Hello mr. Alien, Welcome back

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>>688274282
Hello, were you among those posting with me the last night?

>>688274614
The glowing is a side effect. The object is to transfer the energy from the life form you are consuming into yourself.

>>688273561
hello alienbro

thank you for returning earlier than last night, as i requested.

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>>688275355
Many lifeforms, even many on this planet, are performing that transfer, but with much less body temperature. Mammals and avians are warm blooded and appear to be more advanced lifeforms. What are the benefits to such a high internal temperature?
Humans are the dominant species now, but at a past in your history were no predators a threat from such great heat radiation?

>>688275791
I am glad I could grant your request, and for having you time to converse.

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>>688273561
WHEN /B BECOMES /X

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>>688276326
i am eating right now as i am typing this.

yes our bodies produce heat from digestion, but we also produce heat from breathing and movement as well.


a benefit, i would think, to having such high body temperature is our speed of movement, and healing. we can heal very quickly.

i have a small burn on my left arm that has almost healed and it was given to me by a "lighter" almost 3 weeks ago.

Picture related

>>688276326
With the use of simple tools we were able to overcome any predator on the planet. Over a few thousand years we have built a thriving global civilization. Over the last hundred years we have traveled into space and landed on celestial bodies. Do you think we are progressing slowly?

Welcome back, Mr. Ayy Lmao.
To answer your question, our stomachs have a somewhat weak acid in them that breaks foods, such as meat or bread, into their individual nutrients. The nutrients are then absorbed by the lining of our stomachs and distributed to our body. If by "glow" you mean in a thermal way, then the average human body temperature is 98 degrees Fahrenheit. This results from our bodies having a need to stay warm, if not, blood distribution slows down and we may lose limbs from blood being stored in the center of mass, to ensure we live. Blood is a liquid and liquids freeze, as I'm sure you're aware. The slower blood flows, the longer it takes to get back to the heart to be refilled with oxygen, thus making our bodies prioritize the more important body parts, such as the heart and brain, over less important parts, such as fingers and toes.

And now for my question, what does your species think of us? Are we frightening, funny, ugly, etc.

>>688277172
Thank you, I will add this to my notes. You have my many condolences for your wound.
If you would like I can answer a question from you, to the best of my ability or understanding

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Heres is some more data for your notes Mr. Alien.
This pic was taken on the 26th of may, 11 days ago.

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>>688278464
Here you can see how fast the wound has healed.
I hope the pictures will be good for your data and research

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>>688277368
Very much the opposite, your species advanced rapidly. I meant no offense by my suggesting of predation, I was simply being curious about possible shortcomings of a strength of your species.
>>688277497
Yes, thank you, the thermal glow of you is very great. It would make avoiding predators very hard in places I am familiar with. I am finding it very interesting about the amount of liquids in your body. I was aware your biologies were very wet, but I assumed it was a form of protection from your own heat, not being the opposite.
Thank you, this is all very fascinating for me.

question. are you familiar with the light spectrum, and how humans see light, versus your species sees light? how do our species biology differ?

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>>688277497
My apologies, I forgot to return your answer.
I mean no offense, but we find your kind very frightening.
We hold no bad relations of placing blame however. We are understanding that all earth life, even weather and geography, is very violent, having great danger. We have understood that your race gained dominance and chance to advance by defeating the danger and violence around it. It is a world so full of resources, but also much fighting.
We have gone to great lengths to avoid being a target of yours, but are very fascinated by your kind.

>>688278722
Tell me, are you a Salarian from the video game "Mass Effect" if not, are you anything like them? The way you speak a out yourself reminds me of them.

>>688279362
Interesting. I had a theory that the natural grease our bodies produce on our skin may be toxic to alien races. Have you any thought on it?

>>688279395
he's probably unfamiliar with video game. give him a picture, yo.

another question, are you male or female? does your species have genders, and how do you reproduce?

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>>688279242
It is a very confusing thing me.
I am to understand that your species can only detect a small fraction of the "electromagnetic spectrum"? But your brain can take the absorbed radiation and create an idea of all your surroundings? It is also your primary perception sense, yes?
My kind can detect radiation, but I think it is much different than your sight. I do not understand your colors fully, but I think they are labels for your sections of radiation like your notes are for sounds. Would this be correct?

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>>688279880
True. Here is a picture. According to the game, they're an amphibious race who have a rainforest planet. Very wet. It's said due to their fast metabolisms, they have a lifespan of 30-40 Earth years.

