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>>688265240
Then get somethin' to eat.
>>688265776
>Then get somethin' to eat.
Pff, eating is for losers. Who needs food anyway?
>>688265895
I do, I'm hungry right now. haha
>>688265776
Stores open at 8, it's barely half seven. And breaking and entering really is not my style.
>>688265895
Pfsh, i know right? Im on my fourth day without food and im doing FINE.
Sorta.
Kinda.
Not at all.
>>688266050
>breaking and entering
Hell, I'll do it. All I need is an accomplice with car and we're good to go.
>>688266028
Then you do the same, go eat.
>>688266050
No seriously, get something to eat. Even I don't go more than 2 days without eating, and I only weigh 45kg. It's better to eat little every day than go days without eating then eat a ton. It's really bad for your body.
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>>688265895
You're starting to sound like Air
My scanner is fighting me. Let me see if I can get it to work and I'll show off the finished product.
>Guess I'll just have to work on that then.
I mean it's harder for most people to fall in love with you when you're unhappy. For some people that's attractive tho, for some reason.
>Almost 19 years later and my family still doesn't get it
Yeah, I guess family just doesn't give a crap about that kinda stuff. I could be dead a week in here (or however long it takes to smell real bad) and nobody would notice, I like it that way. I just come and go, sometimes stay away for a month without telling anybody.
>>688265240
>Im very hungry right now. As in, starving, levels of hungry.
Yes, totally! And with your steak you've made me even hungrier now. Guess I'll need to go to the shop later and actually have steak. Didn't have any for almost a year I think
>>688266446
Am I? I haven't seen him in ages, I don't even remember what he sounds like.
>>688265776
Pfft, way too easy!
>>688266586
>I like it that way. I just come and go, sometimes stay away for a month without telling anybody.
Yeah, same. I prefer being really quiet like that as well.
>>688266359
I've still managed to stick to my workout schedule though, im pretty sure at this point in time my body runs on pure, undiluted self-loathing instead of food.
>>688266586
If i had a steak, or any food at all really i'd share it with you.
Hell i'd share it with anyone here who came to my door. Cause being hungry sucks.
>>688265483
Hey dash
And whoever else, names won't show up.
Cobalt but on mobile. Zootopia just released but nobody's put the dang movie out on shelves. I cri
>>688266050
>Im on my fourth day without food
Why would you do that? Just like that? I've done that often up to 10 days but that was substance related. I really don't want to go more than 2 days without food without any good reason
>>688266028
>Then get somethin' to eat.
>>688267080
Gotta eat big to get big, come on. 6 small meals a day, mang.
>>688267126
Heya, how's it going?
>>688266445
I mean I like sergals, but their pussy gaem is ...unsettling
>>688266485
Finished product! Nearly killed my scanner.
>>688266586
I had a steak earlier. It tasted like roadkill. The beer was good tho.
>>688267126
Hey dude!
>>688267651
thats pretty dope
thanks a bunch
>>688267311
I am, cereal time, yo.
>>688266599
He won't go eating for over 24 hours sometimes
>>688267487
nice pic
the sergal pussy It seems a tounge :3
>>688267651
Looks neat!
>It tasted like roadkill. The beer was good tho.
Hmm, yeah, well it's something
>>688267240
Well... I kinda... Forgot to eat, and i emptied my fridge on friday, and i've been busy and. Yeah. It's stupid but it's sadly true.
>>688267487
The possibilities though man...
>>688267780
Hey! I can't see your name! :D
>>688267368
Just hanging out on break. Can't wait to get home and pop that disc in. In 7 hour's -__-
>>688267559
ahhh, vextaxy.
nice pics:3
>>688267918
>cereal time, yo.
You focking' know it yo!
This pussy gets more pussy than you
All this talk of steak is killing me. Steak is my favorite food ever, and Longhorn Steakhouse is where I'm going for my upcoming birthday, which I haven't had in god knows how long. It's making me really hungry.
>>688267938
I didn't know. Yeah, I do that too. I'm trying to lose weight though, and I'm so close to my goal, but it's really fucking hard to lose these last few pounds.
>>688268117
Ah well, I'm sure it'll be worth it from what I've heard about it.
>>688268075
>Well... I kinda... Forgot to eat
Lel that's ...impressive! No way I could just forget to eat for four days, no matter how distracted I am. I thought you maybe tried to start a keto diet or something, but just forgetting works as well I guess.
Good that you remembered that there was this food thing after all
>>688268412
You've not seen it?
>>688268412
You don't even weigh over 100 pounds
Unless you're actually a midget, I think you're fine.
>>688268653
Nah. I downloaded it over a week ago, but haven't got around to watching it. I'm not good at sitting around to watch things.
>>688268697
I'm 5'3.
>please kill me
>I'm serious
>>688268117
It's Mew here. Enjoy your break! I might actually watch Zootopia today as well, I downloaded it a while ago but never got around for some reason
>>688268630
Foods like... My most favorite thing, right behind sleep and you guys. So i feel pretty terrible about having forgotten about it.
