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Your thread is going to die, and it's all your fault.
Captcha: select all the food
>>688261467
We can keep it alive with the power of love
>>688261585
Love? Whose love?
>>688261585
What is love?
>>688261585
Yes, the power of love indeed
starting over
>>688261741
Baby don't hurt me
>>688261767
Whoever concocted this must've been quite... Salty.
long story for you
>>688261806
>7 replies in
>already weeb cringe
my body is not ready for this
>>688261819
Someone is ready for the role of Howard the duck, though I'm sure the character is 100% CG. Kudos to the man in the image, though.
>>688261957
My story is better
>>688261868
Don't hurt me
>>688261868
Don't hurt me
>>688262008
With love, he can do it.
>>688261868
Don't hurt me
>>688262114
your story is old as fuck
>>688262185
Come on
>>688261990
weeb hate is both pure and righteous
>>688262271
But...
This fucking image infuriates me.
Let's be fucking honest, Guts would stamp Kirito the fuck out.
>>688261990
You've been posting that image in every thread since at least yesterday. Isn't /sug/ open? Why don't you go reside there.
>>688262011
holy fuck they actually served that shit regularly at my university cafeteria
>>688261868
Dont hurt me
>>688262397
Nothing is sacred
>>688261891
The computer always fucking gets me
>>688262459
Let fags be fags.
>>688262650
I want to fuck Peridot
>>688262472
Wasn't even on yesterday
I did find it on a cringe thread though
Decided to roll with it.
All of you are posting peridot here. All of you are fucking faggots.
>>688262459
Even people who hate weeaboos gotta respect Berserk
>>688262374
Where can i get one of those ?
>>688262459
Not an anime fan, but berserk is 10/10
steven universe thread? I can dump.
>>688262689
HOLY fucking SHIT, Stuart let him self go.
>>688262788
Apparently the whole internet does. Actually, everybody wants to fuck everybody on the internet. Even if somebody is nobody, they're still the somebody that everybody wants to fuck. Even if that nobody was once somebody but then became nobody through a dramatic backstory where somebody else killed them, somebody and by extension everybody will want to fuck them.
Welcome to the internet, welcome to hell.
>>688262459
Dude, no fucking contest, Guts is a goddamn animal.
>>688263020
It is a cringe thread so go ahead
>>688262845
Oh hi Bob
What is worse; people pasting images of anime girls and pretending it's their girlfriend, or people dressing up as anime characters and having sex in costume, pretending they're animu?
>>688262901
Where is Thad now?
>>688262600
No more
>>688261868
Don't hurt me
>>688262916
In Texas, for about $2M in taxpayers dollars.
>>688261540
>>688261767
>>688261822
>>688261905
>>688262011
don't stop please i'm actually fucking obsessed
A blast from the past.
>First panel suggests gender is a choice and not genetic even if trans
>Second panel suggests gender is hard to make out.
>Third panel suggests the school cares about anything.
>Fourth panel suggests something that doesn't make sense
>>688263227
he's sleeping
>>688262329
that has to be a joke
>>688263256
I NEED MOAR
>>688262329
Why can't these individuals muster the fraction of courage needed to place a firm grip on a woman's shoulder?
>>688263079
Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it.
For the sake of those willing to fuck, there will be those wiling to make it fuckable.
This one rustles my jimmies
>>688263170
Neither- it's the people who fantasize about dressing up but due to their crippling diabetes leaving them in a mobility scooter they will be unable to. They spend their days browsing forums pretending to be a young attractive Ronin, all the while sobbing while they draw fan art of who they wish they were. This continues for years, the fat blob of manchild gestating in their second womb, their parents' basement. It leads up to the point where in desperation, they blare their anime playlist before asphyxiating themselves with their Asuna body pillow. A true hero's seppuku.