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>>688280271
Yes we "see" a small portion of the electromagnetic spectrum and call it visible light. may i ask how your species detects their surroundings if you do not have normal sight?

also can you see the images we are posting on this board? how do you interact with the outside world?

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>>688273561

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Just like names given to different notes or frequency of sound, the same is done for a very small band of the em spectrum.

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>>688279395
Unfortunately >>688279880 is correct, I have no knowledge of this media.
>>688279793
The protective coating of your kind's skin is not a poison to us. We have our own protective chemical coatings, much like yours, for parasites and harmful radiation.
>>688279999
My kind reproduces "sexually" as opposed to "asexually" if I have understood these words, but have no biological genders. When we pair to mate, each shares a genetic parcel with the mate, and each develops a new infant. I am to understand that "pregnancy" and birth are very traumatic for your species, the female becoming crippled. It is not such an encumbrance for us, so neither must care for the other during the development.

>>688279999
Also, I am to understand that you celebrate the assignment of rare post numberings? If I am understanding this than you have my congratulations on your "quad get", yes?

>>688281472
okay real important question.

are you here with us on earth at a specific place and time?
or are you communicating to us through another unknown dimension? how are you doing so?

>>688281902
Yes, on this board we celebrate the rarest gets.

>>688281902
thanks alienbro. this is only my second time getting quads.

>>688280271
Earth plants (primary organisms that draw energy directly from out star) evolved to utilize a narrow band (two small sets of wavelengths) of electromagnetic energy. This allows them to minimize the amount of rare earth metals required for their growth, which is good since elements 1, 5, 6, and 8 are very common here with our third generation star.

Since the plants absorb this color very well, they reflect others, which makes them easy to tell apart from other objects by using a very narrow bandwidth of light.

Paradoxically it takes a much more complex structure and more energy to have detail recognition between close but distinct "colors" than it does to have the ability to detect a wider range of em radiation, but it makes sense for the ecology we evolved in.

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>>688280271
If your kind "see" in a different way than us, how do you view the screen we are typing back and forth to eachother currently?
Some more wounds for your research. The human body can recover from many things. This finger is completely normal now.

>>688282418
damn bro, that's gnarly. what happened?

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>>688282604
I swung under a large gate used to stop cars and my pinky got caught inbetween these gates, crushing inwards on it.

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>>688280399
I am unfamiliar with this species, but my home is a very dry place.
>>688281286
This is very helpful, you have my thanks.
>>688281002
This is a difficult thing to be explaining. I interact with my limbs just as your kind, though I do not possess bones as your kind does.
We perceive our world through many means, we have organs that detect radiation, and organs that detect vibrations. With these we are aware of our surroundings within a small distance. I am detecting the radiation from the screen, as that is how this device communicates. I can tell the difference between the "frequencies" if I am reading the diagrams correctly, but I do not know if this is the same as your colors.

ITT - Quite possibly the most autistic person you will see on this entire site.

tl;dr - john titor if he was an alien fag.

>>688282793
Does your kind have any "Dank Memes"?
Also, what do your people refer to themselves as?

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>>688282043
I and a group of others and our overseers are currently in hiding on Earth, in a few civilizations, there is no dimensional affliction.
>>688282330
Thank you greatly, this was very helpful. You have my many thanks for explaining this in a way I could quickly understand. I will take note of all of this fascinating interplay between species.

>>688282793
you're trying. that's all that matters to us, alienbro. you're one of us behind that screen

i am curious still, do you have extra-dimensional travel?

such as worm holes

also do you know how our history will unfold in the coming years, or are you stuck on this date and time like the rest of us?

>>688283612
answers
>>688283633
never mind that post.

but i got dubs. so yeah.

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so let me get this straight, everyone in this thread believes op is an alien who posts memes and comes to /b/ for basic human anatomy and information that could be found way easier online, in a library or at any practicing doctors office.

this isn't /x/ guys

so how did you and your species end up on earth?

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>>688283000
I have witnessed your triple! Congratulations to you.
>>688283231
All societies have memetics, yes? Ideas that exist beyond those that know? It is hard for me to translate, you have my apologies.
My kind calls ourself "Jullarin", if I am understanding your letters correctly.

Heres why this is fiction.

1. Motive. What is the motive for advanced species to study us? Absolutely none, if you were able to make it to this planet and observe us, our actions are far from the concern of your advancements.


2. Probability. What are the chances an intelligent life form actually exists in its "Goldilocks" zone? Slim to none.

3. Translation. How can you interpret our language? How can we be sure you understand symbology when even HUMANS have a hard time translating each other let a lone an alien life form with "senses" differing from ours.