>>688268951
Kek. Just buy mass gainers, and make delicious milkshakes for when you don't have food.
>>688268899
Hey, come on. 5'3 is not that bad, hell, I'm 5'5-ish.
>>688268899
When I said midget, I meant more like under 4' 10", the legal cutoff
You're fine and don't need to lose any weight.
>>688268899
Is good mang
>Upcoming birthday
When's yours? Mines the 20 th
>5'3"
Daww
the police is here :3
>>688268075
>The possibilities though man...
Certainly! I mean if there was a hawt sergal here right now I'd certainly go for it, sure thing. But that pussy makes me a bit ..intimidated or something. Must be hawt as fuck tho
Was going to offer up my digital code I get with the movie but this threads full of pirates.
Arrrr
>>688269228
Fuck da po-leese. ;)
>>688269086
It's pretty bad. I have to shop in the kids department, and it's extremely humiliating.
>>688269144
Well, I'm actually 46.5kg, but my goal is 45kg. I have a small frame, even at my size, and have barely any muscle. I still have just a few more pounds to lose.
>>688269173
>Daww
No, fuck you, it's not cute, don't fucking "daw" at me.
>>688268412
>but it's really fucking hard to lose these last few pounds.
That's because you weigh so little you must almost be floating or something
>>688269434
Gym, protein, now.
>>688269434
Hey, at least you're not a fat fuck like me. Not really, but you know what I mean.
>>688269434
wwaD
>6'1" reporting in
It's perfectly okay to be smol
>>688269434
>>688268899
>I'm not good at sitting around to watch things.
Same. Ever since I got rid of my TV I'm not used to that anymore. It feels weird staring at the computer for so long just to watch what's on it without doing something. I should've kept that TV for occasions like that I guess. But then I'd probably browse fur threads while watching the movie which doesn't make any sense
>>688269434
I'm 6'1 and built like a tank. I don't daw.
Although my fox is 5'4. and she gets teased about that. But that's because I know her.
I'm gonna hit the rack
Night dudes
>>688270072
Nighty night
>>688270072
Night night
>>688269173
And my birthday is the 12th.
>>688269575
Nah, I still have a little bit of fat on me. It's mainly in my ass thighs, which I really hate because it makes me feel even less masculine.
>>688269676
Don't have access anymore. I used to lift, but I was so depressed that I kept skipping days. I lifted for 2 months, 6 days a week, and I didn't feel any better. So I quit.
>>688269819
No, it isn't. I want to kill myself for having such shitty genetics.
>>688269964
>But then I'd probably browse fur threads while watching the movie which doesn't make any sense
Yeah, same.
>>688269990
Well she's also a girl, and I'm a guy and still shorter than that. There are many reasons why I'm so depressed, and that's definitely one of them.
>>688270072
Night.
>>688270072
G'nite
>>688270241
*ass and thighs
Fucking hell, I'm so bad at typing.
>>688269228
That police officer could cavity search me anytime. Or something equally cheesy
>>688269242
As hawt as it's ever gonna get im sure.
>No, it isn't. I want to kill myself for having such shitty genetics.
:( plz no
*sigh* And here I thought I was doing fine for once, and now I'm on the verge of tears for realizing how much I hate myself.
>>688270690
I can't make any promises.
>>688269345
>Arrrr
I'm a reverse pirate tho. I download all the things, and consume them. But if I like something I usually buy it afterwards.
I definitely buy the stuff when it's a smaller studio and I mostly buy it even when it's a big production. I wouldn't buy almost anything without trying it first, and without pirating being a thing they wouldn't make any money off me.
I know quite some people who handle it that way, and I think that's making pirating stats and the bullshitting around it highly skewed, but I digress
respect the law or be arrested:3
>>688270829
Try not to.
Sorry I tried to make light of your height. But some people like shorter guys.
>>688270072
Gn8 man! Sleep well
>>688271084
Thanks, but I don't know why anyone would like a genetic failure like me.
>>688270919
Oh, I'm going respect the fuck out of the popo.
>>688270241
>Short guy.
damn man. That sucks. But don't kill yourself. I had a shitty life until my fox stumbled across me. And I weight almost 300 pounds. Anything's possible.
>>688270302
Love me some hawt finger action!
>>688271283
Again, I really can't make any promises.
>>688271184
With me the physical aspect isn't a huge deal. It's more just about the connection with the person.
And why does anybody like anything? Hard to explain, they just do.
>>688271256
>Oh, I'm going respect the fuck out of the popo.
oh sure :v
>>688271629
That's pretty fucking gay.
>>688271496
Yeh, same. I couldn't give less of a crap about the height of a person. Maybe it's an american thing but around here not a lot of people even care about that sort of thing.
My ex grill was lots taller than I was. I'll never get that.
