ITT: Fucking disgusting vintage food.
I can't be the only one with pictures of this crazy shit.
>>688275374
i dont like spic's as it is not sure why they would of thought giving one a ham would make me like them.
>>688275754
what
keep posting
>>688276339
Gotchu fam
i'm loving your filenames, OP
>>688275608
what the hellmann?
>>688276867
Thanks, anon
4 u opie
>>688277211
>>688277211
>mayo on peanut butter
why
>>688275884
>Ham in aspic
>Ham in a spic
>>688277290
r/5050 normie
>>688275374
>ham in aspic
Sounds like Mexican prison. The last place you'd wanna hear "Jesus loves you" is in the showers.
>>688274971
On a sorta related note I saw a commercial for spaghetti pie or some shit for olive garden, and it looks like it would fit perfectly here
>>688276864
I think I remember seeing this in an old Dr Who episode.
>>688278266
That can't be real...
>>688275608
ham salad is the shit though. dont know what the green stuff is but damn I'll eat this shit right out of the can if I dont feel like making it into ham salad sandwiches.
How in the fuck did people eat this?
Moreover, how did the people who came up with this shit expect people to buy it?
>>688278266
actually, some creamy dongs sound mighty tasty, made with grapefruit hollandaise, the banana wrapped in a corn tortilla and fried chimichanga style.
>>688278710
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
>>688278758
What are you made of?
>>688278040
I don't think it is bad enough, but still... what kind of stupid guido makes way too much spaghetti and then needs a leftover recipe to use it?
>>688277211
Goddammit; I'm white, and even all I could think was, "fucking white people"
>>688278970
>what are you made of
I guess its probably mechanically separated pork.
I love all the classic processed meat products this glorious land has to offer.
>>688278921
Some people eat straight up rotten fish to this day.
>>688278936
the fuck
>>688277406
human progress is an ongoing effort
>>688279399
one on the right looks good as fuck though. thats just shrimps with green olives for a party.
>>688277406
>bacon pudding
damn those retro fuckers had the right idea
these days youd be called an islamophobe and sued for racism
>>688279399
Ham, Banana, Hollindaise... all it needs is some crunch and we got some good shit going on.
No wonder men started cooking for themselves and became chefs. These abominations were obviously invented by disgruntled housewives.
>>688277658
filename/10
>>688275884
I would eat this
>>688274971
op's favorite dinner
>>688280330
>>688277211
jesus fuck.
>>688278266
I'm intrigued. Could this be good? I love eggs Benedict, I'll try this sometime
>>688277211
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>688281127
>>688281127
dont do this to yourself. I have a better suggestion if you like eggs benedict. next time your at a diner ask for corned beef hash benedict.
>>688278921
The 70s was a magical time. People were transitioning from weed and LSD to cocaine, and food was some fever dream shit.
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>>688281260
what the fuck is that white shit with the metal caps
>>688281420
salt and pepper shakers?
>>688277211
This is the kinda shit you see people with food stamps doing
>>688279535
kek
>>688281687
The bacon one doesn't look half bad.
>>688277211
>hurr durr america was great before
>>688281510
shit looks like some sort of sexual torture device
>>688281878
>peanut butter, mayonaise, pickles, and bacon
>not half bad
You're right.
It's completely fucking bad.
>>688274971
Check /ck/
>>688281922
no it's not your mom
Holy shit dude I love gore threads and live surgeries, but this is making me actually sick
>>688281878
It doesn't, but butter on peanut butter? That's ungodly
>>688282059
That made me laugh and I didn't even read the original comment
>>688282190
It's not butter mate that's fuckin mayo
>>688281324
Will do
>>688277895
Can you imagine being a man of that time and coming home to find your wife had made this for supper? That's a one way ticket to a disciplinary savage beating
>>688282324
That's even worse.
>>688277211
I just realized the top right one is supposed to look like a snowman with a hat.
>>688282469
That's the fucking point!!! It's horrendous!!! What the fuck was wrong with Cold War era Americans???
THE FUTURE IS COMING
AND IT IS JELLO
>>688282059
It's pausenbrot. Not a sandwich.
>>688282697
Gelatin.
>>688282780
That was definitely the past, jello is shit
Thank god I live now and not in that fucked up era of food
>>688282879
Spam still exist.
>>688282697
>tons of wartime industry geared towards packaging and preserving food for soldiers
>gets retooled for civillian food post-war
>ad agencies convince people it's a good idea to eat these things
>>688282122
OPs don't have moms, we're ass babies birthed by smelly, fat gay men.
>>688282697
Everyone was adventurous in that time.
Should I try it /b/
>>688283333
quints mean do it faggot
>>688281260
Filthy Frankaroni.
>>688283333
You got quads so yes.
Also checked
>>688282433
My gf just made me this bountiful feast
Stay jelly neckbeards
>>688283333
That's not real bacon
But fuck it dude quads demands it
>>688283333
quads do it fagget
>>688283333
Godspeed, brave Anon.
We will remember you in song and verse.
>>688282433
if your wife has to make shit like is shown in this thread, its because you aren't giving her enough money.
the whole point of all these recipes, is super-low budget foods and materials, and the "attempt" to atleast make something "nice" out of them once in awhile.
its really quite sad.
>>688283333
I think you have to now anon
>>688283561
>roll
>what I assume is an egg roll
>a whole corn cob
>burnt chicken
>is that rice and ketchup?
Break up with your girlfriend
>>688283365
Why were they so obsessed with bananas? /b/ wasn't a thing back then.
>>688283561
your gf took the least mouldy crap from your fridge and microwaved it. get a new gf.