4. Even if intelligent life were to exist, what are the chances it will be more advanced than us?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is 100% no way in hell intelligent beings exist in the universe and even if they did they would likely be uncompatible with ALL forms of our language and culture.

>>688284050
No, everyone in this thread is having fun explaining the world to someone radically different because it's a fun mental exercise.

That, and OP is engaging in polite rational conversation, which even if totally made up is a 100-fold improvement over your average thread.

>>688284718
Fuck off normie, Ree, etc.

>>688284718
Oh another thing.
We have life on this planet and we only consider one species sentient and that is us.
So if sentient life is rare on a planet that actually supports life then its going to be even rarer in the observable universe.

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>>688285067
and i like alienbro. He might type funny, but he's a hell of a lot more polite to me than anyone else.

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>>688283633
I have no knowledge of what will unfold in the future.
I don't fully understand your question, is not all travel through dimensions? I am fearing our understanding of sciences does not translate well. If you are asking about our travel between planets, I am not in a position to care for our technology, and do not know it's specifics.
>>688284050
I have done basic research, and made many questions about it. I have factual recordings, but the data makes little sense to me.
I decided to use my allotment in the cultural experiment to receive descriptions from the primary source. I have saved a small number of images to post with, as I was understanding it was customary, is this not correct?

Go back to space nigger.

>>688285887
Come on, the ayy lmao is our bro

>>688283000
Checked and also weird I was researching john titor earlier today.

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>>688285512
>>688285368
>>688285223
>>688285067
I am delighted by your defense of me. I enjoy that this is enjoyed by you as well, but there is no need to instigate conflict. This forum was chosen exactly because no one would believe us, it is declared that all posts are fiction, correct? I was aware that many posts would attempt to be "troll" creatures, it was to be expected. I have yet to be called "faggot" this night so it is a good night, correct?

>>688286231
Faggot

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>>688285575
shit, you're right. all travel is though dimension. you're 100% correct.

so how did you learn the English alphabet and do you have any human friends? or are we to scary to have friendships with?
i understand if you do not want to be my friend. many of us humans are violent and do not like each other. that's why i understand you would rather be safe and not in harms way.

>>688286231
and yes, you are my friend behind that monitor screen. we accept what you have to say, no matter how wacky or outrageous it may be. you are our brother (bro for short). which is family.

no ones called you a fag yet because you're more entertaining than 3/4ths the posts on this board.

Hey OP, what is "Kurrolee" or whatever you told us last night like? Are the beings there like humans, or would they be considered scary to us?

>>688286933
nice dubs. i second this question alienbro.

I wasn't here yesterday, so you might have answered this, but what does your species look like?

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>>688286566
Your doubles and namecalling welcome me, and are checked
>>688286632
The English alphabet was easy enough to learn, but the language was made of many small rulings that proved difficult to understand. I have not yet communicated with other teams to see if they had a more simple experience learning the language of the civilizations they were assigned.
However I had help from friends of your kind, humans. We have become friends with a small group that we understand to be good, and trust to our protection. I am sure you would make a friend of mine very well, but I can not find a way to contact you, for many reasons of safety.
>>688283000
I have researched autism as I was understanding it as a disease, but found it to be a mental position. This testing appears less official, but does this image mean I am or am not an autistic?

>>688287710
so there are teams of your species all around the world, learning separate languages besides english?

also you were very interested in how we sleep last night.
This got me thinking, how do you rest? does your species not take naps, or are they shorter than our 7-8 hour long rests.

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>>688286933
"Kurrolee" is my home, my planet, where I am from.
>>688287580
It is difficult for me to explain. We are not shaped like humans. You are taller than us when standing. We have many more limbs, around our central mass. I am understanding many Earth species are having "bilateral symmetry"? We do not have that, but have "radial symmetry" if I am reading this correctly.

what device are you using to communicate with us on this website? a computer? how did you obtain that?

>>688288553
>smaller than us
>many more limbs
Alienbro is not just any alien he's a spider alien holy shit
Do you guys have jokes or things you find humorous? Tell us something funny if you do please

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>>688288553
>radial symmetry
so, do you mean something like this?

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>>688288437
That is correct, it is very interesting to me. We do not have anything like your sleep. When sustenance is scarce or weather is dark or disaster we can become dormant, but we do not stop functioning every night time like you seem to.
My apologies for the slow posting, the verification input is difficult for me. Many have been of "store fronts" and I cannot discern them from other buildings with accuracy

>>688273561
Everything we do produces heat, but usually as a side effect.
When our blood temperature gets below 37.5°C, it becomes a product until it's at 37.5°C again.
I have a very strange metabolism, i can eat like a landwhale and i don't get fat, i have a huge amount of energy stored, and if i use it by doing active things that require a lot of energy, i will grow bigger muscles very fast.