>>688271845
you know you like it
>>688271845
Took me a while to realize that.
>>688271559
Yes-sir ma'am, I'll respect the laws my fellow occifurs enforce. *wink*
>>688271452
We'd all miss you tho
Nobody here cares if you're somewhat short. You contribute and talk with people that like You for you.
I've kept myself from working long enough. Gotta get back to it. Might catch you guys later when I get home.
>>688271845
Lol I have a folder named "pretty fucking gay" for stuff like that. I think it's cute even if it's pretty fucking gay. It's aptly named then
>>688271452
I understand. And promises aren't always a good thing.
>>688272404
I never make promises, just guarantees.
>>688272334
>Might catch you guys later when I get home.
Later dude! Have fun with the bunny later on, errm, in a platonic kind of way I guess
>>688272115
Well, it's hard to get over when I used to get bullied and sometimes beat up because of it. It's not like I can just let something like this go.
>>688272203
I didn't say that I didn't. It just doesn't belong in this thread.
>>688272334
>We'd all miss you tho
I find that hard to believe. My own family doesn't even care about me, I don't know why anyone here would.
>>688272394
Kek.
>>688272722
No half measures
>>688272722
Snazzy!
>Don't tell that to your muslim friend
>>688272245
>Yes-sir ma'am, I'll respect the laws my fellow occifurs enforce. *wink*
lol
What's you guys opinion on pegging? Do you think it's gay or something?
I like it, and how can it be gay if it's a dude and a grill but I've heard so many times that it's supposed to be gay as fuck.
>>688273706
Not really gay if a grill does for you, it's like femdom. I think.
>>688273706
>Gay assfuck
even
Id like to report a large hard blunt weapon on me officer
-facialbro on phone
>>688273706
It's not gay, it's just a fetish. And it's supposed to be pleasurable. Since you'd be getting fucked and it feels really good, it's more like masturbation. It's only gay if you're getting fucked in the ass by another dude. Personally, I like it. But I'm a faggot anyway.
>>688273921
*does it to
For you? Wow, I need sleep or a damn english lesson.
>>688274054
I could have worded that better, but I don't care anymorer.
>>688273706
It's a point of contention. I think it's kinda gay.
So like, random thought, but this was a pretty good movie, with a pretty bitchin' soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A
>>688274054
>But I'm a faggot anyway.
Oooo, don't say that. "Someone" is going to come here call you out as gay.
fuwfags weave.
>>688274510
But i just got here bruv
>>688274426
I don't really care. I was already gay as fuck, but just denied it. Cockwizard was the one who helped me at least accept it. Sorta.
board bewongs to fwuffy
>>688274625
So I guess he won, he better not come for me.
Well I feel terrible now, so I'm going to go cry myself to sleep again. Not like I have anything better to do.
>>688273921
That's what I was thinking.
>>688274054
>t's only gay if you're getting fucked in the ass by another dude
Not as long as the balls don't touch I've heard.
>Personally, I like it. But I'm a faggot anyway.
Kek!
>>688274790
I guess have a good sleep then.
>>688274775
His pics are the thing that gets me hey posts bois but they got booty for days
>>688274790
I hope you sleep well then atleast. And, i wont ask you to promise anything but i hope you take good care of yourself. i'll see you next time.
>>688274912
Why you do this, keep fluffy in fluffy threads.
>>688275012
no
>>688275130
I love fluffy to but you make us look like cock gobbling fucktards when you spam it on other threads, we get enough shit anyways without you doing that.
>>688274981
I have minimal idea on what you just said on the second half of your sentence.
>>688275283
>>688274790
Hmm, I'd rather like you to stay with us fuzzy ones but I guess then there's only wishing you a good night at least. Sleep well, and see you soon man!
>>688275332
They have nice and big asses :|
>>688275130
That's not how you abuse fluffies. This is how.
>>688274800
Well then that's settled. If only all questions were that easy
>>688275538
Yes they do.
>>688275283
it makes you look like what you are? Huh, that's strange.
>>688276009
Dang bru no chil
>>688275585
I second that, and I'm still amazed how tentacle hentai porn is just such a normal thing around here.
Bet all the people using that "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..." meme didn't even see any yet alone furiously fap to it.
>>688274790
Hope you get to feeling better
>>688274981
>hey got booty for days
What even
>>688275538
>They have nice and big asses :|
Ah, that explains it
>>688276491
>>688276009
That view right before glorious facesitting ensues
I'm on board.
>>688276778
This character was always a cutie.
>>688277072
Those inviting eyes :Q
>>688277120
I love her, do you know what's her name? I'd definitely like some moar of her
>>688274790
Who was this?
Image cap plz no
>>688277461
Was Dash..
>>688277781
Tell image cap to fuck off, works sometimes.
Imma grab something to eat, will return a little later
>>688277999
Trips of truth
IMAGE CAP FUCK OFF !!
