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>>688270826
This is now a lifehax thread

>>688271034
Fuck its not

>>688271034
>response time is 30-40 minutes
sounds too quick

>>688270826
jesus could you imagine being Jackie Kennedy in this situation

>>688273128
This would be a great solution for feeding the homeless and controlling the pet population

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I have more, but I'm too tired to post the rest. Have fun.

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I can't believe people think you can die this way, you can't. It's water, it's not like you are hitting concrete, the only way you could die this way is if you didn't know how to swim,. Fucking retards

>>688273698
Hitting it from that high up is basically hitting concrete.

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>>688273597
>huge fucking slab of rock out of nowhere

>>688271034
DON'T DO THIS THE FBI IS ON ITS WAY TO MY FUCKING HOUSE DUDE FUCK YOU

>>688273698
>What is water tension?

>>688273698
water tension nigga

>>688270826
he shot himself?

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>>688272568
holy fucking shit... story??

>>688273698
You're a special type of retard, aren't you?

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>>688273128
>>688273451
that ia going to be a nice soup anons. i can feel it
(alsow)
>mfw /b/ solves world hunger

>>688274236
Is this shit real

>>688273597
Holy fucking shit...
I actually yelled at my computer "Just kill him!"
How do you throw a hunk of concrete that big and that heavy and not kill him the first time?
That's fucked up...

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>>688271034
what the fuck is this? i'm so curious right now shit is interesting

>>688274354
Ya

>>688273698
Once you get to a certain height , the water becomes almost as hard as concrete.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>688270826
if you look closely you can see that the jews did this.

>>688274497
I don't even

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>>688274661
nice pasta faggot

>>688274661
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>688274930
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.

>>688274554
Height doesn't magically turn water into concrete,you speak of alchemy.

>>688273698
most people actually drown from breaking limbs and not being able to swim

>>688272244

Oddly satisfying.

>>688275172
Keke

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>>688274661
>>688274930
>>688275152

i can cense the flyingspagetymonster...
but i cant see it

>>688273698
People don't get the joke on that gif. See the jumper actually lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSUs9iZv-g

>>688275486
fun fact in Hustler (or maybe Penthouse) our former first lady Jackie Kennedy's nudes were published.

>>688270826
Yooooo. Why did the side of his head blow off. Didn't he get shot in the back of the head.

>>688272346
did she fucking explode?

>>688275714
No way man, seriously?

Post'em please

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>>688272346
HOLY. SHIT.

>>688274236
Poor guy just wanted a circumcision.

>>688275729
back and to the left

>>688271034
IM FREE!

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more nigger and women getting beaten to death.

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>>688276122
dubs now he must Post'em

>>688276035
that shit is so fake xD

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>>688276573
bait or summerfag. can't tell tbh

>>688272568
>>688274265

China...thats all you need to know.

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>>688276380
sorry but. no... no your not

>>688276573
It isn't fake you idiot.

>>688276964
>filename

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>>688276573
> xD
> xD
>mfw it just adds a brow

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>>688272346
source this shit up asap

>>688273128
Stupid chinks. God i would hate being asian.

>>688277147
And that's why you should always wear a helmet

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>>688277295
it's the chinaman. they're fucking neanderthals dude. chinese people are goddamn savages
look
>>688272568

i just wish china would get blown out of existence

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>>688276739

both

>>688276964
What did she think was going to happen?

>>688270826
1-800-call-fbi

>>688277567
Me Chinese me play trick, me put ajax on my dick

>>688276122
I don't have the nudes as I mentioned these were in a magazine in the dark ages BUT:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2811002/Pictured-nude-beach-photos-Jackie-O-caused-global-media-storm-1972-HUSBAND-Aristotle-Onassis-tipped-photographers-four-year-smear-campaign.html

>>688272244
:( Little pink toy car flipping down the road.....

>>688273698
Go back to school you hamster

>>688272765
I'd love to go out like that. Painless and brainless.

>>688275172
no but surface tension does give it a very high density at the pint of impact

>>688275768
A little bit

>>688274973
And this is what happens if you let your children listen to Nirvana

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>>688278359
The only thing that can turn water into concrete
>pic related

>>688271034
They are coming to your house to kill you. That is how you leave the matrix. This is an assassination hotline.

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>>688278592
kekerino

>>688271034
Trust me. Don't do it. I did.

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>>688278655
I actually prefer Sakrete my dad used to work for them

>>688274481

FBI CRISIS HOTLINE.

>>688278253
>FILENAME

>>688278930
But is doesn't say "just add water" on the front

>>688272346
blood splatters the camera

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>>688279343
MODS
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>>688272244
>that pink bag

>>688278849
Do tell moar.

>>688274092
Just google the number its the FBI headquarters.

>>688274481
I googled the number; It's the FBI's phone number..
https://www.fbi.gov/boston/press-releases/2013/fbi-assists-boston-police-department-regarding-the-explosions-along-the-marathon-route-and-remains-on-scene
The first link that popped up. I'd recommend not following those directions lmao

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>>688278849
the fuck is that shit

>>688279483
That's why you should never do steroids

>>688279678
is he kill?

>>688279491
Moar?

hes definitely kill

>>688271034
1-800-CALL-FBI

Lol nice bait!

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>>688271034
doesnt this have something to do with the FBI or something?

>>688278045
fuuuuck if you didn't have a chute you would have so much time to think about your impending doom. I wonder what goes through the mind of someone during freefall who has a minute+ before a painless death. Regret? Accomplishments? Just sheer panic? Maybe denial or the attempt to maneuver into a position that you think you'll survive.

>>688277511
>Implying a helmet would stop a sniper round

>>688279678
How far down I wonder...

>>688280239
>Implying a helmet wouldn't deflect a sniper round

>>688272409
wholly fuck i wasnt excepting that!!!!

>>688272568
china.

>>688279829
Broke his leg or something.

>>688279678
the defeated look on the guy next to him. I wonder what they were upset about. The dude just looks on in astonishment as his friend or whatever just poofs.

>>688280467
You are such a fucking idiot it actually gives me a headache

>>688279678
lol @ his friend's reaction like "oh my god. Why am I even friends with you? You're such a dumbass!"