>>688289181
you're Fine alienbro. these captchas are really annoying but its necessary to make sure programs aren't advertising on the board.

ive gotten lots of rivers, oceans and bodies of water lately.

speaking of water, do you drink water? how do you receive nourishment? are you a omnivore, carnivore, or herbivore? or use photosynthesis?

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>>688288920
We have human allies, and the overseers have permitted us to use the computers to conduct research, and I am very delighted by this.
>>688289079
Not not like that, I wish I could better describe it. I am not permitted to share an image of us.
>>688289072
We do find humor in things, but I am understanding it to be different than your kinds. We have observed "laughter" but do not experience it.
To share something funny is complex. I find humor in small things. I have found many Earth animals funny, like a squirrel that seemed to not understand which way to run but seemed to be in a great hurry to get there. And a bird that seemed to want attention but than fled when I attempted to approach. That greatly amused me.

is your research done for a hostile purpose? or are your intentions peaceful?

also what about the galactic counsel. does a galactic counsel exist, like space government? what are the humans roll in this?

i heard rumors of a galactic war over earth. but i thought it was just a troll.

>>688290209
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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>>688289757
Occasionally we imbibe water, but only when needed. We have not encountered anything on Earth with a similar biology, but it shares traits with the plants' photosynthesis.
Our bodies simply absorb energy from chemical reactions. We intake the materials required to make those chemicals when they deplete. Our society has advanced in the ways to prepare this, in a way that minimizes the waste products. We spend as time as possible under solar radiation, as it help for boosting the effects of the reactions though it is not necessary.
I post during the night because we perform our chores during the day trying to maximize time under your home star.

>>688290719
Seconding this question. We could be unaware of impending alien doom

>>688291111
Nice quads.
Oh, but I have a question. How do you stay concealed during the day, if there's satellites in space (also, assuming that you live in a remote location)? Do you have some sort of disguise?
I'm sure that if someone caught wind of you, they'd send SOMEONE in to investigate. Did they? Or are you even allowed to disclose?

>>688273561
try using google and youtube for the information you want noob

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>>688290719
Our research is pure scientific. By understanding the processes of foreign species we expand our culture, and possibly discover an idea we would not have otherwise created.
I know of no council for this galaxy, or ruling bodies. To attempt dominance over others is an act of war, and usually results in conflict. Species that make war beyond their home rarely last very long, it is expensive and unwise.
>>688290992
If I am understanding this is a riddle? I would answer "As much as it wanted" but I do not know if there is a pun or underlying meaning

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>>688291111
nice quads alienbro.

how many limbs do you have?
Do you guys have fingers on your hands? how many?
we have five

are you familiar with the humans "high five"?

because you're not here with me right now this image will be the next best thing.

i hope you can see the color okay. its very colorful.

do you have any more questions for us alienbro?

I am curious to know if this thread is being watched by human government officials?

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>>688291601
To my knowledge you are in no danger that is not your own. Being unaware is frightening, so we must pay attention to the best.
>>688291784
We are able to exist in safety thanks to the help of kind human friends and clever plans. Your mechanical satellites are a concern to be sure, but no more than other random chances. Every world has many eyes, we try to be discrete. Beyond that I am not permitted to explain, but we are confident in our safety, though I am grateful for the concern of yours

how long is your lifespan in earth years?

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>>688292384
I am familiar, and would celebrate with one for you if we were meeting. Our kind has 9 major limbs, each with a primary and secondary digit, and 9 lower limbs without digits. Is this helpful?
>>688292968
I do have more questions made, but I must leave for a small time to attend more chores.If this thread is still function when I return I will greatly enjoy the continue of our talks

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I must ask: how does your species interact with sound? For us, we experience sound through our the detection of preasure waves in the air around us, which is then interpreted by our brains. Do you have a similar process?

>>688294257
take care of your chores and do what you must so you can return. i will await your return.

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>>688294257
>9 major limbs each with a secondary digit, and 9 lower limbs without digits.

bumping thread with my rendition of what alienbro looks like.

jesus i cant believe i used mspaint for this.

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bump
keeping this alive for as long as i can

>>688295841
i hope he's not offended i used green because i didn't know what his skin color would be. he said he drinks water occasionally so i know he's got a mouth. i didn't know how many eyes he has so i assumed hes got two.

hopefully alienbro will correct my rendition when he returns.