>>688263617
Shit forgot the picture
>>688263290
Literally the only one I'd consider eating
>>688260305
Is that review bruh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkwMRauH7JM
>>688261868
Don't hurrrt mee...no mo
>>688263712
That looks tasty
>>688261767
I'd actually eat that. Not like that Bologna spaghetti bundt cake shit
>>688261844
Genetics are bitches
>>688263227
Pretty sure he got arrested for Chocolate Peppermint.
>>688262892
>>688263008
This.
Along with JJBA, Berzerk is easily in my top 5 animus.
>>688263702
the fuck is a transition fund?
>>688263702
>DON'T TAKE TRANS NAME IN VAIN
>EVERYONE MUST BE TRANS
>WE MUST WORSHIP TRANS PEOPLE
>AND GIVE THEM OUR MONEY
Transgenderism sounds an awful lot like Christianity
>>688261844
I always feel bad for this guy
>>688263288
Wow nice. Happy to see texas is not wasting tax money.
>>688263650
You do it for Hitler
And you would do it again
You do it for Aryans, that is to say, you do it for Hitler
>>688262689
Lol whats the story there?
https://youtu.be/ItE-dszcybE
Raised by an entire family of autists.
>>688263331
reported
>>688264019
a gofundme to get your dick chopped off
>>688263595
Old cringe is old. As old as the fellow on the right.
>>688263756
Intriguing
>>688264075
Keep the, gas high
Keep the Jews down lower
Put that kike in the blower
Purity is the key
Reich foot, Left foot...
>>688263837
Bitch got called out
>>688261905
God why always ketchup. Salsa or hot sauce always
>>688263533
In this case, it's because he's pasted in.
>>688263331
... well, you cant be too careful
>>688264040
Kek
>>688264388
Is that boiled over hard?
The fact I found this shit on Tumblr is cringe enough
>>688263712
Step 1: Add Chilli.
Step 2: add cheese whiz.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
Balogna and mayo cake
>>688263756
Not again.
>>688263533
Because it's a shop. The girl and background
Picked this one up the other day
>>688263331
Here ypu go anons
>>688264855
Narustar Formeryasha Wars
>>688261957
Goddamn, how is it that even before the internet, every school had a damn hedgehog kid? Like what the fuck is the explanation for this phenomena?
>>688262689
Alpha/10
>Dat confident and approachable knee bend
>concern for his 3-D Loli gf
>Dat willingness to defend her honor
>Keeping cool despite his vigorous indignation toward the brazenness of the photographer
>>688264090
Are that jizz wings ?
>>688260305
Can't tell if that's a really faggy guy or a lesbian.
>>688265098
Huh?
>>688262011
the mexicans call this sopapilla
>>688264019
A way for people exploiting the Constitution to exploit it further.
>I want to become a Sale.
>I don't want to pay via money.
>Let other Cis scum pay for my $4000 plastic surgery.
>Because I'm superior.
>Because Tumblr says so.
>>688265255
Nah, that's actually menstrual blood wings. But you see that's an alien, so they've got that blue alien blood.
>>688261957
Thank you for posting this. We need more maesters of 4chan to archive and study these
>>688265343
FUCKING BRUTAL
>>688265343
Brutal
That's all folks
>>688261822
U whore!
>>688264388
Is that a milk steak boiled over hard?
>>688265343
Which is why capitalism and proper punctuation are important in texts. But Capitalism is always important, am I right?
>>688263331
Diee
>>688261957
hadn't read that one.
absolute magic, thanks.
>>688265559
>>688265565
Hivemind
>>688265343
>brutal
>>688265343
I felt that from here.
I'd kill myself instantly
>>688263227
I think he's effectively banned from the internet now. IIRC he's only allowed like one device that can connect to the internet and the feds have full access to what he views/saves on it.
>>688265648
Capitalization you fuck
>>688265888
He did that on purpose, genius.
>>688265567
WHAT THE HELL
THIS PIZZA TRIGGER ME
WHERE ARE THE TRANS-VEGETABLES?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS WHO WERE BORN STRAWBERRIES BUT WERE MEANT TO BE CABBAGE?