>>688283812
holy kek is it habbening?
>>688283333
Do it fag
>>688283812
You're a fucking madman.
>>688283812
>>688283812
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>688283812
don't forget the bacon
>>688283812
it's happening
>>688283561
post her tits
>>688279399
>Next Thanksgiving wear a turban
>Make this shit
>Knock down first tower
>Wait exactly 29 uncomfortable minutes
>Knock down second tower
>Bring this out
>>688278696
>Plop it down on the ruins of the towers
>Call your family Islamaphobes, go home, and fap
>>688283561
What in the fuck is this?
I've made better meals when I was 10
>>688283333
>>688283812
>tfw so poor you even haven't a plate
>>688283333
DO IT
I added pickles too it's gotta be just like the pic
>>688283333
GOD YES THE NUMBERS DEMAND IT
>>688283365
uugghh
>>688281260
Frankaroni Frankaroni give me the Formuoli
>>688284482
oh god
>>688284482
Now eat it you fucking animal
>>688284482
Things!! Evil evil things
>>688283561
is that ketchup on the rice?
>>688283812
watch this is how you get superpowers
>>688284482
Yes
>>688284482
>>688281420
salt shaker you downy
>>688284482
THE MADMAN
>>688278758
No fucking doubt
Tbh guys it's not that bad I don't regret this decision
>inb4 every criticism I'm about to get
>>688283333
checked
put your dick in the sandwich
>>688284482
Put your dick in it
>>688283812
FUCK
>>688284482
Now eat it
>>688284482
Oh god stop
>>688284482
>>688284482
END THIS
>>688284767
I told you guys it wasn't half bad.
>>688284482
>>688283812
OH GOD STOP IT PLEASE
>>688284482
DO IT
>>688284482
I would rather eat my own liquid shit than eat that. What the fuck man?
>>688284767
You're going to puke 100%
>>688284767
A legend is born.
>>688282190
what the fuck? you eat peanut butter sandwiches without buttering the bread? sounds dry and mouth coating
>>688284767
nig
>>688277290
>>688277211
>>688275884
>>688275608
did they just fucking cover everything in mayo?
>>688284767
Those cuts are too clean to be bites
Actually eat it!!!
>>688284767
If dubs, put your dick in it
>>688284767
most faggot thing /b/ could come through on
>>688284767
>>688284767
The change was instant .....anon is now illuminati
>>688284767
>>688284767
we know thats not you op
the mayo butter has assumed control of you mind and is trying to spread
>>688278266
>>688278266
I think this is actually a thing in florida
Guys for real the peanut butter mayo combo is a lot less horrific then it sounds you should all try it
>>688284880
kek
>>688285000
Fucking checked
>>688284767
timestamp faggot
>>688284767
>>688282697
probably the cold war
>>688284767
That's disgusting
>>688284914
>butter
>with peanut butter
...what the fuck? Nigger go back to the 1950's.
>>688284767
>not that bad
What the fuck is this?
Much disappoint
>>688284482
WHAT THE FUCK
>>688277211
>>688277211
>>688285084
>>688285000
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>688285102
Do it op. Put your dick in it.
>>688285084
have you no self respect?
>>688285084
Nigga you aren't even eating it
>>688285084
>>688285000
oh shit
>>688285200
>>688285000
>>688285084
"you should all try it"
nice try
>>688285084
OP delivered, thanks man, made my night
>>688285000
Czecht
>>688284767
you are sick man
>>688285084
It is trying to convert us now . Mason parasite confirmed
>>688285084
Fuck off, that can't possibly be good
>>688282879
but think about it. if this was the norm, gelatin smothered shit was popular, would you have a problem eating it? of course not. in the 70s, 1940s food probably seemed horrendous. In 2050, the shit we eat now will be next level WTF
>>688285084
I swear if this is a trick
vvvvvvvvvvvvv
>>688285200
>>688285000
>>688285362
Do it faggot
>>688285266
Keep the dubs coming
>>688284914
eat shit and die
>>688285362
anon it is a trick please don't
>>688285362
oui!
>>688279364
I enjoy those regularly, can't help nostalgia from my poor roots
Here's proof to you non believers
>>688285362
nononono
>>688285000
THIS
>>688285362
Not another one!
>>688285362
/b/ too fag to deliver on dick mayo pb sandwich
>>688285362
Does nobody here have plates?
>>688285362
please do it
>>688285468
holy shit dude
ive seen "shitfood" threads on /ck/
leave it to /b/ to actually make and eat some of it
>>688283333
Post results and pics, btw what in the fuck brand of mayo is that? That's the biggest ripoff brand I've ever seen
IT'S SPREADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>688285362
>dollar store pb
>>688285468
OH GOD ANON WAS NOT A FAGGOT
>>688275884
That shit's good, I had some from a Polish deli in Chicago. 9/10 would eat again.
>>688285468
Put your dick in it. Trips commands you
>>688285084
mayo rep pls go
>>688283365
Why put cannabalism images in a retro food thread
>>688285468
absolute madman
>>688285362
Oh fuck me silly, it's spreading
>>688285555
this is a waste....
>>688285593
>best foods
>ripoff brand.
nigger are you retarded? what mayonnaise do you have?
>>688285362
No guy you'll get infected
>>688285593
Serious Lee ?
>>688285653
I can't put my dick in my stomach anon
That was actually good enough I didn't want to waste it
>>688285362
DON'T DO IT
>>688281127
check out Cultmoo on YT they did it, and it taste pretty good apparently
>>688285753
oh fuck man I know this taste. Its like microwaved vomit.