>>688273561
the glowing isnt really a biproduct of eating, however we are required to intake other living things and breathe in order to keep ourselves "glowing" we naturally glow snek anon.. it is our life force, we are incomplete beings unable to sustain ourselves and must devour other living things and breathe in order to prolong our energy within this body.. however doing so also causes this body to age.. and that is another complicated matter.

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bumping.

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>>688273561
Yo Mr.Alien you look all this shit up on Google you don't need us faggy fags to tell you.

Excuse me Mr. Alien but I am curious, are the bodies of your species carbon based like ours? If not have you studied the effect the difference has?

>>688273561
Ultimately, it is not lifeforms that we consume, it is the complex carbonic molecules. We extract electro-mechanical energy from the breaking of complex carbon bonds. The extraction process and the preceding energy operation is what creates the glow. However, you may note that the glow of some animal lifeforms is much much brighter than others.
The chemical processes and their components are designed to operate at common earth tempratures ranging from 285-314 Kelvin. This is not the case in the more recent climate processes of the earth in all sections where there is land mass, and animal cells evolved in 2 of the 5 classes of vertebrate animals that allow them to function optimally in a range of environments. It's internal climate control.

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will he return?!

>>688297370
If not, i hope to see alienbro tomorrow night.

he says hes got more questions for us.

I want alien sex so bad.

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>>688284718
With a universe as big as ours friend, it's not about how rare it is.

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please return alienbro , i have so many questions.

bumperoni

Alien bro please post a pic if salami
K thx

>>688290209
Ayy lmaos understand irony, you heard it here first.

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alienbro isn't coming back

>>688299849
>inb4 alienbro shared too much with us
bby come back pls

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>>688294776
I am returning, please allow me to read posts from my time away.

pls alienbro

OP is a faggot

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>>688300782
he returns!

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Alienbro, I just read all the posts in this thread and I have a question for you.

Assuming you are actually an alien, I would assume your kind might be more advanced than our own.
What changes can you make to our "table of elements"?
Can you tell me of elements we do not yet know of and how to synthesize them?

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>>688294714
Yes, we have a similar method. We have organs that are sensitive to the vibrations.
>>688296195
I hold no offence at your choice of color, I cannot properly tell them apart the way you can. I will make sure to obtain permission to draw a crude diagram of our bodies from my overseers.
>>688296762
Our bodies contain carbon 6, but not in the quantity your kind has. Between the abundance of that element and the use of 8 in your respiration I wondered about the safety of the combustion of your cells fuel.

>>688301726
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

>>688301726
so my drawing wasn't very accurate i presume?

also, why are you on here if you can use a search engine to find all of the information about our bodies?

>>688296866
This is very fascinating. I hope it is not offending if I explain I was referring to all mammals in bulk.
>>688298767
I am here, and cannot give more of my thanks for keeping this thread in the forum during my absence
I am out of images though, but will do my best to continuing the conversations

What brought you to earth, alienbro?

>>688302189
just keep asking questions and i will answer them to the best of my ability, in hopes you will do the same, alienbro.

are you able to get permission to give us a diagram of your anatomy?

perhaps you can use the program MSpaint? are you capable of that?

Does you species label one another with names? or you are referred to in another matter?

If you do have a name, what is it?

>>688302189
What do you think of our planets seasons and is it comparable to your home planet at all?

>>688302683
second this, alienbro needs a better name than alienbro.

Is your species a violent one like ours?
Does your species choose leaders?

>>688301707
This chart is as accurate as it needs to be, if not more so. Many of the bottom section are unsustainable or unstable. Greater elements may exist, but probably not from start functions, and only having very tiny lifespans
Please give me forgiveness if I have skipped posts, I will do my best to answer all further questions.
>>688302030
I don't believe it to be accurate, but it is a worthy guess. I will do my best to transcribe a basic picture.
I am here because much of the information I have access to has no context and is meant for ones with prior knowledge. I am here to use my part of the experiment to acquire firsthand accounts.
I have studied the charts that were shared to me and have a following question. Your bodies emit "infrared" radiation, but I am understanding from our human relations that "'ultraviolet" is harmful to you. Is this because of the increased frequency, or some other factor?
My kind can be damaged by powerful radiation but the levels in the "ultraviolet" range are healthy for us.

>>688303168
he says they're peaceful, and consider humans to be violent. with our wars and all.

>>688303209
Ultraviolet light helps us produce vitamin D which helps strengthen our bones.