AND WHY AM I NOT SEEING ANY HISPANIC CONDIMENTS?
YOU'VE GOT YELLOW PATRIARCHY SQUIRTED ALL OVER THAT, WHERE IS THE LOVING PURPLE MATRIARCHY.
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T FUCKING EAT FOOD ANYMORE, IT TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH.
I NOW GET MY NUTRIENTS FROM FILTER FEEDING, THE MOST FEMININE AND PURE OF NUTRIENT CONSUMPTION.
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, READ SOME LITERATURE ON FOOD SHAMING AND FOODISM.
BREAK THE GLASS CEILING /B!
BREAK IT DOWN!
>>688262422
good shit, reddit scum
>>688265888
Checked
>>688265341
Considering the cost of ciggies her in Australia that image is severely triggering.
>>688266060
>trying this hard
>>688265426
I liked it more when i thought of them as jizz wings but thanks for letting me know
>>688263331
Kys
>>688263740
Stupid bitch
>>688263331
Bazoodle
>>688265648
capitalism is never important you bourgeoisie scum
>>688266202
"Hard" is a term used by the patriarchy to assert dominance over the act of reproduction.
>>688263331
fk u
>>688265446
>>688265674
you're welcome it's rare and I finally decided to combine all the stories to make one easy to post saga to share.
Hopefully it gets spread around. I remember the original thread it was insane
>>688263756
after I saw this exact pic on /b/ a while back I decided to make it, honestly don't know what I was expecting, it was okay
>>688266060
>2016
>not eating a half strawberry half mustard pizza
>>688264887
the fuck man
>>688266269
Minty fresh
I'd bite, but that shit isn't Hebrew National.
Nigga needs his kosher meats.
>>688261844
As if he had to specificy which one he wanted to be the girl.
>>688262459
Berserk is like the one anime that even if you don't like anime you watch berserk because it's fucking cash money
>>688263949
Is this an actual character on the show??
>literally the shit emoji
>>688261819
that's pretty creepy
Can we get more hitler Steven universe songs going?
Captcha: select all the cookies being dipped into orange juice
This is Sophie Labelle, the author of Assigned Male.
On top of being the worlds worst self serving writer, she has horrible fashion sense and those roots are fuck.
I could forgive the awful comic if she didn't look like a blind pre school teacher didn't dress her and do her hair.
>>688266641
no his name is Onion, he's more onion colored and a silent autistic threat
>>688263408
woah there buddy could u make that shit any bigger
>>688262114
Come on man this ain't a YLYL thread
>>688266673
Holy shit! Something creepy? On a cringe thread? How the fuck did that happen? Call the /b police people! Someone was creepy on a cringe thread! What next? GORE in a cringe thread? WEEBS in a cringe thread? We're on a slippery slope here.
>>688266773
Now burn them even faster
As your sending the niggers backwards
Keep your hand held heil
>>688265098
what the hell is it with autists and Sonic??
>>688267037
Someone add this piece of shit picture to a scat fetish blog
>>688263331
Fuck you
Honestly, the way all you losers talk on this site makes me cringe.
>>688263423
Holy shit! I went to school with that dude, he was one of the anime club fags that always yelled really loud at the student center while everyone else was trying to do last minute homework.
>>688267230
All I wanna do
Is throw all of the Jews
In a giant fire
A giant fire
>>688267488
Shut up Ryan
>>688262011
More?
>>688261767
This used to actually be the definition of cereal in the early/mid 1900s
>>688266888
Checked!
gluten free is a meme
>>688266888
She's just as ugly as her characters, it seems.
>>688261961
>lol, ok
>>688263256
People can actually be counted as deadly weapons. My brother is, it's automatic when you get at some level in martial arts.
