. Lots of expimentations to try out with each faction, Unit and the map to battle. Like War dogs vs elephants at the Sahara on a rainy night
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hi
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hi
>>688278955
a little ceasers and a macdonalds
>>688279019
im having fun with it definitely better with friends because you can coordinate efforts
>>688279168
same as before. you?
>>688279321
so any plans for the rest of today?
>>688279397
Non lifting kid claim
>>688279380
>very moist
>>688279518
Stop checking palis you twat
>>688279548
>548
Come on step it up!
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fish
>yes
>>688279613
why should I?
>>688279548
yeah team games are good just got overwatch and playing with my league friends was fun
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Yuugi, son.
>>688277306
Going good fam, just made pic related for Kyouko
If you want I can hook you up with one yourself
Just dump favorite pic and give me a hero of your choosing
>>688277625
kek
We can dream
>>688277660
Oi, hold up you fuck
I'm done with your shit
>pic related
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kek at filename
>Akiko
>>688279700
Palis are no gets unless specifically mentioned in the op
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>705
Sad!
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I'd pick pizza over macslaves
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>Night
Nothing but sleep.
>>688279589
Oh wow, nice.
>>688278920
How do I keep forgetting?!
Oh i know~ if I'm ever exhausted, suu can give me a stamina boost. But I'll have to take it orally ;^)
>>688279784
Oh Kyouko's is nice, I like it
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QOTT: who is best monster girl from monster musume?
Suu. Duh
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(pali checked) nigger
Claimed
>>688280057
fuck you
>>688279716
nice. glad you are having fun
>>688279910
yeah im leaning towards that as well
>>688279922
yeah that is true. keep forgetting that
>>688280057
Rachnea or Papi cant decide
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(pali checked) 8====D
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hi
>>688280057
rachnariea another dominatrix lady not as dom as esdeath but good
>>688279321
You loved being teased, don't try to deny it!
Der Fuhrer ist hier
Hallo mein friends
>>688280164
great
hope you can give free samples to friends
>pat
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>342
not good enough my friend.
>>688280057
You already know my answer.
>Snek
>>688277920
Sorry. Getting it mixed up. I'm pretty tired.
>>688280389
>1 off/one off
you can do better.
(pali check)
8==D (_O_) < your ass
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hi
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The two just happened to synergise really well. I feel like I forgot some requests from yesterday though
>>688280057
Obvious fucking answer
>
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Heil Fuhrer
How's it going ma boi?
>Akiko
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what
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hello again hitler
>>688280389
nah im not telling him where i work
>>688279589
You and me both~
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>>688279922
No. My bun bun
>>688279681
Do you remember when it comes out?I know it's this month
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Reinhardt!
I like it
>>688280474
Good try. Maybe because 3rd times the charm?
>>688280490
It's okay dude. We can call it a night if you want
Can a nigga get a dubs & pali check up in here?
Headed to bed. Night e-body!
Check em
going to head to bed. gnight /waifu/
>and shitposter
>>688280164
Yeah, eat and sleep for me. God damn birds, it's 2 in the morning, stop chirping!
>>688280281
N-No!~
Oh yeah? What if I teased you cutie!
>You tsundere!
>>688280309
I'm okay with this~
>>688280739
I meant me ;_;
>>688280807
I dishonor kek I must sudoko
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>night from this one
>>688280748
>lets take a bath
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hi
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Got it, great choice
I'll get on it right away fam
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Night Mirai
Don't let the demons nibble you friend
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Night Es
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>Good try
Not really.
>>688280643
I think that might be the reason I like mine even though you think it was eh, because Aiz's blue hair goes really well with SeventyDicks blue jacket.
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A penis is good too.
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FUCK
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>checked
>Akiko
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night friend
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well maybe they are happy together
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i dont think it would work like that
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>>688279922
Ayy that'd be one of my first Steam games then. I'll check the price.
>How do I keep forgetting
All that goop is going str8 to your brain :^)
That's fine and dandy but can she defend your honor >:^)
>>688280057
Centorea you cretin.
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Goodnight Mirai, hope to see ya soon.
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No ERP !
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why?
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>quads confirm Snek is best
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>>688281315
because they want to make money?
>>688280290
ohh nice pick.
I didn't see my bae though
>>688281266
Check again pls not 100% satisfied with results
>>688281277
>not ERPing
The repetition of spam is soothing to me because I have autism.
>>688280057
Dullahan one. Theres always a dullahan one. And Dullahan a best. Snek a close second.
>>688278435
Gotta give it a try at least
>>688281212
I hear more than 2
>Ohhhhh~
>>688281397
Ill bite, you literally can't shitpost fast enough to derail this thread.
>>688276199 (checked)
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hi
>>688281556
No erp
help me
>>688278134
>rattle
>>688281708
>>688281689
>being this much of a faggot
>>688281820
kys
>>688281651
yeah birds are weird
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