But too much UV light causes us to get what are known as sunburns.

High amount of uv rays can also cause cancer.

>>688303209
>My kind can be damaged by powerful radiation but the levels in the "ultraviolet" range are healthy for us.
that's fascinating alienbro.

what is your name translated to our tongue?

>>688302543
Research of the fascinating life is why we came to here.
>>688302683
I had worries this question would be made. My home language is part sound and part touch, and even though I can describe the sounds of basic words like my planet name, I have no way of typing my name. If a name is needed for our discussions, how can one be picked?
>>688302752
It is all hectic and beautiful. There are so many natural resources and thriving life, such a odd factor as a tilt of the planet axis to have such an affect of your weather is delighting.
>>688303168
No, we are not as violent as your kind seems to be. Our leaders are elected by ability and group discussion, though it is obviously complex.

>>688303694
Alienbro, is there any kind of technological advances we can learn from your species that you would be willing to give out?

Special rocket engines, chemical knowledge, pharmaceutical knowledge?

>>688303694
So are you able to provide the crude sketch of your appearance?

>>688303694
Since you don't have a name, why not make one up using the name of the human that interests you the most?
If not, do you want me to try a name generator for you?

>>688303694
If you need a name you can choose a name you've heard on Earth that you like. Personally I think alienbro is cool but if there's a name you've ever heard anywhere you want to be called we can do that too

so your species is party telepathic, in the way they communicate. Does your species understand how it is possible?

i like to think humans are slightly telepathic, but are only in their infancy.

>>688303694
just because I'm curious, do your people have religious beliefs?

>>688304292
partly* telepathic

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>>688302571
I have omitted certain limbs to better show core shaping.
Please excuse lack of skill, operation the program was new to me.

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>>688304438
that's actually terrifying alienbro. im glad you're behind a computer monitor. i would be very afraid if i saw you in person.

do you interact with humans? what do you do with them?

>>688304438
Nice drawing. I was wondering do you have a dominant arm that you mainly use? Most humans are right hand dominant while there are a few left hand dominants.

>>688304438
Damn that's crazy cool. What happened the first time you interacted with humans? Did you think we looked freaky or were you afraid?

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>>688304438
Very interesting.

Kinda reminds me of a squid.

>>688304058
My overseers are in authority to do that, and are doing so with our human allies here. My purpose in the experiment is only for exchange of ideas.
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>>688304160
I previously expressed an enjoyment of the face of Hugh Laurie, but I do not wish his name for my own. I do not know the criteria of a good name, I could chose a sound I heard in passing that I found pleasing, but I don't know if that would be correct.
>>688304292
I had to research the word, but I do not understand us to be "telepathic". I have seen humans using a visual language with their limbs to communicate without sound, it has similarities to that, Touching establishes context while communicating, it took me a great trouble to learn pronouns from the difference between us.

somebody archive this thread

.>>688304956
i was thinking the same thing while alienbro was away and i was drawing that crappy painting

>>688273561
This is retarded. A REAL alien researcher would have an understanding of basic principles of heat and cellular metabolism.

>>688305048
we are different indeed.

were you born on your planet? what's the gravity like there, heavier or not as heavy compared to earth?

and what's your lifespan like in earth years?

>>688304658
We have human friends that help us during our time here. The overseers handle most dealings with them, but leasure time is often spent together, sharing stories and teaching between us.
>>688304832
We are circular but do have a front, and the two foremost are customary to cross when sitting, with the next two used as dominant limbs. We have no favor to one side however.
>>688304878
You were certainly odd, and not what we expected from your other animal life, but we have been more startled by other species.
>>688304956
Some of our human friends have called us that, more often "jellyfish", though I assumed it to be slang at first.

>>688305048
Hmm...What was the passing sound you heard? We may be able to modify it into an actual name.

>>688305048
That's a shame, I was hoping I could learn something new from you.

>>688305506
jellyfish sounds like an insult. but only you would know if it was used insultingly.

so when you research is complete will you return back to your home planet, or are you staying on earth?

I really hope that alienbro gets put in a mental institution before he makes up more bs

>>688305378
My home planet is distinct being larger, it's gravity slightly more powerful than Earth has. It is very difficult to calculate this for me, Earth has longer days and shorter years if I'm understanding these. I know that our life spans are typically much longer than humans, by more than 2 times if I recall, 200 if I am remembering correct.

so are you typing on the keyboard, or is a human assisting you with the task of communicating with us?

fuck you gay alien

ill punch your fucking head in m8 u watch.