>>688267230
If you're Jewish and you're on the rise
You can count on the four of us bringing you down
Cause we are pure, and filth never beats us
We'll win the war and then we'll praise our Hitler
We, are the Nazi Gems
We'll always save the race
And if you think we can't
We'll gas you anyway
That's why the aryans of this world believe in
Pearl, Glass, and White!
AND ADOLF!
>>688266060
shut the fuck up
>>688267697
She really is
>>688265529
>dresses like and posts pictures of himself as a baby
>doesn't use cutesy babytalk in his statuses
fucking casual
>>688263331
Ayyy
>>688263331
k you fagit
>>688266888
>Sophie Labelle
you jealous white cis male. you wish you could have this fat cherry crater face.
>>688267802
Great boi
>>688263331
Nogger
>>688262102
Idk i find it so fuckin weird how this whole "neck beard" thing is like an accidental sub culture of people....i know a guy like that..is it just autism?
>>688266888
>she, her
keks were had
>>688263331
my mom is cool
>>688263331
Fuck it, I love my mother too goddamn much.
>see this guy sitting alone freshman year
>he's a senior
>get him to join our group of friends
>he's fine at first but gradually gets really creepy
>generic fedora-brony fag
>huge af, never showered, greasy hair and awkward personality
>the group gets stuck with him
>starts being gross to every girl in the group
>calling them mistress and getting way too sexual
>howaboutno.jpg
>we all stop really being nice and wait for him to lose interest & leave
>he does not, gets even more clingy
>we talk about games - he comes to school with instructional books about the games the next day
>we avoid playing anything with him because fuck that
>the most autistic person i've ever met
>missed school one day and when we asked why he literally said he crapped his pants and had to go home the day before
>he had a ton of autistic moments but the greatest was this
>the group at lunch - normal
>one of us is upset about something from a previous class and he blames himself for literally no reason
>no one was even talking to him the entire time
>pulls out a pencil and starts stabbing himself dramatically in the arm
>thefuck.jpg
>i tell a teacher he's self-harming to get him the fuck out
>principal escorts him out
>we never saw him again
>few days later we find out he was kicked out of his last high school for threatening to shoot up the place
I'm out of food cringe thanks for enjoying see you next time on diners drive ins and dives
>>688268033
Kill Bill with crippling depression and social anxiety.
This is the very definition of shooting yourself in the foot.
You're born in the wrong body, I get it. You've made it painfully clear.
But how the hell do you expect special treatment when you become apart of a group that is just as marginalized as yours?
You're transitioning into a woman? Better get ready for some body policing. Girls have to deal with that shit all the time and just because you're TRANS doesn't give you immunity from the treatment bio girls get.
>>688265713
I cringed I dig the sword tho actually watching that on Netflix right now
>>688261961
Not sure is badass or cringe
>need to see a pic of the guy
>if he's sexy badass
>if pony faggot, cringe
>>688262459
I couldn't get past the first episode of Berserk but I know he ripped his arm off to fight someone or something so yeah hardcore man 10/10
This.
https://youtu.be/L6aub3_GmtE
>>688266888
>she
>>688261961
>lol ok
gets me every time
Any other Adolf Universe song requests?
I can do this all night.
>>688264887
First time I actually cringe here. Must be the mayo
>>688261891
I remeber when this was OC
Just a reminder that if you're not attracted to trans people you're a bigot
>>688268545
Do let me drive my van into your heart
>>688265644
$1,000 says he's a Democrat.
>>688261961
>bud
>>688268707
>>688265595
>>688265138
this guy loves his family. kill yourself
>>688265138
Oh for fucks sake.
>>688268712
Just a reminder that trans is a mental illness.
The fuck you guys say about anime?
>>688263331
Fork u
>>688268712
I'm glad you posted in a cringe thread, cause you're straight up cringe, troll
>>688261961
I hate you I was trying to masturbate but this just ruined it, you've ruined everything.
>>688267872
God Mr.Ed looks better than this trash.