>>688306013
What kind of star does your home planet orbit?

>>688305937
you should reconsider what's possible considering how large our universe is.

>>688282790
The fingerbrain

>>688273561
I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure one of those donuts is a snake.

>>688305605
A friend was telling some of your history stories, one of a woman and her contest that killed many people. I recall hearing a word, "ata lanta", though I do not remember its context as I was crafting at the time.
>>688305669
Perhaps you can yet. Please tell me the relationship you have with a pet, and I will return an answer to something else. There is much I can say, but I am not in authority.

>>688306461
Where are the donuts? Aren't they all sneks?

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Jellybro, I found you.

>>688306597
We could call you "Ata" ? I kind of like the way it sounds, and it's short too

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I've begun doxing OP, he is from Canada.

What do you think of our customs to have animals in our households? Like cats and dogs, and how do you see these beings? You have a sense on cuteness?

>>688306873
Don't be a faggot, let us have fun with the ayy lmao real or fake

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>>688306873
continued

I've been searching every image OP has uploaded and they mostly seem to orinate from a Canadian uploader on deviantart which i think is him, heres his twitter

twitter / pascalblanche

>>688306597
Well I can tell you that I have a pet back in my home state of Florida that I left when I moved to Nevada.

He's still back there living with my mom.
He's a four legged little animal called a dog.
I named him bond, because he used to always sneak around the house like a ovie character named James Bond.
I grew up with him. I got the dog when I was 10 years old.
He's always been one of my bestfriends and has always been there when I needed cheering up. He's honestly the greatest pet and friend I've ever had, and I wish I could have brought him with me when I moved.

>>688306028
I am typing, my digits are interesting perfect sized for these keys, though I am using one with Braille symbols to aid me.
>>688306374
My home star is not a great different than yours. It is larger but younger, in the way of stars. My planet does not orbit as closely as Earth does to yours. Beyond that I am not knowing how our classifications compare to yours, I was never assigned star charts to learn.
It is regrettable I have no more images to post, I am understanding it helps the thread. I will request more during my next session with the overseers.

>>688307028
Don't you dare ever reply to any of my comments again you rancid swine. You are nothing to me. I will destroy you and fucking manipulate your life from the inside until you are at my mercy you piece of shit. I shit in baby dicks.

>>688307159
I highly doubt that the Senior Art director of Ubisoft Montreal is on here pretending to be an alien.

>>688307356
You're a faggot. kill yourself.

>>688307365
Fuck closing my browser

>>688306597
>Please tell me the relationship you have with a pet

i have a dog he's very much a loyal animal. he's been protecting me sense i was about 7. but sometimes he acts out, stealing food from me, and sometimes being loud and barking for no reason. sometimes i am annoyed with my animal, but i remember that it's my responsibility to make sure that he has a happy and full life as my dog. he gets walked almost every day, and fed premium canned food and dry food twice a day. my mother and i try to make sure he gets the best food we can afford to buy, because he's about 13 years old. dogs do not live much longer, and i want to appreciate him while he is still around. I know i will miss him when his time to pass comes, but that dog gave me lots of joy while growing up with him. dogs are great animals for humans because they provide emotional support.

i hope this furthers your understanding of why humans have dogs as pets.

>>688307356
O-oh insult me harder Anon...

>>688306713
If Atalanta is too long for customary naming, than I would have honor to be called Ata by my new friends.
>>688306894
It is not completely foreign, but seems to be a matter of sentiment. Many domesticated organisms of my home serve a passive or direct purpose in addition to company. I cannot tell if they are cute or not, my standards for beauty are very different than yours.
>>688307180
I am glad you formed such a positive connection to another living thing, I am delighted to hear this. Do you have any question for me in exchange?

>>688284718
1) Why do we study animals or other lifeforms with little or no impact on us?
2) Astronomically high, especially when you consider that different chemical processes can occur in different temperature zones.. the high prevalence of chemicals, and simply the way matter interacts pushes powered systems to form a chemical order.

3) Study. Solid state-computers broke an encrypted language in the 1940's using limited data.. do you have any idea how much media we put out there? They probably plug all our information into a computing system that learns it just like chinese people learn english from watching movies.

4) Since chemistry pushes for the creation of order, and the number of systems in even a few hundred light-years of us, we can determine that at least some are more advanced. Those ones who ARE more advanced would likely seek out other forms of life (intelligence and curiosity go hand-in-hand from an evolutionary standpoint). I'm sure we wouldn't be the only ones.

alienbro, i have to go now. when will you be back on?

tomorrow maybe? later today?

i very much enjoyed our talks, but i need to rest now.

>>688307692
It very much does. I am continuing to be impressed by the range of relationship your kind has. Our initial surveillance scared us, giving us an idea you were dedicated to war, but there is a very caring and nurturing form of you beneath that.

you guys should play more counterstrike with all this free time u have

>>688308020
I will attempt to return the next night, after my duties are fulfilled, with the hope of more images for my posts. I will use the same original post so you may better recognize me.

>>688307915
Atalanta isn't too long at all, but Ata feels like a nickname out of the whole thing. Whichever you prefer/ people want to use. You chose a good word, it's catchy

>>688307801
What can I ask you that you may be able to answer?

>>688308555
Congratulations on your triples
I truthfully do not know until you ask. Keep in mind I cannot risk our safety, and I am not a member of authority. Other than that I am free to discuss.

Tourism.
I am guessing that some of the larger ships that pop up on earth are cruise ships since they stop at places that are considered landmarks.. such as large cities and busy airports.

Also, they sometimes appear from one angle, but not the other. I remember one time in a relativly rural area between some major urban centers people reported seeing a giant ship from the west looking east.. but people precivably on the west side of the ship could not see it.
Sectional EM and fluid distortion fields? I'm guessing they fail from time to time.

Most reports of the large ships appear out of nowhere then quickly fly away.. maybe realizing they are compromised.. Am I correct in this?

>>688308234

we are a very young and emotional civilization. it scares me how much hate we have for one another, that we will murder each other in cold blood. we sort of live off of the genocide of other races. as long as there's a common enemy, the humans will find any and every excuse to hate that person.

>>688308402
goodnight alienbro. i hope to see your snake and doughnut picture in the forums tomorrow night.

I hope one day the human race will see that war is very unkind and we cannot get ahead when we are getting even.

Peace and love
peace and love

>>688308833
Thank you, congratulations as well on your doubles.

is this the first time your species has been on this planet and are we the first species you have come in contact with?

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>>688308951
Or, it may be that one of the sides is coated in a reflective material, like a mirror in the distance. As a civilian, I can't say for sure what it is you saw, but my guess is that it's some kind of stealth craft.

>>688308951
I do not know of any current foreign species excepting ourselves, and can only attest that we are here to learn what we can during our stay here before we leave.

are you and your species set to leave on a specific date?

or when you collect enough data to realize that we are not worthy of interstellar travel, and we will eventually kill ourselves?

>>688308234
We still have not mastered rapid global transportation, we don't have a universal language, the education varies across the areas, and we still have regional polymorphism, and most of all we are at such an apex that we have nothing to compete against but ourselves.

I figure that most intelligent races reach an intelligence level where they alter their environment enough to halt evolution, and I would conjecture that most reach this plateau at the same rate. Keep in mind, we have only invented micro-computing 3 generations ago.. which is less than an average lifetime. Technologically assisted evolution is in it's infancy, but it certainly growing forward.
This forum is one of the earliest stages in human cybernetic enhancement.

>>688309339
This has been our first exploration of Earth, though we have been here for a great deal of time before I was allowed to communicate here. You are not the first we have explored. We have researched a great many worlds, though you are among only 14 with life, and among 3 with advanced civilizations. This does not included previously known civilized planets. This is the first I have personally explored, though, and I am grateful, it has been a great enjoyment.

>>688309358
Not what I saw. I am referring to large scale reportings about massive stationary objects.. appearing then jetting off into space. Not aircraft, not small reflective things.
I assume that there is some form of spacial distortion going on.. that's why there is no sound or drag in addition to being undetectable by any conventional electromagnetic means.

>>688309904
This is very fascinating to me. You have wise thoughts, and I hope you use them well in your life.
I would love to compare this to my races development but my time to be here is nearly done. Your home star is appearing and my duties will begin shortly. I will return the next night, and hopefully speak with you all again.
Good bye and good luck to you

>>688310093
I've always dreamed of exploring the stars, how does your kind do this?
Do you have a cryo stasis to keep yourselves alive while in transit from your home planet to other star systems? Do you have long lives that allow you to live during your transit? Are your engines fast enough that time does not matter?

>>688310518
Most of us become dormant during travel, and our vessel moves to distant places very quickly. I am not in charge of the technology however, and cannot explain how it works, much of it is unknown to me.

>>688310904
Thank you for your answer. I hope to be awake when you return tomorrow.

Have a good day, Ata.

Test

>>688310517
Hope to talk again tomorrow night Ata, seeya