>>688269000
Chekt
>>688268712
>Tfw you agree with that comic
There is literally nothing wrong with having preferences and having a neutral outlook.
>>688261868
Fuck you
>>688268776
I know I'm not that tall
I'm not that smart
But at least I'm not that kike who runs
Walmart
Not that money grubbing kike that runs Walmart
I know you suck bitch
So don't you fucking start
Don't be like that nigger in the park
That stupid monkey nigger in the park
>>688263331
faggot
>>688261868
Don't hurt me
>>688262114
This is classic and not cringe. Wrong thread.
>>688261905
Taco bout some cringed food
>>688263712
that doesn't look half bad actually
>>688269243
Try doing that same song but about gassing/burning jews
>>688261961
I'm only cringing so hard because of what I dealt with in the past. My life has seen some really cringey shit. This Wolfy shit, for example, was rampant on any and all chatrooms that would allow roleplay of any shape or form. God, I can feel the cringe just remembering.
I am sad to say that I, too, am a source of cringe, having done some shit in my middle school years that I'd do anything to go back and redo, and if at all possible, shoot my past self in the fucking head for all the retarded shit.
>>688262329
Oh god now KPP is ruined
>>688262901
>weegro.jpg
Top kek
>>688269392
Damnit Carlos
>>688269323
Someone posted a story
I had to counter
I am the keeper of the lore
>Sugarland
Holy shit, that's like half an hour away from where I live, 5 minutes away from my work.
Not quite sure what to do with this information.
>>688263756
How did they thread the pasta through the dogs??
>>688268924
>>688269108
Oh no I agree with you guys, I was making a joke. At this point I believe there's nothing natural about wanting to be the opposite gender to the point where you mutilate yourself.
It's the same as body integrity identity disorder.
>>688263331
eat a dick
>>688269460
I only do one Aryan rendition per song anon. You can always wait for the fan dubs of Adolf Universe: Gassed to Deep for an alternate version.
>>688263837
i was there yesterday
down to fight(the patriarchy)
>>688263331
kys
>>688269591
Stick uncooked noodles into sliced dogs. Boil until tender. Enjoy.
>>688268924
I think most of them just jump on the bandwagon of fagdom because they want to be special snowflakes.
Shall I recount the tale of Dipper Goes to Taco Bell?
>>688265451
I enjoy his videos. they are interesting in a sad way. But he is happy so its ok.
>>688268033
Is that weird al?
>>688269726
K do the end credit song (at least the beginning of it)
>>688266155
thats beautiful my friend
>>688269829
Well you don't really enjoy it, you just kind of tolerate it
>>688263069
The worst part about this is that it looks like a shared dorm room
>>688263302
Sex is the genetic, gender is the social construct. Not even SJWing, that's literally what they are. Picture's still cringey as fuck, though, so what does it really matter?
>>688269967
i thought it was russel brand
>>688263331
Just in case
>>688264621
tbh that dudes rockin them boots.
>>688265644
Just your average bernout
>>688269951
It's like watching cringe comps or visiting cringe threads. The morbid curiosity and feelings of deep shame for the human race will drive someone to seek all things outside of their comfort zone, and into a territory of pure and raw emotion. This emotion is raw and powerful, yet foreign and strange. Thus it creates the phenomenon known as "cringe".
That or just tards
Lots of tards
Tards singing like bards in lard.
>>688269543
If I went into this post and replied with 'Joey', like Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh, would it have been a valid response? Or would I have been kicked for not posting a weeb name (like Jounoichi, like in the graphic novel)?
>>688267772
>People can actually be counted as deadly weapons. My brother is, it's automatic when you get at some level in martial arts.
I hope this is bait... otherwise... it's huge cringe.
/urban legend kid
//google it
>>688269887
There's nothing wrong with being gay or lesbian since homosexuality has been proven to be genetic and therefore biological.
For transgenderness to happen there has to be either a chemical imbalance or something in your brain
